Ba… bayankqonkqoza kwakhona.Hulu
UVinnie: Makhe sithethe malunga nendlela aba dick babini abaza kutshabalalisa ngayo indalo iphela.
Ukuba yinto enye 11.22.63 iihadi rhoqo – ngaphandle kwendlela umtsalane kaJames Franco odlula ngayo ixesha, indawo, kunye nemikhwa yentlalo yee-1960s- lixesha lokuba le yinto ebuthathaka, kwaye ukuba uphazamisa ikhosi yendalo iya kukunika umhlaza okanye ikwenze ibhulukhwe yakho . Ngamanye amaxesha bobabini. Ngamanye amaxesha bobabini KUNYE ngequbuliso ube sisikhuthazo sika-1998 IHolooweentown , kwaye emva koko ngumphumo webhola ekhephu IHolooweentown 2, 3, kunye no-4 : Buyela eHalloweentown .
Inqaku yile , UJake uyakwazi oku. UMthetho oYilwayo, ngaphandle kokutshintsha kwebhloko yeenkuni enxibe itanki ngaphezulu ngokubaluleka, iyayazi le nto. Sooooo ngokwendalo, elona khondo likhuselekileyo kukuya ku-A) Zama ukhawuleze umfazi ka-Lee Harvey Oswald, okanye u-B) alale, alale naye, ahlukane, emva koko avume uthando lwakho kwintetho engaqhelekanga yokukhumbuza Ndicaphula nje inkwenkwe Ukujonga iNtaba kuqhawulo-mtshato owayengumyeni wakhe ubeka into yokunxiba kwi-dick yakhe kuba… asazi ngokwenyani kodwa njengommiselo oqhelekileyo wobhontsi andikaze ndixakeke ngabantu abathandayo ababeka iingubo zokunxiba kwidick yabo, nangasiphi na isizathu. Ngokukodwa ukuba loo mntu uyakwazi ukungena egumbini lam lokulala ukuze ashiye imvulophu kwitafile yam ecaleni kwebhedi ngaphandle kokundivusa.
Ngokwenene, ekuphela kwento yokuthabatha apha… yintoni? Jake ngaba uBill usisidenge? Ewe ndiyaqikelela. Zizidenge nje, kwaye ndiyaqikelela, kwaye zikwanoxanduva lwekamva njengoko sisazi. Lindela, ngaba oku kube nje Umthetho osayilwayo kunye noTed ? Linda, wenze AKUKHO NAMNYE fikelela kuKeanu Reeves malunga neenkwenkwezi kulo mboniso?
Drew : Kulungile, NDIYAFUNA ukubonisa ukuba bekukho amaxesha amnandi kwesi siqendu sinamaqhuma, ekubonakala ngathi sithatha ixesha lokuhamba NGEXESHA LOKWENZEKA, ngandlela thile liyadika.
- Ndiyayithanda indlela uHulu ayikhupha ngayo kanye ngeveki njengomboniso wokusasaza. Oko kuyenza ibelula kakhulu kunokuyikhupha nje njengeqhwa elikhulu ukuba ii-guarantee akukho mntu ubukeleyo ngaxeshanye (KANYE NESITHUBA) ??
- Kukho amaxesha ekubhaleni abonisa ubukrelekrele ngokupheleleyo kwaye uzive ungowangoku kwaye uphuma ngokwenkcubeko ngendlela eboniswa ziimbalwa. Enye yazo nguFranco evala nje ngokupheleleyo iarchetype yazo zonke izinto ezenziwa ngumntu onguKumkani uStephen ngekhe abe nengxaki yokungaziphathi kakuhle ethi: Umama wakho ubeke iingubo zokunxiba kwidayisi yakho? Phuma kum ebusweni bam kwaye ukhase umva phantsi kwelitye uxolise isaka le-shit. Iyamangalisa ngokupheleleyo indlela ejika ngokukhawuleza ngayo le ndoda isoyikiso kwisoyikiso sobuso obothukileyo i-emoji (nge-fedora).
