Yonke into yayikhanyisiwe. Kulungile, ayisiyiyo yonke into. Nje Meg. Ndijonge kakhulu Ubhuti omkhulu kwimihla yam. Ngokwenyani, njengoko ndifumanise kwiveki ephelileyo ndibukele malunga nosuku (iiyure ezingama-24) ngeveki. Andizibangi ndiyingcali kodwa ndinemibono eyomeleleyo exhaswa yile ndiyibonayo njengamanqaku asemthethweni. Wonke umntu ufumana into eyahlukileyo ngaphandle kwakhe Ubhuti omkhulu amava okubukela. Yenye yezinto endizithandayo kakhulu ngalo mboniso-oko kuthetha izinto ezininzi ezahlukileyo kubantu abahlukeneyo. Umzekelo, abanye babahlobo bam konke malunga nesicwangciso. Bafuna ukubona ukuhamba ngamandla kuyo yonke indawo. Banomonde omncinci kuye nabani na odlala umdlalo ohlwempuzekileyo. Kwelinye icala, ndikulo ixabiso lokuzonwabisa. Ndifuna ukubona uDevin ekhupha umtya owoyikekayoezinzulwini zobusukuuhamba kwaye uzivalele ngaphandle kwegumbi lakhe le-HOH. Ndifuna ukubona uLawon evuma ukuvotelwa kuba ucinga ukuba uza kubuyiselwa ngamandla akhethekileyo. Ndifuna ukubona uMarcellas engasebenzisi veto ukuzisindisa kwaye alahlekelwe ngaphandle kokupakisha iibhegi zakhe kuba wayeqinisekile kukhuseleko lwakhe. Ndifuna ukubona uJase ebiza umntu ngeGeek Squad McGee. Ndifuna ukubona iGronk ethatha indawo kwaye emva koko ndingabi nayo nayiphi na undwendwe eyaziyo ukuba ngubani uGronk. Ke kuluvuyo olukhulu ukuba umlinganiswa omtsha amthandayo aziswe kuthi kule veki: Lit Meg.
Ngoku ungayifumani into ejijekileyo. Ndingumlandeli ka Becky. Nguye ndifuna ukumbona ephumelela. Uyintanda yam. Nguye othe wabetheka ebusweni ngololiwe. Nditsho noDerrick noCody abasusela kwisizini ephelileyo bayalazi ibali likaloliwe. Kuba lelona bali libalaseleyo. Ngesinye isikhathi ndatshitshiswa ebusweni ngomqamelo we-corduroy ngexesha lomlo womqamelelo kwaye ndandinamehlo amnyama kangangeveki. Ayilo loliwe lowo. Kodwa ndiyaphuma, kuba yile nto uBecky ayenzayo kum.
NjengeNew Yorker enekratshi, ndifuna ukubona umntu ophindela kwisiXeko saseNew York ngokuzingca. NjengoJun wenza ngexesha lesi-4. Ndidinga isixeko sam ukuba sijongeka sihle. Ndiya kuvuma, andizange ndibe nethemba eliphezulu kuMeg ekuqaleni. Kodwa waqala ukukhula kum. Kwaye ke u-Lit Meg ubonakalisile kule veki kwaye kwagqitywa konke. Andisenalo ixhala nge-NYC. Hayi nge Lit Meg endlini. Nali ibali lakhe eliyinqaba:
Kwakungumncintiswano omnyama kunye noqhwithela. Ukuxhalaba bekubaleka phezulu njengoko umboniso weli xesha, uClay noShelli, bobabini bebhlokile. Ukuba omnye wabo akaphumelelanga veto, baya kwahlulwa… kwaye okona kubi kakhulu bekuya kuba ngaphambi kweJury House. (Ngexesha elithile lonyaka, abadlali abagxothwayo bathinjwe kwiNdlu yeJury. Ngokusisiseko ikhefu apho ufumana ukuphumla kunye nokuchitha ixesha kunye nokusela kunye nokuchitha ixesha nabanye abantu abasusiweyo- kunokuba yinto embi ukuba