Ndiyakuva, mfo.
Ukuba uziva ushiywe ngaphandle kuyo yonke i-Twin Peaks phenomenon, silapha ukunceda! Veki nganye, nxulumana nomhleli we-tvUkhuphele umhleli uVinnie Mancuso uzama ukuqonda ukuba kwenzeka ntoni esixekweni kule dolophu, ngelixa umhleli ophezulu / ingcali yeTwin Peaks uDrew Grant ephendula imibuzo yakhe. Kule veki: ‘Iidemon . ’
Ke ndicinga ukuba ndifumana isiphatho kule nto ipheleleyo Iincopho zamawele into. Ndiyazi ukuba kuninzi ukuqhubekeka, kwaye kukho imikhondo engenakubalwa efihliweyo kunye ne-winks kwaye unqwala into eyenzekayo phantsi kwale mfihlakalo, kodwa amehlo am abukhali kwezi nyanga zine zidlulileyo. Ndibona izinto ezincinci ngoku. Ndifumana imikhondo. Ndiye ndaba ngumcuphi. UDale Cooper oqhelekileyo, ukuba uyafuna. Ngaba ufuna ukubona umzekelo? Ndiyakulumkisa, bubuqili, kwaye buchaneke kakhulu kwaye bunobunkunkqele. Kuya kufuneka ujonge kakhulu, ngokusondeleyo. Kulungile. Naku sisiya.
Yonke ke loo nto yenzekileyo, kwaye yayinqabile kwaye iphazamise kancinci. Makhe ndikufundele uthotho lwamakhadi eentsuku zeValentines ukusuka kwii-90s zokuqala ukuzola.
Kufana nokuba sinokubeka nje iintliziyo zethu kunye kwaye sizigcine zinjalo ngonaphakade, siya kukhuseleka nokuba sekutheni.
Ukuba umthanda ngokwenene umntu kufana noku kukhanya kuqaqambileyo kukukhanyisela, ngalo lonke ixesha.
Ndifuna ukuzama nokwenza indlela intliziyo yam kuziva ngayo ihlala ngonaphakade.
Kwakhona, ndiyadlala! Yonke le yimigca eyathethwayo, ngokuvakalayo, nguJames. Kungenxa yokuba yena noDonna bayinto kwakhona, emva kokuba uJames esindise amaWonders Twins kwizibambiso zeRake Hands. Kwaye ngoku ndithetha ukuba iibhasi zikaJames zingene endlwini kaHarold Smith kwaye ziluhlobo lokumtyhalela emgangathweni kancinci. Ngoku, andazi ukuba kudala nibukele lomboniso, kodwa buyelani umva nijonge lo mboniso, nceda. UJames ubalekela ngaphakathi kwaye ubambe ngokucacileyo nje Maddy , Ujike ujike, kwaye ufana namanyathelo amahlanu kude ukhumbule ukuba uDonna ukhona. Ndicinga ukuba isicwangciso sakhe sokuqala ngokuqinisekileyo sasigcina eshushu.
Kodwa hayi, ngokungathandekiyo nina bafana, uJames noDonna bazakulunga. UHarold Smith, hayi kangako. 
Ukulima izilwanyana kunzima kakhulu.
SO. KUNZIMA.
Ndicinga ukuba imifuno uLeo Johnson ngumntu wam omtsha endimthandayo kulo mboniso. Ngandlela thile uyakwazi ukukhupha ngaphezulu kunoJames, kunjalo. UShelly noBobby baphosa ipati ye-catatonic Leo, kwaye ndiqinisekile ukuba basondele ekusebenziseni isitulo sakhe esinamavili njengohlobo oluthile lwe-kinky sex prop, kodwa ke uLeo uhamba kancinci kwaye loo nto ayonwabanga kwaphela. Njengaye, ewe, masikhe siphume sichithe eyona mali yokuthenga izinto zeqela ukuze ndonwabele umyeni wam obhubhileyo. Owu thixo uye washukuma kancinci, naye uyothusa. Msuse phakathi kwendlu yakho ukuba awufuni kuhlala umjongile. Ndingacebisa ukuba ndimfake kwigunjana kodwa ndiqinisekile ukuba uJames uthatha lonke igumbi eliphaya Ndiyaxolisa ndiyayonwabela intlekisa kaJames.
Yintoni enye, yintoni enye? Kukho itoni engakumbi engacacanga-yobubi baseAsia evela kuJosie Packard kunye nabahlobo. Bambulala umyeni wakhe kwaye uBen Horne wanceda kwaye bafuna imali kwaye, ewe, njengokuba benditshilo ndisacinga ukuba konke oko akucaci. Kodwa ukushiya idolophu kaJosie ngoku, kwaye ndikhathalele i-1000% ngaphantsi kukaHarry Truman.
