Eli lelona candelo liqhelekileyo lesiqendu.
Ukuba uziva ushiywe ngaphandle kuyo yonke i-Twin Peaks phenomenon, silapha ukunceda! Veki nganye, nxulumana nomhleli we-tvUkhuphele umhleli uVinnie Mancuso uzama ukuqonda ukuba kwenzeka ntoni esixekweni kule dolophu, ngelixa umhleli ophezulu / ingcali yeTwin Peaks uDrew Grant ephendula imibuzo yakhe. Kule veki: 'Coma.'
Hayi, wonke umntu, uxolo ukuba siphose iveki yonke Ukujonga kwakhona iincopho zewele. Kuthathe nje ixesha ukuba uDrew andixokise ngaphandle kwe Umjongi unikezelo lwegunjana emva kokugqitywa kwe- Isiqendu seveki ephelileyo . Ukuphindaphinda okukhawulezileyo kwiveki ephelileyo: ukukhwaza, ukukhwaza, ukukhwaza, uloyiko, ubuso beDemon, ukungxola. Konke kubanjiwe? Kulungile!
Ke unokuzibuza, yintoni enokuba yoyikeka ngakumbi kunokubona kukaLaura Palmer etsala uLinda Blair? Ngaba uphendule umbona omangalisayo onekrimu? Kulungile, kuba impendulo kuloo nto yingqolowa engaqondakaliyo.
Ke uDonna uya kugqogqa, kuba intsingiselo entsha kwiTwin Peaks kukuzifihla. U-Audrey waya kugqunyiwe kwindawo yoonongogo, uDonna wakhetha isidlo kwiivili. U-Audrey uyaphumelela. Ngapha koko, uDonna, okhangeleka ngathi ugqibile kwisigaba sakhe se-badass sokutshaya ngokukhawuleza, uthatha isidlo esimnandi esiya kwixhegwazana, u-AKA Happy Gilmore umakhulu , kuba yile nto uLaura Palmer wayeqhele ukuyenza. Ukujoyina elixhegwazana ngumzukulwana wakhe, okhangeleka ngathi akafani no-Adam Sandler kwaye ngakumbi ngathi yinto encinci eyoyikisayo kwi-tuxedo. Ixhegokazi, njengoninzi lwabantu ehlabathini ngalo naluphi na usuku, alucelanga IKHONA YOKUDALA ngokutya kwayo, kodwa kukho umbona ocoliweyo kwisitya sayo. Kodwa ke akukho. Kuba umzukulwana uphethe umbona ocoliweyo. Kodwa ke akanguye. Kuba uqhelisela umlingo, ixhegokazi lithi.
Ncwina. Ngaba yile ndlela esenza ngayo izinto ngoku, Iincopho zamawele?
Ngapha koko, emva kwesibini esingathandekiyo somntwana, eli xhegokazi licebisa uDonna ukuba athethe noMnumzana Smith kwindlu elandelayo. Ndinomphefumlo onesizungu, Umzukulwana unikezela, oguqula ngokukuko ukuya Ukubonakala kwam okungaqhelekanga kulo mboniso kuya kuba nembuyekezo ekugqibeleni, mhlawumbi.
Ummeli Cooper ( ngubani obuya ngo-2016! ) kunye noSheriff Truman baya kubuza uRonette Pulaski esibhedlele. Oko kuthetha ukuba babuza imibuzo yomntu ophambeneyo osondele kakhulu okwaziyo ukukhala ebusweni bakho ngokungenangqondo. Sisiphi isikweko endithetha ngaso ukuphinda iincopho zeTwin. Oku kuhamba malunga nokucinga kwakho.
Kwisidlo sangokuhlwa, uAndy uxhoma iiposta zeBOB xa uLog Lady engena ngaphakathi ngokukhawuleza, ekujongeni kwakhona kujongeka ngathi u-Andy wayeguqile okanye enye into, kodwa yonke loo nto yayimnandi ngakumbi xa ndicinga ukuba iLog Lady ineminyaka esithoba. ubude beenyawo.
Ngapha koko, ilog yeLog Lady inomyalezo kaMajor Briggs. Lo myalezo ngu: Hambisa umyalezo. Enkosi, log. Kodwa uMajor Briggs ubonakala eyazi kakuhle loo nto. Sifumene kamva kwisiqendu sokuba umyalezo uMajor Briggs omele ukusihambisa ngowe-Agent Cooper. Kwaye ngokwenene kuyinto eqhelekileyo. Umyalezo log awayefuna ukuwuthumela yayiziipijama ezimnandi, uDale Cooper. UMajor Briggs kunye noCooper bahleka kamnandi ngenxa yalonto, kwaye wonke umntu uya kulala.
Ukudlala. Awusakhumbuli ukuba uyothusa kanjani lo mboniso ngequbuliso? Hayi, umyalezo awuveli nakwilog yokuthetha, uvela emajukujukwini, kuba kunjalo. Ngokucacileyo, umsebenzi kaMajor Briggs ubandakanya ukukhomba imakrofoni kwezinye iiyunivesithi, okanye into. Ngokwesiqhelo, ekuphela kwento abayiva bevela emajukujukwini kukungakhathali. Kodwa kanye ngexesha uCooper adutyulwa ngalo, amagama ezi zikhova ayisiyiyo le nto kubonakala ngathi yeza ngayo. Emva koko, kwiintsuku ezimbalwa kamva, amagama athi Cooper, Cooper, Cooper. Ngaba konke oku kunokuthetha ntoni? Andazi! Ndiyageza! HAHA.
