IPenthouse Pet, iDione.MTV Ngubani na onokuthiya amagama Ilizwe lokwenene Iziqendu ziyaphambana kule veki kuba sesona siqendu sinezihloko esigqibeleleyo ukusukela oko Abahlobo ebizwa ngokuba nguYe After Joey noRachel bephuzana eyayinguye emva kukaJoey noRachel ukwanga. Xa abantu bendibuza into ebonisa ukuba ndibukele kwaye ndithini Ilizwe lokwenene kwaye bathi oko kuqhubeka? kwaye ndithi ewe akukho nto kwaye bathi ndiyeke ukubukela emva kokuba bengengabo abantu bokwenyani, njengokukhumbula xa babenemisebenzi kunye nezinto ngoku kusela kwaye kuyathengwa? kwaye ndithi hayi basagubungela izihloko ezibalulekileyo ngamanye amaxesha kwaye wonke umntu uyandihleka kwaye endaweni yoko bathetha ngomzuzu wabo abawuthandayo njengaxa i-CT ilwa noAdam okanye impama kaSeattle, okanye uPedro, okanye iVegas I threesome. Ndinayo le ncoko malunga kathathu ngeveki kwaye andinangxaki nakanye kuba ndiyathanda Ilizwe lokwenene kwaye ndiza kuthetha ngayo ngonaphakade. Ukuba i-MTV yayikrelekrele, babeka ipakethe ndawonye onokuyibhalisela kunye neqela lemiboniso yabo yakudala kwaye bendihlala ndibukele yonke Ilizwe lokwenyani, iMigaqo yeNdlela & Umngeni ixesha kwasekuqaleni. I-CBS iyenzile loo nto kwaye ndiye ndayihlola yonke Ubhuti omkhulu kwaye lawo anamaxesha angama-40 ep kwaye andizisoli nanye kuwo kuba ndiyindlobongela.
Kodwa ndiyaphuma. Isiqendu sale veki sigubungele yonke imixholo ebaluleke kakhulu kwaye ke ukungqina wonke umntu ocinga ukuba umboniso ngabantwana kuphela abakhanyiswayo kunye nokunye, nantsi into eyenzekileyo kufanelekileyo ukuba nengxoxo malunga nayo.
Indawo yokubamba ubukhulu becala ibhekisa kuJenna, obelutshaba lwendlu ngokutsiba ngokusekwe kwiimvakalelo zakhe zobuhlanga, inkolo, isini, imipu, nokuba malunga nobomi bukaTrump USA. Abantu abahlala naye baya kuluhlu lwemipu ukudubula imipu, ekunzima kuCeejai ukubona indlela utata wakhe awadubula ngayo umama wakhe emva koko wazidubula naye. Kodwa uCeejai uyahamba kuba efuna ukugcina ingqondo ivulekile ngobomi. Ewe, unexesha elihle lokudubula umpu kodwa uyakholelwa ukuba ubunini bompu kufuneka benziwe ngentlonipho nangokuthembeka. (UCeejai ungumnini weli xesha lonyaka kwaye ukujonga ukujongana kwakhe nexesha lakhe elidlulileyo yenye inxalenye enkulu yomboniso) UJenna akavumelani kwaye ucinezela lo mbandela kwiveni egodukayo. Andazi ukuba kutheni abanye abantu bebona ngobuchule bengabethi inqaku ekufeni ngenxa yokuhlonipha omnye umntu njengobuthathaka obukhulu. Kukho amaxesha kunye neendawo, zihlala zihlala, apho ucaphula umthetho ka-Elon awunakuthetha nto. Ukuva uJenna ethetha ngolawulo lompu kuyinto engathandekiyo nangona ndingazange ndive ukuba ezi mpikiswano ziphuma kuyo nantoni na ecaleni kweqanda le-Twitter ukuze ukuva kwabo kugqityiwe yinto entsha nenoveli kum ndiqinisekile ukuba iya kudinwa ngokukhawuleza. Ngokusisiseko, inqaku liyabila xa urhulumente esiza endlwini yakho kwaye eqala ukudubula kuwe, uya kufuna ukuba nemipu yakho. Ndiyaqikelela ukudubula? Ngokwenyani, xa urhulumente esiza kwaye eqala ukundidubula ngokungathi andizukulala phantsi ndize ndife, ndiza kuzama ukuba ndingabulawa kodwa andizukuba nalo lonke ithemba kwihlabathi ' Ndizama ukuziphilisa. Njengaye, ngelo xesha ndiza kuthatha iintsuku zam zokuphindaphinda Ilizwe lokwenene ziphelile kwaye ngekhe kubekhona enye i-blockbuster yehlobo laseWill Smith okanye eyokugqibela ye-NBA ke yintoni eyona nto iyiyo? Ngapha koko, abanye abantu ohlala nabo ababoni ngamehlo noJenna kodwa banempikiswano yokulawula umpu kwi-MTV kwi-2016 kwaye yiyo yonke loo nto kunjalo.
