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Yeyiphi Imovie Ukubona?
 

UBobby Zarem, intatheli, wandibhabhayisa etafileni ekufutshane. Wayehleli nombhali oyindoda kunye nomvelisi kamabonakude obhinqileyo. Zombini iziqulatho zabo zenze utshintsho olukhulu xa ndibaxelela ukuba ngubani oza kundijoyina.

Ungumtyholi , utshilo umvelisi, wongeza ukuba UNks Coulter wayengacacanga.

Yena ngu Umchasi-Kristu, watsho umbhali. Kwaphuma intwana yokutya emlonyeni wakhe. Kusenokufuneka sihambe.

Ewe, khankanya uAnn Coulter eNew York kwaye ukutya kuthanda ukubhabha ngemilomo yabantu. Emva koko bafumana ukujonga okwaziyo okuthi, Ingaba uyadlala ngam? Ewe, ndinayo inombolo yakhe, ewe ewe ndiya…. Emva koko, ngokungaguquguqukiyo, aba bantu baya kusebenzisa amagama amabini afanayo ukumchaza: nokuba uyaphambana okanye uyageza. Ungumntu onephiko lasekunene, kwaye unobungozi, needemon.

Incwadi yakhe ibe ngu-1 kwi INew York Times Uluhlu oluthengisa kakhulu lokungabonakali ukususela kwiveki yokuqala ukuphuma, ekuqaleni kukaJulayi, oko kuthetha ukuba abantu abamgxothayo nabo kufuneka bajongane nemvakalelo yesibini: umona. Oku kwakuyinyani nakwimeko ye-blonde e-dreeling entle uClare Boothe Luce, owayedlala ngokubhala umdlalo weqonga xa wayengahlaseli ngobukrokre kubathengisi abatsha; abenkululeko babefanele ukuba ziingqondi! Kwakunjalo nange-libertarian e-haberdashered e-Ayn Rand, kunye ne-peppery magpie u-Phyllis Schlafly, u-Ms Coulter oyintshatsheli kwincwadi yakhe yokwehlisa ulungiso lwamaLungelo okulingana.

Kwiphepha 2 le Ukunyelisa -Ngaphambi kokuba aqale ukukrola ii-liberals ezingenamakhonkco ezinje ngo-Al Gore, Jesse Jackson, Dan Kunoko, Gloria Steinem noWalter Cronkite-Nks. I-Coulter ihlasela i-parakeet encinci yamadoda kunye ne-grim, egubha, abafazi abanomsindo kwi-Upper West Side yeManhattan benethemba lokunyulwa njengomphembeleli waloo mini wenzondo: INew York Times .

Ngelo xesha, ndandicinga ukuba sele ndithandana.

Nangona kunjalo, kwisahluko sesibini ndafumana imvakalelo endingaqinisekanga ngayo.

Yonke ingcinga eyingozi yokwehla kwipiki iyamkelwa kwangoko ziinkululeko ukubonisa ubungqina bokuba zinamandla kangakanani, UNks Coulter ubhala. Inkululeko iyaluthiya uluntu kwaye ifuna ukuluhlisa ukuze kuqiniswe imo yokungoyiswa.

Ngoku uNks Coulter wayexhokonxe enye into kum: ndandicaphuka ngokwenene. Ndaziva… ndicaphukile… ndichukunyisiwe.

Ndijonge indawo yokutyela kaMichael. Babenjalo naphi na .

Akukho namnye kwaMichael owamqaphela ngokwenene uNks. Coulter xa efika, i-sluice ye-sweat ivuza impumlo yakhe ende, egqibeleleyo yase-Kanana, ecela uxolo kakhulu-udliwanondlebe lukanomathotholo, indlela ehamba ngaphantsi komhlaba, emva kwexesha kuyo yonke into. Wayenxibe ilokhwe emnyama emnyama nezithende ezimnyama ezivaliweyo. Wayebonakala emhle, engendawo.

Ndingu soze Umntu ongaphakathi, UNks Coulter uthe, wajonga egumbini, engazi mntu. Hayi, andizazi ukuba ngoobani, andikhathali ukuba ngoobani. Andifuni ukuya kwimibhiyozo yabo ye-cocktail, kwaye andisafuni ukuzihlupha ngokubhala amanqaku abandicela ukuba ndiwabhale, kuphela ukuba babulawe xa befumanisa ukuba, 'Owu, mhlawumbi asifuni kupapasha umntu olondolozayo emva konke. '

Ke ubhala nje iincwadi? Ndatswina.

