Ukubhengezwa ngokupheleleyo: Khange (jonga: andikwazi) ukuyigqiba yonke Igazi lokwenyani 'Isiqendu sesithoba ngexesha elinye.
Ndibukela umabonakude omninzi. Okuninzi. Kwaye ayisiyiyo yonke into elungileyo. Ngapha koko, uninzi lwayo luyinto embi ngokwenene. Ndakhe ndalikhupha ixesha elipheleleyo Ngeminazana ithile kuba bendidikwe (ngethamsanqa my ukubeka Ukuphinda uvaleleke kwidayari, kungcwatywa kwindawo enzulu kwikhampasi yeYunivesithi yaseRutgers). Nokuba oko bekungeyonyani kunjalo, ngeyona ndlela inokwenzeka, Umsebenzi wam wokubukela iNyaniso yeGazi . Ndiyahlawulwa ngokwenza oku.
Kodwa kunjalo, hayi. Ayikwazi ukuyenza. Ndadikwa kakhulu, ke. uyadika. lonto ndavele ndazincama kushiyeke imizuzu engamashumi amabini ndathi ndizokuyigqiba ngentsasa elandelayo. Into endiyenzileyo. Usadonsa. Eyona nto iya kuqondakala ncam ukuba oku bekufana naphakathi kwesizini yesibini, kodwa le yeyesiBini ukuya kwisiqendu sokugqibela. EVERRRR . Kodwa kukho kuphela ukukhala okukhulu, kunye novakalelo, kunye nokuwola kunye nokuvalwa endinokukuthatha kwisiqendu esinye. Esi sahluko sokugqibela sebali lakho lonke, Igazi lokwenyani , ayisiyonto yokutyikitya incwadi yonyaka ophelileyo ekupheleni konyaka wakho ophezulu kwisikolo samabanga aphakamileyo. 
I-Nvr 4get me, hav a gd summer isayinwe, Pam.
Ke, bamba ikofu kwaye uzame ukuhlala nam njengoko ndiyiphinda le snoozefest.
UBill usala ukusela igazi likaSarah Newlin kuba usathandana nenkosikazi yakhe eyasweleka ngo-1885 okanye enye into. Nokuba yeyiphi na indlela, uBill uyinyani ekufeni ngoku. Yeyiphi, ewe, uhlobo lokubetha kubantu abamthandayo kodwa nangoku lukhetho lwakhe, akunjalo? Oko akuthinteli uSokie ukuba abaleke aphume kumbambo kwaye ambethe lonke iqela lamaxesha. Ndiyazi ukuba vampire yamandulo kwaye mhlawumbi akazange buhlungu kangako kodwa, ngathi, fucking usike. Emva koko uJessica ucela uBill ukuba amkhulule abe ngumenzi wakhe, into leyo ayonwabileyo uBill kuba engu # OVERIT.
Kananjalo, ndikufumanisa kunzima kakhulu ukuba ndiziva ndingonwabanga ngoSokie kuba nanini na xa kukho into ephazamisayo eyenzekayo, uvele abambe ngothando kuyo nayiphi na into engathandekiyo eyayisakuba sisoka esime kufutshane ngelo xesha. 
Ndibambe ngokusondeleyo, kwinani langaphambili lomthandi 3 okanye 4.
Emva kokuxhoma esifubeni sikaEric ngento endiyicingayo yayiziiyure ezine ezilandelayo, uSokie noJessica bathatha isigqibo sokukhangela inqwelwana kaSam ngesizathu esithile. Uphuma sele emkile, kodwa kupholile ushiye amanqaku. Ndiyathetha, babulala uTara kwiscreen, ubuncinci uSam wafumana uhlobo lokufunda unobumba. Ewe, uSam kunye nentombazana yakhe engabalulekanga kodwa ekhulelweyo yaqabela edolophini, nto leyo eshiya umbuzo omnye… ngubani omtsha USodolophu weCrazy ?
