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Nazi ezili-10 ezimbi kakhulu:
1) Ukubuyisa into kwi-ex yakho? KULUNGILE. Ukubuyisela into kumfana wakho? Hayi
Intombi yam ifumene ikiti yezihlangu ezingasetyenziswanga egumbini lokulala yaza yasonga kwaye yayidlala njengokuthenga okutsha. Ekuqaleni ndandiyiphiwe liqabane lam langaphambili, kwaye inqaku losuku lokuzalwa lisekhona ebhokisini ... -RickDangler
2) Iithoyi zesondo ezisetyenzisiweyo nezilahliweyo asizizo izipho
Umntu wakhe wandinika iplagi abayifumene emhlabeni ngaphandle. I-Krismesi evuyayo kubo bonke kwaye bonke ubusuku obuhle. —Spoofr
3) Le asiyondlela osipha ngayo iziqhamo
Umakhulu wandinika ipayina, esongelwe kwiphephandaba. Undixelele ukuba akasebenzisi songezo sokwenyani sokwenyani kuba siyakususa kwixabiso lesipho sokwenyani. Kwakuloo nyaka umntakwethu wafumana i-Discman kuye. Wayenentandokazi. -Igama lomsebenzisi
4) Le yeyona nto imbi kakhulu
Umntakwethu wayekhe wandibambisa i-300 yeedola. Ngekrisimesi ngalo nyaka umama wandinika i-300 yeedola ‘ukucima ityala labantakwethu.’ Qikelela ukuba ngubani ofumene ama-300 eedola… umntakwethu. Ufumene i-600 yeedola ngeKrisimesi kwaye nam ndafumana imali ebisele yeyam. —P1gswillfly
5) Le iyamangalisa
Ikrisimesi yam yokuqala kunye nowayesakuba ngumfazi wam (fiance ngelo xesha), umama wam ozayo wandinika ingqayi ye Miracle Whip. Ukujonga kwam ukudideka kwamqhubela ekubeni andixelele ukuba u-Amber (ex) wayemthanda uMmangaliso Whip, kwaye i-mayonnaise eqhelekileyo ayinakuyenza. Ngendijonge kwiikhamera ezenza urhwebo, kodwa indlu yakhe yayixinene kakhulu kuyo nayiphi na inkampani ukuba ifune ukwenza into apho. Bekufanele ukuba ndiphumile. Bekufanele ukuba ndiyazi ngoko, ndaphuma ndahamba, ndazisindisa iminyaka eli-11 nditshatile kwikhosazana eliyinyani, nelithambileyo. Fuck wena Miracle Whip, ndisakuthanda, kwaye usenguye konke endikuthengayo namhlanje. —Umlwelwe1
6) Mhlawumbi iya kuza iluncedo?
Ngomhla wokuzalwa kwam unyaka omnye isipho sam esikhulu sasiyiponco yemvula engxamisekileyo. —Umthetho77
7) Hayi, ubuncinci unayo i-whisky?
Umhlobo wam osenyongweni undifunele ibhotile yewhisky kunye nepakethi yesosi emhlophe emhlophe. Babekwingxowa yesipho esifanayo, kukho ubudlelwane obungenanto phakathi kwescotch esinexabiso eliphakathi kwaye into endiyikholelwayo yile sauce oyisebenzisayo ukuya kwi-lasagna ephezulu. Kude kube namhla andinalwazi lokuba esi sipho besenziwe ngenjongo okanye hayi. - velise
8) Ingcinga ebalwayo
Ndizingca kakhulu kwaye ngomnyhadala omkhulu ndinike umama wam ngebhokisi esongelwe ngokungxama yeetoni - endizithathileyo kwikhabhathi yakhe yokuhlambela - phambi kwabo bonke abahlobo bakhe. I-newtfig eneminyaka emine ubudala yayingakhange ifumane ukuxhonywa kwezipho okwangoku. I-newtfig eneminyaka engama-30 isaphila . —Newtfig
9) Ubuncinci isiqingatha soku siluncedo?
Ayindim, kodwa kunzima ukuyibetha le. Emva phaya ngeminyaka yoo-1950, utata nomninawa wakhe babengabantwana, behlupheka. Utat'omkhulu wabo banike omnye umntakwabo into eqaqambileyo kwaye iyamangalisa kwaye intsha (andikhumbuli ukuba yintoni. Ndicinga ukuba inqwelo moya). Utata wafumana ibhokisi encinci eyenziwe ngomthi eneqanda elibilayo kunye nesitampu esetyenzisiweyo (esingenaxabiso). Yazalwa ke intsomi yosapho. P.S. Ewe utat'omkhulu wayengekho mhle. -Umhambi1
10) Kulungile, oku kuyothusa
Omnye wabahlobo bam waboleka iikawusi kum emva koko wababuyisela emva kweminyaka emi-2 njengesipho ngeKrisimesi. —Ibhokisi enetyhefu
