Amafutha amabi.
Ukuba uziva ushiywe ngaphandle kuyo yonke i-Twin Peaks phenomenon, silapha ukunceda! Veki nganye, nxulumana nomhleli we-tvUkhuphele umhleli uVinnie Mancuso uzama ukuqonda ukuba kwenzeka ntoni esixekweni kule dolophu, ngelixa umhleli ophezulu / ingcali yeTwin Peaks uDrew Grant ephendula imibuzo yakhe. Kule veki: 'Imiphefumlo Eyodwa . ’
I-odolo yokuqala yeshishini kule veki yeqela likaLaura Palmer yayikukuthumela iHawk ukuba iphande ngendlu kaHarold Smith. Imfihlelo yaqina, nangona kunjalo, xa ekuphela kwezinto ezazifunyenwe nguHawk yayiyindlu elahliweyo, iintyatyambo zikaHarold Smith, kunye neebhulukhwe ezikhethekileyo ezijinga eluphahleni, mhlawumbi ukuze zome.
Indawo evulekileyo yesi siqendu yayi hilarious. Akuqhelekanga oko Iincopho zamawele indenza ndihleke ngenjongo, kodwa ukuhlekisa ngokuziphakamisa kwayo imfihlelo kunye nokuzimisela kuyindlela elungileyo yokwenza. Nabani na ongayibonanga, isebe lamapolisa i-Twin Peaks kunye no-Gordon Cole kunye no-One-Armed Man, okwangoku okwangoku ukuba u-Mike-ified ngokupheleleyo, bemi basela ikofu kwaye batya idonathi. Njengokuba umculo wexesha elixineneyo usakha, uMike unika ngokuchanekileyo INDLELA ENKULU YOKWENZA NGOKWENZA isibhengezo awasenzayo kwisiqendu sokugqibela, kukho isingqi sokuthula, emva koko wonke umntu uyaqhubeka nencoko yabo kunye nokusela ikofu ngokungathi bathi Ewe, sikuvile ixesha lokuqala. Oko kukodwa kuyahlekisa, kodwa inyani yokuba kukho nje lo mfihlakalo, umoya wokuziphindezela wamandulo oxhonywe kukusela ikofu ngaphandle kwemug yeyona nto ndiyithandayo lo mboniso ukhe wenza.
UBen no-Audrey Horne banentetho engathandekiyo yokuba wonke utata nentombi kufuneka babe nayo ngenye imini, apho intombi ityhila ukuba utata wakhe wazama ukumkhahlela kwakanye kwitroli kayise. Ewe, ukuba ngumzali. U-Audrey ukwatyhila ukuba uyazi yonke into malunga ne-One-Eyed Jacks, kwaye ubuza ukuba uBen uke walala noLaura. Ewe kunjalo. Ndiqala ukubakrokrela abantu abathi khange ulale noLaura. Emva koko u-Audrey ubuza ukuba uBen wambulala na uLaura. UBen ufumana konke ukulila kwaye athi bendimthanda, yona, uBen omkhulu kodwa eneneni, ayiphenduli umbuzo. Inqaku elisecaleni: Ndiyayithanda loo nto ukuba akukho namnye umntu, nkqu nentombi yakhe, owakhe wabuza uBen ukuba kutheni enomfanekiso kaLaura edesikeni yakhe.
Kukho yonke le nto apho uBobby noShelly bezama ukufumana indlela yokuphila noLeo lweMifuno, kwaye uLo Vegetable uqhubeka nokufumana ulwazi lokuthetha izihlangu ezintsha kunye nethontsi. Emva koko uBobby ufumana iteyiphu ebhuthini kaLeo. Konke oku kuya kubaluleka ukuba bekungekho ... ukubuya kukaMike! Hayi, hayi uMike onezixhobo. Ababini abaxhobileyo uMike. UMike UMike. Uphi uMike? Ukufunda ikopi yamva nje ye- Izinwele zeDoofuses? 
Ukuhamba ngomlilo kunye nalowo ugulayo tshisa, bhuti
U-Audrey uya ku-Dale Cooper kunye nempendulo kayise ye-esile ephendula imibuzo yakhe yokubulala u-Laura, kanye emva kokuba u-Dale Cooper efunde ezinye iidonki ezinomthunzi kwidayari kaLaura malunga nesihloko sokubulawa kukaLaura. Uyakrokra!
Kanye njengokuba uBen sele eza kutyikitya isivumelwano noMnu Trojamura, oh wobuso beplastiki, uCooper no-Co bangena ukuze bambambe. Ngeli xesha, uBen uqhubeka ekhwaza Hayi! Hayi! Hayi! njengomntwana omncinci ohluthwe iithoyi zakhe. Unokuqinisekisa, kuyonwabisa.
