Usuku oluqhelekileyo luka-Abe. Yiyo le nto uMceli mngeni umhle ngakumbi kunemizobo. Kungenxa yokuba babenobuchule bokusinika amabali afanayo ngokuQinisekileyo nakhona, njengoLenny Kravitz ekuphindaphindweni, kwaye isenayo eyona nto ibukekayo kumabonwakude. Qikelela ukuba: UJohn Bananas uyakhohlisa. Ewe, iminyaka esibhozo sele ikhona. U-Abe sisidenge. Indawo enxibe kakuhle. UCara Maria unengxaki ekhoyo malunga nokufikelela kumdlalo wokugqibela. Kunye nesoka lakhe. Nayo yonke enye into. Ndiyibonile ukuba ndiyayithanda ndinike ngaphezulu. Nceda uvumele umceli mngeni uhlale ngonaphakade.
Ngamalungu akhe omanyano ehla njengeeMbaleki eziPhezulu eziPhezulu ezivela kwinqwelomoya Ukuqhekeka kwenqaku I-remake, uJohn Bananas akanakukhetha ngaphandle kokungcola. Indlu inemfihlo kwaye angayisebenzisa ukophula umanyano olusandula ukwenziwa luka-Abe, Cara Maria, Thomas, kunye negazi labo. Kuba ngaphambi kokuba u-Abe afike apho, uCara noThomas babenobuqhetseba kwaye bengena kumagumbi okuhlambela atshixe kunye. Ke uJohn ucela uCousin Vince ukuba aphule iindaba ku-Abe. U-Abe uyazi ukuba uVince uyamxhaphaza. Incoko yabo ihamba ngolu hlobo:
Vince : Ndeva ezinye izinto.
Abe : Awucacanga.
Vince : Akekho omnye umntu ofuna ukukuxelela ezi zinto ndizivileyo.
Abe : Andiqinisekanga ukuba uthetha ngantoni.
Vince : Ndibabonile.
Abe : Ubonile bani?
Vince : Andizami kuzika inqanawa yakho apha.
Abe : * ukhala iiyure ezili-1000 *
Ke u-Abe ujongene noCara Maria noTomas. Babanga ubumsulwa. Emva koko uCara uyavuma ukuba enze umthambo kunye neesendwitshi zamaqanda kunye noSteven kuba waziva embi ngokumvotela emngxunyeni. UTomas ngekhe abone Ipulp engeyonyani Kutshanje kuba uTony Rocky Horror waphoswa ngefestile kwinto efanayo. Kwaye ke iqala. U-Abe uyacinywa, ufuna ukuba uThomas noSteven baphume endlwini. Ubabiza ukuba baphume ebhasini phambi kwabo bonke. Ngalo lonke elixesha uJohn Bananas uhleli ngasemva ancume. UJohn Bananas ufana nokuba uLittlefinger kunye noRumplestiltskin ukusuka Ngeminazana ithile Ngengozi ndingene kumatshini wokuhambisa kunye, ndadibana ndangumntu omnye, emva koko ndafumana itoni yokugula kweetattoos zesizwe.
Kumceli mngeni, wonke umntu waxhonywa iinyawo ezingama-650 emoyeni kwaye kwafuneka ajikeleze ezinye iintambo. Kuhlala kukho abanye uyoyika ukuphakama kwebanter kule mingeni. Ndiyakholelwa ngokuqinisekileyo ukuba awungekhe woyike iindawo eziphakamileyo kwaye ungafuni ukuba ziimitha ezingama-650 emoyeni. Oku kuphakame kakhulu ngaphandle kokuba ungaphakathi kwesakhiwo okanye ngokwenene uyiMbaleki yePoly Sports ePhambili ngokwakho. U-Abe ubukele uTomas esiwa (ziqhotyoshelwe kwiintambo kunye neebhanisi ze-obvi) kwaye wayefana nokufa, ukufa, ukufa. Ngoku andazi ukuba u-Abe eneneni wayefuna ukuba uThomas afe ngale ndlela, eneneni ndiqinisekile ukuba akakhange ngenxa yokuba ngekhe ibe lityala lika-Abe kwaye ndiyakholelwa ukuba wayefuna ukubanoxanduva ngqo kuyo yonke into eyenzekileyo iwele elinentshebe uThomas. Iqela eliBlue laphulukana kwaye kwafuneka likhethe umntu oza kumthumela eMngxunyeni. Umntakwabo-Abe, uMike, wazivolontiya kuba wayeziva ngathi akakazibonakalisi. Emva koko iQela eliBomvu lavota kumzalwana ongenazindevu uSteven ngenxa yokuba uCara wathembisa ukuba akazukuwathetha amagama amawele kodwa emva koko uThomas wathi uza kuvota kumzala kaCara, uJamie, kwaye oh snap akukho nto inje ukunyaniseka akusekho kweli hlabathi libharhileyo?
Umngxunya yenye yezona zinto zipholileyo zisuswe ngaphambili. Kwakukho amagumbi okuhlala amabini ahlekisayo amiselweyo kwaye umntu ngamnye wayenesando sesileyi. Kwakufuneka wophule yonke into esegumbini ibe zizicucu ezincinane ngokwaneleyo ukuze ulingane ngomngxunya omncinci oseludongeni uze uyicime. Kwabizwa ngokuba yi-Home Wrecker eyilento uThomas akwenzayo Abe noCara wonwabile. U-Abe wayengakhuphisani nokuncitshiswa kodwa oko akuzange kumyekise ukukhwaza iiyure ezili-1000. U-Abe waxutywa kangangokuba impumlo yaqala ukopha. Siyavuyisana noAbram ngokuba ngumdlali wokuqala owopha ngaphandle kokubakho kukhuphiswano. Uyazi ukuba kwenzeka ntoni xa u-Abe wopha ebusweni? Ubeka umnwe wakhe emlonyeni wakhe awukhothe. Umgangatho. Ke emva kokungcamla ukuze kuqinisekiswe ukuba inamandla amakhulu kwaye unamandla okuzithambisa kuye. Yile ndlela uyihlutha ngayo umzalwana wakho. UMike uphumelele kuba u-Abe usenokuba umbethile ngesando kwaye wambeka emngxunyeni ngexesha elinye ukuba akenzanga njalo. Emva kwexesha endlwini, uCara Maria uziva ngathi uno-Abe apho uwonakalisa kakhulu umdlalo wakhe. Kwakhona. Kwaye ucinga ukwahlukana naye. Kwakhona. Kwaye uJohn Bananas umenzele umdaniso woonopopi. Kwakhona. Sikelela.
