URyan Gosling ungene NguThixo kuphela oxolelayo. I-Gruesomely grotesque kunye ne-pathologically pretentious, i-diabolical horror ebizwa NguThixo kuphela oxolelayo isenokungabi yeyona movie imbi yakha yenziwa, kodwa ngokungathandabuzekiyo kwezi zihlanu eziphezulu. Iphinda idibanise iRyan Gosling ethembekileyo ethembekileyo kunye nomphathi waseDenmark uNicolas Winding Refn, ondimsebenzi wakhe ndiwuthandayo (kwangaphambi kwexesha, kubonakala ngathi) kwiminyaka emibini eyadlulayo kwimovie, eyoyikisayo kunye neyobugqwetha Qhuba. Akukho nto inyanzelisa ukude malunga nale. Bekufanele ukuba ndikrokrelekile. Ukuqala ngoMeyi kuMnyhadala weFilimu waseCannes, NguThixo kuphela oxolelayo wabanjwa ngokukhohlakeleyo ngabagxeki emva kokuba ifilimu yahlokoma kakhulu kangangokuba uRyan Gosling akazange abonise ikhaphethi ebomvu. Ngoku ndiyazi ukuba kutheni.
Ubundlobongela obunobundlobongela, obudibeneyo, obungenanjongo, obunoburharha, obunentloko yenyama kunye nobothusayo, le ayisiyonto ithile ngaphandle kokukhohliswa okungafunekiyo kwentetho echitha ifilimu eshicilelweyo kuyo. Yiya kwinqanaba, utsho. Ingaba ingantoni? Ngokuqinisekileyo akukho nto, ngokwenene. URyan Gosling, okhangeleka engoyiki ngokungathandabuzekiyo, yindlobongela yaseMelika eqhuba iklabhu yomdlalo wamanqindi okhohlakeleyo ophindaphindwe njengendawo yeziyobisi ematyotyombeni eBangkok. Xa umntakwabo ongaphantsi kwengqondo edlwengula kwaye exhela ihenyukazi elikwishumi elivisayo, utata wakhe usike intloko yakhe. Ngenisa iphoyisa lekati, eliya kuCuisinart kuye wonke umntu obonwayo, kunye nomama kaGosling uCrystal, ocekisekayo, onxilileyo, ophethe ipilisi-blonde nymphomaniac oyintloko yolawulo lweziyobisi zosapho ohamba iikhilomitha ezingama-10 000 eyokukhotha imilebe ebomvu yomrharnate ngaphezulu kwesidumbu Wonyana odlwengulayo, ekucacileyo ukuba ebethandana naye kangangeminyaka. Le hag idlalwe akekho omnye ngaphandle kukaKristin Scott Thomas, onokuthi acinge ukuba uyatyibilika, kodwa endaweni yoko uchitha isiqwenga somsebenzi wakhe ohloniphekileyo. Emva kokuba ethelekise ngokungathandekiyo ubungakanani bendoda kaGosling kunye nonyana wakhe wolahleko oswelekileyo, uGosling umxelela, Wadlwengula wabulala intombazana eneminyaka eli-16 ubudala! Umama uyabuya, ndiqinisekile ukuba ebenezizathu zakhe. Abaphulaphuli bayalila ngokugculela. Oko malunga nokuthetha njengokuba le ntlekele ifika. Iskripthi siqulathe ubuncinci bamagama angenanto kangangokuba iyafana necadaver eqwengwe yinyama yeentaka ezifileyo. Intshukumo intle kakhulu ishiyeke kubupolisa obunobungozi baseThai, ophosa ioyile ebilayo ebusweni bendoda kwaye ahlambe intloko yakhe nge-skillet eshushu. Emva koko uqhuba izikhonkwane ezibukhali ngenye indoda ekhwazayo kwaye ukhuphe amehlo akhe. Phakathi kokubulawa kwabantu, ipolisa licula iingoma zothando kwi-karaoke cabaret. Andifuni ukukuxelela into ayenzayo ngekrele le-samurai, okanye indlela awuvula ngayo umzimba kaKristin Scott Thomas ngemela yokuxhela phambi kokuba uGosling ovuza amanzi afake izandla zakhe kwaye enze izinto ezingathethekiyo ngeembilini zakhe.
Kwenzeka ntoni apha emhlabeni? Ngaba Qhuba ukuya ngequbuliso, okanye ngaba uMnu. Refn yenye nje into engenatalente evela kwisikolo seLars von Trier sento ebolile eDenmark? Zingaphi izihlandlo abaphulaphuli behlawula ukubukela ubuso bukaRyan Gosling bumnyama, bubethwe kwaye busopha njenge hamburger eqhutywa sisithuthuthu? Kutheni le nto eqhubeka nokuzama ukuzenza ongeyomntu ukwenza abalandeli bakhe baphinde babuyise? Ucinga ukuba ungubani? UBrad Pitt? Wenza ntoni kule mfumba yobulongwe encotsheni yomsebenzi wakhe, enika intsebenzo eyenza ukuba ukubekwa endleleni kubukeke njengembaleki yendlela? Akanayo iarhente? Ngaba bonke baphulukene nolawulo olupheleleyo lweengqondo zabo ezincinci? Ngaphandle kokubhaliweyo, imifanekiso engalibalekiyo engaphaya kwegrafiti egazini, okanye naluphi na uhlobo lwengxelo ehambelanayo, NguThixo kuphela oxolelayo (isihloko esenza ukuba sibe nengqondo encinci kunaleyo ijabber ehamba nayo) sithatha indawo yokuthandabuza ngokudideka okungapheliyo malunga nentsingiselo yokuqhubeka. Icandelo le-schlockfest, inxalenye yentsomi yekampu, le yimovie ekucenga ukuba uzise eyakho ibhegi yebarf.
E-Cannes, enye inqwelo ichaze njengokuchaphazeleka kwe-cinema. Ndingathanda ukuyinyusa, kodwa njengoko uJames Agee wayedla ngokutsho, ndiyazi xa ndikhotyiwe.
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KUPHELA KUTHIXO OXOLELAYO
IBHALWE nguNicolas Winding Refn
Ekhokelwa nguNicolas Winding Refn
Kudlala uRyan Gosling, uKristin Scott Thomas kunye no-Yayaying Rhatha Phongam
Ixesha lokubaleka: imizuzu engama-90.
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