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Ukuba undilandela kwimidiya yoluntu uyayazi indlela endivakalelwa ngayo ngesayensi (Ndiyayithanda). Ndibonile IBlackfish amaxesha amathandathu, kabini ngo-3-D. Ndihlala ndibelana ngezifundo malunga nendlela abafumanisa ngayo ukuba isibindi sam esityala isiselo esinxilisayo kunye nesiqhelo sokuhlaziya amalungu esini ngokufuthi kuthetha ukuba ndiyingqondi. Ndiqala isivakalisi ngasinye sempikiswano ngenqaku abathi benze isifundo esingqina… ngaphandle kokufunda esona sifundo ndisicaphulayo. Isihogo andilifundanga nenqaku ixesha elininzi. Inyani yokwenyani yenzululwazi isematheni kwezi ntsuku. Iinkampani zemithombo yeendaba ezidijithali ziyazi ukuba uxakekile kwi-Uber-ing kunye neBlue Apron-uyenza buhlungu iNkosana yakho-ikhathaza amashumi amabini anento ye-esile kuyo yonke indawo iiyure ezingama-24 ngosuku kwaye awunaxesha lokufunda idatha ekruqulayo ebandakanyeka kwezi zinto, ke bafaka yonke inyani kwintloko ukuze ukwazi ukuya eGurt ukuba olo lwazi lube sentloko entlokweni yakho ngelixa isitshetshe sijikeleza iBhulorho yaseWilliamsburg njenge-Bon Jovi yeminyaka eliwaka.
Ndihlala ndithetha ngenzululwazi kuba ndiyindoda ENKULU. NDIYATHANDA Idabi leenkwenkwezi , kwaye ndifana nomntu kuphela endaziyo owenza njalo. Xa ndingena kwiklabhu ndiphethe ityala lam lefowuni le-R2-D2 ye-iPhone 6S kunye neNkokeli yam ePhakamileyo uSnook Chuck Taylor on, bandivumela ukuba ndingene kwigumbi leVIP apho ndisela khona kuhlelo olulinganiselweyo lwebhotile yeDom Perignon emile njengentloko yeC-3PO. Into endizama ukuyithetha kukuba ndilahlekile ngokupheleleyo kwaye ndikhutshiwe. Ndifumana ukuba kunjani ukuziva ndindedwa kuba bendikhuthaza isibindi sothando lwam lwezinto ezinje Idabi leenkwenkwezi kunye neencwadi ezihlekisayo ukusukela ngo-2012, xa ndazifumanayo. U-2012 ibingunyaka otyhafisayo, bendiya kuvuka yonke imihla njengendoda eneminyaka eyi-6 ubude neenyawo ezingama-25 ubudala kwaye ngekhe ndazi ukuba ezinye iijoksi ziza kungena endlwini yam zindibethe ndithande kakhulu Iimpawu zenkcubeko ezidumileyo zalo lonke ixesha. Abantu abayiqondi indlela endinesibindi ngayo. Ndizamile ukubamba iGoPro entlokweni yam kwaye ndizifota ndihambahamba ukuze nikwazi ukubona indlela endicinezelwe ngayo mihla le kodwa ngalo lonke ixesha ndisenza oku ndiphela ndibekwa kwaye ngengozi ndenza i-POV yamanyala. Umzabalazo uyinyani.
Kutshanje ndibukele Inkwenkwezi yetrek kuba andikaze ndiyibukele ikhula (bendixakekile ndilala kunye nabahlobo bam emva kwesikolo) ndaye ndagqiba kwelokuba ndenze umdyarho woQeqesho lwesiQalo. Makhe ndikuxelele, Yeezy olungileyo usomandla, Inkwenkwezi yetrek utsala iindlebe. Ngoku ndiyigeek iyonke, kodwa andiqondi ukuba kungalindelwa ukuba nabani na angazibukela nyani ezi zinto. Isiqendu ngasinye siyiyure ubude. Uyaqonda ukuba lide kangakanani ilixa? Esi sisiqingatha sepodcast. Ukuba andinayo imizuzu eyi-10 yokumamela uMarc Maron ethetha ngeekati zakhe ezifileyo emva koko andinazo iiyure ezingama-60 zokubukela i-dudebro emhlophe-ilungelo lakhe lokuwela i-galaxy kwi-V-intamo enzulu. Ndizamile kodwa.
