Eyona buds.
Ah, ukukhanya kwelanga, indlela endikukhumbule ngayo. Molweni nonke. Andikho kwi-tvDownload okwexeshana. Njengoko abanye benu benokukhumbula ngaxesha lithile ndizamile ukuphinda ndiphinde Iincopho zamawele , kodwa kwindawo ethile ejikeleze isiqendu se-11 sesibi, esoyikekayo, akukho xesha limbi kakhulu lesibini ndi… kulungile bendifuna ukuma nje okwexeshana. Kwakuninzi kakhulu. Umntu unokuthi ndiphose isithuthuthu sam somzekeliso kwaye UJames’d ngqo ngaphandle kwedolophu. Kodwa ngoku ndibuyile, kwaye ndinemibuzo ethile.
Okokuqala, Ngubani obhala phantsi kwegama lam ukusukela ngo-Epreli?
Kodwa okwesibini, kwaye okona kubaluleke kakhulu, ndifuna ukwazi ukuba kanjani Iincopho zamawele yaphela. Ukutsiba ngqo ukusuka kwisiqendu 11 ukuya kwisiphelo sexesha lesi-2, ndiza kungena kanye kule nto. Ngaba ndingaphoswa kangakanani ziqendu ezili-11? Ngaphandle koko, ngoku ndiyathanda ukucinga ukuba ndiyinto ye Iincopho zamawele exp– I-WTF DALE IBOB NGOKU OH UTHIXO WAM WONKE UMNTU UNAMABHALA AMABHALA ABAHAMBI ABAMhlophe -Xolo, uxolo. Masiyicothise. Yithathe lula. Izinto sele zijonge phezulu. Nantsi imephu eluncedo.
Masizame ukubamba. U-Windom Earle wasuka ekubeni liqabane le-chess lomgama omde ku-Cooper waya kuloo mfo uya kwiindawo zobuhle zedolophana ukuzonwabisa ( zikhona ) kwaye ubanjiwe uHeather Graham. Kwezinye iindaba, uHeather Graham wayekhona Iincopho zamawele . Oko bendingazi. Kuyakhathaza oko. Olu luhlobo lwezinto ezikwenzayo yiya eVasgas ukuze ube ngumhluli .
Ngeli xesha, uPete uqinisekile ukuba iLog Lady yebe ilori yakhe. Kodwa linda! Yayingenguye uLog Lady. YayinguWindom Earle, utsho uCooper. Wazi njani? Ewe, jonga kwimephu ephezulu phaya. Duh. Zama kwaye uqhubeke, bantu.
Emva kokukhathaza uRonnette Pulowski kwakhona ngeoyile, kwaye mhlawumbi nokubonisa ukuba uKing Arthur wangcwatywa Iincopho zamawele (??), Cooper uxele ukuba iWindom Earle iseGlastonbury Grove ngaphandle ehlathini. Siyabona ukuba uCoop uchanekile, kwaye uWindom noHeather Graham baya apho ngoku: Sinesithembiso kwindibano yehlabathi, utshilo uWindom. Oh Kulungile. Ewe oku kuqala ukuba nengqondo. Into entle endinayo loo mephu.
Ngokwenyani ngokukhawuleza, singena kuNadine, okhangeleka kakuhle.
Ewe, ujongeke kakubi. Iindaba ezimnandi, akasacingi ukuba usesikolweni. Ngaba usomelele kakhulu? Ndiyathanda ukucinga ukuba womelele kakhulu. Nangona engakhange alahle i-Big Ed ngophahla xa efumanisa ukuba iimbaleki zakhe zilahlekile, kodwa andazi ukuba kungenxa yokuba ephulukene namandla akhe amakhulu okanye ngenxa yokuba i-Big Ed imnandi nje.
Ke, uBen Horne ngutata kaDonna? Ngokuqinisekileyo ikhangeleka ngathi, isekwe kwimikhombandlela yomxholo. Kwaye ngemikhombandlela yomxholo, ndiyathetha ukuba uDonna uyangxola UNGUTHATA WAM WOKWENENE ngokuphindaphindiweyo kuDoc Hayward. Ngokunyaniseka, emva kokubhideka-athon ukuba esi siqingatha sokuqala sele sikhona, indawo apho u-Doc Hayward waphosa uBen kwindawo yomlilo yayiyinto yakudala, ethuthuzelayo Iincopho zamawele Ndiyazi kwaye ndiyathanda : Ukuhlala ndikhala njalo ndilila kwaye nam, luhlobo lokungonwabi ngokuhleka kum. 
