Nickelback. (Ifoto: Facebook) Kwiminyaka embalwa emva, ezinye izihlobo zafumana iingoma ezimbalwa zeNickelback kwi-iPod yam. Andikaphili apha ezantsi. Iingoma bezikwi-iTunes yam iminyaka-kuba ndanikwa i-iPod yam yokuqala njengomntu okwishumi elivisayo, enyanisweni. Abazali bam banenye yeeCD zabo, kwaye ndayilayisha kwi-iTunes yam kuba ndandifuna nje ukugcwalisa isixhobo sam esitsha ngomculo. Ndikhawuleze ndalibala ukuba iingoma bezikho. Abahlobo bam, nangona kunjalo, abalibalanga ngento abayifumeneyo ngala mhla woyikekayo. Bayizisa ngoku emva koko ukuze bahlekise ngam, kwaye xa oku kwenzekile ngobunye ubusuku phezu kweziselo, kundenze ndazibuza ukuba siluluntu sithathe njani isigqibo sokuyicaphukela iNickelback.
Zininzi iibhendi ezingathandwayo ngabantu kwaye bazithiyileyo. Kodwa into eyenzeka rhoqo kukuba akukho mntu umamela umculo wabo kwaye akukho namnye oya kwimiboniso yabo, emva koko baphele bengaqondakali. I-Nickelback, nangona kunjalo, ayikhange ikwazi kuphela ukufumana isihloko seqela elithandwayo kakhulu kwihlabathi, kodwa bayenzile ngelixa bephumelele kakhulu. Yikholwa okanye hayi, uNickelback uye womelela ngaphezulu kweshumi leminyaka. Ibhendi ithengise ngaphezulu kwama-albhamu ezigidi ezingama-50 kwihlabathi liphela, inayo ithengisiwe Isitiya iMadison Square kwaye wonyulelwa Ntandathu Amabhaso eGrammy, kubandakanya iAlbham yoNyaka kunye neAlbhamu yeRock elungileyo. Nkqu nabo isikhundla njengomthetho wesibini othengiswa kakhulu kwilizwe langaphandle e-US yee-2000s (ngasemva kweBeatles), kunye neshumi elinanye lesenzo somculo esithengisa kakhulu kule minyaka ilishumi iyonke.
Kodwa phezu kwako konke oku, siyabacaphukela. Ndisandula ukubhengeza iNickelback, kwaye emva kwewebhusayithi yebhanti, iakhawunti ye-Twitter kunye neWikipedia yazo, iziphumo zokuqala ngamanqaku athi Amabhendi aBi kakhulu kuneNickelback kwaye Ubusuku obunamabhanti aHlalwayo kakhulu eHlabathi , Kunye ne iphulo lokubuyisa imali ukugcina iNickelback ingekho eLondon. Xa kwakubhengezwa ukuba uNickelback uzakudlala umboniso wexesha lekhefu kumdlalo weengonyama kuMbulelo kwiminyaka emine edlulileyo, a uxwebhu lwezikhalazo ukubabuyisela endaweni yabo njengokuzonwabisa okufumene ngaphezulu kwama-55,000 amasayineli akwi-intanethi.
Ukuza kuthi ga ngoku, sonke siyazi ukuba ibe yinto ethile into ukuthiya eli qela. Abantu abangazange bade bamamele uNickelback bathi bayabacaphukela kuba nje ukuthiya uNickelback kube yinto oyenzayo. Ndingaya kude ndithi iNickelback intiyo ibe luhlobo olukhethekileyo lwe-meme, kwaye ayisiyiyo nje ngokuba le nto ihlala izifumana ingumbandela weGrumpy Cat kunye neBuck Luck Brian.Okwangoku kuye kwayinto eqhelekileyo ukuthiya iNickelback, kwaye akukho namnye owaziyo ukuba kutheni, umphathi webhendi, uKevin Zaruk, uxelele iBloomberg Ngo-2012.
Eyona nto iphikisanayo abantu bayenzayo ukuyithiya iNickelback kukuba umculo wabo awunangqondo kwaye uqhelekile, kwaye zonke iingoma zabo zivakala ngokufanayo. Kodwa oku kuyinyani kumagcisa omculo amaninzi, ke iNickelback iliphumelele njani eli nqanaba lentsholongwane? Iqale njani yonke lento? Akukho mzuzu omnye ngexesha owaguqula iNickelback ukuba ibe sisihloko sehlaya lenkcubeko, kodwa kukho ezinye iziganeko esinokuzikhomba, kwaye kubonakala ngathi bafumanekile kule minyaka idlulileyo ukuza kumhlaba weNickelback apho ikhoyo namhlanje. . 