Kulungile, utshilo. Kuko oko. Abantu baseMelika bayandithanda; abahleli abenzi njalo. Ndibulungisile ubomi bam ukuze ndingafisi. Andinabaphathi. Abona bantu banokuthi bandigxothe ngabantu baseMelika. Leyo yinxalenye yesizathu sokuba ndingakhathazeki ukuba nomboniso weTV. Ngubani oza kundinika umboniso weTV? Khange ndisebenzele uMongameli oxhonyiweyo, otyhafileyo owayebanjwe ngokudelelwa yijaji yomanyano. Yiloo nto bajonge kuyo kwiintatheli ezinenjongo.

Emva koko wakhankanya impatho engalunganga awayeyifumene IWashington Post Umbhali wemihlathi yamaphephandaba uHoward Kurtz, kunye nokuvela kwakhe kutsha nje kwi-MSNBC apho wahlaselwa ngumninimzi, uMike Barnicle (ogama lakhe lalinengxaki ekukhumbuleni ngenxa yam), kwaye lo Khomanisi wandibamba-owaba nguKatrina vanden Heuvel, umhleli we Inkqubo ye- Uhlanga .

Ndiyacinga, ngesigwebo seNkundla ePhakamileyo esandula ukuba singekhe siphumelele, iintatheli zaseMelika zenza ukubulala kwabantu abaninzi ngaphandle kokujongana nesona sohlwayo, Ms Coulter wandixelela. Ndicinga ukuba badodobalisiwe. Ndizama ukunxibelelana nabantu baseMelika kwaye kufuneka ndisebenze ngomntu ododobalayo!

Inokuba bendijonge ndisoyika noko.

Ke uyazi, uthetha into kwaye ngandlela thile 'uBetty Boop' uphuma 'uAdolf Hitler'! Watsho ehleka. Intoni ?

Ubuhle beConnecticut bukhuphe intsini.

Kukho amagama angaphantsi angama-780 ngasemva Ukunyelisa , Ukuza kuthi ga ngoku, Nksz Coulter uthe, zimbini kuphela iimpazamo ezincinci, ezingenamsebenzi eziye zavela. Uyayiqonda ukuba kuthetha ntoni oku? Uthe uxelele iarhente yakhe. Oku kuthetha ukuba yonke le ncwadi iyinyani! Oku kuhlazo!

Nangona incwadi kaNks Coulter yangaphambili, Amatyala aphakamileyo kunye neempazamo ezimbi: Ityala elichasene noBill Clinton , yathengisa kakhulu, ukupapashwa Ukunyelisa ayenzekanga kakuhle. Ekupheleni konyaka ophelileyo, umhleli wakhe eHarperCollins, uRobert Jones, kuye Ukunyelisa uzinikele, wasweleka ngesiquphe ngumhlaza. Emva koko incwadi yakhe yabulawa nguHarperCollins. Kuthathe iarhente yakhe, uJoni Evans, iinyanga ezimbini ukufumana umpapashi. UNks Coulter waxelelwa ukuba iincwadi ezilondolozayo azithengisi. Umhleli waseDoubleday wamazisa ukuba le ncwadi ayihambisi ingxoxo yesizwe phambili, apho uNkosazana Coulter waphendula wathi, Iyahlekisa loo nto, kuba bendicinga ukuba abapapashi beencwadi benza imali ngokwenani leencwadi abazithengisileyo.

Iqela lokuPapasha iCrown ekugqibeleni lafika.

Andazi-ukuba bendinguRupert Murdoch, ndicinga ukuba ndingabagxotha abanye abantu kwaHarperCollins ngokulahla incwadi ye-1 ethengiswa kakhulu ehlotyeni ngenxa yezizathu eziqinisekileyo, utshilo. Ndicinga ukuba ndingumgcini wesitokhwe eHarperCollins, ndinganomdla wokwazi ukuba bayayikhaba kuba bona ngokwabo abavumelani nayo kuba banenkululeko eManhattan.