Ukuthetha ngoMnu Trojamura CAHMAAAAAN ngenene ibinguCatherine ezifihlile. Jonga, andazi ukuba le nto ityhilwayo yayinjani phaya kumashumi alithoba anethoba-nantoni na, kodwa akukho mntu ebusweni balo Mhlaba ujongeka kanjalo. Khange incede ukuba ilizwi alisebenzisayo livakale efanayo ku-Princess Leia efihliwe njengalowo uzingelayo onesisa Ukubuya kweJedi . Hayi, nyhani. Buyela umva kwaye ubukele lo mboniso ukusuka Ukubuya kweJedi, ujonge ke esi siqendu se Iincopho zamawele . Ngokwenyani, linda, hayi, yiya ujonge yonke Ukubuya kweJedi kwaye emva koko musa ukubukela esi siqendu se Iincopho zamawele .
Kufanelekile ukuba sikhankanye ukuba okwangoku, sifumana umbono wokuba kukho into eyoyikisayo eza kwenzeka ngokusebenzisa amagqabantshintshi kaSarah Palmer erhubuluza ezinyukweni njengoLinda fucking Blair Umgxothisi . Ngaba iyenzeka loo nto kwi Igqirha ? Mhlawumbi kunjalo ?!
Ngexesha elithile, i-Log Lady ibonisa ukuphosa ubulumko be-log kuye nawuphi na umntu kwisikhululo samapolisa. Kwaye, ndithetha oku: Asazi ukuba kuzakwenzeka ntoni, okanye nini, kodwa zikho izikhova kwindlu yendlela. Huh. Ngethemba UPatrick Swayze ujikeleze ukujongana nabo!
USheriff Truman, Cooper kunye neLog Lady baya kwindlu yendawo kwaye, yeha, akukho Swayze. Kodwa uDonna noJames bakhona, becaphuka ngokusweleka kukaHarold Smith. Ayilotyala lomntu, utshilo uJames. Hahahahahahahahah nyani yeyakho.
Ngapha koko, wonke umntu uxakekile ukuba lusizi kule ndlu yendlela kangangokuba kungabikho mntu ubonayo xa kuvela umntu ohlekisayo kwihlabathi.
Ngokukrakra, unehlaya elinye: Kuyenzeka kwakhona, kwaye uyaphinda nje. ANDIKUFUMBI.
Kodwa nzulu, ibhekisa phi le ndoda inde? Kwenzeka ntoni kwakhona? Impendulo, ewe, iyothusa.
Ukutyhilwa okukhulu kuyenzeka kwindlu yePalmer. USara Palmer upholile emgangathweni. U-Leland uyayithanda ubuhle bakhe esipilini. Ngokukhawuleza uyamthanda uBOB kwisibuko. Ngokukhawuleza nguBOB. Emva koko unguLeland kwakhona. Emva koko nguBOB. UBOB nguLeland. ILeland nguBOB. Whaaaaaaaat.
UMaddie ungena, ekhalaza ukuba kukho into enukayo kwaye uBOB / uLeland akakhathaleli ngevumba, uyakhathala ukubulala ikaka ngaphandle kukaMaddie. Ngokunyaniseka konke, wonke lo mbono woyikeka kwaye uyaphazamisa. Njengoko uLeland ekrwitshwa / ephaxa ubuso bukaMaddie ejika-jika phakathi naphakathi kweLeland kunye ne-BOB ephambeneyo. Kwaye uLeland uyakhala kwaye uyangxola uLaura! kwaye uBOB uyabhomboloza kwaye uyangxola ebusweni bukaMaddie kwaye lonke ixesha lobuso bam bufana
Kodwa iyaqhubeka nje. Kwaye ukuhamba nokuhamba kunye nendoda, ayonwabanga. Okokugqibela, uBOB / Leland ubetha ubuso bukaMaddie eludongeni, kwaye yonke le nkqubo, inceba, iphelile. Kuyabonakala ukuba, wonke umntu ungene Iincopho zamawele idibene ngengqondo, kuba ngalo mzuzu wokubhubha kukaMaddie wonke umntu kwindlu yendlela ufumana ngenene, kubuhlungu zonke ngaxeshanye. Ngokukodwa uDonna. Uba lusizi kunaye wonke umntu. Ke kwakhona, uDonna uhlala esenza umboniso we-fucking.
Wowu. Dang. Ndicinga ukuba ndinokuba nemibuzo.
USoooo BOB uhlala… eLeland? Kwaye uLeland nguBOB kodwa kodwa akasoloko enguBOB? Ukucaca nje, uBOB ubulale uLaura, kwaye uLeland uyakwazi oku?
Haha. Ukucaca nje. Kunene. Ukucaca nje, ungasichazela eli yelenqe likaDavid Lynch kum, Drew?
UNuh-uh uVinnie. Ukungahambi kuloo mgibe wakudala.