Emva e-Bellefleur's, u-Arlene unesigqibo seshishini sobukrelekrele sokuvula ivenkile kwaye elinde abathengi ukuba bafike ngokuthi abahlobo bakhe basele bonke utywala kwaye batye konke ukutya ngaphandle kokuhlawula. Ngeli xesha, ipati kuyakufuneka ibe yeyethu, Wowu U-Arlene uthi, malunga neeveki ezintathu ngaphambi kokufayilisha.
UVampire James uthatha isigqibo sokuba lo mbutho we-Bellefleur lelona xesha lilungileyo lokucoca umoya noJessica. Mfana, ndiyazi ukuba yinto ethile ukutsho ukuba nawuphi na umlinganiswa we-vampire uyancanca, kodwa uVampire James sisiseko se-charisma. UJessica noJames bayaqondana ngoku kwaye uJessica wonwabile kwaye uzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. 
Oku kuya kukruqula, akunjalo?
Ukuthetha ngezinto ezihlekisayo, uHoyt usekhaya ujonge uNascar. Oo, nakwezinye iindaba, yena nentombi yakhe uBridgette sisibini esibi. Ndiyaziqhenya ngawe ukuba uliqhawe kwaye konke, utsho ngokuhlekisa, ebhekisa kwelo xesha ngaphantsi kweeyure ezingama-24 ezidlulileyo awasindisa abantu abane ekubeni bangcungcuthekiswe kwaye babulawe. Kodwa ufuna ukuba nabantwana ngexesha elizayo ukuze le ncoko kufuneka yenzeke ngoku.
Ezinye iindaba, uJessica unexesha elibi. Ubonisa kanye embindini wale mpikiswano kuba yena iimfuno ukuthetha noHoyt ngoku. Mamela, akukho nto iyenziwayo yile show iya kundenza ndiqiniseke ukuba uJessica akangomntu ombi ozingcayo kule meko. Njengaye, akazange abonakalise ukonakalisa ubudlelwane obutsha bukaHoyt ukumkhumbuza ukuba babehlala bonwabile kakhulu. Ufuna nje ukuba akhumbule ukuba ngexesha lokugqibela bathandana wadikwa yinkwenkwe kamama wakhe ye-esile kwaye wafaka oyena mhlobo wakhe usenyongweni, emva koko wajoyina iqela elithile le-anti-vampire elaphantse lamqinisekisa ukuba mbulale .
Kodwa oh, iya isiba mandundu, kuba uHoyt ngokusisiseko ufana nawe Bridgette le ntshontsho linenwele ebomvu liyashushu kwaye besikade sithandana ngokupheleleyo, kwaye ngokuyintloko buphelisa ubudlelwane babo ngokuya phandle bathethe naye. Incoko kaHoyt noJessica ihamba kakuhle kakhulu, kwaye bagqibela ngokuwolana. Kuninzi ukugona esi siqendu.
Buyela e-Bellefluer's, u-Adilyn kunye no-Sookie banengxoxo yengqondo emisela iSokie ayimnandi. UArlene noSookie ke baneentliziyo zabo ze-15th entliziyweni ngeli xesha lonyaka lodwa. Awufuni ingcebiso yam. Hayi xa kuziwa ukuthandana nezithunzela, Sookie uthi. Esi sisivakalisi esikrelekrele awakha wasithetha. UArlene emva koko uqinisekisa uSookie ukuba ahlale phantsi kwisidlo sangokuhlwa esikhulu, apho kungekho mntu ufuna ukutya irayisi emdaka kaBig John. (Inqaku elisecaleni: U-Big John onguMpofu! Ungoyena mlinganiswa ubalaseleyo kulo mboniso. Ndingabulala ispinoff sehlabathi esiphela ngaphandle kwe-Bellefleur's, kwaye uBig John akachaphazeleki ekhitshini ebetha irayisi emdaka). 
Iqhawe elisifaneleyo.