Njengamaxesha akudala.
Ke, ndiyaqikelela ukuba sitsibe nje ngqo izinto zeGumbi eliBomvu, akunjalo? Okanye i-Black Lodge? Okanye ezona kona zimnyama zam amaphupha amabi, apho kuhlala kuphela iingxilimbela ezibuyela umva kunye nokukhala kukaLaura Palmers? Nantoni na ongathanda ukuyibiza kulungile ngam.
Uyazi kuqala iBlack Lodge eneneni ibonakala ngathi iyindawo entle eneswanky. Akukho kubi ngaphezu kweeklabhu zejazz eNew York. Lo mfo Ngokwenene unelizwi elihle kakhulu. Kulungile kuwe, mfo. Ndingakwenza ngaphandle kwezibane ezidanyazayo, nangona kunjalo. Kwaye ukukhala. Nokukhala. Kwaye konke oko kukhwaza kulungile ungaze ucinge, ungaze ucinge iyothusa le.
Umfana omncinci wokudanisa ubuyile. Uyamkhumbula? Ukuba akukho njalo, nantsi . Ukuhleka kwakhe kwesi siqendu kuya kubaphatha kakubi amaphupha am amabi kwiminyaka ezayo. Kodwa ndikwalolu hlobo lokuyifuna njengeringithoni yam. Ngaba ayilunganga? Ukufuna oko?
LE YIGUMBI LOKULINDA, umfo omncinci uthi kuCooper, engenakuba yinyani kuba ndibona imiba enguziro Ngeveki yaseMelika .
Ah, kwaye nangu uLaura Palmer wokujoyina iqela. Ufile, uLaura Palmer. Yiya ekhaya, uLaura Palmer. Ndiza kukubona kwiminyaka engama-25, uthi ku-Coop, kwaye OH UTHIXO WAM WAYENGAYENZI UKUBHALA. Ngaba oku kucwangcisiwe? Ngaba oku kwakusoloko kucwangcisiwe?
Abanye abahlobo abaninzi bayavela. Kukho oko mfo omdala ukusuka eMantla amakhulu. Ikofu, ikofu, ikofu yena drones kuyo, ongeze okuninzi kwingxoxo. Nantsi ke isigebenga! Wayemkhulu. Inye ngokufanayo, isigebenga sithi ku Cooper. Lol wtf uthetha ngawe ziinyawo ezisibhozo ubude weirdo.
Ngaba ikhona into yokongeza kuko konke oku, mfo omncinci wokudanisa?
Hayi, kulungile ke.
Kufanelekile ukuba uqaphele ukuba wonke umntu okweli nqanaba ulungile ekhwaza , ngokuvakalayo, kwaye unamehlo aluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka, eyenza le yeyona nto yoyikekayo kwi-Hardhome endakha ndayibona. 
Ngokunyaniseka, andazi ukuba yintoni le ikuku.
U-Windom Earle ubonakalisa kwiGumbi eliBomvu kwaye uyafana, malunga nokutya umphefumlo kaHeather Graham. UCooper uxelela uWindom ukuba atye umphefumlo WAKHE ngokutshintshiselana nomphefumlo kaHeather Graham, kwaye wonke umntu unamehlo aluhlaza okwangoku, kubandakanya no-Cooper. UFucking BOB uyabonakala, oh hey BOB, ngekhe uthi bendikukhumbula, kwaye uBOB ucaphukisiwe kuba kuphela yena utya imiphefumlo. Omnye umlilo uphuma entlokweni kaWindom Earle kwaye yiyo yonke into ayibhalele uWindom Earle. U-Cooper uxoshe i-doppelganger yakhe ohhhhhhh ) ejikeleze iGumbi eliBomvu, okanye mhlawumbi yiDoppelganger emleqayo, baqubisana noLeland onamehlo aluhlaza, ongumlinganiswa ofileyo ngokuqinisekileyo, ngaphambi kokuba uCooper ekugqibeleni aphume eBlack Lodge. I-Doppelgangers uLeland kunye no-Cooper babelana ngokuhleka ngentliziyo yonke le nto.