Ukuzalisa ngokuzenzekelayo kukaGoogle kwakusazi into endandizibuza yona. (Iscreengrab: Google)
Iqale-kholwa okanye ungakholwa-ngesivumelwano sabo sokuqala sokurekhoda. Ngo-1999, uNickelback wasayina kunye neeRekhodi zeRoadrunner, ileyibhile yesinyithi ebaluleke kakhulu. Kwakukho inkcubeko ejikeleze le ilebheli (njengoko bekukho malunga neelebhile ngeli xesha, nangaphambili), kunye noNickelback (nangona umculo wabo wokuqala wawungaphantsi kancinci kuma-40 kwaye unzima kakhulu) wawungangeni. , babegculelwa ngokungenalusini uninzi lwamalungu oluntu lwentsimbi, ababedla ngokuba ngabo kuphela abawuvayo umculo wabo ngelo xesha. Kwangoko ngo-2000, abalandeli bentsimbi baphantsi komhlaba babebiza uNickelback ibhendi eyonakalise iRekhodi yeRoadrunner, kwaye ukuza kuthi ga namhlanje, isivumelwano sabo sijongwa ngabaninzi njengesiqalo sendlela yokusayina iirobhothi eziphakathi.
Bancanca ngenxa yeelebheli zabo ezitshatileyo ngelo xesha, kwaye ukutyikitywa kwabo nguRoadrunner kwakufana nokusayina kweChannel yokufunda UJohn noKate Plus 8 -Ukuze ujike ube yindawo yokulahla inkunkuma kwimarike enkulu, omnye u-Redditor wabhala kwi intambo yengxoxo Ngo-2014.
Abantu babekhathazekile lixesha elininzi kunye nezixhobo u-Roadrunner awayezibeka kwiqela. [Ba] qalile ukuhlanganisa yonke imali yabo ekubekeni eli qhosha lomculo waseCanada endaweni yamagcisa azama ukubumba ubuso bentsimbi enzima, ubhale uMlawuli kwiR / Music. Isampuli yonyuselo lwango-2004 ilebheli ethunyelwe koonomathotholo deejays kunye nabanye abasebenzi beshishini bakhokelwa nguNickelback kwaye baqhubeka nokudlala iingoma ezintsha nguSlipknot, Machinehead noNightwish. Enye yezi zinto yayingafani nenye. Ukubuyela emva? Banokutyikitya isikhokelo esinye, uphawule ngomnye umsebenzisi. 
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Kwii-2000s zakuqala, iqela lafika kwimpumelelo yalo yokuqala, okokuqala ngokukhutshwa kwecwecwe labo lesithathu, Icala lesilivere phezulu , ngo-2000, emva koko ngo, Indlela ende , eyavela kwinombolo yesithandathu ngo-2003 yaza yaqhubeka ukuba nesiqinisekiso seplatinam eyi-3X. Yayiyiyo kuphela icwecwe lokuthengisa iikopi ezingaphezu kwezigidi ezibini kwihlabathi liphela ngaloo nyaka. Malunga nelo xesha linye, kwenzeka into enomdla enokuthi ngokungaziwayo iguqule izigidi zabantu zibe ziintshaba zikaNickelback. Ukususela ngo-2002 ukuya ku-2004 Isihlwele esikhohlakeleyo kunye noColin Quinn yasasazwa kwiComedy Central. Yayingumboniso weqonga elihlekisayo apho abahlekisi abane baxoxa ngamabali eendaba, kwaye inethiwekhi yabhengeza esihogweni. Inqaku elinye elibaleke phantse lonke ikhefu leentengiso zeComedy Central iinyanga zazinjalo ikliphu evela kumboniso ohlekisayo uBrian Posehn ephendula kumyalezo malunga ukufunda yapapashwa ngoMeyi 5, 2003 eyayibopha iingoma ezinobundlobongela kwindlela yokuziphatha enogonyamelo. Ngokudumileyo wathi, Akukho mntu uthetha ngezifundo ezibonisa ukuba umculo ombi wenza abantu babe nogonyamelo, kodwa ukumamela iNickelback kundenza ndifune ukubulala uNickelback.