Kwenye indawo, uNadine usomelele kwaye uzamile fuck. Yiyo malunga nomphambili weNadine.
Ndicinga ukuba ndinemibuzo.
Kulungile, ke lo ayingombuzo ungako kuba uziva ungakhululekanga kwaye… ukungaqiniseki? Njengaye, ndiza kucinga ukuba kuqhubeka ntoni kuba andifuni kuba phantsi kakhulu, kwaye andifuni nokwazi, kwaye andiqinisekanga ukuba ukhona umntu okubonileyo oku xa umboniso yaqala yasasazwa kodwa… undilungise ukuba andilunganga kodwa le ayisiyiyo indlela umntu abonakala ngayo.
Ayikhathali, uVinnie! Ku… kubani, andiqinisekanga. Kodwa uyazi xa uKatherine ebonakala Ecacileyo Ngexesha elizayo ixesha lentliziyo yakho liza kuqhekeza iiglasi eziliwaka ngenxa yokuba NGUYE yedwa lo Mntu olilolo, uyazi? Njengathi sonke senziwe ngezinto ezifanayo, kwaye sifuna izinto ezisisiseko ezifanayo: ukutya, indawo yokuhlala, ukubanakho kwepati yaselwandle, ngalo lonke ixesha.
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Kwakhona, thanda amazinyo kaMickey Rooney. Undikhumbuze uTilda Swinton kwi Umkhenkce , UChris Pine. UChris Evans. Ngaba ayizizo zombini uhlobo lweenkuni, ngoku…
Ugh, ndiyaxolisa. Ukusondela kwam kwisiqendu seveki ezayo ... kufutshane, ndiziva ngathi… kulungile, ngaphandle kohlobo! Kodwa umzimba omtsha njenge-daisy! Ngaphandle kwenxalenye ngengalo yam engendawo, iliso-LOKUTHANDA UTHIXO SUKUJONGA PHANTSI KWEYEPATCH – isiqaqa, iRace-Raking, uhlaselo lwesifuba. Ucinga ukuba kubi kwi Iincopho zamawele ? Kufuneka sibale iintsikelelo zethu. Ugqibele nini ukubona Issaquah ? Uyazi, INDODA ENYE NGAPHAMBILI? Akukho mntu ubonile loo ndawo iiveki. Kodwa uluntu luye lubonakalise ngamanye amaxesha, lusebenza ngokungathi akukho nto iphosakeleyo, amazinyo okufakelwa ngobulumko akhutshelwe kwi-napkins.
UXOLO SITHANDWA. YINTONI UMBUZO ?? NGABA KWAKUKHULU? Okona kulungileyo kwezi ntsuku, kukuzenza ngathi ungeva. Ayisiyonto ilula kakhulu ukuba uqonde issaquahs yemveli kuyo yonke loo nto ukuhleka kwabo. Bahleka kakhulu imihlathi ihlaba. Kwaphuma izinyo… i-canine. Kwaye emva koko, i-molar yangasemva. Emva koko amazinyo e-canine e-canine awile. Umntu ilawulwa yokugqibela lidocaine. Sekunjalo, ukuhleka.
Ha, kulungile ke sithandwa. Ndandinentloko nje. * uqhawula iminwe ngokugabadela njengeenyanga ezimnyama zokufa ngaphezulu kwakho * * Uyazi, ngoba, eli iya kuba lixesha lokuduma lokudlala UMCULO! Indoda endala enezandi ezimanzi ezivela kwiingubo zayo ziya kujonga ixesha eliphazamisayo. Sakhe sasebenzisana naye kwaba kanye, kwaye lo ngumlanjana nje wasemlanjeni oza kusingcikiva. Kwikwayara siyakhwaza: JAMES INGOMA, JAMES INGOMA, YILO LONTO ESICULA NGALO KUNYE! EYO SOOOOONG !! I-grin yakho ijika ibe yinyani, ikati yakho ngoku ilulamile.
Nguwe nje, uyakhula, ngaphambi kokuba ujike ube yifayile ye- Ngorhatya ingcuka. Kwaye Mna … ..
Isandi sokugqibela sisikhalo enyangeni. Kodwa, enkosi uthixo, iTwin Peaks Moon.
Ke u-Cooper ufumana lo myalezo uthi nje P ukuya ku-K-4, kwaye uthi Kukuvula okuvela eWindom Earle. Khathalela ukuguqulela ntoni nayiphi na loo ndlela?
