Ngaphambili kwiLizwi elikhawulezayo elisuka… 
Yiza.Inethiwekhi ye-Evans Vestal yeWadi / ye-USA
Ndim, Malume uPennybags, indoda edumileyo eyiMonopoly! Ndiyintshatsheli yabantu abadala engonganyelweyo yobungxowankulu! Imascot enentiyo ephezulu kwintengiso yasimahla! Ndiphume kwi-O yesibini ngaphambili kwibhokisi yeMonopoly, ndicenga abantwana ukuba bafunde uxanduva lwezezimali oluyimfuneko kuthengiso lwezindlu!
Ndiyonwabisa! Ndingumalume othandekayo! Andinguye umgrogrisi we-cyber, kwaye ndiza kubamangalela nabani na othi ndinguye.
Kutshanje kuye kwaqwalaselwa ukuba ubuso bam obudumileyo bentsimbi busetyenzisiwe njengesigqumathelo seqela lobuchwephesha elingaziwayo. Oku kukunyelisa kunye nelungelo lokushicilela, kwaye ndiza kuthatha amanyathelo asemthethweni. Kodwa, nceda, udlale Monopoly !
I-Fsociety isenokuba ayiphumelelanga kuyo yonke i-ECorp kunye ne-FBI, kodwa ndinguMntu oMele yedwa. Ndinolawulo olupheleleyo lweParker Brothers, kwaye singabethu Inkcazelo . Ndizakufumanisa ukuba ungubani, uyenze njani, kwaye uyenze kweliphi igumbi lendlu yendlu. Qengqa idayisi!
Ingayinto enye ukuba amalungu e-fsociety kunye ne-nihilist teens abaleka ejikeleza esenza i-hilarious pranks bebendihlawula, kodwa abayi. Akunjalo ukuba i-capitalism isebenza njani. Ndinobuso bam. Uhlala kwiBhodiwalk, kwaye kufuneka ulungele ukuhlawula. Le nkqubo sele isebenza iminyaka, ke sukucinga ukuba ungayitshintsha. Ukuba udiliza enye yeenkampani ezintlanu ezilawula uqoqosho lwethu, akusayi kubakho bodwa bodwa. Ayilunganga umdlalo wam. Umdlalo wam omnandi ngokwenene!
Kwakhona, imaski ayisiyiyo indlela endikhangeleka ngayo. Ndingu-1930's cheery's-mongering mongering mongering, not the Wario version of Colonel Sanders. Ukuba uza kuzifaka kwifilimu ukhupha ububhanxa obungacacanga malunga nokukhohlisa kolawulo nenkohliso, kuya kufuneka unxibe njengomntu ophakamileyo onesizungu kunye nevlog, hayi umdlalo webhodi webhodi eyaziwayo. Bekela bucala iiyure ezine udlale ezinye Monopoly !
Kutheni mna? Yintoni endakha ndakwenza yona? Ndikufundise konke malunga nemarike yasimahla kwaye ubundlongondlongo kufuneka ubuphezulu ukusukela kwiminyaka yobudala. Khetha kwenye umdlalo webhodi.
Kuthekani ngesigqumathelo seNkosi iLicorice Umhlaba weelekese ? Akukho mntu uyithandayo ilayisensi. Ndiyamazi u-Lord Licorice buqu, kwaye ndinokungqina ukuba uyi-bastard yokwenyani.
Njani nge Sukuvuka Tata imaski? Ndiyaqonda ukuba inokwenza ingqondo encinci, kodwa utata kulomdlalo uyoyikisa kakhulu. Kutheni enye into enokuthi abantwana bakhe bazame ukuzimela? Okanye enye ye Ulambile, Iimvubu ezilambileyo . Unokude utshintshane ngokunxiba iimaski zemvubu ezahlukileyo zemibala, kuba ngokusekwe kwezi vidiyo zobuhlobo ndicinga ukuba kukho abantu ababini abahlukeneyo abazenzayo? Okanye ngumntu omnye ocinga ukuba ngabantu ababini? Kubonakala kunzima kwaye kuvela kancinci. Mhlawumbi inqaku kodwa? Andazi.
Oku kubeka umthwalo ongafunekiyo ebomini bam. Abantu baneentloni ukubonwa kunye nam. I-terrier yaseScotland ayiyi kuvumela nokuba ndihambe naye. UMcDonalds uza kusiphelisa isivumelwano sabo kunye nam, kwaye ndiyayixhasa enye yemidlalo eseleyo apho unokukroba into kwaye uphumelele kwangoko ngaphandle kokuchwetheza ikhowudi kwikhompyuter. Ngaba uyafuna nyani ukubeka iMcDonalds Monopoly emngciphekweni, ubudlelwane? Yenye yezinto ezilungileyo zokugqibela esinazo. Thenga iMac enkulu!
Ke, fsociety, ukuba uphandle ujikeleza iConey Island, thobela isilumkiso sam: yeka ukusebenzisa iimaski zeMonopoly Man okanye ndiza emva kwakho ngentonga yam ndikuphele. Igama lam ndinguMalume uPennybags, kwaye uyazi ukuba kubuhlungu kangakanani ukubethwa ngengxowa yeepeni? Mane ubuze loo mntu ulusizi osoloko esentolongweni Monopoly. Unokuba neekhompyuter, kodwa ndinomqolo wezoqoqosho weli lizwe kwicala lam. Unetyala kum, kwaye ndiza kuza kulanda oko. Sukugqitha kuGo. Sukuqokelela i $ 200. Yiya ngqo esihogweni.
Kananjalo ungalibali malunga Monopoly Omnci. Kungenxa yabantwana!