Njengoko ibali lihamba, le nto ibanjiwe, kwaye ngaphakathi kweeveki ezimbalwa, abantu bebehamba nje behlekisa ngeNickelback. Ihlaya lalinomtsalane ofanayo kwabo benziwa malunga neCreed, kodwa le yasasazwa iphindaphindwe kaninzi kwiTV yesizwe. Ekugqibeleni abantu bayilibele intengiso kunye nehlaya elichanekileyo, kodwa uluvo olungemva kwalo lwalunamandla okubeka uNickelback kwimephu njengeqela elithandwayo, isiqhulo.
Ukusukela ngoko ukuya phambili, umbono wokuzonda uNickelback ngokuqinisekileyo wakhula ngokwasemzimbeni, kodwa iqela kunye namalungu alo baphela besenza okuninzi ukongeza ngokungazi ngabom umlilo.
NgoJulayi ka-2006, uNickelback wakhupha i-Rockstar yabo yesihlanu engatshatanga, iingoma zayo ezazigxile kwiminqweno yokuthanda izinto eziphathekayo, ukuzithemba nokungaziphathi kakuhle. La ngamazwi e-chorus, ngokwe Dlala kuGoogle :
'Kuba sonke sifuna nje ukuba ngamatye amakhulu
Kwaye uhlala ezindlwini eziphakamileyo eziqhuba iimoto ezilishumi elinesihlanu
Amantombazana eza ngokulula kwaye iziyobisi ziza ngexabiso eliphantsi
Siza kuhlala sonke sibahle ngenxa yokuba asizukutya nje
Kwaye siya kujinga kwimivalo epholileyo
Kwi-VIP eneenkwenkwezi ze-movie
Yonke imbi yegolide elungileyo iza kuphelela apho
Yonke i-Playboy Bunny eneenwele ezimhlophe ezimhlophe, kwaye kulungileHei ndifuna ukubayinkwenkwezi
Hei ndifuna ukubayinkwenkwezi
I-Rockstar yabona impumelelo kwezorhwebo (ngakumbi kwiitshathi zase-UK), kodwa ngokubanzi ithathwa njengeyona ngoma imbi kakhulu yomsebenzi kaNickelback. Yabona ukuphononongwa okungathandekiyo kwabagxeki bomculo, kwaye abanye bade bayithatha njengengoma embi kunazo zonke. Ngo-2012 Inqaku elidibeneyo yeengoma ezingama-30 ezimbi ezakhe zabhalwa, iRockstar yangena ngenani lesibini (ngasemva kukaNookie nguLimp Bizkit). Umbhali ubhale wathi, Ukuba abaphambukeli beze emhlabeni kwaye babuza ukuba kutheni wonke umntu emthiyile uNickelback kakhulu, le ngoma ingayingcaciso egqibeleleyo. Zininzi iingoma ezimbi phaya ezingalukhuthazi olu hlobo lokuphendula, kodwa le yadlalwa yasweleka kwirediyo ephezulu ye-40, kwaye isigqebelo sasiyinyani kakhulu ukuba uluntu luphathe. Isimo seNickelback njengesiqhulo, kwaye ke, ii-wannabes, zaphakama. 