Ukuthetha ngengqondo, uLeland Palmer usaphambene. Akenzi okuninzi, uphuma nje ngaphezulu kwenye yeeposta ezifunwayo ze-BOB, kodwa kwimfashini yeklasikhi yaseLeland. Kodwa ukuphuma kwakhe akuyonto xa kuthelekiswa nokukhululeka kukaMadison. Ukunyaniseka, uMadison wayengakhangeli umfanekiso weBOB, uMadison wayebukele uBOB slither ngapha kwegumbi lokuhlala njengento eyoyikisayo. Yenzekile ke leyo. Nangona akucaci nokuba uBOB wayekho ngokwenene okanye wayengekho. Ndingathanda ukubona izinto ezingekhoyo emva kokuba ndithathe # 47 yale YOYIKEKA Ingoma eyenziwe nguJames.
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji_K99Ff5tE]
Ndicinga ukuba ndinokuba nemibuzo.
Ngokoluvo lwakho lweengcali, kutheni ucinga ukuba umboniso ufumene kufanelekile ukuba ubandakanye yonke ingoma yemizuzu emithathu ezaliswe kukukhanya okuninzi okunentsingiselo?
Oh uthetha Wena nje (AKA James 'Song)?
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji_K99Ff5tE&w=560&h=315]
Yintoni engalunganga ngayo? Yinto eqhelekileyo kwaye ayikhumbuli kwaphela loo ndawo inetalente Mnu Ripley apho uMat Damon ecula iValentine yam ethandekayo kuJude Law njengamadoda amabini aqhelekileyo ngokwesini esahlukileyo.
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_A9xX_CVFA&w=420&h=315]
AKUKHO nto ityhafileyo apha, nina bafana. KWIMIBINI nje yee-1950 yokudlala ngaselunxwemeni lwase-Itali, kunika ukujongana okude, okunomphefumlo omnye komnye malunga noKenny G. sax.
Ufihlwe njani u-Audrey kwi-brothel ye iintsuku ezimbini ngaphandle komntu kwi-brothel eqaphela ukuba akangowalapho (kude kube sekupheleni kwesiqendu, oko kukuthi)?
Mfondini, wakhe waya kumzi wamahenyukazi? Hayi? Nam futhi. Andiqinisekanga ukuba sisenazo neebhulorho kwakhona. Zivakala zilungile, njengee-opium dens. Ndicinga ukuba zimnyama, kwaye zithini iimaski nazo zonke, uyifumene yonke Amehlo avalwe kakhulu into eqhubekayo… kubonakala ngathi hee, ukuba uyafuna ukubonakala kwaye ubophe isiqu secherry ngolwimi lwakho, akukho mntu uza kufana NOKUBA NDIBONA APHA UNAMAKHONO ABANTU ABAKHULU, KODWA UKUJONGA ELI QAPHUZO NDIQAPHELE NGAMANYE UKUNGAFANELEKI KWIXESHA LAKHO LOKUQESHWA KWENGQESHO, NGOKUQINISEKILEYO UKUBA UNGUMNTWANA WOMQESHI WAM. NDIYAXOLISA, KODWA AWULONA UMGQESHWA OFANELEKILEYO NGENDAWO YOKUZIPHATHA NGONYAKA! Ndiyathetha yiza. U-Bitch uqhawule isiqu se-cherry ngolwimi lwakhe.
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rFWZCEYxyU&w=420&h=315]
Ngaba uyazi ukuba kuthathe ixesha elingakanani ukufunda ukwenza loo nto? Iinyanga ezine! Iinyanga ezine ezide ndide ndifunde ukuba ubuqhetseba kukuyikhafula ngobuqili ecaleni komlomo wakho ngelixa kungekho mntu ujongayo, yibophe ngeqhina, kwaye uyiphose loo mngxunya ubuyele kumngxunya wakho wephayi.
Phantse wandibhatalela imisebenzi embalwa, nayo.
Ndiza kuphuma ndize ngelungu kwaye nditsho umfokazi ukuba ukhulelise uLucy, kuba kuvela uAndy oyinyumba. Qinisekisa, khanyela, akukho luvo?
Ewe. Unayo. Inqaku elo Cooper alifumana kutata kaBobby? Ngokwenyani ithe izikhova zinencindi yobudoda ka-Argonauts, ekucacayo ukuba, sisalathiso semfazwe yeTrojan kunye ne-ejaculate. ITrojan = uphawu lwekhondom. Ke ngoko: izikhova zingqina ukuba umfokazi ayinguye utata, kuba iintaka zasebusuku eneneni ziziprophylactics zangaphandle ezifihlileyo.
Andikwazi ukubuza ngokwenene ukuba kwenzekani? veki nganye, kodwa ndingathanda ukwazi: Yayiyintoni imvumelwano yababukeli ngokubanzi yokuqala kwexesha lesibini xa yayiqala ukuboniswa?
Umbuzo olungileyo! Esi siqendu eneneni sinezona zilinganiso zisezantsi zobukho obufutshane bomboniso, ukuza kuthi ga ngoku, ukufumana kuphela ababukeli abazizigidi ezili-14.4. (Nangona amanqaku azokuntywila kakhulu, asezantsi kakhulu kwiiveki ezizayo.) Ndicinga ukuba igama elithi Windom Earle linike abantu abaninzi (ichanekile) ukungcangcazela okungalunganga, kwaye bavele bacaca. Kodwa akukho nto malunga nesi siqendu indibetha kakubi kakhulu. Kwaye uDavid Lynch wakhokela isiqendu, yiyo loo nto ufumana izinto ezipholileyo ezinje ngo-um-Emory's weird ice bucket foot fetish job? Kwaye uBob urhubuluza phantsi ngokungathi sisilo? Kwaye, u… ukucula kukaJames?
Kulungile, ndinyamezele, uVinnie. Uneziqendu ezimbalwa kuphela de eli shiti lithathe inyani.
