Oh uMark Zuckerberg, ulikhadi elinjalo.Chip Somodevilla / Getty Izithombe Owu, UMark Zuckerberg, ukuba eyona nto imbi kakhulu eyenziwe nguFacebook kukufundisa wonke umntu kumalungu ashushu kwiklasi yeHarvard ka2003.
Kuzo zonke iiyure ezili-10 zokubuza ngokubambisana kwiintsuku ezimbini, uZuckerberg wayedla ngokukhankanya ukuqala kwendawo yakhe kwigumbi lokulala eHarvard. Ewe, kwiminyaka eli-15 ukusukela ngoko, u-Facebook uye waba ligunya elinamandla liphela iibhiliyoni ezimbini abasebenzisi benyanga.
Kodwa iinkumbulo zikaHarvard yayingezizo kuphela iindawo ezihlekisayo zobungqina bakhe. Nalu udibaniso lwamaxesha esiwathandayo.
Abalinganiswa beCostumed
Ubumnandi buqale ngaphambi kokuba uZuckerberg angene kwigumbi ngolwe-Lwesibini, xa omnye wababukeli ethathe isigqibo sokungenelela kukhetho lwaseRussia kunyulo luka-2016.
Umntu othile weza kwinkundla yokunxiba enxibe njenge-troll yaseRussia. pic.twitter.com/ZdPEK9MDne
-Kevin Roose (@kevinroose) Epreli 10, 2018
Ukunxiba impahla yokunxiba kwiintlanganiso zeNdlu yeeNgwevu sisiko elihlonitshwayo lixesha. Xa abaphathi be-Equifax bangqina phambi kweCongress kunyaka ophelileyo, omnye wabanxibileyo wayenxibe njengeNdoda eyiMonopoli.
Indoda enxibe kabukhali
Kuzo zombini iintsuku zobungqina, uZuckerberg wayenxibe isuti kunye neqhina kunale T-shirt yesiqhelo kunye nejean.
Oko kusenokwenzeka ukuba kwamthuthuzela umcebisi oyintloko wezoqoqosho e-White House uLarry Kudlow, ngubani uxelele iintatheli ngoMvulo ukuba iZuckerberg kufuneka ithintele i-phony bologna… ii-hoodies kunye ne-dungarees. Uye wathi angamnceda uZuckerberg acoce isenzo sakhe.
Indoda yeCongress of Mystery
Amagosa aliqela e-Facebook ahamba noZuckerberg ukuya eWashington, DC Kodwa omnye ngokukodwa wabamba uninzi lweendaba zosasazo. 
Umntu othile akonwabanga ukubakho.Youtube
Indoda engonwabanga kakuhle ehleli ngasemva kweZuckerberg yajika yaba yiyo UJoel Kaplan , Usekela-mongameli we-Facebook womgaqo-nkqubo woluntu jikelele. Ndiyakuvuyela uJoel, uyimeme ngoku.
SikwiQela Lomnye Nomnye
U-Kaplan kunye nabalingane bakhe banokuba bexakekile kwiintsuku ezizayo kulandela kunye neCongress malunga nazo zonke izinto uZuckerberg angazaziyo.
Umsunguli we-Facebook kunye ne-CEO khange baphendule imibuzo emininzi, bephendula rhoqo ndiza kuthi iqela lam libuyele kuwe.
Ngaphezulu kobungqina bakhe beentsuku ezimbini, uZuckerberg isetyenzisiwe Umahluko weli binzana ngaphezulu kwamaxesha angama-50.
UkuSkrola ngokuBucala
UZuckerberg uhlala esithi imfihlo ibalulekile kuFacebook, kodwa nokuba uvumile ukuba imigaqo-nkqubo yenkampani iyayithintela loo mishini.
ZikaFacebook umthetho wabucala ingaphezu kwama-3 000 amagama, kwaye Umgaqo-nkqubo wedatha lelinye igama lamawaka amabini. Uninzi lwabasebenzisi bayaskrola kuyo, ngokukaZuckerberg.
Imigaqo-nkqubo emide yabucala iyabhida, utshilo ekuveni kwangoLwesibini. Asilindelanga ukuba uninzi lwabantu luya kufuna ukuya kufunda uxwebhu olusemthethweni olupheleleyo.
Kodwa wonke umntu unethuba… uZuckerberg wongeze, emva kokubuzwa imibuzo malunga nemigaqo yenkonzo kaFacebook.
Izikhewu zoLuntu
Imbono yeminyaka eliwaka kaZuckerberg yaxabana ngokubonakalayo naleyo yee-senators zimbuza ( uninzi lwabo lungaphezulu kwama-80 ).
Kwakukho amaxesha aliqela ngexesha lokumanyelwa apho i-tech titan yanyanzeliswa khona ukuba ifundise iisenethi kuqoqosho lweenkampani zobuchwephesha.
