UPierce Brosnan kwi Olunye uhlobo oluhle . I-frazzled, ingqondo-efile ebizwa ngokuba yi-bore Olunye uhlobo oluhle ubhala eyakhe i-epitaph. Isihloko sisodwa siyasicela. Yibize Olunye uhlobo loBolile .
| OLUNYE UHLOBO LOBUHLE Ibhalwe ngu: UMateyu Newman |
Umtsalane kaPierce Brosnan kunye nefinesse khange zisetyenziswe kakuhle ukusukela ngoko IMatador . Kwakuneminyaka eyadlulayo. Olunye uhlobo oluhle ayiphuculi ithamsanqa lakhe konke konke. Kule flop ibulalayo, udlala uRichard, uprofesa ogqithileyo notywala eCambridge yoncwadi lwezothando osoloko ejikelezwe yi-bevy ye-sycophants yabafundi abahle kakhulu anomdla wokuyidlulisa endaweni yokuntywila kumashiti ngaphambi kweemviwo zokugqibela. Iitafile ziyajika xa omnye wabo-isidanga saseMelika esigama linguKate, edlalwa nguJessica Alba-ekhulelwe kwaye bayayincama iNgilane eLos Angeles (duh), bafudukela kwiglasi yeglasi yolwandle eMalibu enganyangekiyo neWindex. Unyana obiba izigcawu ngathi ziimbotyi zejeli, kwaye ujongeka njengomboniso womoya waseHollywood owonwabileyo.
Inye kuphela into engalunganga. Ewe, inani elingenakuphikwa lezinto alilunganga, lichanekile. Akakwazi ukufumana umsebenzi, i-visa yokusebenza okanye ipasipoti, kwaye ngelixa elinde into efana nomboniso bhanyabhanya ukuze aqalise, umfazi wakhe unento yokuthandana, uRichard uwela udadewabo ongumfazi waseMexico u-Olivia (Salma Hayek) emva kokuba umyeni wakhe emshiyile waya kugqirha wezifo zabasetyhini, randy, umlomo wakhe onamanzi otyhafayo uvela ngexesha lokuphendula lo mbuzo Nokuba kwenzeka ntoni kuMalcolm McDowell? kwaye amapolisa okufuduka amgxotha kwi-DU.I.
Emva kwexesha, ezibiza njengomphambukeli ngokungekho mthethweni, uRichard ubuyela elizweni ngaphesheya komnye wale mida uDonald Trump uthembisa ukuthumela kwi-lockdown, kwaye kukho okungakumbi. Ngaba ukho umntu okhathalayo? Ukuba uphikiswa ngokwengqondo ngokwaneleyo ukuba uhlawule imali yokwenyani yokunyamezela olu hlobo lokuhlukunyezwa, zilungiselele ukuzibuza imibuzo emininzi. Ungaqala ngo ukuba umntu angakholelwa njani ukuba uJessica Alba noSalma Hayek bangangodade? kwaye udlule apho.
Incoko yabakho ngokuqhekeka egama linguMateyu Newman kubonakala ngathi ibhalwe ngeBraille. Isikhokelo esingafanelekanga sikaTom Vaughan sijongwa sitsalelekile sivela kwivenkile yokutyela yesikolo esiphakamileyo. Yonke into iyenzeka ngaphandle kokuphazamiseka kwengqiqo. Kwaye ngenxa yokuhleka, akukho nto ihamba ngaphaya kokuba ihamba njani intetho? / Ndiwapasile amatye ezintso ngokukhululeka okukhulu. Akumnandanga ukubukela umlingisi owayekade enesidima erhaxwa kukuzimela, kodwa kuyothusa ngakumbi ukubukela uMalcolm McDowell njengeqhosha elidala elinekhephu elincitshisiweyo laze lancipha laza lakhukhumala lisithi iBugger ihambile? kunye noBlimey! Ucinga ukuba ngokuqinisekileyo iya kuthi ekugqibeleni idibanise nento eqinisekisa uhlahlo-lwabiwo mali, kodwa ayikhe yenzeke.
Olunye uhlobo oluhle imbi kakhulu kangangokuba ndilibale ngendlela ebekubi ngayo ngaphambi kokuba ndifike ekhaya. Yenye yeengozi zokulibala ezenzeka ngo-2015.