Uye wonwaba kukhenketho lwencwadi yakhe. Ukubonakala kwakhe kutshanje Namhlanje Kwakumnandi kwaye kumnandi. Uye wafowuna Namhlanje Ukubambisana noKatie Couric u-Eva Braun onomdla we-TV yakusasa kwincwadi yakhe, kwaye amajelo eendaba ayenomdlalo obalaseleyo wangaphambili wekati. ULarry King Phila khange isebenze kakuhle. UNks Coulter uxelelwe ukuba baya kuba naye kuphela kunye nomfanekiso weWhitewater uSusan McDougal. Emva koko uPhil Donahue walwa naye ngokungathandekiyo kwi-MSNBC.

Indoda endala kwitafile elandelayo ebijonge esithubeni ihambile nguNks Coulter kwaye wathi ecaleni komlomo wakhe, ndiyayithanda indawo yencwadi yakho apho ubethelela khona isikhonkwane uReagan ekuyileni iAl Qaeda, kwaye ugcine ukuhamba.

UNks Coulter wancuma kodwa akazange ajonge phezulu. Ndicinga ukuba ngumntu ophambeneyo, utshilo. Kukho into malunga nosaziwayo-itsala abantu ngefoyile ye-tin entloko. Ndicinga ukuba yayingumfana ophethe i-tin foil entloko.

Incwadi kaNks Coulter igcwele izithuko. UChristie Todd Whitman yinyoni ye-birdbrain kunye ne-dimwit, ngelixa uSenator uJim Jeffords enesiqingatha sobulumko. ENew Yorker UJeffrey Toobin ngumnqweno wezobupolitika obhiyozelwa ngokufanelekileyo ngokwenza izinto, ukuzibandakanya nokuziphatha gwenxa, kunye nokucekisa ezinye iintatheli ezikhululekileyo ngenxa yokufuna ukuzimela ngokugoba uBill Clinton. UNks Coulter uchaze oku njengengcaciso enemibala. Kwaye wathi konke kuxhaswe ngemibhalo esemazantsi.

Wazibiza ngokuba ngumntu ophikisanayo ovulekileyo, ngokungathi ulungelelanisa yonke into. UNks Coulter's gazpacho wathathwa. Wanikwa ihaven steak.

Umnumzana Zarem nabahlobo bakhe ababini baphakama behamba. Ndixelele uNks Coulter ukuba bambiza ngokuba ngumchasi-Kristu.

Ogqwesileyo! uthe. Egqwesileyo. Yinto elungileyo, hayi into embi, ukuhlaselwa lutshaba.

Ngaphambi kokuba incwadi yakhe ipapashwe, UNks Coulter wayenombono wokuqhuba kuphela ukuvunywa ziintshaba zakhe zenkululeko kwibhantshi yebhatyi, kodwa umpapashi wakhe wathi hayi. Endaweni yoko, kukho iikowuti ezivela kuRush Limbaugh, uBill Maher noGeraldo Rivera. UNksz Coulter uthe naye unobungane kunye nomcebisi we-MSNBC kunye Iphiko lasentshona umbhali uLawrence O'Donnell kunye NgoMgqibelo ebusuku Abahleli bezopolitiko uJim Downey kunye no-Al Franken. UNks Coulter uthe uhambise ikopi yencwadi yakhe INew York Times ’UDavid Sanger, owawujongileyo, emva koko waphendula wathi: Uyazi, kufuneka ndiqale ukuthumelela i-imeyile amanqaku am kuba kuninzi kakhulu onokuthi undihlasele ngako!

Omnye wabalingane bakaMnu Sanger akazange ahlekiswe. UFrank Rich, utshilo, kuphela komntu ngonaphakade onqabileyo ukuba kwigumbi eliluhlaza kunye nam. Kodwa ngaphambili Amaxesha Umnxibelelanisi we-White House uFrank Bruni, ngoku oseRoma, ngumhlobo wakhe, watsho njalo Amaxesha Umbhali wemihlathi uMaureen Dowd akamkhathazi, kwanasemva kokuba efumene ukuxhatshazwa Ukunyelisa . Undihlasele, UNks Coulter uthe. Ndicinga ukuba kulungile u-PR enyanisweni, ndiyaphoxeka ukuba khange andihlasele kutshanje.

Ndibuze uNks Coulter ukuba ufuna umhlaba ongenazo iinkululeko.

Ewe! Baphantse baliphanzisa ilizwe. Cima nabo!

Ngaba kwakulungile ukuba ube nenkululeko emva phaya kwiminyaka yoo-1950 kunye neye-60?