Ndiyakholelwa ngokuqinisekileyo ukuba bendinokubethwa yibhodi phezu kwebhodibhodi yam kwaye ndivelise loo mhlathi wokugqibela, isenzo.
Ukuvala ngaphandle Iincopho zamawele ngokulungileyo, u-Cooper uvuka ebhedini ngelixa ejongwa nguHarry noDoc Hayward. Konke kubonakala kulungile kunye nehlabathi, de kube Cooper ahambe ayokuxubha kunye UKUMANYANISWA KONKE KWEZINYO . Oo, naye unabo BOB ngoku.
Ndiyabona ngokunyanisekileyo ukuba kutheni abanye abantu bebephambene, okanye bedanile yile cliffhanger ingaphendulwanga iminyaka. Kodwa umntu ugoba intloko yakhe eludongeni, ngelixa uBOB ehleka kwaye ehleka ngasemva? Kuvakala ngathi sisikweko esihle sokubukela Iincopho zamawele kum.
Ndicinga ukuba ndinokuba nemibuzo.
OKUBALULEKILEYO: Uphi uJames? Ngaba uyaphila uJames? Ngaba kufanelekile ukuba ndiqhubeke ndithathe uJames ekhwele isithuthuthu sakhe eludongeni? Ubuncinci emva koko wasweleka esenza into ayithandayo, ekhwele izithuthuthu ezindongeni.
Yeka ukubuza imibuzo engeyiyo, Vinnie. Akunjalo Uphi uYakobi? NGUXESHA uJames waba ngumntu okhangeleka ngokungathi wayeza kukhwela isithuthuthu se-badass? 
Isuphu, bhuti?IABC
Umbuzo othembekileyo apha, Drew… Kutheni Iincopho zamawele udume kangaka? Kutheni le nto abantu besathetha ngayo, ngokungathi kufanelekile ukubuya ngesizathu esithile? Ngaba kungenxa nje yokuba ngubani uDavid Lynch? Ngokunyaniseka, iziqendu zokuqala eziyi-8 ecaleni, akukho sizathu sonyaka we-2. Ukuthintela iziqendu ezibini, iSizini 2 yayingumboniso ombi kakhulu onamanqanaba amabi kakhulu awayefanele ukurhoxiswa. Kwaye oko akunakuphikiswa! Yintoni na umntu kunokwenzeka ufuna ukuphuma kulo mboniso emva kokuba sifunde ukuba ngubani obulale uLaura Palmer?
Kulungile masisebenze sibuyele umva apha: inyani kukuba, akukho mntu wayefuna lo mboniso emva kokuba etyhile umbulali kaLaura Palmer. Yinyani leyo, kwaye uDavid Lynch wayemile ngokungakwenzi, kodwa u-ABC wasinyanzela isandla sakhe. Oko babecinga – abantu babedliswa kukuxhonywa, amanqaku ayesele ediphu kwaye oku kungayinyusa- kungqineke kungachanekanga kwaphela, kwaye umboniso awuzange ube nandawo emva koko.
Ngokunyaniseka, xa ndijonga emva kwalo mboniso ngamehlo akho, andiqinisekanga ukuba kutheni Mna ndandithanda kakhulu Iincopho zamawele. Ngokuqinisekileyo kuyothusa kwaye kuyikhooky kwaye ngamanye amaxesha kuyothusa, kodwa ngeli xesha, ndikhe ndabona ukuba yayinzima kangakanani. Yayiluhlobo lwe-spoof yokuqala kwiisepha, kodwa enyanisweni yayiyiyure yesepha opera. Wonke umlinganiswa kufuneka abe nomgca weqhinga kwisiqendu ngasinye, esibonakala singafunekiyo kwaye sinyanzelwe. Akukho namnye owakha wasweleka ngokwenene (ngaphandle kwe-2 / 3rds yosapho lakwaPalmer), ngoko ke yayingenazo ezona zibonda ziphezulu ehlabathini.