UChad Kroeger (ngasekunene) ubeka umva kwi-2006 American Music Awards kunye nomculi uRyan Peake. (Ifoto ngu-Frazer Harrison / AMA / Getty Izithombe ze-AMA)
Emva koko kukho umba kaChad Kroeger, umhlabeleli weqela lomculo kunye negitare. Ngokwesiqhelo, umphathi wengxondorha uquka iimpawu zoluvo lwethu malunga nokuba yintoni i-rockstar. Ziyi-badass, zi-edgy, zinemvukelo, ziyila kwaye zinomtsalane. Ngaphezu kwako konke, wonke umntu uyabathanda. Akuzange kube njalo malunga nobuso beNickelback, kwaye kanye njengokuba ingoma yeRockstar yayihlekisa, indima kaChad Kroeger njengeqela lomculo werock nayo. Akazange atyhafe ngenxa yendlela ama-rockstars ayiyo, kwaye bekusoloko kukho into ethile ngaye eyayiyeyona njongo iphambili. Akanikeli vibe epholileyo, kwaye kunjalo iqatshelwe ukuba ngamanye amaxesha uyakhubeka eqongeni kwaye unengxaki yokufumana isiginci sakhe sisebenze. Ilizwi lakhe elibukhali kunye nelalisakuba sispaghetti-njengeenwele ezinde ezimhlophe ngokuqinisekileyo zinegalelo kuzo. Khange ndifumane okuninzi okuchaza imvelaphi yeNickelback intiyo engaphaya komculo wabo, kodwa ndadibana Ikhathalogu yokucinga Isincoko esithi, nangona intle ingenangqondo, yalatha iinwele zobuso bukaChad Kroeger kunye nenyani yokuba ujongeka njengomdlwenguli. Ngaphandle kokuthandana kwakhe kunye nomtshato wokugqibela kwi-punk princess ethandwa kakhulu u-Avril Lavigne wayengenakukunceda umfanekiso wakhe. Xa aba babini babhengeza ukuqhawula kwabo ngoSeptemba ka-2015 emva kweminyaka emibini betshatile, Utshilo u-TMZ , ngoku ngokusesikweni yeyona nto yesibini imbi ukwenzeka kuKroger. I-Nickelback… nabani na?
Iminyaka, intiyo yeNickelback ikhule ngaphandle kweintanethi. Xa i-Intanethi yentsholongwane siyazi kwaye siyayithanda namhlanje-leyo izele ziimemes, izikhalazo ezothusayo kunye neziganeko ezihlekisayo, zigcwele ukuzithoba-ziqalisile, zonke iziqhulo zaseNickelback zigqithiselwe kwihlabathi le-Intanethi, apho baphumelela ngakumbi kunangaphambili ndifumene iindawo ezintsha. Omnye umzekelo ophawulekayo liqela le-Facebook,Ngaba le Pickle inokufumana abalandeli ngakumbi kuneNickleback? ethe yaliphosa kakubi igama leqela. Kwinyanga apho iqela lalibukhoma, i-pickle yahlangana ngaphezulu 1.5 million abalandeli .
Kwaye, emva kweminyaka yokuba yinto enokuthi ithathelwe ingqalelo njenge-meme-life meme, uNickelback waba yimvakalelo yentsholongwane kwi-intanethi.
Emva kweminyaka yale nto, uNickelback wavele wagoba kwaye waqala ukwamkela indima yabo njenge meme. NgoJanuwari 2012, iqela laqala ukuthumela iimpendulo ezinyelisayo kwizithuko abazifumene ku-Twitter. Xa umsebenzisi omnyeUcele ibhendi ukuba incede ufe nje, iphendulile ibhendi, Asinakufa, sithunyelwe apha ukukuthuthumbisa. Enye i-tweeted yokuba uNickelback umenza afune ukusika indlebe yam nge-hashtag #WorstBandEver. Impendulo ifundwe, Ngaba uyenzile okwangoku? Yintoni ephakanyisiweyo? ngoku ka Ukudityaniswa . Kwakuloo nyaka,Isigubhu seBlack Keys uPatrick Carney uxelele Amatye agiqekayo I-rock 'n' roll yayisifa kuba abantu babelungile ngeNickelback njengelona bhanti likhulu emhlabeni, nto leyo eyabangela ukuba iqela Mthumelele umbulelo kuwe ngokubabiza njengelona qela likhulu emhlabeni.
Okwexeshana ngoku, ukubeka igama lomntu phambi kwebinzana elithandayo uNickelback kuye kwaba sisiqhulo esisetyenziswa kwihlabathi liphela. Ibhendi ikwamkele oku, kutshanje kugqatso luka-2016 luka-Mongameli.
Senye yezo band abantu abaninzi abacinga ukuba bazithatha ngokungathí sina, utshilo uMnu. Kroeger IBlabbermouth ngowama-2014. Kwaye akukho namnye — akukho namnye, kwaye ndiyazi ukuba kunzima ukukholelwa le nto — onokusenza intlekisa ngathi njengoko sizonwabisa ngathi. Kwaye singqwabalala. Ukuba ucinga ukuba kurhabaxa kwi-Intanethi, kuya kufuneka uhlale evenini nathi. Sikhohlakele nyhani. Senza eyona migca ilungileyo yokuya kwiingoma zethu. Kwaye ezinye zezinto ezishelifini.
Ndinoluvo lokuba bazithatha ngokungathí sina ukuba abanye benze njalo.
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