Ewe, ewe. Bakholelwa eMelika ngoko. U-Nksz Coulter wathi uluvo lwakhe ngo-JFK. wenyuka kuba uJoe Kennedy Sr. wayengu enkulu Umlandeli kaMcCarthy. Aba bantu babengamaKomanisi ngokwenene.

Kodwa akazange uMcCarthy achithe amakhulu abantu? Le yayingeyonxalenye yomdlalo. UNks Coulter wandinika yincame jonga.

Ndicinga ukuba sisukile kwisihloko le incwadi. Iya kuba ngumdla ngakumbi emva kwencwadi yam elandelayo.

UAnn Coulter, okwi-cusp engama-40, ukhulele kwindlu enkulu eNew Canaan, uConn., Intombi yegqwetha kunye nomenzi wasekhaya waseKentucky. Uchaza lonke usapho njengephiko lasekunene kwaye uchwayitile. Ngenye imini enkulisa, watsho, u-Ann omncinci waqubisana notitshala kwithala leencwadi owayenxibe i-armband emnyama kwaye egxeka ukubandakanyeka kweMelika eVietnam.

Ndiphakamise intupha yam encinci, utshilo, endaweni yokufunda Bambi kuthi okanye nantoni na ngaloo mini, saxabana nje ngale nto. Uyakhumbula esithi ilizwe belinokuzinikela ekukhuseleni aba bantu, kwaye ilizwi laseMelika kufanelekile ukuba libe yinto. Ngokuchanekileyo njengoko ndivile kusitsho.

Andiyikholelwa into yokuba uyandixelela le , kodwa yintsomi yosapho lakwaCoulter, watsho, emva koko waxelela usapho lwakhe intsomi malunga noAnn omncinci ethatha izinto kubakhuluwa bakhe ababini wabathengisela zona. Abazali bam bafuna ukukhuthaza obu bungxowankulu bufunyenwe, ke banika abantakwethu i-nickel ukuba bathenge nantoni na, kwaye wonke umntu wayecinga ukuba intle de ndiyibuyise kwakhona…. Elinye ixesha lalilihle, okwesibini ndandinguMdemokhrasi.

Ndinobuntwana obonwabileyo-akukho nto iphikisanayo, abahlobo abaninzi, uninzi lwamakhwenkwe, ezemidlalo, utshilo. Kwibanga lesixhenxe ubhontsi wakhe, uTiger, wasweleka. Yayikuphela kwento embi eyakha yenzeka kum.

Utata wakhe wayemele iPhelps Dodge Corporation, umgodi wezemigodi kunye nokwenza imveliso, kwaye ngelixa ethetha-thethana nemibutho yabasebenzi, wongamela eyona mithetho mikhulu yomanyano.

Kwaku lixesha lobudenge, utshilo uNks Coulter. Uluvo lokuba oku kubonakala kufanelekile-ayiyonyani kwaphela-yile mbono ye-WASP e-Connecticut etshitshisa abasebenzi ngeemallets zabo zepolo. Ngokuchasene noko, utata wam wayengekho kulowo uzelweyo, kwaye wayenolwazelelelo oluninzi kumntu osebenzayo. Elinye lala matyala yimigodi yobhedu eArizona…. Ndisebenze kwenye yezo migodi, kunye nomntakwethu, njengemisebenzi yasehlotyeni. Bafumana umvuzo ophezulu kakhulu, bafumana ukhathalelo lwempilo lwabo lonke, kwaye ngumgodi ovulekileyo, ke usebenza kwicala lentaba-kwaye ukuba umanyano luzokuya kugwayimbo ngeloxesha engenangqondo, kwaye basophula uqhankqalazo kwaye umanyano lwavotelwa ngaphandle.

UNks Coulter uthe wayeyintombazana elungileyo xa wayekwishumi elivisayo kwaye inye into awayenexhala ngayo ngaphambi kokuba incwadi yakhe iphume yayingabantu abahluza ixesha lakhe elidlulileyo befuna ukungcola. Yena kunye nomhlobo wakhe omdala bazama, kodwa abafumana nto. Uyazi, akukho mifanekiso ihamba ze, akukho ziyobisi, akukho manyundululu, akukho mibutho ingaqhelekanga, utshilo. Waye kwiYunivesithi yaseCornell, wayeseSorta Gamma, waseka iphiko lasekunene Ukujongwa kwakhona kweCornell . Emva koko kwafika iYunivesithi yaseMichigan Law School, apho wathi wayedume kakubi; Waqala isahluko seFederalist Society kwaye waqala ukulandela u-Dead Grate ngokunyanisekileyo-ngoku uqikelela ukuba wabona ibhendi izihlandlo ezingama-67, kodwa akazange enze nesiqingatha sokubetha kwe-LSD.