Ewe, wha? - lo mboniso wobubi.Hulu Andiqinisekanga nokuba yintoni eyenza lo mboniso ube mkhulu kangaka. Ngaba sisixa sokuqalekisa esenziwa nguJake, esibonakala ngathi sivelana ngokungakhathali ukusuka ku-2016 utitshala onobulali ukuya kumlinganiswa kaMartin Scorsese? Ngaba yindlela uFranco abonakala ngathi akaphawuleli ngayo kulo mfo, kodwa onke amadoda anezithunzi kuzo ZONKE iincwadi zeStephen King? (Ndifunga isithixo: kwindalo iphela kaStephen King, onke amadoda ahamba-hamba ngeebhanti zokunxiba kwiidick zawo, ngalo lonke ixesha.) Ngaba ubuso bomntu lo basabela? Andazi! Kodwa yayihle kakhulu; njengokujonga umntu oqhelene kakhulu nemisebenzi kaKumkani inyathela kwindalo iphela, eyona nto ingoyena mntu ungowona mlandeli.
3) Ndibize ngokupheleleyo uJake ndisebenzisa Utatomkhulu Kwibali lakhe elikwiqweqwe, kwaye xa ndabuza uVinnie ukuba ndifumene ibhaso lokuqagela inqaku, wandixelela ukuba Ufumene ibhaso elifanayo lomboniso, ulingana nokulingana nokubeka isinxibo kwi-dingus yam yokomfuziselo (okanye nantoni na aphorism abayisebenzisayo kulo mboniso.)
I-4) Ukudideka kancinci kukaJake ukuba kutheni uSadie esebenze malunga nemeko yeempahla. Ngokunyaniseka, xa esakha ukurhanela kobusuku bomtshato wakhe kwaye ethetha ngokumemeza xa echukumisa ingqumbo yendoda yakhe, uyambona uJake ezilungiselela into ENKULU. Kwaye ke yimpahla yokunxiba kwi-dingus trope, kwaye uJake ufana no-Oh, kulungile. Ewe, ayonto inkulu kangako leyo. Ndicinga ukuba ubuya noSadie ukuza kuthi ga ngoku kwaye ambonise indawo enye yangasese kaPaul Giamatti Iibhiliyoni kwaye ulahlekelwe nje (ngumfuziselo).
UVinnie: UJake uphosisa umsebenzi we-dude e-creepy kunye ne-dressspin eqhotyoshelwe kwi-crotch yakhe yokuphazanyiswa kwe-CIA inike idosi yam 11.22.63 -Ibhanti ehlekisayo ndinqwenela iveki nganye. Ndiyayonwabela indlela ekhawuleza ngayo iJake ukuya kwisiphelo. Imvulophu eyimfihlakalo + ukucwangciswa okungacacanga kwiteyiphu evakalayo + isakhiwo esigcwele oonongogo EYONKE ikwayindawo efihlakeleyo yokuhlangana kukarhulumente enegama eligqithisiweyo le-candy bar = CIA. Ngaphandle kwamathandabuzo ngayo. UJake wade wayishwankathela ngokugqibeleleyo:
UGeorge ngumpu, u-Lee yimbumbulu, i-CIA itsala umdla. Ke ndingu… holster? Ukuthanda ukubeka umpu? Ewe, uBill, yiyo loo nto ikwenzayo… njengesaphetha esothusayo sama-1960s notolo? Okanye umnqamlezo! NjengoDaryl ku Ukuhamba kwabafileyo? Owu ndoda, uBill, uza kuluthanda uthando Abahamba befile.
Drew : Ewe, lo mboniso unengxaki yokugcina imikhosi yawo isoyikisa ngokungacacanga. Ngaba YIMBALI eyathumela loo mvulophu ihotele, kuba imbali ayithandi kutshintshwa? Okanye yi CIA? Okanye i-FBI? Okanye umntu owayengumyeni owayenomsindo enesinxibo kwi-dingus yakhe kunye nezembe lokusila? Okanye ngaba licebo le-SUPER lokuba ngandlela thile lidibanise yonke imibutho emithathu enesithunzi njenge Umdibaniso wobubi ?
