UMongameli uDonald Trump.Win Win McNamee / Getty Izithombe U-Laura Ingraham we-Fox News Channel uphinde wazenza isidenge kule veki xa wayezama ukulahla umdlali weqonga uRobert De Niro ngokubonisa ikliphu ka-De Niro esenza intetho ekhankanye uMongameli we-Amateur uDonald Trump.
‘Yimpahla eNtsha yoMlawuli,’ utshilo uDe Niro. Umfo usisidenge (esiqhumayo).
Ukubuyela kwiscreen kwafika u-Ingraham kunye nelizwi lakhe elihlekisayo.
Ndicinga ukuba wayethetha ukuba umlawuli 'akanampahla,' hayi 'iimpahla ezintsha,' utshilo u-Ingraham. Ukuba umntu akayibhali imigca yakhe, ubaphephetha nje.
Ingxelo ka-Ingraham yangoLwesithathu ebusuku ibonakalise ukungazi kumanqanaba amabini.
Eyona icacileyo: UDe Niro ngokuqinisekileyo ufunda kwiskripthi. Wayibamba ngesandla. Ababukeli bakaIngraham bayayibona. Ke imigca kaDe Niro yabhalwa, kusenokwenzeka nguye. Umntu othile bekufanele ukuba uyayifaka kwiskripthi sika-Ingraham.
Okwesibini, uDe Niro wabhekisa kwi-19 eyaziwayothIbali lenkulungwane nguHans Christian Andersen, Iimpahla ezintsha ze-Emperor.
Yintsomi yokulahlekisa, i-hubris, into engento, ukuzenzisa kunye nobunzima-uhlobo lwezinto eziqengqelwe eWashington njenge-mudslide kunyaka wokuqala we-tawdry Trump.
Abanye babalinganiswa kwintsomi ka-Anderson banokukukhumbuza ii-sycophants zikaTrump ezijikeleze kwaye zibethe i-ego yomlomo ongcolileyo, oneminyaka engama-71 ubudala, u-blowzy, u-reptilian, ubuso obu-orenji, oneenwele ezimthubi othe kwingxoxo Ukufudukela kwamanye amazwe ngoLwesine kwiOval Office ukuba amazwe afana ne-El Salvador neHaiti anabantu abamnyama nabamnyama amazwe e-shithole .
UTrump uthe ukhetha abantu abasuka eNorway. Ewe, iNorway okanye uhola wendlela. UAndersen, ngasendleleni, wayengumDanish. Kwaye ngegama eliphakathi elifana nelamaKristu, iNkosikazi yeCawa kufuneka imthande.
Kwibali likaAndersen, abathungi ababini be-huckster baqinisekisa uMlawuli ongenamsebenzi kunye nefashoni ukuba baya kumenzela isuti entle yeempahla zelaphu elihle kunye noyilo lokunxiba kumngcelele.
Bathi bazakuyenza ngelaphu elingabonakaliyo elinokubonwa kuphela ngabantu abakumgangatho ophezulu kunye nobukrelekrele abayilungeleyo indima yabo hayi izidenge. Umlawuli uyayithanda le ngcamango kwaye uhlawula kakuhle isuti. Zonke iinkundla zakhe ziyabona abathungi bayenza ngelaphu elingabonakaliyo. Bayayithanda.
Kwaye ke uMlawuli, naye uyayinxiba kumngcelele. Nangona wonke umntu eyazi ukuba akanxibi, ababukeli benza ngathi iimpahla zakhe zintle-ngaphandle komnye wabalinganiswa baka-Andersen ojonga lo mngcelele.
Kodwa uMlawuli akananto kwaphela! Watsho umntwana omncinci.
Ekugqibeleni, igama lisasazeka kwaye abaphulaphuli bayavuma ukuba uKhesare uhambahamba, eneneni, engambathiswanga.
U-Emperor wayecaphukile, kuba wayesazi ukuba abantu banyanisile, ibali liyahamba. Nangona kunjalo, wayecinga ukuba umngcelele kufuneka uqhubeke ngoku!
Kuyamangalisa ukuba u-Ingraham akazange abaleke kweli bali eDartmouth okanye ngeentsuku zakhe zomthetho-talkin 'noClarence (Porno Flix) Thomas. Uthanda amabali amadoda angenayo impahla. (Jonga iNduli, uAnita.)
Ukuze azi, umntu kufuneka axelele u-Ingraham ohluphekileyo ukuba uDe Niro wenza uthelekiso, uyabona, uLaura, phakathi kweempahla ezintsha zomlawuli kunye nokungaziphathi kakuhle kukaTrump.