Akukho siyobisi sakha sandilinga ngaphandle I-LSD, utshilo. Xa ndikwelo khaya labalupheleyo ngenye imini…. Andikaze nditshaye imbiza ngaphandle nje kwembonakalo efileyo, kodwa ndafumana uninzi lwayo apho. UNks Coulter angasela, nangona kunjalo. Ndiyi-WASP, utshilo. Ngo-1989, wabhalela ijaji yenkundla yezibheno e-Kansas City. Ndamxelela ukuba ndikhulele khona.

Ndandiyithanda iKansas City! uthe. Injengendawo endiyithandayo emhlabeni. Owu, ndicinga ukuba kukhulu kakhulu phaya. Ewe, kunjalo Melika. Kuchasene nale dolophu. BangamaMelika, bakhulu kakhulu, baxhasa iMelika. Ndiyathetha, kukho ukuqonda okuninzi!

Hayi, unguye ngokwenene WaseMelika.

Uye wathi ubuyela e-K. lonke ixesha. Unokuhlala kwibala lezemidlalo elihle laseRoyals, ungashiya isipaji sakho kwisitulo sakho uye kwigumbi lokuhlambela-ndithetha ukuba, cinga njalo. Kukho bonke aba bantu banomtsalane kwiihempe ze-Izod kunye nexabiso nje elihle, bangabantu abaqhelekileyo, abantu abonwabisayo, kunye neembaleki. Uye wathelekisa amaqela aseKansas City ukuya eNew York. KwisiXeko saseKansas, wathi, onke amaqela ebehlala elungelelanisiwe ejikeleza umdlalo we-softball, i-waterkiing, ehamba uhambo lwe-ski kunye. Owu, ndiyithandile.

Ndavuma naye, uhlobo. It wayenjalo Iyacaphukisa indlela abantu abalapha abajongele phantsi ngayo abantu baseNtshona. Uthe banengqondo kwaye bayaphola.

Uyayithanda neTexas.

Ndiyabathanda abantu baseTexas Republican! uthe. Bangabafazi abahle, bajongeka kakhulu, balayishwe ngokupheleleyo. Bancontsa kobu bucwebe bumnandi, bahlekisa ngenene kwaye bahlekisa kwaye banengqondo. Abantu baseMelika bapholile, kwaye zizidenge ezinje apha eNew York. Ndiyathetha, babonakala ngathi bacinga eMantla mpuma ukuba uMzantsi… ufana ne-Saudi Arabia ethetha isiNgesi kwaye kufuneka iqeqeshwe ekunyamezelaneni.

Sobabini besiyikhupha, ndiyoyika.

Owu Thixo, kunjalo bubudenge eNew York! Kodwa kumnandi ukuhlala esiswini serhamncwa, awucingi? Ndithetha ukuba singabahleka.

Nditshintshe umxholo. Ngubani owayenomdla? Iinkwenkwezi zeemovie u-Ms Coulter digs nguAndy Garcia, Peter Horton noTom Selleck. Akacingi ukuba uGeorge W. Bush unomdla kodwa uyakufumana kuthuthuzela kakhulu ukuba ngumlawuli oyintloko.

Kuthekani ngoClinton?

Owu! Akunakuze. Owu, ungumfana omncinci onobuqili owona mzuzu wakhe mkhulu kwibala lebhola ebandakanya i-clarinet. Thatha phantsi .

Yayiyisayifoni, kodwa akunamsebenzi. UMat Drudge?

Owu, uDrudge, yeyona ndoda yokwabelana ngesondo iphila. UDrudge, uyathandeka.

Njani ngo-CNN kaTucker Carlson, Howard Kurtz, James Carville noPaul Begala?

Ndingathi ndicinga ukuba bonke bayathandana ngamakhwenkwe amantombazana. Bafana ne-anti-sexy. Bazi ityiwa .

Wayeziva njani ngeSekela Mongameli?

