Owu thixo othandekayo ngaba amantombazana amabini ancamisayo? (MTV) (Bonakalisa izinto ezonakalisa iMTV's Khwaza . Kwaye ndiyaqikelela ukuba umboniso bhanyabhanya ka-1996 kodwa yiza ungabi nguloo mntu)
IiMTV Khwaza , Eyenza amatyeli akhe okuqala ngokuhlwanje ngentsimbi ye-10, uziva ngathi Ibali laseMelika laseMelika , ukuba ifakwe kwi Glee ' iseti. Sukuyenza impazamo, Khwaza Iinjongo zokuba zixabise zombini ngegama layo kunye nokungena okutsha kweenkqubo ezoyikisayo zikamabonwakude- ngumdlalo weqonga wolutsha olunee-soapy ze-MTV ezifihliweyo (i-pun eyenzelweyo) njengembeko koloyikekayo olwalungaphambi kwakhe.
Khwaza Ithengiswa kubaphulaphuli abazalwe ngonyaka bhanyabhanya owakhutshwa ngo-1996, hayi abalandeli bokuqala befilimu. Ngethamsanqa, aba bantwana bakhule benxibe Khwaza iimaski yonke iHalloween, ke zombini umfanekiso kunye negama ziqhelekile. Nangona kunjalo, umboniso bhanyabhanya uqobo uziva ukude kwaye ungomhla, into ababhali ababonakala ngathi bayayazi kabuhlungu. Kwilinge lokuzama ukwenza umboniso ubhenele kwisihlwele seminyaka eliwaka esikhohlisayo, umqhubi wenqwelomoya-uzele zizixhobo zala maxesha kunye nemibono (iividiyo zeVidiyo zeYouTube! Ukuthumela imiyalezo!), Zonke ezo zihamba umboniso bhanyabhanya, ukuya kwimiboniso ukwenzakalisa.
Umqhubi wenqwelomoya ukhaba ngokubulala uNina (Bella Thorne). Isenokuba yeyona ndawo yoyikekayo, kunye neyona ihlekisayo-uNina akakwazi kuhamba nge-iPhone yakhe ngeminwe evuza ijacuzzi, kwaye uSiri akakwazi ukufumana isicelo sakhe se-911 ngokuchanekileyo. 
#tech (Ifoto: MTV)
Ngaphambi kokusweleka kwakhe, uNina wathumela ividiyo ka-Audrey (Bex Taylor-Klaus) esenza intombazana emotweni. Ividiyo ikhawuleza ibethe amakhulu eembono kwiYouTube.
Emva kokuba uNina eswelekile kwaye ividiyo ihamba yintsholongwane, kuyacaca ukuba bonke abanye abadlali badinga uncedo olunzulu. Abantwana kwisikolo esiphakamileyo sikaNina mhlawumbi babhalwe kakubi kakhulu, okanye zii-sociopaths. Abahlobo bakaNina abasondeleyo (ababekhona ngethuba lokufota i-Audrey's make out session) ngenene nangenyaniso abakhathali ukuba ufile. U-Brooke (uCarlson Young), u-Will (uConnor Weil), nkqu nentombi ka-Will engapheliyo kunye nesithukuthezi uEmma (Willa Fitzgerlad) ubonakala engakhathali ngokusweleka kukaNina.
Ngapha koko, amantombazana anxibe ijezi ezipinki anxiba u-Audrey njengoko ehamba (siyazi ukuba u-Audrey wahlukile kuba iinwele zakhe zimfutshane kwaye ibhatyi yakhe isikhumba kwaye ngamanye amaxesha uyamanga amantombazana). I-Millennials, ubukhulu becala, ayisaphazanyiswa ngabantu abathandana nabantu besini esinye. Ubuncinci, ayizizo iwaka leminyaka nabo bajonge i-slasher porn kwi-MTV. Ke kutheni uchithe phantse isiqingatha se-gay yesilingo kwaye I-slut ihlazisa u-Audrey ohluphekileyo?
Abafundi abaphezulu kumdlalo balungile, bonke baziva njengezithunzi zabantu. Xa u-Audrey engena kwiqela lika-Brooke (ekufanele ukuba livuse u-Nina, kodwa eneneni kukuvuthelwa nje kukunxila-ndiyakuxelela, aba bantwana bayoyikeka), igumbi liyathula. Ngokwenyani, eyona nkxalabo anokuthi ayifumane u-Audrey lelinye iqela le-alcohol-elihamba naye lisiza kuye, limbethe emqolo, limtyibilike, #Lovewins ndoda, emva koko limke.
