Andikwazi nokulinda phezolo Usozimali Umlingisi episode, njengoJesse Kovacs -odumo oludumileyo lwe Isidanga ilungelo lokuthengisa amalungelo-lalisiza ePatti ukuze lifumane uthando. Ukuba uthe waphoswa lixesha lokuvula le- Isidanga eParadesi (ukuba wenze njalo, NDITSHAZEKILE), UJese uzenzele elona gama libalaseleyo. Kwaye, ndithetha njalo mhlawumbi wayenamashumi amathathu . Kwaye ndatshutshisa iqela labafazi. Kwaye ndinxibe iimpahla ezothusayo. Ke kwenzeka ntoni, ndazibuza, xa uPatti emngenisa kwiKlabhu yakhe yezigidi? Ngaba wayeza kulandela imithetho yakhe? Ngaba angazama ukuhlangana noPatti? Ngaba angayiguqula iseshoni yakhe yokuqesha ibe yinto ye-orgy? YAYININZI IMIBUZO EKUFUNEKA IPHENDulwe.
Kodwa ngaphambi kokuba sifike kuyo yonke loo nto, masidibane nosokhaya wethu wokuqala kule veki: A.J. UJohnson, odumileyo ngeenwele. Andizange ndive ngaye, kodwa ngokucacileyo wayeyinkwenkwezi yomboniso obiziweyo Uyilo , kwaye naye wenze uIiman, uTyra noOprah iinwele, ke uA. UJohnson usemthethweni, nina bantu. 
Unenja yeesile entle kunye nempophoma yabucala kunye ne-iPad kwaye usela iwayini NGEXESHA!
Into engekho semthethweni ngu-AJ's freakish ingqalelo kwiinkcukacha kunye nokuzimisela kolawulo. NgokukaCandace, othe ngandlel 'ithile ebengumhlobo nale psycho kangangeminyaka eli-14, uA. uya kukhaba umfazi ebhedini ukuba i-pedicure yakhe ayifezekanga. Akayi kujola nabafazi abangamavila, abaneenwele ezimbi, abaphakathi kwe-5'7 kunye ne-5'9 okanye abasebenzisa iipads endaweni yeetampon. (Hayi, andiyenzi le nto.) 
andifuni ukubona iipads kwinkunkuma nina bafazi niyazi ukuba ndithetha ukuthini
U R Isikhumbuzo Kwintlanganiso yabo yokuqala-emva kokumisela i-AJ ayisiyiyo, enyanisweni, isitabane-uPatti ugqiba kwelokuba uyabopha-okt, umntu obopha abantu basetyhini kwaye abanyanzele ukuba balandele imigaqo yakhe, ukuya kuthi ga kwinqanaba lokuba abasetyhini baphulukane nengqondo yabo isazisi. Umgca, manenekazi!
Okulandelayo yinkwenkwe yam, uJese. UPatti kufuneka abe Isidanga eParadesi fan, kuba ubonakalisa umhla wabo wesidlo sasemini sele esazi ukuba ungudick. Unegama lesidlaliso elilungiselelwe yena: UCanine Kovacs, kuba uyinja encinci.
U-Jesse unyanzelisa ukuba ukulungele ukuba namanxila angaphezulu amathathu afumane uthando-ukuba uyiprankster ethanda ulonwabo ekhangela intombazana enobuqili, enobukrelekrele enokuhlekisa ngaye kwaye ihlekise ngaye. Owu, kwaye ngubani otshisayo. 
sukucinga ukuba ukuphatha abantu basetyhini njengodoti kwenza ukuba ube luhlobo lwedick
lololol ngokunyanisekileyo idk 
Uyandidlala Kufuneka sizimisele apha, utshilo uPatti, kuba igama lakho lisemgceni. Ummm, IDK Patti, kodwa ndicinga ukuba loo nqanawa inokuba ihambile. (Jonga i-smokin 'eshushu esasentla.)