UCheney yindoda yam efanelekileyo. Ngenxa yokuba uqinile. Nguye ehlekisayo. Mhle kakhulu. Wayengumdlali webhola. Abantu abacingi ngaye njengohlobo oluhombe kuba ungumntu ozimiseleyo, unxiba iiglasi, ulahlekile iinwele. Kodwa uyindoda entle kakhulu. Kwaye awunakumcinga ukuba uphulukana nomsindo wakhe, endiwufumana u-sexy kakhulu Amadoda acaphuka aze aphulukane nobushushu bawo kwaye athi abuthathaka: thetha ngamakhwenkwe-amakhwenkwe. Hayi, kukho isizathu sokuba iinkanyamba zithiywe ngamagama abantu basetyhini kunye namadoda athandana namanye amadoda, yenye yeendlela zethu ezincinci zokulawula intlalo. Sikhona kufanelekile ukubhabha ngaphandle kwesiphatho.

Zifanele ukuba ziqine ilitye kodwa . UDick Cheney uyayikhupha loo nto. Ngaba unokucinga ukuba uyakhala kuLynne Cheney? Hayi. Bonke abantu ababhinqileyo endibaziyo bafumanisa ukuba inomtsalane ngendlela emangalisayo.

Kuthekani ngeRumsfeld?

Ummmmm-hmmmm. Kwaye ndinokongeza, njengokuba sisandula ukushiya ixesha likaClinton, wonke umntu uyakuqonda oku: Akukho ndlela inokwenzeka ukuba akukho namnye kula madoda athe waqhatha abafazi bawo. Akukho ndlela inokwenzeka. Nditsho noColin Powell, endingamthandi ngokukodwa kwezopolitiko-akukho ndlela inokwenzeka. La ngamadoda ahloniphekileyo kwaye ndicinga ukuba iMelika iyayiqonda loo nto.

Yeyiphi eyona nto intle kangaka ayenzileyo uNkosazana Coulter?

Ngesondo?! Ngokuqinisekileyo awucingi ukuba ndingayiphendula loo nto. Yi le hayi ElimaDate . Andikho kwi Ukudibana nomntu ongamazi .

Ngaba angandixelela eyona nto imbi ayenzileyo ngo-2001, 2002?

Wenza uqikelelo oluninzi ade abuze umbuzo . Andikholelwa ukuba iintatheli zaseMelika zikhathazekile kukuba uJohn Ashcroft ubuza amaSilamsi ukuba enza ntoni ngokuthatha izifundo zokubhabha kodwa bacinga ukuba bangabuza Mna malunga nobomi bam ngokwesondo.

Ndabe ndimxelela ukuba ndivile ukuba wayethandana nomfana ongumSilamsi.

Ewe, ikati iphume engxoweni kulooya. Kwakungemva kokuba emvavanyile uFBI. Uye wahleka.

Ngenxa yoluvo lwam oluqhubekayo oluphezulu ngoAnn, wathumela nge-imeyile umfana ongumSilamsi, owayengafuni kuchongwa, ndiyavuya ukukwazisa ukuba uthembeke kakhulu, uzinikele kusapho lwakhe, njengomntu okhawulezayo unganakho ukuwela ngaphaya. Uqala ukuzihleka. Unobubele, uyathandeka kwaye unomdla kakhulu kwabanye. Akabi naziphukuphuku, kodwa ukuba ubenyanzelwe, uya kubandezeleka. Ungaze ube lib. Abazali bakhe bonwabile ngokungakholelekiyo kwaye banomdla kakhulu kwaye banomdla. Ungomnye wabo bantu banqabileyo abakwaziyo ukucinga kwasekuqaleni. Ewe ewe, kwaye uyazithanda izinja, ngakumbi iibhungane.

Ndibuze uAnn ukuba ebegqibele nini ukukhala.

Iinyembezi zovuyo, xa uClinton wayegxothwa.

Siye ezantsi kweFifth Avenue sancokola ngayo INew York Times .

Ndamxelela ukuba ndiqhele ukufunda Inkqubo ye- Amaxesha ngaphambi kokulala, kuba iyandityhafisa.

Owu, iyandiqinisa, iyasebenza njengekofu, utshilo. Ndiyifundile njenge Ingcuka .

Njani ngayo yonke loo mifanekiso ingathandekiyo bayithandayo ukubaleka kwabantu abalondolozayo, ndibuze. Ewe, ewe, uNksz Coulter uthe. Ababalekanga kodwa zimbini iifoto zikaGeorge Herbert Walker Bush eziphosa eJapan. Akukho namnye, omnye wayengonelanga! Iifoto ezimbini zoko. Ngaba itheyiphu rekhoda iyasebenza? Yivule! Ndinento yokuthetha.