Cinga ngoSokie, utsho uEric. Kodwa wah wah wah wah wah, uBill uyaphendula, kuwo wonke umboniso. Kulungile, eyona nto bayithethileyo yile nto uBill epholile ngokupheleleyo ngokufa. Ngokusisiseko woyika kuba wayenayo I-spooky Ring Wraith amaphupha omntwana . Ucela uEric ukuba athethe noSokie ngaye, acele imvume yokumbiza, kwaye kuya kufuneka undihlekise ngale nkunzi yenkomo.
UJason ubonakala endlwini kaHoyt, kwaye uHoyt kwangoko umbetha ebusweni. Ke uJessica uyangana kwaye uJason ubethwa ebusweni. Iyavakala loo nto.
UBridgette ngandlela-thile ulawula i-cruiser yamapolisa kaJason kwaye umqhuba ekhaya. UJason, uhlala eyindoda, uyamazisa ukuba abazukulala ngesondo ngokuhlwanje. Ndivele ndohlukana noHoyt. Ndonwabile, utshilo uBridgette. Ewe, nokuba yeyiphi na inenekazi. Uhlala uzixelela ukuba ngelixa usenza obu buso eJason. 
Nceda sukulala nam
Emuva ngoHoyt noJessica, uJessica uzama ukumnika isizathu sokuba ndimncinci kwaye ndingakhulanga, ekunzima ukukhupha xa ungagugi ngokoqobo. Emva koko uphilisa inqindi likaHoyt, njengoko usenokukhumbula ukuba wayesandula ukusebenzisa u-Jason equlekile. UJessica akabonakali exhalabile ngokukodwa ngaloo nto. Khumbula xa babelana ngesondo njengeziqendu ezintathu ezidlulileyo, nangona kunjalo?
Khawuleza ubuyele kuBridgette noJason. UJason ufumana uBridgette isivumelwano esimnandi kwindiza yeAlaska. Le yindlela obahenda ngayo abantu basetyhini. UBridgette umbiza ngamagama afana nalaa amnandi kwaye anobubele, angenakulunga kuba loo magama awathethi ukuba mhlawumbi ukhubazeke ngengqondo?
UJessica noHoyt banayo nantoni na ekuthiwa xa usabelana ngesondo emva kokuba umntu othile ekukhumbuze ukuba ucime inkumbulo yakho. Ngexesha leseshoni yabo yokwabelana ngesondo, ilizwi-phezu kwemidlalo kaJason echaza ngokuthe ngqo ukuba kutheni uJessica noHoyt benzelwe omnye komnye. Ayonwabanga kwaphela.
Itheko elikhulu lesidlo sangokuhlwa e-Bellefleur's liphuma, kwaye uEric ulinde uSookie ezithunzini. Ngokwenyani, ngokungeyomfuneko ukude ungene ezithunzini. Ndiyathanda ukuba nomfanekiso ngqondweni ka-Eric elinde iiyure ngolu hlobo. 
Ukudlala nje njengeCandy Crush okanye enye into.
Ngokusebenzisa ukukholisa kuka-Eric wakudala (jonga: ukukhanya okunentsingiselo), uSookie ekugqibeleni uyavuma ukuvumela uBill ukuba ambize. Ewe, umboniso uyaqhubeka nokusebenzisa ibinzana umnxeba kuye. U-Eric unika uSookie ukukhwela ekhaya. Awunayo imoto, utsho. Uh, duh, kuba unokubhabha iSokie. Akakho omnye umntu onokubhabha, ke badinga iimoto, kodwa uEric uyakwazi ukubhabha ukuze angadingi moto.
U-Eric noBridgette balala ebhedini kunye, bengabelani ngesondo. Siyafunda, nangona kunjalo, ukuba uJason uthanda umbala opinki kwaye ngenye imini angathanda ukuba nabantwana. Kodwa hayi intombazana. Ezi zizityhilelo esizifundayo kwiziqendu zokugqibela zika Igazi lokwenyani .