Ewe, usebenzisa UMXHOLO AMAKHAYA, i-Chess. Ndiyathetha, i-Battleship nayo inokwenzeka. Imidlalo yethu yadityaniswa ngokudityaniswa, yahlangulwa kule minyaka ingcono: Imfazwe yayinguBarbie yayiyichess. Ngaba sasizakuphambana? Ngaba kwakubuhlungu? Sasingaqinisekanga; waya kwigumbi elingaphantsi, wenza isityu, ukuze ube kwicala elikhuselekileyo.
Imfuno ayikhange ibe naziqhamo ekukhangeleni iithotshi ezingxamisekileyo. Ayikuko ukuba benza umahluko. Ngoku ukuba ingelosi yethu encinci uMegan Horne (engenabudlelwane) intloko iqhawukile, ikhanya phezulu phezulu esibhakabhakeni, ntsasa nganye.
Buddy… eyona nto ingumnqa… ndicinga ukuba kufuneka ndibenombane omncinci.
Ubusuku yeyona nto imbi kakhulu, silinde uBOB, indoda eneenwele ezinde ezisizisela iibhokisi zethu zonikezelo. Ngamanye amaxesha, iibhokisi zomdlalo ziya kuhlafunwa-ngokugqibeleleyo, kwaye kufuneka siguqule iintloko zabantwana ukuze zenze i-sobs.
Imizila yeenkohlakalo, ihluma i-gararmbozia jelly yambathisa ezinye izinto, kwaye kungekudala izakutshabalalisa nayiphi na into emincinci esinayo de uBob abuye, ukuba uya kuze abuye.
Imfuno ayikhange ibe naziqhamo ekukhangeleni iithotshi ezingxamisekileyo. Ayikuko ukuba benza umahluko. Ngoku ekubeni ingelosi yethu encinci uMegan Horne (engenabudlelane) nentloko icinyiwe, ikhanya phezulu phezulu esibhakabhakeni, ntsasa nganye,
Buddy… eyona nto imbi… ndicinga ukuba kufuneka ndibenombane omncinci….
Kwenzeka rhoqo, kwezi ntsuku… ndiyazi. Siyayiva. Iintlobo. Itoni entsha, ukubonisa usuku olutsha! Yindlela esivuka ngayo sonke ngoku, ngoku! Kude le shit icingwe. Yiyekele Iincopho zamawele ukufumana ithoni ekhathazayo. Sasingenalo ixesha lokufumana amalungelo kuyo nayiphi na ingoma, nditsho nengoma yokuzalwa, eyathumela uDell kukothuka. SONKE KUFUNEKA SICULO. AKUKHO KUCULA! Ekugqibeleni safumana enye eyayisilungele.
U-Jeez, utshilo u-Dole Chooper. Kubonakala ngathi mhlawumbi le dolophu ifuna ukusinyamekela kakuhle, anicingi nonke? Kutheni le nto iiTwin Peaks zifumana lonke ingqalelo!
UBob usohlwaya phantsi kweebhedi ngokuhlwanje. Phakathi kwebhodi yomgangatho kunye nophahla, salala singakwazi nokushukuma. Usinika abaqhekezi, ngamanye amaxesha. Sifumana ingoma yethu esemthethweni.
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Ngaphandle kwento ecingwa nguTwin Peaks, lo mmandla ulinde iminyaka engama-25 ukubona i-brand yethu ye-crazy. Awunakusikhanyela UKUBA, BANTU BAKITHI baseIssaquah! Asizukukhanyelwa wethu…
* iringer iyahamba, kwaye inenekazi elimhlophe ligxalathelana ukuya kwindawo yokuhlamba iimpahla kwaye lisuse ipayi e-meringue entsha.
Ndiyayithanda kuba iyitart, utsho ngokuhlekisayo, akukho mntu ngokukodwa. Iintsini zakhe zopha i-rosedrops ebomvu ejikeleze ikeyiki enemibala ye-daffodil.
Ubuncinci akufuneki sijongane nale meko yeWindom Earle! Ndithi, ndenza okusemandleni ayo. Umlomo wam ugcwele amazinyo akhululekileyo kwaye ndiyahleka, andikwazi ukunceda.
Iincopho zamawele angamahlwempu. Uyazi, idolophu enearhente yeFBI kunye nomkhosi wonke wesebe lezomthetho laseMelika. Sobabini sinemfesane kwaye sinomona ngethemba labo: iisuti zabo ezibengezelayo, ibanter yabo ekrwada.
Njengoko besitshilo, igararmbozia ingena kuyo yonke into, apha.