UJenna ungene kwenye ingxaki nabantu ahlala nabo kuba kubonakala ngathi unexabiso eliphantsi. Ucele umfana kuluhlu lwemipu ukuba athwale umnqwazi wasimahla kwaye umfana wamnika. UDione aka Matador i-Pickup Artist Pirate ifike kwityala likaJenna ngokusoloko efuna izinto zasimahla. Uhlala ngokwenyani emhlabeni obandakanya ukutya abanye abantu iiPop Tarts, kwaye uye wacela utshintsho kwikona yesitalato eVegas (ethe ngobulungisa wayinikezela ekugqibeleni) ke loo nto ngumgangatho ophindwe kabini. Kwaye ngobulungisa eJenna, ukuba bazokunika izinto simahla… ngakumbi eVasgas, uyithatha kwaye uqhubeka uhamba. Oko kwathethi, ukwangena nakwivenkile yokutyela entle kwaye kufuneka usoloko unakekela iserver yakho. Eli lelona nqaku liphezulu likaCeejai onobabalo kunye nomonde noJenna lonke ixesha lonyaka. UCeejai uyambiza kwaye ezehlise iindudumo ngokungathi ndiyazi ukuba iphi iSouth Carolina, ndiza kunyuka intaba kwaye ndiqiniseke ukuba uyazi ukuba ngubani lo mntu u-Ceejai, athe umhlobo wam wabonisa ngokuqinisekileyo ngowona mgca wexesha. UJenna uthi uyakuthandazela uCeejai kwaye uCeejai umxelela ukuba angazikhathazi kwaye ke ngoku andazi ukuba uJenna uza kumthandazela okanye cha.
Enye into eyenzekileyo kule veki ingakhange ibizwe ngendlela efanayo, inento yokwenza nokuqhawulwa komtshato kukaDean kugqitywe. Kudala ehamba ngalo lonke ixesha kwaye kucacile ukuba ubunzima kuye. Ubaleka abuyele e-LA ukuza kubona ijaji kwaye ngelixa yena ehleli nabantu ahlala nabo bafumana i-mission yokumphosa kwiqela loqhawulo-mtshato. Okungakumbi kamva. Ke uDean noKailah bebethandana ngapha nangapha. Sibona uDean ekhwela ebhedini kunye naye kwangoko kwisiqendu. Kodwa ezinye izinto azonwabisi, izinto ezimbi zenzeka kule ep. Okokuqala, uDean noKailah balala kunye esofeni. Amagumbi okulala aqala ukungqubana nabo, umdlalo olungileyo ukuya kwinqanaba. Kodwa ukuthatha isandla somntu ngelixa elele kwaye usibeke kwindawo yomnye umntu ngelixa eleleyo kubi. Phantsi khutshiwe. Hayi iprank. Kubi. Obo bubushushu. Kwiqela likaDean, ukhanyisiwe. Kwaye ndonwabile ukungatshati. Kwaye ukudlala ngothando noKailah ngaphezulu. Kwaye njengoko ubusuku buqhubeka, uyambamba emva kwentloko aze amange ngomsindo. Kwaye ngokucacileyo akayingeni loo nto. Emva kwexesha, uyamkhonkxa kwi-balcony aze ayizame kwakhona ngokucinezela ngokuchasene nomgaqo wokuthuka. Ujongeka ngokungathi angatsiba ngaphezulu kunokuba abekhona. Oku kubi ngokwenene. Ayilunganga. Kwaye kwirekhodi, kuba i-Twitter yayigcwele le nto, ayinamsebenzi ukuba uKailah wayethandana naye kwangoko ebusuku. Ayinamsebenzi ukuba wayenxile kwaye esandula ukuqhawula umtshato. Imbi. Akufanele kwenzeke. Ayithetheleleki. Kwaye ndinqwenela ukuba bakubize oku ngakumbi kwesi siqendu.