uyamcaphukela wonke umntu ngokukugxotha okanye kunokuba ngumlingo ukuba uyathandana kwaye ufuna ixesha elithile wedwa emva kokuba usendlwini ejikelezwe ziikhamera kangangeentsuku ezingama-50. Masithi iJury House yindawo ephambili yeebhutsi zokuba unkqonkqoze. Umzekelo, wonke u-Austin okhathalayo okwangoku uyenza iJury noLiz ukuze akwazi ukumqhubela phambili ngobugqi. Kodwa kule veki ibiphambi kweJury, ke nabani na osusweyo kuya kufuneka agoduke hayi inqaba yezesondo Leyo yiNdlu yeJury.) I-veto comp yayinomxholo ophakathi. Ndiyakwazi oku ngenxa yokuba uAustin wayenomsindo akazange afike ekudlaleni njengoko eyimbali-yexesha eliphakathi. Ukwajongeka njengo-Weird Al ukuba ebeligqwirha elibi kunye neetattoo zomthi zikaClancy Brown ovela kuthotho lwe-HBO, uCarnivale. Ngenxa yomxholo wexesha eliphakathi, babene-decanter yewayini ngaphandle. I-Pre-Lit Meg ngokukhawuleza ikhwaza into ethile ngaye kunye noJohnny Mac yokugcotywa. Olu khuphiswano luqala ngalo lonke ixesha bebonisa ukuba umntu unethuba, iikhamera zisikwe eMeg ngeglasi emilebeni. Le yiLit Meg iyavela. Kufana neMeg yesiqhelo efumene iglasi ye-radioactive yewayini kwaye iba ligorha elinguLit Meg. Emva kokuba uShelli ekhutshiwe kwi-comp, u-Lit Meg uyakhwaza ukuba angakhathazeki kuba udongwe luza kuba lukhakhayi lwakhe kwaye asindise usuku. Emva koko, xa kupheliswa udongwe, uLit Meg wangana noShelli kwaye umxelela indlela anekhwele ngayo ngokuba uShelli wayenomntu omlwelayo ngalo lonke ixesha. Ukuphela kwebali lemvelaphi.
Njengoko ubusuku buqhubeka, kuyacaca ukuba uJames (ophumelele i-veto emva kokuphumelela i-HOH ngokwenza isivumelwano sobuxoki noShelli ukumgcina kunye noDongwe bekhuselekile kwaye emva koko ebabeka bobabini kwibhloko) uza kugcina amagama abo. UJames, ngendlela, utyhile kule veki ukuba wenze iminyaka emithathu entolongweni apho wakhwazwa ngamadoda amakhulu. Yinkcukacha ebalulekileyo ekufuneka uyikhumbule ngonaphakade. U-Becky wabethwa nguloliwe, uJames wenza ibhidi yeminyaka emithathu, u-Lit Meg nguthixo. Udongwe luqala ukukhankasela ukugcina uShelli emdlalweni. UShelli ubizelwa kwigumbi ledayari. I-Lit Meg ifumana udongwe kwigumbi lokuhlambela kwaye imwola kamnandi kakhulu. Ngoku, udongwe aluzange luchache ngokumasikizi. Uye wathatha ihug. Kodwa emva koko wacela uLit Meg ukuba amvotele ngaphandle kwaye asindise uShelli. Kwaye uLe Meg ukrazukile. Lit Meg ufuna Udongwe luhlale. I-Lit Meg ifuna ukuba uShelli agoduke ukuze enze umdlalo kwiClay. I-Lit Meg lelona khulu libalaseleyo lomncintiswano ka-Big Brother. Ngokucacileyo akakukhathalelanga ukuphumelela kangangokuba uzimisele ukukhupha udongwe ngaphambi kokuba uShelli avotelwe. Ukuba uMeg wenza intshukumo kuDongwe, ngaba ukhona umntu omvotelayo ekugqibeleni? Ngaba uyaya apho? Kodwa ke yintoni? Ndiyayihlonipha Lit Meg ngaphezu