UTom noKatie, abantu ababini Imigaqo yeVanderpump. Baza kutshata . IBravo Kushiyeke inyanga kude kube ngumtshato kaKatie noTom Schwartz, lixesha leqela elidibeneyo le-bachelor kunye ne-bachelorette. Ewe, eli qela lempikiswano liza kuhamba ilizwe lonke, njengeqela, ukubhiyozela kunye. Yintoni engenakulunga? Kodwa okokuqala, lixesha lokuba nje-kuba ipati yephuli kwidolophu yakuloScheana.
Abasebenzi baya eAzusa, apho iibhiya ezingabizi kakhulu (ziiveki ezimbini zokubekwa kwemveliso, iCoors Light; ungacingi ukuba asibonanga) kunye neetacos kwindlu kamama kaScheana ayinakwenza yonke into ibengcono. USchwartz unyikima isalmon epinki yokugquma. Ngoba? Njengoko echaza, Yile nto ithi ndincamile ngalo mhla, kwaye ngubani ongayi kuziva ngaloo ndlela kwitheyibhile yepati yabahlobo bakhe abasenyongweni kwinyanga enye ngaphambi komtshato wabo? Abantu abaninzi. Oko sele kungangumqondiso olungileyo. UKatie, okwangoku, uvumele umsindo wakhe ukuba ukhusele ukukhusela kukaSchwartz kukaTom Sandoval noAriana. Kubonakala ngathi ulwaphulo-mthetho lwabo kukungabahlobo noLala, kodwa ngokuqinisekileyo sisizathu nje sokulwa. U-Lala, umphathi we-SUR kunye nelungu leqela-okhe wanyamalala-ngokuqinisekileyo wayenezinto ezimbi azithethayo ngoKatie nanini na xa efumana ithuba. Kodwa uzame ukuxolisa, kwaye naye uhambe. Kutheni uKatie efuna ukuxhoma kuloo nto?
Ngokunyaniseka? Kungenxa yokuba uKatie unenzondo, kwaye umntu athandana naye uyoyika kakhulu ukumelana nabani na. Akukho namnye ofuna ukuvuma ubudlelwane busengxakini, ke yena ukhetha umlo olula. Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, uSchwartz akamkhuseli uKatie xa abahlobo babo bexhonywe nomntu omlahlileyo. Akazikhuseli xa uKatie emhlasela. Uyathandeka- kodwa ufuna ukuba nomtsalane kwindlela yakhe yokuphatha iimeko ezinzulu. Kukujonga okungalunganga into engama-30 malunga nokutshata ukuthanda ukuthanda ubomi bakhe. Kwaye ngoku, bonke abahlobo babo - abahlala benikela ubungqina kwi-tequila-soaked brawls - banciphisa kumazantsi angcolileyo ukubhiyozela umtshato wabo.
Ngethamsanqa, amaqela aqala kakuhle eNew Orleans. UStassi ucinga ngengqondo yokuzisa abasebenzi bakhe kwidolophu yakhe, nangona uchulumanco luphela ngokukhawuleza xa eqonda ukuba izibini ezonwabileyo zimngqongile. (Ukwahlukana noPatrick kusesemtsha ngokwaneleyo ukuba kungahlaba. Okanye mhlawumbi uyiStassi nje. Okwangoku, kunzima ukuyithetha.) Ukuqikelela, imeko ye-Bourbon Street engonelanga ukugcina eli qela lingasebenziyo, ayikude kudala Kwiintloko ezincokolayo, uKatie noStassi bayavuma ukuba abanakukhwela ku-Ariana bexambulisana phakathi kwamaqela emigulukudu ye-bachelor kunye ne-bachelorette. Njengoko kusekwe kwiveki ephelileyo ngexesha labo lokungaphumeleli isidlo sangokuhlwa, uKatie usenzakalisiwe sisigqibo sikaSchwartz sokubandakanya uAriana kwiqela labakhaphi bakhe. Ubuhlobo bukaKatie noAriana bebunamatye ubukhulu becala enyakeni, ngenxa yoko wamshiya ngabom kwitheko lakhe lomtshato ngenxa yengqondo yakhe. Kwaye ukuba umlingane wakhe ajike kwaye akhethe uAriana ngokungathi ukwintambo yokurhola ubuhlobo? Iyacaphukisa loo nto. Ukwenzakalisa ngokusemthethweni, ukungabinamda, kunye nokuhlasela ngokuthe ngqo. Ngaba esi sibini siyathandana, okanye sisoyika ukuba sodwa? Ngaba ukungabikho kubudlelwane obukhulu, kodwa usatshatile, ngandlela ithile kubhetele kunokujongana ne-30s yakho ngaphandle kweqabane lakho konke konke? Imigaqo yeVanderpump ayenzi ngqo imeko yomtshato, apha. Kodwa ngoku uAriana ubonakala ebambekile ezintweni kunye neqela lentombazana, ujikeleza phakathi kweqela labatshatileyo kunye neqela labakhwenyana eNew Orleans njengoko ethanda. Kwaye amantombazana abonakala engayithandi loo nto. Akucaci ukuba kutheni.
