Eyona Ukuzonwabisa 'Iingcibi' zeXesha le-3 lokuQala eliQhelekileyo: Ngoku ngeeNdevu ezinkulu, eziBusy

'Iingcibi' zeXesha le-3 lokuQala eliQhelekileyo: Ngoku ngeeNdevu ezinkulu, eziBusy

Yeyiphi Imovie Ukubona?
 
UJustin Theroux njengoKevin Garvey noChris Zylka njengoTom Harvey.UVan Redin / HBO



Ngaba ukhe weva malunga nalo mboniso mtsha ubonakalisa uluntu oluqhekekileyo lusokola ukujamelana nentlekele engenakucingwa ebangele ukuba lonke ilizwe lingaziwa kwaye libonakale ligcwele ingozi?

Hayi, hayi iindaba zangokuhlwa, zibubudenge. Lo mboniso uku-HBO.

Hayi, hayi uBill Maher okanye uJohn Oliver. Le yintsomi. Olona luhlu lubalaseleyo lwe-HBO luqhubekile kule minyaka imbalwa idlulileyo.

Hayi, hayi Imidlalo yeethrone. Lo mboniso unezinto ezingaphantsi… kakuhle, bendizakutsho kancinane kwi-pubic yeenwele, kodwa ndize ndicinge ngayo kuphela kwabantu Ufumene Kubonakala ngathi ixesha elininzi ulichitha kunokwenza iyelenqe kunye nokuceba iyelenqe.

… Ndithetha ngawo Indawo eseleyo. Ibuyile kwisizini yayo yokugqibela! Iziqendu nje ezisibhozo zokugubungela yonke loo nto kwaye siveze ukuba ngubani oza kuphila, ngubani ozakufa, ngubani ongafa, yintoni ukufa, yintoni ubomi, yintoni injongo yokubuza imibuzo nokuba kunjalo, ukubuza imibuzo inqaku lobomi, kwaye ke phambili, njalo njalo.

Isizini ephelileyo ikhutshwe nge-vignette encinci malunga ne-cavemen, kulo nyaka siqala ngo-1840, apho ibandla lamakholwa angama-rustic agqoke iingubo ezimhlophe ngokuphindaphindiweyo ahluleka ukuqikelela umhla ochanekileyo wokuxhwilwa. Iqala ngokuchwayita kwaye nohlobo oluhlekisayo, ubuncinci kulo mbono wenkululeko, njengoko amakholwa eqhubeka nokuhlaziya umhla wokuhamba okuprofetekileyo, kodwa ukuphela koku kubuhlungu njengesihogo njengoko sibona isiphumo sosizi, ukudideka kunye nentlungu ebangelwe Ukwala kukaThixo ukugcina idinga.

Kutheni, phantse ukuba kukho naliphi na ilinge lokuqonda ubuthixo kuphela elikhokelela kwingxaki okanye enye into.

Okanye, kuphantse ngokungathi kukho isidima kumzamo womntu wokuqonda ubuthixo, ngaphandle kobubi obuzisayo.

Okanye, into ethile. Ezo vignette ziqhekeza kusasa emva kokuphela kwexesha lesibini, u-Evie (uJasmin Savoy Brown) kunye nawo onke amanye amaXesha aTyala aNetyala kwiziko labandwendweli ngaphandle kweMangaliso, eTexas. Ixhala lika-Evie ngeli qela liza kuthabatha inyathelo elilandelayo, uMeg (Liv Tyler) uthetha ngoSiegfried kunye noRoy kunye nobungozi bokufumana ukonwaba phakathi kweehlosi, kwaye omabini amabali abo abonakala ngathi ayaphela njengeofisi yoTywala, Icuba, kunye Imipu idrone-ibetha i-shit kwiziko labandwendweli.

