Tshisa igqwirha.
Phezolo, ezona zihloko zibini zihamba phambili kwi-Twitter yayizi #BieberRoast kunye #TrevorNoah. I-Bieber Roast, ewe, ibhekisa kwiComedy Central Roast kaJustin Bieber, apho abahlekisi kunye nolunye uhlobo lwabantu abadumileyo bathetha izinto ezithandwayo kumdlali weqonga uJustin Bieber ngaphezulu kweeyure ezimbini. Umntu unokucinga ngokulula ukuba uTrevor uNowa wayehamba kuba wabhengezwa njengongena endaweni kaJon Stewart kwiDaily Show, kodwa enye iya kuphosisa. UTrevor Noah wayehamba kuba le yi-2015, kwaye xa umntu enyukela ekuqaqambeni koluntu luxanduva lwethu olufungelweyo ukuthatha ixesha kwiintsuku zethu ukubuyela ngaphezulu kweminyaka emithandathu ngaphezulu kwe-8,000 Tweets ukufumana ezona zikhubekisayo.
E-Thailand ii-hookers zitshiphu, kwaye zitshiphu kunokutya. Ukhetho olunzima phakathi kweBig Mac okanye iKota yePoundher Deluxe.
-Trevor uNowa (@Trevornoah) Ngomhla kaJanuwari 5, 2011
Ke ngoku xa uAdele ecula, ngaba oko kuthetha ukuba kuphelile?
-Trevor uNowa (@Trevornoah) NgoJanuwari 13, 2012
Umfazi oshushu omhlophe nge-esile ufana nenyathi. Nokuba ubona enye, ngekhe ukhwele kuyo.
-Trevor uNowa (@Trevornoah) NgoNovemba 28, 2011
Ndibukele iHockey yabasetyhini yeOlimpiki. Kufana ne-lesbian porn. Ngaphandle koononophala. #Ndisemathandweni
-Trevor uNowa (@Trevornoah) NgoJulayi 31, 2012
Njalo njalo njalo. Abantu, ikakhulu umhleli weBuzzfeed Business UTom gara Wakhomba umnwe kuMnumzana uNowa ngezinto ezisusela kwi-misogyny ukuya kwi-fat-shading, ukusuka kwi-stereotyping to antisemitism. Kwaye ungandivi kakubi, njenge-99% yeeTweets eziqaqanjisiweyo zazizizimumu. Ke sisidenge. Ewe ngandlela thile, Ukhubekisa esisimumu. Kodwa ulwaphulo mthetho abantu abaluthathayo endilufumanisa lunomdla kakhulu, kuba bebebambe iiperile zabo kwaye belola iifolokhwe zabo, ngalo lonke elixesha bahlala bejonge phezulu kwaye behleka i-Bieber roast. I-Bieber roast, kufuneka ndongeze, ndibandakanye izihloko ezinje nge: 9/11, ISIS, Holocaust, uBill Cosby otyholwa ngokudlwengulwa ngabafazi abangama-38, nokuba uNatasha Leggero uye wamunca incanca yomntu omnyama ngaphambili, njl njl.
Ngelinye ixesha, uSnoop Dogg wathetha nje ngokuphindaphindiweyo igama elingu-N, yayiyintlekisa leyo. Ngokusisiseko wonke umntu I-roaster kwi-dais ekuthiwa nguMnu. Bieber ungungqingili, kuba wonke umntu uyazi ukuba unwele oluthile olwenza ukuba ube li-lesbian kwasekuqaleni. Oku kwakuyikrelekrele, ubulumko, ubuqili oko kubonakala ukuba bekulahlekile kwiiTweets zikaMnu. Kwaye yayikukugcotshwa konke oku, ngeeyure ezimbini, i-100% yexesha. Iakhawunti kaMnu uNowa yeTwitter, njenge iWashington Post wabonisa, wachithwa ukuze kufunyanwe ukuba kube malunga ne-.067% ekhubekisayo.
Jonga, andizelanga apha ukukuxelela ukuba ucatshukiswe yintoni. Ndingathanda ukwazi ukuba yintoni umahluko, phakathi kwezi ziganeko zibini ziphethe iintloko ngorhatya. Ngaba kungenxa yendawo egcadiweyo, apho nantoni na iya khona? Kuya kufuneka, akunjalo? Ngenxa yokuba wonke umntu uyazi i-Twitter yahlukile. I-Twitter yindawo yentlonipho kunye nokuziphatha okufanelekileyo, apho abantu baya kuphela ukubeka ezona ngcinga zicokisekileyo nezindilisekileyo.
Ngaba kungenxa yokuba wonke umntu ogcobileyo wayedlala nje? Ngenxa yokuba babebancinci, abahlekisi abahlekisayo? Abahlekisi, njengo-Trevor Noah oneminyaka engama-27 ubudala othumele iTwitter uninzi yeeTweets ezikhubekisayo (ewe, enye okanye ezimbini zazivela ngaphakathi konyaka). Kutheni le nto enye into ingumboniso woluntu kunye nokulinganisa i-bonanza ngelixa enye iyimfonomfono?
Uyabona, andinangxaki nabantu abangazithandiyo iiTweets zikaNowa. Ndinengxaki engeyiyo imicimbi. Ndinengxaki ngomsindo owenziweyo. Ndinengxaki noluntu olujika into engeyiyo into enkulu, ecekisekayo. Ndinengxaki ngombono wetonela, kwaye abantu abangaqapheli ukuba ukuba i-Twitter yayijikeleze ngo-1998 mhlawumbi babenokumba i-doozies kwi-Twitter kaJon Stewart. Shit, andifuni nokucinga nge-Craig Kilborn feed ye-Twitter.
Eli lelona xesha kuphela kwimbali yoluntu apho sizama ukuchaza abantu ngeyona ngcinga imbi banokuyibeka kunye ngoonobumba abangaphantsi kwe-140. Okwangoku, kulo mzuzwana wesibini, kukho amawaka abantu abaphulukana nemisebenzi yexa elizayo ngaxeshanye betha ukuthumela iTwitter. I-Twitter, nazo zonke iindlela zosasazo lwasentlalweni, ziyigxininisile le nkcubeko yokuphendula idolo esinayo ethi enye indawo phambi kobuso bam imbi. YONKE INTO IBAMBI. Kuphantse ukuba yinto engaqhelekanga, epakishwe ngengqondo, apho abantu bacaphuka ngenxa nje yokuba bafuna ukuba yinxalenye yencoko yentlalo ngaphambi kokuba ibe mbi.
Ukuba uTrevor uNowa wayefundile ezinye zezo Tweets ngegama ngelizwi kuJustin Bieber, eyona nto imbi ngeyenzekileyo akukho mntu ubenokuhleka. Ngenxa yokuba kanye kanye kukho umahluko kuphela-iziqhulo ezikumabonwakude zafika kwaye ezo zikwi-Twitter azenzanga. Kungenxa yoko le nto uJeffrey Ross engarhuqwanga eludakeni njengohlanga. I-Snoop Dogg ayenzelwa isibane njenge-misogynist.
Kodwa uTrevor Noah ulikhoboka, kwaye uJustin Bieber ungungqingili, kwaye ngandlela thile zombini ezo zinto zilungile. ukuthetha esidlangalaleni.