Emva kwesidlo sangokuhlwa, iziselo, kunye nokubethwa ebusweni ngamaso, umntu unokucinga ukuba ubusuku busondela esiphelweni. Kodwa le yimigaqo yeVanderpump, ke bayaqala nje. Kwikona enye, sinoBrittany kunye noStassi. UStassi, ophuphuma iinyembezi zebhiya, uvumela ubunyani bokuhlwa ukuba bumbethe. UBrittany umtsalela ecaleni ukuba anikezele ngegxalaba eligqibeleleyo lokukhala, kodwa engazi ngabom ebiza uJax kule nkqubo. Kunyaka ophelileyo, bekubonakala ngathi uBrithtany uye wayilima i-monster eJax, kodwa ukumhlalisa etafileni kunye ne-ex yakhe, kwidolophu yakhe, kufana neresiphi yentlekele yomhlobo wasemazantsi. UBrittany uthule cwaka xa uStassi noJax belila behlaziya iinkcukacha zolwalamano lwabo Ewe. Ngesinye isikhathi, uStassi utyhila kwikhamera ukuba ukungafuni kukaPatrick ukuchitha ixesha noJax kumsuse kubahlobo bakhe kwaye waqhuba umda kulwalamano lwabo. Ngandlela thile, oku kutsala impendulo evela kuJax-eyinyani- kwaye unika uxolo olusuka entliziyweni ku-Stassi ngayo yonke impambano, izinto ezoyikisayo awazenza kuye ngexesha lolwalamano lwabo, kwiminyaka emithandathu okanye edlulileyo. UStassi uyamkela, kwaye uqhubeka nobusuku bakhe-ke oku kushiya iBrittany ukuba ijongane noJax. Ziphi iinyembezi zikaJax kuye? Kutheni engenakucela uxolo ngokulwa kwabo, okanye indlela amphatha ngayo ngoku? Kutheni le nto enexesha elilula kangaka lokwenyani kwintombi yakhe yangaphambili, kodwa engenako ukuthi uxolo ngokuxabana naye ngexesha elinye? Sisenokungazi.
Ngaphakathi ebharini, ngeli xesha, uTom Sandoval noAriana bazithabathele kubo ukwahlula boyisa umtshakazi nomyeni oza kuba ngumtshato. USandoval usondela kuKatie, kwaye uAriana usondela kuSchwartz, kwilinge elineenjongo ezintle zokulungisa oko kwaphukileyo kubudlelwane babo. Kwaye, wothuka! Akukho namnye uyithatha kakuhle. Njengoko sibonile amaxesha asisigidi, uKatie angakhetha ukumba izithende zakhe aze asole wonke umntu kwi-radius yeekhilomitha ezintlanu kunokuba asebenze ukuze afumane ingxaki. USchwartz uyathemba ukuba ukugigitheka kunye nokwanga esidleleni kuya kulungisa iinyanga (iminyaka?) Yemicimbi engasonjululwanga. Abalunganga ekunxibelelaneni - njengoko sibonile kwiveki ephelileyo, abamamelani kwanezinye - kwaye nabahlobo babo-abaxhuzuli-bhokhwe abaphazamisayo kwi-bar yaseBourbon Street abayi kusombulula nantoni na. Kweli nqanaba kumboniso, bakwiveki ezintathu ukusuka ekuhambeni ezantsi. Siyazi ukuba bayabethwa nge-IRL, kodwa konke oku kwenza ababukeli boyike.
Kwaye kuqhubeka ntoni LA? Yintoni! Ndiyadlala, uLisa Vanderpump; sihlala sisifa ukwazi ukuba uphezu kwantoni. Injani inkonzo e-SUR, kunye ne-bartending yakho ethembekileyo kunye nabasebenzi abakhonza bonke ngaphandle kwedolophu ngaxeshanye? Mhlawumbi ungumzekelo. U-bus-busser owayesakuba ngu-DJ James Kennedy akayonxalenye yohambo lwase-New Orleans, olumshiya erhubuluza ezandleni nasemadolweni ukuze acele uLisa umsebenzi ngaphandle kwamehlo abukele abahlali be-SUR Mean Girls. Ngenceba, uyamvala. Akafuni ukuba ajikeleze kwi-SUR ngolwe-Lwesithathu, kwaye uyayivala ikhawuntari yakhe yokusebenza kwePump esebenza ngolwesiHlanu. ULisa akazange eze apha ukuza kudlala. UJames uqengqa amehlo akhe, ajike abe bomvu, kwaye ahlekise- uyakucaphukela ukuxelelwa Hayi, nto leyo iyamangalisa, kuba ufana no-23 ukuya ku-10-kodwa eyona nto ayibonayo xa esiva uLisa esithi angathanda ukumbona ehlala ethe qwa unyaka. Kwaye ngaphambi kokuba acinge nokumbuyisa, nokuba kubusuku obunye ngeveki.
Ngaba uJames uya kuze athotywe? Ngaba uKatie noSchwartz baya kuba nencoko ethembekileyo? Ngaba uBrittany uza kumshiya uJax? Ngaba i-Ariana ipholile ngokwenene, okanye imile nje kwaye ithetha? Isiqendu seveki ezayo sisiGaba seBachelor (ette), Pt. 2, ngethemba lokuba siza kufumana iimpendulo. Kwakhona, ukuba uJames uphume kulo mboniso ngokupheleleyo, kuya kuba kuhle kuthi.
