I-Pied Piper izisa kwi-TechCrunch eyintsomi. (Iscreengrab nge-HBO) Kwisiqendu sokugqibela phezolo seSilicon Valley, umzuzu wenyaniso ekugqibeleni waba phezu kwethu. Iqela lePied Piper lifumene ithuba lesibini lokuveza kwiTechCrunch Disrupt, emva Ithuba labo lokuqala lonakaliswa lintshontsho elinempindezelo ojongane no-Erlich onstage. Oko kuyenza ukuba ibe sisiqendu sesibini ngokulandelelana esasetwe ngokupheleleyo kwi-TechCrunch Disrupt, ecela umbuzo- ingaba indawo yokuqala yedabi yokuQala ilwa njani nento yokwenyani?
Ukuze uthelekise ezi zimbini, uBetabeat wathetha noSam O'Keefe, iTechCrunch's Startup Battlefield Editor. UNks O'Keefe Uncede ukubeka ndawonye iBala leMfazwe . Sambuza ukuba iphi i-HBO kwaye babedlala phi izinto ngenxa yedrama.
Enjalo. Ngqo. Ukuphakama: Ayichanekanga
Umzi mveliso we-teknoloji ugcwele ngeziqalo ngubani oleqa iindlela ezishushu , Sebenzisa ii-buzzwords kwaye wenze ii-clones zezinye iinkonzo ukuze ufumane imali elungileyo ye-VC.
Kumbono we-HBO, nganye yeziqalo ibeka ngokwazo indibaniselwano yeNtlalontle, yeNgingqi kunye neSelfowuni- iSoLoMo, iLoMoSo, iSoMoLo, njlnjl.
Ngamaqela onke, sijonge ukufikelela kumacandelo ambalwa asisiseko, U-Ms O'Keefe uthe. Yeyiphi ingxaki abasombulula, sisisombululo sabo, ngubani oza kuyisebenzisa. Kodwa amaqela ngokwawo ajolise kwiingxaki ezahlukeneyo, ke sizama ukungavakali onke amaqela ngokufanayo. SiyiLoMoSo, bhuti! Inkqubo ye-. (Iscreengrab nge-HBO)
Iinkcukacha ezincinci: Ichanekile
Kuye nakubani na ongaphandle kwe-tech world, iinkcukacha ezincinci zeTechCrunch Disrupt zisenokungabhaliswa njengelungileyo okanye engalunganga nangayiphi na indlela. Kodwa u-Mme O'Keefe usebenze kunye neqela lemveliso ye-HBO ukufumana yonke into yokugqibela yokuhombisa, ukuya kuthi ga ngoku-odola iibheji zomnyhadala kumvelisi ofanayo neTechCrunch Disrupt.
Ukuhamba kwiseti kuyinto engaphaya, kuvakala ngathi kukungena kwinkomfa, utshilo uNkosazana O'Keefe. Nabani na ekuhlaleni kwezobuchwephesha, kufana nokuthi, 'Ngaba bakwenzile oko kwinkomfa?'
I-HBO izikhonkwane kwisithuba, eqongeni, iilogo, iikholamu ezingezizo- yonke into ukuya kumbala weempahla zetafile.
Ukuzingela uYobhi: Ichanekile
Xa konke kubonakala kulahlekile kwiPied Piper, uDinesh kunye noGilfoyle bazama ukutsiba inqanawa, ngesiphumo esibuhlungu.
Leyo yeyona nto ixabisekileyo kumaqela esigaba sokuqala-ithuba lokudibana namawaka ambalwa anokubakho abasebenzi, abathengi kunye nabatyali mali, utshilo uNkosazana O'Keefe. Esinye sezibonelelo eziphambili zokuya, ngokuqinisekileyo.
WesiFudumezi soLuntu: Ngokuchanekileyo ngokuchanekileyo
Vula Intlambo yeSilicon , UPied Piper walandela ukuqalisa mhlawumbi okuyingozi ngakumbi kunye nokungaqondakaliyo kunayo nantoni na esakhe sayibona kwihlabathi lobuchwephesha ngaphambili - kwaye simiselwe iziqalo ezininzi ezimbi.
Kodwa ngokuhlekisayo njengoko kunjalo, Isifudumezi soLuntu, isixhobo esiliqili esikunceda ukuba uhlale ushushu ngokwenza i-microwave isikhumba sakho, eneneni zizinto ezimbalwa ezikhutshiweyo ezivela kwisiqalo sokwenyani esasixelelwe ngaso nguMike Jaji ngelixa wayephanda ngeTechCrunch Disrupt.
Sasinenkampani eyayisungule ukutshaja ngaphandle kwamacingo, eyayiza kuhlawulisa ngamaza ohlobo lukanomathotholo, utshilo uNkosazana O'Keefe. Ngoku, ukutshaja ngaphandle kwamacingo kubonwa kukhuselekile, kodwa thatha amanyathelo amathathu nangaphezulu…
Kwaye voila! Ufumana isiFudumezi soLuntu, inye into ebesinethemba lokuba isekwe kubuxoki. Umqobo we-orgasm ngumsebenzi we-lambda sub-i… (Screengrab nge-HBO)
Abagwebi: Ayichanekanga
Ukuthetha ngesifudumezi soLuntu, iijaji kumdlalo-kulungile, bebengaziva kakuhle, benika ukuqala ngokukhawuleza kokunxiba.
Akukho mntu uza kuthenga enye yezi, itsho ijaji eyintsomi. Ngonaphakade.
Umbonisi uphonsa ngokupheleleyo iluphu, ekulindelwe ukuba kuthathelwe ingqalelo, enyanisweni, UNks O'Keefe uthe impendulo yejaji ayinakuba mbi kangako.
Sikhuthaza iijaji ukuba zibhale kancinci kwaye zibuze imibuzo emininzi, utshilo.
Kubi kakhulu, kuba singacinga ngeziqalo ezimbalwa ngubani onokusebenzisa olo hlobo lokunyaniseka .
Isiseko seFap Sesh: Ichane ngokuchanekileyo
Ukufumanisa ukuba mangaphi amadoda u-Erlich anokukwazi ukwenza i-wank ngaxeshanye ngexesha lokuboniswa kwakhe kwemizuzu elishumi, bakhupha iibhodi ezimhlophe kunye nabamakishi kwaye bazobe imizobo. Oku kunceda uRichard afike kwisigqibo esitsha esipheleleyo malunga nePied Piper egcina inkampani.
Ngosuku olulandelayo, ngexesha lokunikezelwa, uyeka phezuluuuust mfutshane ukubonisa indlela yokuhlikihla umntu ngaphandle. Nokuba ebekwenzile, ngelishwa ngekhe ibelixesha lokuqala:
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Ngalo lonke ixesha lonyaka, uluntu lokufaka iikhowudi lufumene unyango olufunyenwe ngoo-cops, oogqirha, amagqwetha, iintatheli kunye nee-CSI ezivela kubabhali be-TV iminyaka-iziseko zihleli, kwaye ezinye iimeko ziyaxhatshazwa ngaphandle kokuqwalaselwa ngenxa yento ehlekisayo. Kodwa ukuba oko kuthetha ukubukela iDinesh ishushu kwenye iJavascript yenye indoda, siyaphila ngaloo nto.