kwakhe nabani na. Akanguye umhlobo kaShelli. Bakumanye amacala endlu. Ngokwenene ziintshaba. Konke kufanelekile kumdlalo wokudlala. Uninzi lwabantu luyingcambu yokubuyela umva. Ngaba konke akulunganga eluthandweni ngokunjalo? U-Lit Meg uthe yena nodongwe banonxibelelwano oluvela kwiveki yokuqala. Oko kwakukhangeleka njengeendaba kuDongwe kodwa ngubani oza kuthi Lit Meg ayilunganga? Ukuba wayiva, iyinyani kuye. Udongwe noShelli yayingumboniso kodwa ke yintoni? Bebengekamanga xa uLit Meg engenile. Ayisiyiyo isivumelwano se-bonding, leyo yindawo yokudlala yamabanga aphakamileyo yokuthandana xa ubambe izandla iveki kwaye ke akukho nto iza ngayo. Uyazi ukuba kutheni? Ngenxa yokuba uLit Meg uyangena ngaphambi kokuba ube nethuba lokumanga kwakho kokuqala kwaye WENZA INDODA YAKHO IYENZE. Khangela oko. Ebesoloko uLit Meg ’qha ebekuvumela ufudumeze. Akukho ukwanga, akukho mboniso. Kwaye akukho namnye uAustin's creepshow weba-ukumanga kwaye umntu lowo athi uyakucaphukela emva kokumanga. Udongwe kunye noShelli bagqiba ekugqibeleni kodwa kwaba kuphela emva kokuba isiphelo sabo sokuqhawulwa sitywinwe.
Lit Meg hit Clay with the I can’t wait to get you drunk in New York City, sana. Uyazi ukuba kwenzeka ntoni xa unxila kwisiXeko saseNew York? Lit Meg iyenzeka. I-Lit Meg inee-effs ezimbalwa ekufuneka zinikiwe, wayenayo yonke le ncoko ngqo emva kukaJohnny Mac oxubha amazinyo. Akazange azame nokufihla ukunxanwa kwakhe. Uye waya. Intlonipho kwi-Lit Meg. Phila ixesha elide Lit Meg. Ngodongwe kuphela obengazami ukufumana uLit Meg'd. Udongwe lufuna ukuba kunye noShelli. Ungaze uthembe nabani na othwala umnqwazi kubo Ubhuti omkhulu ifoto. Kwaye hayi endlwini kuphela kodwa kubomi bokwenyani, kananjalo. Ekuqaleni, wonke umntu wayefuna ukuphuma kukaShelli. Babefuna udongwe luhlale. Kodwa uClay wayefuna ukuhlala uShelli. Uthe kungenxa yokuba elifanelwe lithuba lesibini ephupheni lakhe kwaye inokuba yinyani engama-30%. Kodwa ithiyori yam kukuba udongwe wayesazi ukuba akasokuze aphile kuloo ndlu kwaye ayenze ngendlela eyiyo ukuza kuthi ga ngoku uShelli ukuba wayesendlwini eneLit Meg. Lit Meg ayizukuvumela nantoni na ime endleleni yakhe. Hayi isiqingatha semil, hayi indlela kaJohnny Mac yokuphosa, akukho nto. Ndikrokrela ukuba udongwe luzilungiselele ukuba lususwe kwi-Lit Meg. Ngale ndlela, nokuba kwenzeka ntoni ngoShelli emva komdlalo, banokuqhubeka apho beyeke khona ebomini bokwenyani ngaxa lithile. Lit Meg wakhanyela, Clay out. Kwaye i-ballad ye-Lit Meg iphela ngeveki. Ndiyathemba ukuba esi sisiqalo nje sentsingiselo yakhe kwaye sigcinelwe iiveki ezininzi zeLit Meg.
Kule veki izayo lonyulongolwesibiniVetongolwesithathu, kunye nokugxothwa okukhethekileyo kabiningoLwesine, Oko kuthetha ukuba kuya kubakho iindwendwe ezimbini eziqonde kwiJury House. Izakulayita. NjengoMeg.