Kuba bobabini uA. Kwaye uJesse unengxaki yokujula nabasetyhini, uPatti ufuna ukuba nomxube apho abafana bengazokwazi ukubona abafazi-baya kuba nakho ukubabuza imibuzo kwaye bamamele iimpendulo zabo. Andiqondi ukuba bakhe babamamele abantu basetyhini, utsho uPatti. Amadoda nje okona kulungileyo , ndilungile?
Kodwa ngaphambi kokuba sibukele uA. kwaye uYese umamela abantu basetyhini okokuqala ebomini babo, uA. Kufuneka adibane nomnye weqela likaPatrti elingaqhelekanga leengcali: UJonathan Antin, umgcini wezinwele ekubonakala ukuba naye wayekade eyi-esile, kodwa sele eziguqukile kwaye wafumana uthando. Wow-yinto engathethekiyo leyo ukuba yingcali kuyo. Nokuba kunjalo, uA. udibana noJonathan, okhupha amabinzana erobhothi anje ukuba awunakulawula kunye neqabane kubudlelwane kwaye Umelwe kukuvumela abantu ukuba babe bangobani. Kulungile, enkosi, Jonathan! Umsebenzi olungileyo wokuhamba ngobudlelwane neengcebiso kwimizuzu emihlanu ngaphambi kwale ntlanganiso. 
patti undixelele ukuba ndiza kufumana abathengi abaninzi ukuba ndiza kulo mboniso
ke mandizenze ngathi ndikunika ingcebiso yokuthandana ngelixa iifilimu zekhamera yam isalon ngasemva kunye nezinto Okokugqibela, lixesha lokuba amadoda adibane nemidlalo yawo enokubakho. Kwi-AJ, uPatti ukhethe u-Taliah, i-phlebotomist; I-Aime, umnini salon kunye noMelissa, owenza umgca wempahla kubafazi abancinci. KuJese, uPatti okhethiweyo uKylie, ibhaleyi; UNatalie, onenkampani ye-organic cocktail kunye noKate, imodeli enelona LIZWI LIBHEKISAYO NDILIVELEYO. 
Siyathemba ukuba awunangxaki siye salinganisa umxube wakho kwimidlalo emibi yama-70s yomdlalo lol
Ngaba singanqumama sithethe ngelizwi likaKate? Ayilolizwi kangako njengoko isisiqhelo: ukudityaniswa okumangalisayo kweqela leentetho ezahlukeneyo zaseYurophu, zonke zibonakaliswe ngokucacileyo yimodeli efuna ukuvakala ingaqhelekanga kunentombazana eyiNtlambo. Xa uPatti ebuza malunga ne-aksenti, uKate ubanga ukuba wayehamba kakhulu kwaye uchola ii-accents naphina apho aya khona. UM, AKUYONA i-F *** ING INTO YOKWENENE. Akunjalo. NdiliCanada kwaye bendihlala e-U.S. Kangangeminyaka emithandathu kwaye ndisavakala ngathi ndingumgawuli wemithi, ke thatha, Kate. UKate undikhumbuza abo bantwana bafunda phesheya ekholejini, babuya bezenza ngathi balibele kakhulu ukuba izindlu azibizwa ngokuba ziiflethi. 
i trawl kakhulu kwaye bathambekele krwaqu ukunyusa amagama
ewe kulungile gurl Ngapha koko, qhubeka. Emva kwemibuzo ejikelezayo enzima (Inokuba yintoni kwibhasikithi yakho yokuhlamba iimpahla? Uyayithanda iphonografi?), AJ ukhetha uMelissa-ikakhulu kuba uphendula yonke into ngokugqibeleleyo, ngokungathi uAJ. wayemxelele ukuba makathini. UJese, ekubonakala ukuba akanazo iindlebe, ukhetha uKate, kuba uyayithanda into awayeyithetha ngokufuna ukuba ngabahlobo kuqala kwaye emva koko qala ubudlelwane.