Jonga, uJakes uvela KWIXESHA ELIZAYO, apho iitruther zithathwa njengezinto ezintle, kodwa kuyacaca ukuba kule minyaka mibini ayichithe ngaphambili- nokuba SISAZI into esiyaziyo ngoku malunga nokunqongophala kwemibutho karhulumente ukwenza uhlaselo olucetyiweyo ngolu hlobo. kwi-theorist yeqhinga eliphambeneyo. Le ntetho ingentla ayinangqondo. Kwaye yintoni ukuthatha? Nokuba uOswald waye wafunwa kwakhona yi-C.I.A. ukuthatha i-Walker, wayehambe kakubi kuKennedy?
Kuhle! Iziphumo ziya kuhlala zifana: thatha u-Oswald! Oku akufuneki ukuba kube nzima ngokungeyomfuneko, Jake! AyisiyiChinatown! Sebenzisa ingalo yakho yomatshini !
UVinnie: UJake wenza ingoma ngokungaqhelekanga Ndabona Ukuma Kwakhe Kukho utsalela ingqalelo kuzo zonke iindlela uJake anokuthi axhase ngayo le adventure ngaphandle kokufumana umsebenzi osisigxina wokufundisa kwi-bumfuck iiyure zase-Texas kude ne-Dallas. Njengoko, andazi, phrinta umculo wephepha kwi-Sgt. Ipepper ngaphambi kokuba udlule kumngxunya wexesha kwaye usebenzise le minyaka mibini uyichithile NGAPHANDLE kokufunda isiRashiya ukukhupha izitshixo ukuya kuthi xa ndineminyaka engama-64 kwiminyaka emithathu ngaphambi kokuba loo ngoma ibekhona.
Drew : Kwaye, zeziphi izizathu ezothusayo anazo uJake ngale nto. Oo, iiBeatles ngabahlobo bam bokucinga. Haha, buxoki obugqibeleleyo, A +. Kutheni ungatsho nje ukuba Yibhendi evela kwikamva? okanye, kungcono okwangoku, i-v. epholileyo ye-2016 yokungahoyi izimvo ezisetyenziswa ngabo bonke abafana kwimihla abathetha ngomculo: Owu, ngekhe uve ngabo.
Ukungakwazi kukaJake ukuza nobuxoki obunokuthenjwa emva kweminyaka edlulileyo, kum, yeyona nxalenye incinci inokukholeleka yalo mboniso. Uye wanaphakade weza nebali elingaphandle, kodwa sekunjalo ethetha noMissMna, ungazibona ngokoqobo iivili zisila entlokweni yakhe njengoko ethe chu kakhulu uza esihlaziya isiqwenga somdlalo bhanyabhanya odumileyo. Inye, ngasendleleni, ibandakanya ulwaphulo-mthetho olwalulungile kwaye lwalusebenza kwii-1950s. Luhlobo lomzuzu wobuso-wesundu xa uJake eqonda ukuba akanyanzelekanga ukuba apele nje ukuba yintoni iarhente yokukhusela amangqina, kodwa namafiya ngokunjalo. Ngelo xesha, kutheni ungamxeleli nje ukuba ungumhambi wexesha? Kubonakala kulula ukuginya emva koko Kulungile, ke liqela labafana base-Italiya eNew York abavela kwiintsapho ezahlukeneyo, kwaye ABANYE babo bafuna ukuvumela iziyobisi kwiqela labo lolwaphulo-mthetho, kodwa ABANYE abenzi njalo. Kwaye kukho uFredo….
UVinnie: Zonke ndizithathile kuJake ndisebenzisa iyelenqe ukusuka Utatomkhulu njengoko ikhava ngumdlalo omnandi obizwa ngokuba ziiNcwadi zeNcwadi zeKamva endinokuzisebenzisa njengoAlibi ukuba bendikhe ndahamba-ixesha Umzekelo:
- Yonke iyelenqe le Mdlalo yokulamba trilogy, ngandlela thile.
- Ibali likaBatman lemvelaphi, thabatha malunga ne- $ 1 yezigidigidi.
- Ukubamba intonga ekufutshane kunye nokumemeza isipelingi sokuqala esivela kuHarry Potter esathi safika engqondweni / simbiza umntu ukuba abe nguMuggle kwaye sihleli ngasemva ngokucekisekayo.
