UKim Kardashian, enxibe malunga ne-1300 yeentaka ezinqabileyo ezifileyo.Ngokunyanisekileyo kwe-E!
Baaaaack! Emva kwembalela, inkqantosi ebharhileyo yeziqendu ezishiyekileyo ze-I Am Cait zigcwalisa i-DVR yakho kuba awuzange ube kwimeko yokuyibukela, sifumana usapho lwethu oluxabisekileyo lwasebukhosini kwaye sibuhlungu kunanini na kule veki. Wamkelekile kwiXesha le-12!
Sivula ngoKris noKhloe bencedisa ukudibanisa indlu kaLamar ukuba abuye esibhedlele. Uswiti kanjani! UScott naye uhamba ukuba asondele ebantwaneni baseCalabasas. Uswiti kanjani! Konke kumnandi kwaye kulungile kwaye kugcwele incoko yeemvakalelo ukuba ibe ngaphezulu kwesaladi. UScott noKris beklasini yokupheka esempilweni kumaXesha amaNne endawonye! Ndicinga ukuba linyathelo lesihlanu.
UKourtney uza kuba ku-Ellen kwaye uziva engaqhelekanga malunga nokudanisa. Kuyafana. Ungqungqa kunjalo. Wow, ukhaliphile.
U-Khloe uya ku-Howard Stern kwaye akaziva engaqhelekanga ngokuvula malunga nemicimbi yosapho. UCainlyn uyacaphuka aze ambhalele malunga nayo kwaye uKhloe ucaphuka! Nokuba uthi, andinabo ubudlelwane naye. Ewe, oku kwandenzakalisa kumqobo wam! UCainlyn ke ubiza uKris esithi akukho mntu uvumelekileyo ukuba athethe ngaye. Oku kuvakalelwa kakhulu. Andililo iQela Kris kodwa bendiziva ngaye ngalo mzuzu, njengoko wayekhusela iinyembezi ilungelo likaKhloe lokuthetha ngomntu ochithe ixesha elininzi lobomi bakhe emkhulisa. Ndiyathemba ukuba aba bafana banokuyiphumelela ngoba bendisoloko ndicinga ukuba uCainlyn noKhloe babenobudlelwane obumnandi ngaphambi kokuba uCainlyn atshintshe.
Kodwa inyama yokwenyani yesi siqendu kukuba I-VOLDEMORT IBUYILE, kwaye ibuyile ngendlela enkulu. Besihlala sisazi ukuba inkosi emnyama izakubuya kwaye ngeli xesha izise uBlac Chyna naye njengeBellatrix Lestrange. Ndiyamthanda uRob noBlac Chyna kwaye ndiyathemba ukuba baya kuhlala kunye ngonaphakade.
Ngoku, asiyiboni ngokwenene uRob esi siqendu kuba, makhe sijongane nayo, uVoldemort uhlala engabonakali kude kube yimizuzu engamashumi amabini edlulileyo ye-movie, kodwa sifumana ulwazi oluninzi olubangela ukukhathazeka. Inombolo yokuqala: U-Khloe wamgxotha endlwini ngokuzimela kunye noBlac Chyna. Inombolo yesibini: UKendall ufumanisa nge-Instagram ukuba uRob unike uBlac Chyna i-iPad ayifumene neKrisimesi. Inombolo yesithathu: UKylie noKim bayakrokrela ukuba uKris unceda uRob ngentlawulo esezantsi yokuthenga indlu ecaleni kukaBlac Chyna. Ukubetha kathathu uphumile!
Bonke oodade babonakala bekholelwa ukuba ukuthandana kukaRob uBlac Chyna NGUMBUZO OMKHULU, ongacacanga kum. Ndiyathetha ukuba ndiyazi ukuba ngumdala kaTyga, kodwa ngaba sikhetha ngokwenene uKylie noTyga njengesiqabane esiphumeleleyo kule meko. Ndivakalelwa kukuba loo nto ifuna ukuphononongwa kwakhona. UKim noKylie baxelela uKris ukuba uyingxaki ekuncedeni uRob, kodwa ndiqinisekile ukuba uTyga uyingxaki yokuba ngulowo wayethandana eneminyaka elishumi elinesixhenxe xa wayeneminyaka engamashumi amabini anesihlanu. Ingcinga nje!
UKris waphosa umva kuKim ngokukhomba ukuba wayengoyena wayetshatile iintsuku ezingamashumi asixhenxe anesibini. Ndingene kakhulu eKris kule veki.
Ukuphelisa izinto, uScott uyalahleka. Kakhulu. Oku kwenzeka emva kokuba echithe lonke ixesha lakhe ecinga ukuba uyahamba nomfo wonke umntu uzimisele kangaka ekukhuseleni, uTyga. Umfana onjani, loo Tyga. Iphantse yandenza ndazisola ukuba mangaphi amaxesha endimamele iRack City kwikholeji. Phantse. UKourtney ubonakala engoyena mntu ukhathazekileyo ukuba iTyga inokuba yingxaki yokwenyani yosapho, kwaye ihlwempu uKylie akanokwazi nokujongana kuba uneminyaka elishumi elinesibhozo kwaye ngokunyanisekileyo akufuneki ajongane nolu hlobo lomdlalo wabantu abadala onzima.
Ngapha koko, anditsho ukuba Potter? IiWeasleys? Ewe, i-Kardashians mhlawumbi i-Weasleys kule meko ... anditsho ukuba i-Weasleys kufuneka ixhase iVoldemort kodwa mhlawumbi ndithi iVoldemort ingaba nguTyga kwaye uRob ufana noPercy okanye into. Esi isikweko siya sibhidana kakhulu kodwa oko akuthethi ukuba andizukuqhubeka nokuwusebenzisa! Sizokubona kule veki izayo!