Ndicinga ukuba impendulo yeyokuba nangona ibonakala ngathi ayonwabanga kwaye indala ngoku, into ekufuneka uyiqonde kukuba kwi-90s kwakungekho kuDada kwabantu abadala okwangoku. Kwakungekho UTim noEric , hayi Iifayile ezingabonakaliyo zeBhere … Isihogo, kwakungekho Iipayini eziphambukayo , nkqu! Kwakukho i-MTV, kodwa yayithengiswa kubaphulaphuli abakwishumi elivisayo, kwaye yayininzi malunga ne-punk kunye nokuchasana nokusekwa kunye neevidiyo zomculo (i-LOL) kunokuba yayikukutyhala imida yomabonakude oqhelekileyo.
Iincopho zamawele le yayiyinto entsha ngokupheleleyo, kwaye ikwi-off-ness iphefumlele intshukumo ye-anti-comedy njengoko u-Andy Kaufman wayekhe wenza. (Qaphela: Ndiphantse ndabhala uCharlie Kaufman, kodwa ke ndaqonda ukuba ngomnye umntu lowo uphakamisa omnye umbuzo oqinisekileyo: Uphi uFUCK apho uCharlie Kaufman ebesandula khona? Ngaba ulahlekile kwiseti ye I-Synecdoche , okanye ingqondo kaJohn Malkovich? Nceda ubuye, uCharlie Kaufman.)
Enye into malunga Iincopho zamawele yayikukuba yayingu-MAINSTREAM SHOW. Ngaba unokucinga ukuba umboniso onje uku-ABC namhlanje? Ewe unakho, kuba ukusukela ngoko, intambo esisiseko ikwazile ukuvelisa amandla angaphezu kwendalo / imfihlakalo Ezilahlekileyo, iiFayile ze-X, iHannibal, iBali laseMelika laseHorror, uBuffy naba sele bekhankanyiwe Iipayini eziphambukayo . Iincopho zamawele yavula indlela yeTV engathandekiyo ngendlela emnandi UApple Newton ivule indlela ye-iPad. Hayi, yayingalunganga, kodwa ngelo xesha yayikukucinga nje okungafaniyo nenye into eyayibonwa ngabantu kumabonwakude. Into ebangele nje ukuba ukuphoxeka kwexesha lesibini kube kubi ngakumbi: apha besikhona, sicinga ukuba sibukele into eyintsusa, kuphela emva kokuba siyibuyisile kwakhona kwiitrack ezihlaselweyo nezingaqhelekanga ebezihlekisa ngazo ekuqaleni.
Kude kube lelo xesha lokugqibela.
Andizukuthetha ukuba uDavid Lynch ubuyela kwisiqendu sokugqibela uhlangule iTwin Peaks. Kodwa xa ucinga ngomboniso, awukhumbuli iinxalenye ezimdaka. Awukhumbuli uWindom Earle okanye uBilly Zane okanye nexesha uBen Horne azame ukudlwengula umntwana wakhe ngengozi kwaye AKUKHO KUXOXWAYO, NGAPHANDLE. Yonke into ayikhumbulayo malunga neTwin Peaks yenzeka kuloo Black Lodge / Igumbi eliBomvu, ngaphandle kokuba mhlawumbi uDale Cooper nje ngokuba ngumdlalo webhola kwaye ecela ikofu kakhulu kumqhubi wenqwelomoya, kunye no-Audrey ebopha isiqu secherry ngolwimi. Akukho mntu ucinga ngoJosie okanye uBobby okanye uPete. (Ewe, mhlawumbi iintlanzi kwi-percolator.) Eyona nto intle Iincopho zamawele wasinika, ekugqibeleni, yayiyimvume yokugqitha kubuninzi bayo kwaye sikhona kule mizuzu imbalwa yoyikiso olusulungekileyo.
Njengaleyo kaDavid Foster Wallace isicatshulwa endikhe ndasisebenzisa ngaphambili : (I-Lynchian) ibhekisa kuhlobo oluthile lwesigqebelo apho eyona macabre kunye nesiqhelo zidibanisa ngendlela yokuveza eyokuqala into engapheliyo ngaphakathi kwale yokugqibela.
Ngoku: ngubani olungele ezinye Ukuhamba ngomlilo kunye nam ?!