Drew : Kananjalo, ndiyazi ukuba yidolophana encinci kwaye konke, kodwa ukusukela nini uJake kufuneka aphendule kuMiss Mimi? Ndiyathetha, eli liXESHA elinye apho kuya kulunga ukusebenzisa ikhadi le-1960 laseMzantsi lase-Southern racism. Akabizi shots, umlungu! Wenza. INDODA EMHLOPHE!
UVinnie: Ukuthetha ngabantu baseRussia kunye nokubetha (ndicinga ukuba ndiwathethile la mazwi… amanqaku amahlanu adlulileyo?), U-Lee noMarina Oswald. Ngaba sikhona isibonelelo SOKUNGAYEKISI u-Lee Harvey Oswald ukubetha umfazi wakhe, ngaphandle komgaqo ophazamisayo wokuba uJake waphule ixesha elili-112,263? Okwangoku ithiyori ye-CIA iphume ngefestile, kwaye u-Lee Harvey Oswald ngekhe abe ngumbulali ocacileyo ukuba angathumela iZicwangciso zam zokuBulala uMongameli asayine kwifestile yakhe engaphambili. Eyona meko imbi kakhulu, uqhekeza unxibe isitya sentlanzi entloko kwaye uthi ikratshi asile Ndivela kwikamva uyeke ukubetha umfazi wakho kwaye ngokuqinisekileyo ungabulali oomongameli!
Ngaba uyazi ukuba ingoyikisa kangakanani umntu ukusukela ngo-1963 ???
Drew : Vinnie, ngeli xesha ndicinga ukuba kungcono ukuba siyeke ukubuza ukuba kutheni uJake engaxeleli wonke umntu ukuba usuka kwixesha elizayo. Yidolophu encinci. Nangona kunjalo, kutheni angaxeleli wonke umntu ukuba uyabazi ubuqhetseba babo be-dresspin dingus iqhinga, okanye uvela kwi-C.I.A., okanye i-FBI, kunzima ukuyiqonda. Uphazamisa LONKE IXESHA! Imithetho yakhe engenakuphikiswa malunga nokuba AKUKHO kuphazamisana ngokunyanisekileyo lelona candelo libalulekileyo lomboniso. Uvumelekile ukuba asebenzise ubuchule bakhe bexesha elizayo kuyo yonke indawo ebalisayo ngaphandle kwale ebethunyelwe emva kuyo ngexesha lokulungisa? Ngaba akazange abone Iinkawu ezili-12 ? Ngaba kunokwenzeka ngo-2016; ukuba ayiyifilimu kaTerry Gilliam kunezoyikekayo Ulungelelwaniso lweSyFy ?
Ingcinga yokugqibela malunga nokuxoka okukhohlakeleyo kukaJake: kubonakala ngathi kutsiba xa uSadie efumana ubuncwane bakhe bemisindo yothando yaseRussia ukuba umbuzo wakhe wokuqala NGUBANI? Ngokwenene, uSadie? Ndiyathetha, kungcono kunokubaleka uphume ukhala, njengokuba wenzile kumyeni wakho wokugqibela, kodwa uJake unokukuchaza ngokulula oku. NdinguJake, isoka lakho, kwaye ndifunda isiRashiya! Ndiyathetha, kuya kuba bubuxoki, kuba AKAFUNDI isiRashiya, akukho nelinye igama lalo (Ndiyabulela uthixo ukuba bathetha ngesiNgesi! Ngumgca we-M.V.P onqabileyo wesiganeko), kodwa ugcina amanzi. Uyazibuza ukuba uSadie akazukufumanisa malunga nokubaleka kukaJake kunye nokukhala nje NDIPHI? okanye into engenangqondo ngokulinganayo. Ukuba nezixhobo zokumamela ezingaqhelekanga ekhayeni lakho akawutshintshi umbuzo wokuba Ungubani wena nje, ngathi Yintoni isivumelwano sakho, ndoda?
UVinnie: Ndilungise ukuba andilunganga kodwa yayinguVincent Adultman ovela Bojack Horeseman echwechwa kwizithunzi ekupheleni apho?
Drew : Ewe, ubuncinci unxibe impahla efanelekileyo.