Endaweni yokumatsha engambathanga kwi-parade, uTrump ubhengeza isimilo sakhe kunye nokuzilungela emsebenzini wakhe ngokudubula ngokungazi, ukudideka kunye nokuqaqadeka.
Wonke umntu ojikeleze uTrump uyazi ukuba akakho sempilweni engqondweni yakhe, kodwa uninzi lwabo-Iindaba zeFox News zexesha eliphambili, ingakumbi- benza ngathi yonke into idumbile.
Inkundla yokuzikhohlisa ejikeleze i-Emperor ngabantu abanjengo-Fox umbono u-Ingraham, uSean Hannity noTucker Carlson, abasebenza xa abaphulaphuli bebaninzi.
Mhlawumbi bazi ngcono. Mhlawumbi bayazi ukuba ngenye imini kuya kufuneka benze inkcazo enzulu kwabo batyayo abavotele le grifter ilize kwiNdlu yeWhite House.
Uyazibuza ukuba ngubani oza kuba ngowokuqala kwimikhosi yexesha eliphambili lezimvo zikaFox ukuqhekeza kunye nokuvula iTrump.
Ukusukela oko uTrump ebuyile kwangoko kule veki ukuze athathele ingqalelo uhlobo oluthile lwaseburhulumenteni kwi-DACA Dreamers, u-Ingraham kunye noCarlson bebefixekile kwaye bekhalaza kuba umphambukeli-etshayisa sisiseko sexesha eliphambili leFox.
Ubandlululo lukaTrump ngoLwesine lwazisa umxolisi omnye ekuzikhuseleni kukaTrump kunye nokuqhubekeka kohlanga oluqhelekileyo kuFox.
Ngentsimbi yesi-8. ngeyure, utshilo uCarlson, uMongameli uTrump wathetha into phantse wonke umntu ongatshatanga eMelika avumelana nayo: Ukuba uninzi lwabaphambukeli abafikayo kweli lizwe bevela kwezinye iindawo ezingalunganga kakhulu. Ezi ndawo ziyingozi. Bangcolile. Bonakele kwaye bahluphekile. (Hayi, Mzalwan 'uTucker. Ubabize ngokuba zii-shitholes.)
Ngentsimbi yesi-9. iyure, uHannity uyinciphisile le bhanti ikrwada kwiqhawe lakhe, uMis-tah Trump. UHannity akazange ayikhankanye de kube ngama-26thUmzuzu kwaye ubuze undwendwe olunye, Ngaba umongameli wayethetha nje?
Nangona kunjalo, uHannity uxele kuphela abantu baseMelika ukuba uHillary Clinton ngokwakhe uzisusile iziqhushumbisi ezaqhushumba inqanawa iMaine kwizibuko laseHavana.
Okokugqibela, u-Ingraham wenza ixesha eliphambili nge-10. ngokungcwaba uSithole okhokelayo embindini womboniso, emva kweqela lentengiso. Zange athethe eli gama kwaye umxholo wesikrini wathi S *** hole.
Emva koko u-Ingraham ubonise imipu emdaka yamadoda anesikhumba esimnyama ejikeleze iisuti ezi-orenji.
Wafunda amagama abo amaSpanish kwaye wathetha ngolwaphulo-mthetho lwabo. Xa undwendwe luzama ukulwa nobandlululo, waligqiba icandelo ngokukhwaza ukuba uyaphazama! kwaye umnqumle kabuhlungu.
Elinye inqaku kwi-Ingraham's De Niro bit ukusuka kubusuku obungaphambili. Emva kokuphakamisa isihloko sebali le-Emperor, u-Ingraham wathetha ngokubhabha kanye kwinqwelomoya kunye no-De Niro kwaye wamjonga ephinda ebetha iJack Daniels nge-1.
Ii-anecdotes ezincomayo zenza ukuba umntu azibuze ukuba akukho zintle kwaye zihlekisayo uLaura Ingraham osela amabali phaya. Uyazi, ezo zinto zingemva-kwemihla malunga nee-anecdotes malunga notywala nolutsha abantu abakumajelo eendaba babelana ngazo kwimivalo amaxesha ngamaxesha. Jonga esi sithuba.
UJoe Lapointe uchithe iminyaka engama-20 njengentatheli kwezemidlalo INew York Times kwaye usebenze njengomvelisi wecandelo Ukubalwa kunye noKeith Olbermann . Kutshanje, ufundise ubuntatheli kwiYunivesithi yaseNew York, iRutgers kunye neYunivesithi yaseLong Island-eBrooklyn. Mlandele kwi-Twitter:@nguyentong