Ixesha leentsuku zemihla ngemihla. U-Jesse uthatha i-Kate go-karting, kwaye ngenxa yokuba eyi-dingus iyonke, akamvumeli ukuba aphumelele. Yiza, Jesse-UPatti wenze ukuthandana ngokoqobo ngokulula kangangoko kunokwenzeka yeyakho. Suku f *** oku. Ngombulelo, uKate akabonakali ngathi ukhathaza kakhulu, kuba xa uJese emmemela kumhla wesidlo sangokuhlwa, uyancuma athi, masenze eeehttt. 
andikwazi ukugqitha kwiakhawunti yakho engaqhelekanga! uvelaphi uvela e-california lol
U-AJ, okwangoku, uthatha uMelissa ayise kwindawo yewayini. Okokuqala, bazakusebenzisa iinyawo zabo ukunyathela iidiliya. Andinabunzima buninzi ngoko ndiyazibuza ukuba ndingazenza nzima kangakanani na iidiliya, utshilo uMelissa. Ewe, phola, Melissa, ayisiyongxaki yokwenyani leyo. 
kunjalo, ngathi, kunzima ukuba mhle kwaye ubhityile!
Emva kokwenza ikhareji, uJese uthatha uKate ayokutya kwindawo yokutyela ebonakala inomdla. UKate, umfuziselo, uxela ukuba ulambile okwesibini ukuza kuthi ga kulo mhla, kwaye ndiqala ukungakhathali ngelizwi lakhe kwaye ndikhathazeke kakhulu ukuba wayegqibele nini ukutya ukutya okuqinileyo. Ngapha koko, bathetha ngobomi bosapho bomnye nomnye, kwaye babonakala benencoko elungileyo, yokwenyani.
Andizange ndibekho kumhla wokuqala owawuninzi kakhulu paghn , Ngokwenyani, utshilo uKate, umlomo wakhe ubengezela kwisibane sekhandlela. Yena noJesse bayamanga, kwaye bobabini ngokwenyani babonakala bengena kuyo, kwaye andiziva nokuba neentloni zesibini, ezinqabileyo. 
Mhle!
Ukuthetha ngokungaziva naliphi na ihlazo lesibini, andinakuthetha okufanayo ku-A. kunye nesidlo sangokuhlwa sikaMelissa. Zange khe ndive abantu ababini bethetha ngokucacileyo malunga nezicwangciso zabo zokuba sisibini esinamandla, kwaye mandikuxelele, ndiye ndatya isidlo sangokuhlwa noKim noKhan kunye noBeyonce noJay-Z BANINZI ixesha.
Ekupheleni komhla, uMelissa uyavuma ukutywina ubudlelwane babo ngokumanga, okuphantse kube kukungathandani njengokuncamisa uAJ. uyamnika. 
Ndiyathemba ukuba imilebe yam ifike kwindawo ethile ebusweni bakho
Kwintlanganiso yakhe yokulandela kunye noPatti, uJese uthi uvulekile, wafunda okuninzi, kwaye ubudlelwane bakhe noKate buhamba kakuhle ukuza kuthi ga ngoku. Bayaphinda babonane ngobo busuku! Umsebenzi olungileyo, Jesse. UPatti uxela ukuba uCanine Kovacs uphume kwiponti.
Izinto azihambi kakuhle ku-AJ, owonwabele umhla wakhe wokuqala noMelissa, kodwa-njengoko uPatti efunda ngomnxeba noMelissa-urhoxisiwe ngomhla wabo olandelayo ngombhalo. Ewe, RUDE. Ngaphandle kokuba uPatti emnyanzele ukuba abize uMelissa, axolise, kwaye amcele ukuba ahambe ngomnye umhla, kamva sifunda ukuba uA. UMelissa akakaphindanga abonane, kwaye imiba yokulawula ka-AJ isamthintela ekufumaneni uthando. Womp womp. 
ungayenza njani le nto uAJ.
wanxiba iipads