Ndikwanethambo elikhawulezayo lokukhetha ngokukhupha aba bafundi baphezulu. Ndithweswe isidanga kwisikolo esimalunga nonyaka odlulileyo, kwaye ndonwabe kakhulu xa ndigqitha kuyo nantoni na evuthiweyo kuneminyaka eyi-15. Abantwana ababefunda kwisikolo sam samabanga aphakamileyo babengenamagxa abanzi okanye bachebe kakuhle iinwele zobuso okanye iinyawo ezixakekileyo. Babenamahlombe aqhekekileyo kunye nentshebe enye kunye nolusu lubomvu kwaye lucaphukile njengobuso bam emva kokubukela lo mboniso. Ghostface, ndinawe. Wonke umntu kule dolophu ubonakala emhle kakhulu, kwaye umntu kufuneka enze okuthile ngayo. Anditsho ukuba ukubulala yayikuphela kwendlela emayithathwe, kodwa ngokuqinisekileyo yayilukhetho olunokwenzeka. 
Masikhe senze phambi kweAlgebra Class kwisikolo sethu samabanga aphakamileyo- oneminyaka engama-27 ubudala. (MTV)
Wonke umntu akanakunyamezeleka, ngaphandle kukaNowa (John Karna), i-cinema nerd ekhawulezayo ethetha nge-penchant ye-theasher theory. UNowa uyathandeka; Umnumzana Karna uhambisa imeko yesiqhelo yokuziphendulela Khwaza iimonologues ezinomtsalane ohlekisayo. Ukuluhlu olufutshane ukuya ku-Elon Musk. Yayingeyiyo into echazayo, kwaye andizange ndibethwe nje yikhibhodi yam. Lo mfundi uphakamileyo ukuluhlu olufutshane ukufundela u-Elon Musk . I-MTV, ndiyazi ukuba wenza le nto ucinga ukuba ngumboniso kamabonwakude okrelekrele, kodwa ababukeli bakho abazi ukuba ngubani uElon Musk. Kwakhona, uNowa ungenile isikolo esiphakamileyo. Ukuba konke okufuneka ukwenze ukufumana i-internship ka-Elon Musk kuhlalutya iithiyori ezothusayo, ke mna nabo bonke abantu abakwi-tvDownload- kwaye ngokusisiseko wonke umntu kwi-intanethi- uya kulinda ngomonde kwimisebenzi yethu.
Uyazi yintoni, ndiza kuyivuma. Ndandisoyika xa ndibukele oku. Ndiza kuvuma nokuba bendiphupha kakubi iiveki ezimbini emva kokufunda Babadook Inkcazo yeWikipedia. Ukungayiboni imovie. Ukufunda nje isishwankathelo sebali.
Kodwa lo mboniso wenza into eyilelwe ukuyenza. Ikunika ukonwaba ngexabiso eliphantsi, yazisa abalinganiswa abanomdla kakhulu, kwaye ikwenze uzibuze ukuba ngubani kanye kanye lo ubulala zonke ezi zinto zintle (funda: ngokwenene, iyinyani) ulutsha. Ngaba nguNowa? Mhlawumbi ngu-Audrey. Okanye mhlawumbi yi-Kieran (Amadeus Serafini), umntwana omtsha oneenwele zobuso obungenakuchukunyiswa kunye nexesha elidlulileyo elinengxaki. Emva kokuba uEmma efumanise ukuthanda kuka-Will kunye no-Nina (usebenzisa isizathu sokuba siphumle! Abahlobo Isiqendu siphile kuba eneneni uneminyaka engama-34), akazikhathaleli zombini iinwele zobuso zikaKieran kunye nexesha elidlulileyo elinengxaki yokuzibandakanya kwisinyanzelo seMTV ukwenza iseshoni kwigreenhouse. (Kufana nokuzama ukubulawa, oku kuvakala ngathi yinto ephuma kumdlalo webhodi Umkhondo: U-Kieran uhlaba uEmma afe kunye neentshebe zakhe ezilungiswe ngokugqibeleleyo kwigreenhouse!)
Kwaye, ukunyaniseka, kukho iiseli zethemba kumqhubi wenqwelomoya. Ayidinisi, kwaye ababhali benza iinzame zokwenyani zokuhlala beyinyani Khwaza Ukuzonwabisa okuhlazisayo. Kwaye ngokwembono yamalungiselelo, umboniso kamabonwakude yindawo efanelekileyo. Siyazibuza ukuba ngubani umbulali wexesha elithile, mhlawumbi nokuba zimbini. Ukuba uyambamba, akukho ngxaki! Abantu baqinisekisile ukuba abayonto ukuba abakulungelanga ukunyathela izihlangu zeGhostface.
Ke thabatha, jonga umqhubi wenqwelomoya, kwaye uthandaze kunye nam ukuba uElon Musk enze i-cameo.