Nantsi into endiza kuyithetha: UDavid Lynch waqonda kuphela emva kokuba ikhutshiwe ukuba imovie yakhe Ulahlekile kuhola wendlela ibinjani, eneneni? Ngokusekwe ekubulaweni kuka-OJ Simpson. Ifilimu apho uBill Pullman evuka entolongweni njengo-Balthazar Getty wayeyi-Lynch's subconscious (okanye i-Transcendental Meditation-conscious) ukuzama ukudibanisa into yokuba umntu unokuba netyala kwaye akholelwe ngokwenene ukuba umsulwa. Ubudlelwane bukaLeland noLaura buchazwe nzulu kakhulu kwi-Fire Walk nam kangangokuba andifuni kuphinda ndithethe ngolwahlulo lukaBob / Leland de ube ulibonile, kodwa ngokusisiseko umbono ngulo: unokuba nengxaki kakhulu Umntu, yenza izinto ezingenakuthethwa kwaye uzixhome eludongeni ngaphandle kwenyani ukuze ingxelo yakho yesiqu yakho ingabandakanyi UKUBA SISIMANGALISO / IIDEMONI KWIIMPAWU. Ungazenza zonke ezi zinto, kwaye ngandlela thile ube ngutata onothando oziva ubuhlungu obukhulu, ilahleko kunye nokudideka malunga nokubulawa kwentombi yakhe. Unako kodwa ukuba wenza kwirhamncwa elingaphakathi kuwe, ukanti entliziyweni yakho, unalo uthando olukhulu kunye nosizi olukhulu.
Ngaba iinwele zakhe zimhlophe ngezizathu ezahlukeneyo? Okanye ngaba nguBOB?
Okokuqala nje kujonga ibadass. Kodwa ubuza ukuba kutheni ihambe emhlophe xa isenza njalo? Ayisiyiyo into kaBob… ngokokwazi kwam, uBob noLeland baye babamba ngaphambili, kwaye ngaphambi kokuba uLaura asweleke, iifollic zikaLeland zazilungile. Ndicinga ukuba lelinye ityala lexeshana lenyaniso: emva kokuba uLeland ebulele uJacque, iinwele zakhe zajika zaba mhlophe kuba waye esidlangalaleni (ukuba ngovelwano) unxulunyaniswe namandla okubulala. Ukubulawa kukaLeland kukaJacque –ukuye yonke idolophu yamnika ipasipoti, kuba ngubani ongenakuthi, akunjalo? -Ayiyiflegi enkulu ebomvu ukuba le ndoda yayinakho ngaphezulu kokudanisa nje okungaqhelekanga. Kodwa uDale, ukuzama ukufumana eli tyala kwelona libuyela umva, len / indlela ye-Vice-y enokwenzeka, waphoswa le flegi inkulu yengqondo ebomvu, kwaye wamkela nje, kunye nabanye abantu, ukuba uLeland ngoku uneenwele ezimhlophe. Ngokupheleleyo. Ilungile.
Sukuba nexhala ngayo. Sukujonga ngqo kuyo. Ungaze ubeke izimvo ngayo, kuba kulula ukuzenza i-quirk yayo endaweni yomqondiso wento enzulu ngakumbi kunye nokuphazamisa esengozini.
Kwaye u-MIKE kunye no-BOB abahlobo? Lungile?
Ndicinga ukuba bebehlala bekhona kodwa uMike wayecinga ukuba u-BOB wayeyimpembelelo embi, ke wanqumla ingalo yakhe (eyayino-BOB tattoo kuyo / ukuyifaka / nantoni na) kwaye wamnika ihlombe elibandayo. (BAMANGALISA.) Banoluhlobo lobudlelwane apho ufumana iincwadana ezivela kubo rhoqo kwiinyanga ezimbalwa kwaye ngenye imini benkqonkqoza, ngubani okhoyo? UBO Bob. Ugh, BOB, yeka ukukhala emnyango. UBOB, asizukuyonwabela indawo phakathi kwe… kulungile, mandifumane loo bhotile yeJim Beam phantsi kwesinki apho uSheila acinga ukuba uyayifihla khona.
Uyazi, uVinnie. NjengALO hlobo lobuhlobo.
Okona kubaluleke kakhulu, kutheni le nto bonke abo bantu baseMantla amakhulu benebhola ze-bouncy?!?!
I dunno, mhlawumbi inxulumene nokufumana umpheki wamva waseMntla. Ndiyathemba ukuba abo baseScandinavia baya kuwuxabisa umzamo (ukuba baya kubuya kwakhona).
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Ndithetha ukuthi jonga, sihlala eStripstream imeko apha. Ayisiyo yonke into enomlingo kwaye iyoyikeka ngalo lonke ixesha, kwaye ayothusi. Ubukhulu becala kuphele… ukungonwabi, ngakumbi kuba jonga ezo mpundu zijikeleza ngokungxama xa kukho ukufa komntu ekufuneka kusonjululwe! Kwenzeka njani ukuba amajelo eendaba kwiTwin Peaks angakhange acacise ukuba yintoni ngokuqinisekileyo eya kuba libali lesizwe lentombazana emhlophe elahlekileyo. FUMANEKA KUYO, ABC NEWS! Kukho iqela lezinto ezothusayo apha!
