'Oko Sikwenzayo Kwizithunzi' kukuThatha okutsha kwiiVampires kwiVen yeVel Brooks

Ngalo lonke ixesha ujonge into yoqobo,Ndonwabile ukucebisa ngento entsha, engalindelekanga neyamkelekileyo yokuthabatha i-vampires-evela eNew Zealand, kuzo zonke iindawo. Kuyabizwa Oko Sikwenzayo Kwizithunzi, kwaye ayifani nantoni na owakha wayibona ngaphambili.

Oko kwenziwa ngabasiki begazi kule nto bayenzayo, ngaphakathi okanye ngaphandle kwezithunzi, kukwenze uhleke. Le yenye yezo zinto zifunyenwe zizonwabisa kumdlalo bhanyabhanya owoyikisayo ogqithisileyo Iprojekthi yeBlair Witch malunga neqela lababukeli befilimu abazimisele ukugubungela uluntu olufihlakeleyo lwezilo ezahlukeneyo ezibeka ibhola ebizwa ngokuba yi-Unholy Masquerade. Ilungu ngalinye leqela labasebenzi lalinxibe umnqamlezo kwaye lanikwa ukhuseleko zizifundo eziphambili zefilimu-abantu abane abahlala nabo kwi-vampire abavuma ukuvula ubomi babo obuyimfihlo okokuqala ukuze kwandiswe ulwazi loluntu.

Oyena mhlobo mhle kwaye uhlekisayo nguViago, oneminyaka engama-379 ubudala. Emva koko kukho umdikoni, umvukeli weqela lemigulukudu, olala ejonge phantsi ngokungathi lilulwane. (Uneminyaka eyi-183 kuphela, ngoko akayazi enye into ebhetele.) UVladislar, u-862, unegumbi lakhe lokuhlukumeza, angasalisebenzisi kakhulu kuba ubuchule buye bacokiswa ngakumbi kula maxesha. Ngaphandle koko, ngubani onokukhuphisana noPetyr oneminyaka engama-8 000 ubudala, onentloko enenkqayi, iminwe yakhe kunye neminwe emide, ebukhali ngakumbi kwisikolo saseNosferatu.

Ziyahlekisa, ziyakhuphisana, zililize (Ndaba yivampire xa ndandineminyaka eyi-16, ndazigwagwisa uVlad, yiyo loo nto ndihlala ndijongeka njenge-16) kwaye ndoyikeka ekugcineni indlu icocekile. Banopolitiko losapho olwahlukileyo, kodwa xa une-vampire ezine kwiflethi enye, ubotshiwe. Balala emabhokisini kwaye babeke iwotshi yabo ye-alam yombane ngentsimbi yesi-6. busuku ngabunye, kodwa bahlala nabo, ngokunjalo. Enye yeengxaki zokungabonakali kwisibuko kukuba ufuna omnye umntu ukuba akuxelele indlela obukeka ngayo.

UJackie ngumntu oqhuba imisebenzi yakhe kwaye ephindwe kabini njengomgcini wendlu, ebabonelela ngamaxhoba amatsha. Ngokubuyisa, bayathembisa, ngenye imini baya kumluma entanyeni kwaye banike ubomi obungunaphakade kuye, naye. Kwaye bahlala bebona icala eliqaqambileyo lwazo zonke iingxaki. Emva kokuntywila ngamazinyo akhe kwisidumbu esitsha sabasetyhini ngokukhawuleza kangangokuba sitsho ngeplasma kwigumbi lonke, iViago (okanye ngaba nguVlad?) Ajikele kwikhamera axolise: Kulungile, ukuze ingahambi kakuhle, ndibethe umthambo ophambili . Ke ewe, sisiphithiphithi sokwenene. Kwicala eliphezulu, ndicinga ukuba ubenexesha elimnandi ngokwenene. Macabre kodwa hilarious, uguquko lwabo lwamva nje, u-hick ogama linguNick, uzama ukubazisa ngokukhawuleza nge-Intanethi kunye nenkcazo Ngorhatya uthotho. Konke kukhokelela kwimfihlo ephezulu ye-Unholy Masquerade Ball apho iqela losapho elincinci libekwe khona ngoo-werewolves kwaye yiyo yonke into ayithandayo. Hayi ngenxa yokuphela kwentliziyo, kodwa andizange ndilinde ukubona oko kwenzekayo emva koko. Ezi vampires azikho buthuntu.

Ibhalwe yaza yayalelwa nge-encomium yeengcinga nguJemaine Clement kunye noTaika Waititi (naye odlala iVlad kunye neViago, ngokulandelelana, nangokonwaba okukhulu) imovie iboniswa yeyona mifanekiso mihle yobugcisa belizwe lamaxesha aphakathi, imizobo ye-vampire, imizobo, iimpahla , izithambiso kunye neemfashini ezihlala zihlanganisene kwifilimu eyoyikisayo, eqokelelwe koovimba, iigalari zobugcisa kunye neelayibrari zophando ezisuka eAustin, eTexas, zaya eSalzburg, eOstriya. Xa ungoyisi ngenxa yokoyikeka, kuhlala kukho into emangazayo. Ekugqibeleni, into abayenzayo ezithunzini inegazi elingenakuthelekiswa nanto. Ufanele umthande uViago, iDracula enesizungu ojikela kwikhamera xa evala kwaye evakalisa ubudlelwane bakhe bokuqala obonwabileyo kwiinkulungwane ezine kunye nomntu omdala obonakala ngathi wonwabile yimeko yakhe entsha njengevampire: Abanye abantu bayaphambana malunga nokwahluka kweminyaka. Bathi lenza ntoni eli nenekazi lineminyaka engama-96 nomfana ophindwe kane kubudala bakhe? Banokundibiza ngokuba ndingu-cradle snatcher. Yintoni? Ndithathe isigqibo sokumluma kwaye ngoku siza kuba kunye ngonaphakade.

I-Vampires ine-rap embi. Kodwa aba bantu abaze babe mopey, ii-antics zabo ngokulula zinokubhalwa nguMel Brooks, kwaye kuya kufuneka uvume ukuba bahlukile.