Kwikona yokugqibela ye-bodega kwikona ye-Crack Hipster, igama lekhowudi nguCasaban. Unikwa ibhegi yamaphepha emdaka equlathe ityhubhu yeglasi enebhola encinci ebotshelelwe ngoboya bentsimbi kwelinye icala, kunye nokukhanya okuncinci. Ixabisa i $ 2.50. (Itoti yeCoca-Cola ziisenti ezingama-75.)
Okomzuzwana nje kwiminyaka embalwa edlulileyo, phakathi kweseti yedolophu, ukuqhekeka kwakusisiqhu. Ubuncinci njengombono: I-Crack ibuyile yayiluphawu kumgcini wedolophu we-A-ron's $ 60 T-shirts. Akukho namnye owakha wayenza. Ilanga uxele umva ngo-2005 ukuba uKate Moss wenze uqhekeko; kodwa i-Crack yokugqibela i-Hipster ithi akazange ayenze nyani uyenzile ukuqhekeka – yayingeyiyo intloko ethambileyo . Kwabaculi be-Lower East Side, kwakwanele ukuba uDash Snow ayitshaye kwaye athathe imifanekiso emininzi ngayo. Ngoku ufile. I-Crack yokugqibela ye-Hipster ithi inentlonelo ephambeneyo kuDash Snow.
I-Crack yokugqibela ye-Hipster ifuna ukuba ndigcine umama malunga nezinto ezininzi zobuqu. Ujikeleze i-30 kwaye ulilungu elide kwigrafiti ngokudibeneyo. I-Crack yokugqibela ye-Hipster ijongeka ngathi yi-raccoon, kodwa hayi ngendlela embi. Uyindoda yokuhlamba, ukhetha ukutshiza endaweni yokuntywila, une-iPhone kunye nentombi e-serious. Wakhulela eNtshona. Abazali bakhe abazizigidi, kodwa ukuba ukwindawo exineneyo, baya kumnceda aphume. Indlu yakhe izele ziincwadi zobugcisa kunye nenkunkuma yekati. Umfundi wesikolo samabanga aphakamileyo kunye nexesha elinye lokuhlala ekolishi dabbler, akazange aphulukane nokuthakazelelwa yinkcubeko yep pop eyayitya umsebenzi wakhe wasekhaya; amehlo akhe asajongile. Baye bathuthuzela ngoku, njengoko elila i-Chore Boy entsha. Abantu baya kuyibiza ngokuba yiBrillo, kodwa nguChore Boy, lowo unenkwenkwe encinci kuyo. Kuya kufuneka ufumane iphedi yokukhuhla ubhedu kuba enye ialuminiyam kwaye yoyikeka kuwe. Itshisa ingqondo yakho. Ke xa sele ufumene iphedi yokukhuhla ubhedu, ucofa malunga neentsini. Ubambe le phezu kwedangatye, uyitshise kakuhle, kuba kukho umaleko wemveliso yokucoca-kulungile, nokuba iyintoni na, itshisa luhlaza ekuqaleni. Lindela ide ibe mnyama. Ukuba awukwenzi oko, ungangcamla uhlobo oluthile lweekhemikhali, mhlawumbi umhlaza.
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Ufuna into yokutyhala ubhedu olutshisiweyo kumbhobho weglasi. Isitopu siyakwenza. Cofa i-Chore Boy phantsi kancinci, ukuvumela igumbi elaneleyo phezulu ukubeka iimvuthuluka zokuqhekeka. Ukuqhekeka kuza kwi-baggie ubungakanani benzwane yakho kunye namatye aphuzi kuyo. Amashumi amabini eerandi. Kukulungele ukutshaya. Ilungele ilitye. Kunzima. Xa uyithenga, uthi, ndifuna Inzima. Uninzi lweentloko ezikhohlakeleyo esitratweni ziyanyibilika zonke iindlela zokuqhekeka kwi-Chore Boy kwaye ijongeka iluhlaza. Ukuba batyakatywa yipolisa, zizinto nje ezizezakho.
Xa utshaywa, ukuqhekeka akunalo ivumba elomeleleyo; Kufana nephunga lesalfa kodwa linobumnandi, kwaye ivumba limka ngokukhawuleza. Indlu yakho ayizukunuka ngathi kukuqhekeka, nokuba awunayo enye yeebhokisi zeekiti zekhadibhodi ezifihlakeleyo ezilele ngapha nangapha.
Amajelo eendaba ayifumene impazamo, utshilo. Ayisiyiyo le bogeyman abayenzayo ukuba ibe yiyo.
Xa utshaya ukuqhekeka, kufanelekile ukuba ugcine idangatye kwindawo ekude kwaye kude neChore Boy: Ufuna ukuba ilitye lishushu kwaye lipheke kulo. Iqala ukunyibilika kwaye emva koko ityibilika phantsi kwaye kulapho uya khona ukwanda kwaye uyilinganise ukuze ihlale kanye kwiscreen. Kulapho kukho ukubhuza kwaye awumunci njengesigarethi okanye isihlanganisi; ngokusisiseko uthanda ukuphefumlela phezulu kangangoko unakho. Ufuna nje ukuhambisa ukuhamba emlonyeni wakho; awufuni ukufunxa ulwelo phantsi. Emva kokuqhekeka komlilo kudlula kwiChore Boy, iyatshaya njengoko ipholile. Lowo ngumsi owufunayo. Uninzi lwabantu alubonakali ukuyifumana loo nto. Kubonakala ngathi ukuqhekeka kumkile, kodwa ungayibona phaya, kwiChore Boy, ngokuqinisekileyo ihleli apho kunye namaqamza. Ijusi emdaka evuza ezantsi kwaye ijongeka njengefilimu yeoyile yeemoto ecaleni kweglasi yilecta yelitye elimnandi. Abantu bayibiza ngokuba yiCaviar. Ukuthatha ukubethwa kweCaviar yomnye umntu akuncool.
UKUQhekeka kokugqibelaI-Hipster inyanzelisa ukuba, ngokungathandabuzekiyo njengoko kunjalo, ukuqhekeka ayisiyonto enkulu kangako xa kuthelekiswa nezinto ezininzi. Kuyavunywa, ikwenza umlutha kakhulu, kwaye kunikezelwe, kutshabalalisa ubomi babantu. Amaxesha amaninzi, umntu uya kuyibetha kwaye angaziva nto kwaye abe ngathi, Yintoni eyona nto inkulu? Ubetha kaninzi-naphi ubusuku bonke. Kodwa ngosuku olulandelayo awunyanzelekanga ukuba uphinde uqhekeke.
Amajelo eendaba ayifumene impazamo, utshilo. Ayisiyiyo le bogeyman abayenzayo ukuba ibe yiyo. Abantu abatshitshise iintaba zecoke iminyaka, umntu okhawulezileyo ukhankanya ukuqhekeka, bayaphazamiseka, boyike, babaleke ngenye indlela. Amaphepha:1 Mbini 3