Umboniso uvula ngombono weenkwenkwezi ezithile emajukujukwini. Iinkwenkwezi zizinto ozibonayo kubugcisa beplasma obungagqibekanga, ngaphambi kokuba uyitshintshe ibe ngumfanekiso wakho owawuthatha kwindawo yokutyela ngelixa uzama ukubonakala ngathi awazi ukuba uthatha umfanekiso wakho. Ukufundwa kwemibhalo etyheli i-Star Trek irhubuluza kwiscreen, ukukhutshwa ngokucacileyo kwi-Star Wars. Ke kukho isandi esipholileyo enokuba yitramin okanye iBjork iyancwina, ekhatshwa yiShishini leStarship elibhabha ngaphaya kwescreen nakwimbonakalo esiya kuyo. Ishishini sisiciko seBeats esishiyiweyo sesithethi seDre esibhabha kwisithuba esihambisa abasebenzi bethu kwiiplanethi ezintsha ezinomxube weSlipknot bassists kunye neMudvayne bassists. Ngokwenyani wonke umntu wasemzini abadibana naye ngumfana ogqunywe ngepeyinti ebomvu kunye ne-Sculpey yaphahlazeka entlokweni yakhe.
Abasebenzi ngokwabo bakhokelwa nguCaptain Kirk, a Amakhoboka omsebenzi Ubhuti ocaca ngokucacileyo ukuba unwele ngenye yeentshebe ezinkulu ndakha ifanitshala ngexesha lam lamahala Williamsburg. Isandla sakhe sokunene indoda nguSpock. Ndibhala isiqwenga esahlukileyo ngendlela ekhubekisayo ngayo ukuba uSpock ulungelelanisa inkcubeko ye-vampire ngendlela azicheba ngayo iinwele kwaye ubambe ubuso bakhe busisiphoso rhoqo. Mhlawumbi unobuso bokuphumla. Andazi. Nokuba yeyiphi indlela andiyithandi indlela athetha ngayo nabaxhasi bakaClinton kwi-crew, ebamosha nje ngeenyani ezibandayo. Ithoni kaSpock inengxaki.
Amanye amadoda amhlophe enqanaweni abandakanya umfana ovela Amathambo ngesizathu esithile (ingaba bayadika kangakanani ukuzama ukwenza lo mboniso?!) Kunye needudesi zaseYurophu endithe ndathenga ijean yomgunyathi eGreenpoint. Ngoku usenokuba ucinga ngokwaneleyo amadoda amhlophe, baphi abafazi kulo mboniso? Ekuqaleni bendizokuhambisa enye yeklasikhi yam yonke iminqwazi yesini malunga noku kuba kubonakala ngathi abafazi bayasebenza Inkwenkwezi yetrek ndifumene ixesha lescreen kodwa malunga neeyure ezingama-30 kumdlalo ndaye ndabona ukuba inqanawe ngumfazi (yimeko yeSiri) kwaye yena ukwisikrini KAKHULU. Ishishini likhokelo eliqinileyo labasetyhini kwaye yinkwenkwezi yomboniso ngokoluvo lwam. Ukuba ubukela inkqubo unale nto engqondweni nangona kunjalo, emva koko Inkwenkwezi yetrek inobundlobongela obuphazamisayo kwabasetyhini.
ndibukele Inkwenkwezi yetrek iiyure. Ndijonge njengokuba iqela laselunxwemeni lifuna ukuba ngamalungelo amaLungelo amaDoda ahambahamba kwindalo iphela eyabela yonke into ayibonayo, engena kwincoko yefilosofi enomoya omde kunye nabaphambukeli. Akunakwenzeka ukuba umamele enye yezi ntetho zesithathu ngaphandle kokulala. Mamela intetho ka-Andrew WK malunga nepatiy yemizuzu emi-5 kwaye ubeke endaweni yeligama ligama lenkululeko kwaye usifumene isiphelo Inkwenkwezi yetrek isiqendu. Emva kwexesha ndandingakwazi ukuyithatha. Malunga nexesha endandiqala ngalo ukunqumama kwaye ndingavuki kangangeyure ezimbalwa into eyabamba umdla wam. USulu udlalwa nguGeorge Takei (osuka kuFacebook). Andizange ndikuqonde. Ndiyamthanda uGeorge Takei! Ndifumana isiqingatha sesayensi yam kwisondlo sakhe. Ndiyazibuza ukuba bamhlawule kangakanani ukuze abe kumdlalo wabo weTV. Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, uyinyani yokwenene kwaye Inkwenkwezi yetrek Iyadika njengesihogo.