Iqela likaDean lalikwigumbi lasePalm's Hard Court eligumbi lehotele elinenkundla yebhasikithi kulo. Makhe ndiphinde ndiyithethe lonto kuba ndaye ndaphelelwa ngamandla ndabetha entloko njengo-Doc Brown xa wayeze nombono we-flex capacitor. Kukho igumbi lehotele eVasgas elinenkundla yebhasikithi yenkundla epheleleyo kuyo. Kutheni ungaze uhlale kwenye indawo? Ndakhe ndaya eVegas amatyeli aliqela kwaye eyona nto intle ngayo nayiphi na enye yegumbi endandihlala kuyo yayikukuba igumbi lokuhlambela lalinebhafu yejacuzzi ongasokuze uyisebenzise kuba yiVegas kunye ne-yuck gross. Ukuba igumbi lam belinenkundla yomnyazi phakathi kwalo ngendingazi nokuba iVegas ibijongeka kanjani. Ndiza kuphinda ndilingise zonke izigcawu zikaBill Murray ukusuka Ijam yendawo Mpelaveki yonke. Bendingazukushiya igumbi lam ndide ndikwazi ukuntywila nto leyo ethetha ukuba andisoze ndishiye engenakubaluleka kuba inenkundla yebhasikithi kuyo. Oko kupholile ngesigidi esinye kunegumbi elinendawo yokubhowula abayifumene kuloo O.C. isiqendu. Ngokukrakra, bendiya kubopha nje ibhendi entlokweni yam kwaye ndifunde yonke imigca yeTupac ukusuka Ngaphezulu kweRim kwade kwafika ixesha lokuba uBirdie abhabhe agoduke.
USabrina noJenna bafumana imishini kule veki. Bobabini bayacula ngoko ke kufuneka babhale kwaye barekhode ingoma kunye. Xa bathi ekugqibeleni bangene kwisitudiyo kunye nomvelisi wabo okhangeleka ngathi uJordani Knight ufumene isatifikethi sesipho sikaEd Hardy, uJenna ubiza utshintsho lwakhe esisimumu kwaye akafuni ukuba atshintshe ukubhala kwakhe kwengoma. Uziva ngathi ngamanye amaxesha abantu abazifumani iingoma zakhe kuba zintsonkothe kakhulu. Ndinikwe, ndiza kuthi andizifumenanga iingoma zakhe. Ngokuqinisekileyo akukho mntu ufumene amazwi akhe ecace gca. Ndicinga ukuba ingoma yakhe ibingomsi ophuma eluthuthwini lomlilo obekwe kukukhanya kwelanga litshona ezantsi eDelta yeqhayiya elisemazantsi elizalwa ngokutsha amen. Ke abafana bagqiba kwelokuba bakhanyise babhale eyabo ingoma ebizwa ngokuba yi-DTLV (Down to Lick Vagina) kwaye bayayicula kwaye ndiyaqikelela ukuba i-rock n roll ayifanga ngoku okanye enye into.
Kwakhona, uDione wafumana amakhadi oshishino angama-500 aprintiwe ukuze anike amantombazana ukuze aze kunyuka kwindlu ephezulu. Ungumntu omncinci ngokuqinisekileyo.
Kule veki izayo, uAmanda (Nceda) eze kundwendwela ebendikade ndilindile isizini yonke.