Sika ku: kwiminyaka emithathu kamva. Kwiiveki ezimbini phambi kwesikhumbuzo seminyaka esixhenxe sokuSuka okuKhulu. UKevin Garvey (Justin Theroux) unentshebe ngoku. Ukwayintloko yamapolisa, kwaye ujongene nokuthontelana kwabahambi besiya edolophini. Unyana wakhe owamkelweyo, uTommy, ubonakala ngathi uyekile ukufuna intuthuzelo kunye nocwangco kwiinkolo ezahlukeneyo zonqulo kwaye wazinza ebomini njengepolisa (ndiyathetha, ukuba uza kujoyina iqela elizimeleyo nelinegunya elikhulu , usenokujoyina enye enesicwangciso sepenshini, akunjalo?). Akukho zintambo, imithetho, kunye nemigaqo elawula ukungena kuMmangaliso kwisizini ephelileyo-phantsi kweNkosi uGarvey, bonke bamkelekile. Idolophu izele ngabantu belindele ukuba into ethile yasendle izakwenzeka kwisikhumbuzo. Kukho u-Gary Busey o-inflatable ongama-20 eenyawo ajikeleze ezantsi edolophini, kwaye abantakwabo ababeke apho akubonakali ngathi bayadlala xa besithi ikho ukwamkela uBusey oMkileyo eMhlabeni xa ephinda evelakwiiveki ezimbini.

UJustin Theroux utshatile noJennifer Aniston… ucinga ukuba ubukele lo mboniso? Ndiyathanda ukuba nomfanekiso ngqondweni kaJustin efika ekhaya kwabo eHollywood Hills emva kosuku lokudubula, befumana uJennifer kwindawo yabo yokwenza umthambo… baneemishini zakhe ezinde, zibekwe ecaleni ...

UJennifer: Ibinjani imini yakho?

UJustin: Mde. Umfanekiso oqingqiweyo ka-Gary Busey ofunekayo wavela kwaye yathatha yonke imva kwemini ukuyipakisha, emva koko umoya wakhaba waphantse wayivuthulula loo nto.

UJennifer: Imifanekiso eqingqiweyo kaGary Busey?

UJustin: Ewe. Aba dudes bamphatha njengoMesiya kwaye balindele ukubuya kwakhe.

UJennifer: Owu, senze into efanayo Abahlobo ixesha lesine .

UJustin: Ngokwenene?

UJennifer: Hayi. Kwaye izigidi kunye nezigidi zabantu bawuthanda lo mboniso.

UJustin: Makhe ndigxile,ngomsoNgumboniso omkhulu apho lo mfo ukusukela kwixesha lokuqala ebonisa ukuba izinja ezifihliwe njengabantu zingena kurhulumente.

UJennifer: Ufumana kutheni ndibhalela uBrad, akunjalo?

Uninzi lwesi siqendu sizinikele ekuboniseni indlela izinto eziguquke ngayo (okanye ezibonakala ngathi zitshintshile) ukusukela kwixesha lesibini. UKevin noTommy ngamapolisa. UNora (ubutyebi baseMelika uCarrie Coon) ubuyile emsebenzini kunye ne-ofisi yezobupolitika ejongene nokuhamba kwamabango, kwaye yena noKevin babonakala bonwabile, beshushu kwaye benobunzima, bethandana. Umntakwabo Nora uMat (uChristopher Eccleston) unebandla elikhulu elixhonywe kwilizwi lakhe lonke njengoko ekhupha iinombolo ezithile zebhayibhile ngolindelo lwesikhumbuzo seminyaka esixhenxe sokumka. UJohn Murphy (uKevin Carroll) utshatile nowayesakuba ngumfazi kaKevin uLaurie (u-Amy Brenneman) kwaye baqhuba i-altruistic psychic / fortune telling scam kunye apho banikezela khona intuthuzelo ngokutshintshiselana ngemali emva koko, ngokungathandekiyo, bayilahla imali.

Phantse kwisiqendu, kukho itheko lesidlo sangokuhlwa ekubhiyozeleni umhla wokuzalwa kukaTommy kwaye wonke umntu ubonakala onwabile! Kokokuqala ukuba yonke into enkulu yalo mboniso ibe phantsi kophahla olunye! UJill (uMargaret Qualley) ubonakalisa i-cameo ekhawulezayo, eqinisekisa ukuba akekho kwikholeji.