Emva koko wathi: Ukuzisola kwam ngoTimothy McVeigh kukuba akayanga ku INew York Times Ukwakha.

Ndamxelela ukuba makalumke.

Unyanisile, emva kwe-9/11 mandingatsho, utshilo, wabona ikhabhathi wayibamba.

Ndiqale ngokucinga ukuba ndingazibamba ndisekhaya emva kokungqina u-Angela Davis wobukomanisi enze intetho kwiDyunivesithi yase Kansas pha ekupheleni kweminyaka yama-80. Amakhulu abafundi bavuya emva kokuba etyhola ulawulo lwe-Bush ngobhubhane wokuqhekeka.

Oku kundikhumbuze la ntombazana yehippie kunyaka wam omkhulu eyandingxolisa kwitheko besithi ndiyamthanda uMargaret Thatcher. Uyingulube yongxowankulu! wandikhwaza. Ndathintitha. Emva koko omnye wabahlobo bam abasenyongweni wazikhusela yena , esithi, George, uxolo, awuna mlenze wokuma, ndoda. Ndishiye ipati ndineentloni, ndingenamandla.

Kwakungowe-1991. Ke ndafowunela lo mhlobo wam, uHampton Stevens, ngoku ongumbhali ozimeleyo ngoku ohlala eKansas City. Uphendule uAnn ngoko nangoko. Ndiyayithanda xa engoyiki ukuthetha ukuba abantu bazizidenge kwaye abanalwazi. Ubhale izinto ezithile malunga nobuyatha bobunene kwaye kumnandi kakhulu.

Ngaba wamfumana enomtsalane?

Owu, bendiza kumkhuphela ngaphandle ikaka.

Kwikhabhathi, ndaxelela uNksk.Coulter ukuba nangona ndibuyele ekholejini ndikhe ndathuthuzelwa ngababhali abanjengoTom Wolfe, uCamille Paglia noDinesh D'Souza (bendikhe ndadibana naye, bendikhe ndadibana nabo bonke abaphethe kakuhle, Nksz. Coulter uthe), ndakhumbula ndiziva ukuba okuchanekileyo kwezopolitiko kwakuyindlela umhlaba owawuza kuba yiyo kwaye kwafuneka ndiyamkele.

Kwaye emva koko wafudukela eNew York kwaye yayiyinyani, utshilo. Yonke iMelika iyayithiya iNew York, watsho ehleka. Ndiyayithanda loo nto, ndiyifumana ithuthuzela kakhulu.

Kwakungekho nto imbi ngam?

Hayi, sihlala kwindawo yokukhosela ephambeneyo, UNks Coulter utshilo. Uthe uyavuya kuhlaselo lwenkululeko. Kufana nekofu. Ndiyathetha, ngesiqhelo xa ndibhala ikholamu, ndiyayazi into eza kubaphambanisa. Ndiyazi xa ndibaluma, kulula kakhulu ukubabambisa kwaye bahlala beluma. Leyo yindlela yam yokutyikitya, ukuqala nge-wild, bald, McCarthyite ukugqithisa-kubonakala ngathi-kwaye emva koko uyibuyisele ngophando olusebenzayo kunye nolusebenzayo. Ukugculela iinkululeko kufana nokuba nesilwanyana sasekhaya esenza amaqhinga. Hlala! Cela! Shukumisa! Emva koko bayayenza.

UAnn Coulter akangomntu ophendulayo?

Abantu baseMelika abacingi njalo. Ndibathethela.

Kwenzeka ntoni ukuba wonke umntu ekugqibeleni uguqukele kwi-conservatism, ke ngaba inkululeko iya kuthi ekugqibeleni inikezele?

Hayi, iinkululeko zisisiyatha kakhulu, azinakuze zinikezele. Abafundi. Bayayicaphukela iMelika.

Ikhabhathi ime ngaphandle kwe-Empire State Building. Imilenze yakhe emide, ebhityileyo yanwenwela ecaleni kwendlela.

Awusoze ulahle inkululeko kwaphela, utshilo, ehleka. UAnn Coulter wakhanyisela le ngcinga.

Ndiye ndamjonga ndajonga etaxini. Wayebonakala emde kakhulu ngokuchasene nesibhakabhaka.

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