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Bonjour. Igama lam ndinguPierre, kwaye ndingumlimi weqanda edolophini. Kutshanje, indoda eyomeleleyo kwilali uGaston wawa kwinqaba. Ukusukela ngoko, ishishini lam liye labanjwa.
Kuyavela ukuba uGaston ubalwe malunga neepesenti ezingama-75 zokusetyenziswa kweqanda kwidolophu yethu. Usenokuba umvile ecula ngendlela awayesitya ngayo amaqanda alishumi elinesihlanu yonke imihla. Ngamaqanda amathandathu lawo. Uyazi ukuba inkukhu inokubeka iqanda elinye qho kwiiyure ezingama-24 ukuya kwezi-26? Ndineenkukhu ezingamashumi amathandathu ezazikhona zenzela uGaston amaqanda kuphela. Ndazibiza ngokuba ziinkukhu zikaGaston ndazigcina kwindlu ekhethekileyo yenkukhu.
Ezinye iinkuku ezingama-20 zahambisa amaqanda kuyo yonke idolophu, kwaye oko kwanele.
Kangangeminyaka, ishishini belihambela phambili. Ndikwazile ukuhlala ubomi obutofotofo kunye nenkosikazi yam kunye neentombi ezintathu ngokusekwe kwintengiso yamaqanda am kuGaston. Yabona, xa wayeseyinkwenkwana, uGaston wayeza kutya amaqanda amane anesibini ukumnceda ukuba abe mkhulu, ke emva nje kokudibana nalo mntwana mkhulu, kwafuneka ndikhawuleze ndifumane iinkukhu ezingama-48. Ndandiqinisekile ukuba xa uGaston eyindoda endala, eli nani liza kwanda kakhulu. Endaweni yoko, umntu omdala uGaston wayesitya ngaphezulu kweshumi elinambini kunoko wayeyinkwenkwana, ebesoloko endibetha njengengaqhelekanga.
Kutshanje kuphume ukuba uGaston wayengenguye umfana omkhulu. Ngoku, andazi nto malunga naloo nto. Into endiyaziyo kukuba, bendinophahla entloko kuye, kwaye ndikwazile ukuthenga iintombi zam ezihambelana nelokhwe ngemibala eyahlukeneyo.
Emva kokusweleka kukaGaston, ngequbuliso ndafumana amaqanda angamashumi amathandathu angathengiswanga ngosuku. Ngamaqanda angama-420 agqithisileyo ngeveki. La maqanda maninzi kakhulu kwidolophu yethu yephondo. Ndizamile ukuthengisa amaqanda eGaston kwiNkosana nakubakhonzi enqabeni, kodwa baba ngamakhoboka okutya izinto ezingwevu kuphela.
Akufuneki ukuba, kungekudala emva kokusweleka kukaGaston, ilali yaqala ukukhangela amaqanda angathengiswanga. Oku kwatsala iingcuka. Babehlala bahlala nzulu ehlathini, kodwa ubugqi bommandla wenqaba babatyhalela emva elalini. Ndilahlekelwe yeyona ntombazana yam ikrelekrele kwingcuka eqhutywa yingcuka livumba lamaqanda abolileyo.
Kwacaca gca ukuba kufuneka sitye iinkukhu ezingaphezulu kwamashumi amathandathu ngeenzame zokuthintela ukunuka kwamaqanda. Kwelinye lamaxesha amnandi okoko ukuwa kukaGaston, ilali iphela yatya inkukhu kangangeveki! Ngelishwa, ukulahleka kweenkukhu ezingamashumi amathandathu kwakuthetha ukuba kwakungasafuneki ndithenge ukutya kwenkukhu kuLucas umfama weenkozo, kwaye wakhawuleza waphuma kwishishini. Oku kuvumele ingqolowa ukuba ikhule iphakame, inike iingcuka isiciko esifanelekileyo.
Emva kokuba mna noLucas siphume ishishini, amantombazana awayezakusizisela amanzi equleni nawo enza njalo. Kungekudala, yonke loo lali yayingasebenzi. Kuyavela ukuba ukutya kweqanda okukhulu kukaGaston yayingumqolo wezoqoqosho kwilali yethu yonke. Uninzi lwabantu luyemka, ngelixa abanye bezama ukuhamba ngokuzingela iingcuka, kodwa kunzima ukwenza imali.
Ndandingasenakukwazi ukunyamekela intsapho yam. Ndabongoza iNkosana kunye ne-Belle ukuba ndibangenise, kodwa ukungena ngesiquphe kwabantu kwinqaba kwakuthetha ukuba kukho ukunqongophala kwebhedi. Bandijikisa. Ngelishwa, andililo igqwirha kwaye andinakusebenzisa le nto njengesizathu sokubaqalekisa.
Ngaphambi kokuba asweleke uGaston, ndandingumfama okhululekileyo weqanda. Emva kokusweleka kwakhe, ndaba ngumngqibi ogulayo nodiniweyo ngamaqanda. Ngoku ndiyazi ukuba yayingebobulumko ukutywina lonke uqeqesho lwam kwindoda ebukhulu barge kwi-ponytail, kodwa yayilubonelelo kunye nemfuno. Khange ndilindele ukuba ibango lehle ngokukhawuleza kangako ngenxa yophahla lwendlu kunye nerhamncwa eliqalekisiweyo. Ayisiyonto onokuthi uyihlelele xa uvula ishishini elincinci.
Ngoku ubukhosi bubuyisiwe kwaye ilali yethu yonakele, thina balimi besifuna ela gqwirha lisiguqule sibe zizinto zasekhaya. Ngale ndlela sonke sinokulingana ngaphakathi kwikhabhathi kwaye iingcuka ziya kusishiya sodwa. Nceda usazise ukuba uyamfumana. Andisafuni kutya amaqanda.