Kodwa… uphi umntwana owamkelwe nguKevin noNora, uLilly? Uphi umfazi kaJohn wangaphambili, uErika? UNora unengalo eyaphukileyo, yintoni leyo? Yintoni ehambelana nokujonga okunentsingiselo kukaMat noMichael Murphy (uJovan Adepo) emva kokuba uKevin ekhankanye 'ukungenelela kukaThixo' njengasemva komhlangano wakhe noLaurie kwi-25 yakhethusuku lokuzalwa?

Kutheni, phantse ukuba wonke umntu akenzi njengokuba esenza ibango, umbono oqiniswe ngumbono apho silandela isithethe sakusasa sikaKevin kusuku olulandelayo emva kwepati, ebandakanya ukubona uNora, ebeka iimpahla zakhe, kwaye ezixakekisa ibhegi yeplastikhi.

Kwaye konke ukwehla ukusuka apho.

Umfazi kaMatt, uMary, uthatha unyana wabo kwaye uyahamba, egula kukunyanzelwa kukaMat ukuba uMangaliso ngumlingo (ngaphandle kokuba evukile kwimeko yokutya engapheliyo, ekhulelwe ngomlingo, kwisizini ephelileyo). UMat noMichael, iyaqondakala into yokuba, uKevin usindile ekurhaxweni, etyhefu, kunye nenqaku elingenanto esifubeni esifubeni kwisizini ephelileyo, babhala umnqophiso omtsha webhayibhile apho adlala indima khona. UTommy ukhathazwa libali elingaphandle lokutshatyalaliswa kweziko labatyeleli, elithi icuba elinempazamo litshise ukuvuza kwegesi kwaye ayi kubandakanya ukubetha kweedrone. UJohn uqinisekile ukuba uEvie usaphila, ngandlela thile. U-Kevin uqhubeka ekhanyisa ebuyela kwizinto ezenzekileyo kwilimbo engaqhelekanga wazifumana ephola emva kokuba efile ephindaphindekile kwisizini yesibini, kwaye ngqo wayidida loo nto ngelixa wayeduduza uTommy emva kokuba bobabini behlaselwa yinja kwaye noTommy uvuthela iingqondo zakhe ezongeziweyo ngaphandle kwentloko yakhe enenkqayi.

Kwaye kukho imfihlelo yokuba ngubani olahla amaphecana kwaye ahlawule ukubhala ngokubhala phantsi ukuya kwiSikhumbuzo sokuShiya okukhulu, kunye nemfihlakalo yento eyenzekayo kwindawo yokugqibela yesiqendu, egxile kumfazi osele ekhulile eqokelela amahobe aphathayo kwaye ehambisa kuye icawe encinci e-Australia, apho unongendi umbuza ukuba igama u-'Kevin 'lithetha nantoni na kuye nakulo mfazi, obizwa ngunongendi ukuba ngu-Sarah, kodwa ngubani na oxabisekileyo waseMelika u-Carrie Coon onxibe i-make-up, .

Kuya kuba mnandi kakhulu ukubukela indlela umboniso osisiseko malunga nokuba akukho nto injengokuvalwa okusongelayo kwezi ziqendu zisixhenxe zilandelayo, kwaye kuyandivuyisa ukunikwa ilungelo lokuphindaphinda nganye nganye ukuze ufunde uyolo. Kuyenzeka kum ukuba, xa izigidi zabantu zifunda ezi mpinda, ngokwamanani abanye benu bazakufa ngaphambi kwesiqendu sesixhenxe, ke nantsi into ekhethekileyo: ukuba unesizalwane sakho ndithumele ikopi yesatifikethi sakho sokufa kunye jonga amashumi amabini eerandi ndiza kupela ndibuyise kwakhona nasiphi na isiqendu esiza emva kokuba usweleke kwibhodi ye-Ouija ukukugcina usesikhathini emva kobomi.

Ungathumela izinto zokhathalelo lwe Umjongi , kwaye nceda wenze itshekhi uphume imali.

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