amanzi kwiglasi yakhe, engasoze ihlekise.
Kwintsimi ephambeneyo, uHeather nomyeni wakhe batyelela ugqirha ukuze bahlole ukuva konyana wabo, obe usiba mandundu. Zimnandi kakhulu kwaye zinenkxalabo kwaye umntwana wazo uyathandeka, kwaye ukuba nale nto yenye yezona njongo ziphambili zeveki kunokuba neziphumo ezingathandekiyo zokwenza amanye ama-shenanigans amanenekazi abonakale ehlekisa nangakumbi xa kuthelekiswa.
Ukuzekelisa lo mgaqo, u-Aviva noKristen bathatha abantwana babo bayokwenza ivenkile yokwenza isepha (???) ukuxhoma ngelixa oomama babo behlebelana. Ngokukhawuleza u-Aviva utsibela uKristen emva kokuba ecebise ukuba u-Aviva angabikho kwicala lobulungisa #BOOKGATE, emxelela ukuba akufuneki athethe ngayo ukuba unyanisekile kwiminqweno yakhe yokungazibandakanyi kwaye ngaphandle koko, akufuneki baphakamise amazwi abo kufutshane nabantwana. Xa uKristen ecinezela kwaye u-Aviva emnqamla ngokuvala i-fuck up, ngokuqinisekileyo eyona mfazwe inkulu eyakha yabakho kwindawo yokwenza isepha, unokubona amehlo kaKristen evuleka ngolwazi lokuba ujongene nomntu ongenangqondo .
Nditsho ne-crazier, u-Aviva ubuyela umva kwangoko, ecela uxolo ngolwimi lwakhe kwaye efuna ukwenza, kwaye ndiqala ukuzibuza ngokungakhathali ukuba le venkile yokwenza isepha, ngolunye uhlobo Iklabhu yokulwa imbeko, ithengisa isepha eyenziwe ngemizimba yamaxhoba ka-Aviva, kuba lo mfazi ibhanana.
Ngapha koko, yiveki yesine kaJulayi, ke sisiya eHamptons, simisa kuqala ukujonga kuHeather, ogcwalisa uCarole kwimicimbi yezempilo yonyana wakhe. Banomzuzu omnandi, oxhasayo wobuhlobo bokwenyani kwaye kamva uHeather uva kugqirha wonyana wakhe, okholelwa ukuba iingxaki zokuva konyana wakhe zinokulungiswa ngoqhaqho.
I-Aaaand yile yexesha elihle kwiiHamptons! Kwindlu kaRamona uKristen noJosh beza kudlala intenetya, kodwa uKristen unxibe izihlangu ezingalunganga kwaye uthintelwe ngokukodwa enkundleni. Wenza impazamo yesibini yokubulala xa ebuza uRamona ukuba kutheni wayengekho kumsitho wesikhumbuzo sikaHeather. URamona uhlekisa kwaye eqhankqalaza kwaye abethe izandla aze uKristen oyike ngokuthe cwaka, kodwa xa uHeather ngokwakhe ebonakala kwaye efuna ukwazi ukuba kutheni engakhange eze ngeyona nto ingcono uRamona angamxelela ukuba ebeneengxaki zomnxeba apho Iicatshulwa azidlulisi, kwaye akazange afune ukubeka emngciphekweni oko kwenzeka ngokuthumela ukuzisola kukaHeather.
… Kutheni ke ungezi? UHeather uyabuza, engacebiswanga. URamona uyaphambuka kude kungabikho mfuneko yokuphendula umbuzo. Ngelishwa, akakwazi ukufumana ikhefu kuba uSonja, enxibe isuti yokuhlamba phantsi kwengubo ebhedini (yonke inkangeleko iphulwe ngumkhombe uBarbra Streisand unika ikonsathi), uxelela uRamona ukuba kukho umntu omxeleleyo ukuba uthatha isenzo sakhe se-caburlesque indlela eya eMykonos, abantu abangama-10,000 baya kulinda apho ukuze bayibone.
Awuyonkwenkwezi ebanzi! URamona uyadanduluka, akakwazi ukuzinceda. Ndingaba ukuba ndiyafuna! USonja uyabuya, ecaphuka kangangokuba esongela ngokushiya ahambe aye kwamanye amatheko amane okanye amahlanu amnandi amenyelwe kuwo. Ngexesha elithile kule ncoko u-Aviva usondela kwisakhelo njenge-fuchsia-clad ghoul, efuna ukuba uRamona axolise kuSonja kwaye ayalele uSonja ukuba amkele uxolo. Benza phantse kwangoko kwaye… baphantse bawanga? Ngumzuzu ongaqhelekanga.
U-Aviva mhlawumbi ukhululekile ukuba angabi sembindini womnye umlo, kodwa awuhlali ixesha elide. U-Kristen ucele ukuba wonke umntu athathe inxaxheba kwi-clambake elunxwemeni kuba ligama le-Elvis bhanyabhanya, nanjengoko wonke umntu eqokelela entlabathini uHeather ethatha isigqibo sokuba eli lixesha lika-Aviva noCarole bokwenza inyama yenkomo. Kubonakala ngathi yeyona nto incinci kakhulu kuye, njengoko egula kukuva malunga # INCWADI YOKUFUNDA evela kuCarole, kwaye mhlawumbi naïve, njengoko ekwazile ukuza kwidente kunye noAviva ngokwakhe kwiveki ephelileyo kwaye mhlawumbi ucinga ukuba kuya kuba njalo nakuCarole .
U-Aviva uya kuCarole, oxhonywe noMario abona bantu bakhohlisayo zezona zibalekayo (ewe, watsho ngokuvakalayo ngelixa iikhamera ziqengqeleka) Umculi, kwaye ucela ukuthetha naye. UCarole ubambelela kwisandla sikaMario de uAviva kufuneka amrhuqe ngokoqobo, engeyiyo imbonakalo entle kumfazi omdala. Bahlala esantini iindlela ezikude neqela elikhulu, abalanda ukuhlangana kwabo njengabadlali bezemidlalo.
Ngokusisiseko, kuye kwafika oku: U-Aviva ufumanisile ukuba # INCWADI YOKUFUNDA uyayenza into ayithandayo ngeyona nto iphambili kubalingisi kwaye ufuna ukuyishiya. UCarole usazonwabisa ngokuba liqela eloniweyo kwaye ufuna ukuligaya ixesha elide. Kwakhona, u-Aviva mhlawumbi uyi-psychopath owenza isepha kumanqatha eentshaba zakhe. Ngeli xesha bebephikisana ixesha elide kangangokuba ilanga liye latshona, kwaye uLuann ubona kufanelekile ukuba angenelele. Ugoba ngaphezulu konyawo lukaCarole, emenza ukuba akhwaze ziintlungu.
Kwimpikiswano yakhe yokuvala, u-Aviva ukhupha ikopi egwedlwayo yencwadi kaCarole, evakalisa ukuba uyayifunda kwaye ucinga ukuba ibingummangaliso. UCarole ukufumanisa oku kuyothusa. U-Aviva uyaqhubeka nokumhlasela ngokumncoma ade abaleke ngeenyawo zakhe ezonzakeleyo. Iziqhushumbisi ziyacima. Wonke umntu wenza izifungo zokungaze abuyele kwiiHamptons.