U-Eric noSookie bahlala ngokukhuselekileyo kwivaranda engaphambili yeSookie. Ungangena ngaphakathi ukuba uyafuna. NguYesu , Sookie. Ngokwenene usuke nje waba yibhola e-bouncy egqumayo phakathi kwayo nayiphi na i-ex-boyfriend efanelekileyo / emi kufutshane kuye / engafiyo / engafanga ngelo xesha.
U-Eric, ngombulelo, uyasala isimemo sikaSookie ngaphakathi, kodwa oko akuthethi ukuba akamfumani. Emuva e-Fangtasia, ekugqibeleni unikezela kwiimfuno ze-Ginger zoluhlu olude lwezesondo. Kwaye yinto ehlekisayo yokwenyani encinci yemizuzu emithathu. U-Eric ubuza uGinger ukuba uza kulunga? Emva kokuwa kwakhe njengemizuzwana emithathu kwi-LOL kufanelekile. Konke oku, kwaye kuye kwafuneka ndilinde imizuzu engama-50 ukuba ndonwabe kakuhle. Uyabethelela kwesi santya, Igazi lokwenyani !
Emva koko, uEric wehla waya kwigumbi elingaphantsi leFangtasia ukufumanisa ukuba iYakuza yoyisile uPam ngamatyathanga esilivere. Yitsho into oyithandayo malunga neYakuza, kodwa zilungile ngenene ekumthobeleni uPam ngeetyathanga zesilivere. Njengaye, ngaba uPam ukhe anikele ingqalelo kwindawo emngqongileyo? Ngapha koko, uMnu. Gus Jr. woyikisa uPam ngesixhobo esihle kakhulu esenziwe ngeentambo kunye nesibonda esikhulu. (Umbuzo osecaleni! Ucinga ukuba kubathatha ixesha elingakanani ukuseta loo nto? Ngaba singafumana ibhlog yevidiyo yebhonasi malunga nesakhiwo sikaYakuza kunye nazo zonke ii-hijinks ze-wacky ezize nayo?)
Ibali elide elifutshane, uMnu Gus Jr. ufuna ukwazi ukuba uhlala phi uSookie, kwaye uEric wamnika ukuba asindise uPam. Ingayiyo.
USokie okwangoku ulinda ukuba uBill amtsalele umnxeba (bleh) oyindlela eyiyo ngakumbi yekota kunokuba bendicinga kuba emtsalela umnxeba. Uyammema ukuba eze engxoxweni emnandi malunga nokuba kutheni efuna ukunyibilika kwisibilini sesibindi esibi. Uyeza, unkqonkqoze emnyango wakhe, kwaye kuya kufuneka silinde ISIPHELO ESIBALULEKILEYO kwiveki ezayo.
Mamela, ngokwaneleyo nge-bullshit Igazi lokwenyani . Kule veki izayo kungcono ungabi nto imfutshane nge-Yakuza v. Vampire v. Faerie v. Nabani na umntu ofuna ukuba yinxalenye ye-shitshow. Ndiyathetha njengegazi, kunye nesibindi, kwaye mhlawumbi ii-panther zibuya zizokuluma ubuso bomntu okanye umoya ka-Alcide ohamba ze ubonise ukuba uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde wenze. Andazi. Nantoni na. Ndicela ungaphindi abantu abalele ebhedini kunye okanye babelane ngeedinala okanye benze izinto endingasoze ndibabone bezenza kubomi bokwenyani. Kuba loo nto iyadika.
Oo, enye into endiyifunayo kwisiphelo. Phakathi kuka-Eric-Sookie-Bill othandana nonxantathu kunye noHoyt-Jessica kunye noJason-Bridgette ububhanxa, kukho umntu omnye kuphela ofanele ukuba aphile ekupheleni kwayo yonke le nto, onwabile kwaye oyisayo. Kwaye ndicinga ukuba sonke siyazi ukuba ngubani lowo. Irayisi emdaka, nabani na?