Xa uSenator Orrin Hatch wabuza uZuckerberg ukuba uFacebook angayigcina njani imodeli yeshishini xa isimahla, uphendule ngamagama amane alula: I-Senator, siqhuba iintengiso.
Ngelishwa, uHatch izitulo IQela leNdlu yeeNgwevu ye-Senate.
Umfanekiso ufanele iwaka lamagama
Kwaye ubuso beSenator John Thune bathetha kakhulu.
Isihlalo sikaHatch sasihlala sibuhlungu ngokunyanisekileyo ngumbuzo wakhe. 
Ooh, u-Orrin usebenzile nje.Youtube
Ngokwenene u-Thune usebenze ngakwicala lemehlo amatyeli aliqela ngexesha lokuva kwangoLwesibini.
Icala lomgangatho wecala likaJohn Thune phakathi ku-Facebook ukuva (ngeGetty) pic.twitter.com/ChYFYuASd9
-UJoe Perticone (@JoePerticone) Epreli 10, 2018
ISass Master uLindsey Graham
I-senator evela eSouth Carolina yaphefumlela obunye bobungqina obuhlekisayo bukaZuckerberg.
Emva kokufunda icandelo lomgaqo-nkqubo wabucala we-Facebook, uGraham wathi: Ndiligqwetha, andinalwazi lokuba oko kuthetha ntoni.
Uye wabuza malunga nemodeli yeshishini likaFacebook kunye nokusilela kwayo kokukhuphisana:
Graham: Awucingi ukuba une-monopoly?
UZuckerberg: Ngokuqinisekileyo ayiziva ngathi kum.
Igumbi leNdlu yeeNgwevu yaqhuma yintsini. Kwanele ngoku.
Ukwabelana ngolwazi
USenator uDick Durbin uqhubeke nokuhlekisa ngokubuza uZuckerberg ukuba uza kuliveza na igama lehotele awayehlala kuyo eWashington okanye ngabantu awabathumela umyalezo xa wayelapho.
Akumangalisi ukuba uZuckerberg athi hayi.
Ndicinga ukuba inokuba yile nto malunga naloo nto: ilungelo lakho lokuba nemfihlo, umda welungelo lakho kwimfihlo nokuba unikela malini eMelika yanamhlanje… Durbin deadpanned.
Wonke umntu kufuneka abe nolawulo malunga nendlela esetyenziswa ngayo ulwazi lwabo, uZuckerberg wakhawuleza wabuyela umva.
Oko kunokubonakala kungumnqa okuvela entlokweni yenkampani yemidiya yoluntu, kodwa uZuckerberg wacacisa kusuku lwesibini lobungqina bakhe ukuba lo mbandela wawuyimfihlo: utyhile ukuba idatha yakhe yobuqu ifakiwe kulwaphulo-mthetho lweCambridge Analytica oluchaphazele abasebenzisi abazizigidi ezingama-87.
Ukuhamba ngokukhawuleza — ngokukhawuleza okukhulu
Kuninzi okwenziweyo kwiintsuku zombini zobungqina malunga ne-Facebook's motto, Shukumisa ngokukhawuleza kwaye uqhekeze izinto.
Kodwa njengoko uZuckerberg watsho, kwi-2014, imantra yenkampani itshintshiwe Ukuhamba ngokukhawuleza ngezixhobo ezizinzileyo.
Yeyona mantra enganeno kakhulu, wathi.
Oko kwakungonelanga kwiCongressman uGreg Walden, owayekhokele ukumamela kweNdlu yabameli ngoLwesithathu.
Ndicinga ukuba lixesha lokubuza ukuba ingaba i-Facebook isenokuhamba ngokukhawuleza kwaye yaphule izinto ezininzi, utshilo kwingxelo yakhe yokuvula.
Ndiyakuhalalisela ngokungahanjiswa, uMarko
Ubuncinci be-congressmen kwingxoxo yangoLwesithathu yabonisa ukuba uZuckerberg wayeze ngokuzithandela eCapitol Hill.
Awukho apha ngenxa yokuba ubuyisiwe, ngenxa yoko siyayixabisa loo nto, utshilo u-Congressman uJoe Barton.
UBarton, ngakumbi, wayebonakala engumlandeli omkhulu weZuckerberg. Ngokukhawuleza wabhekisa kutyelelo lokuqala lweSilicon Valley eWashington e2010.
Ndinomfanekiso wakho xa uneenwele ezigobileyo, utshilo uBarton. KULUNGILE…
Ngaba bonke abazali abakhulileyo bakwiFacebook?
Mhlawumbi olu luhlobo lobuchwephesha: Njengotata weentombi…
Ngalo lonke ixesha lokuva kwangoLwesithathu, abameli abaninzi babonisa ukuba abazali babo asebekhulile basebenzise uFacebook njengendlela yokufumana abazukulwana, nangona isusa umyalezo wabo wokuba i-Facebook sisixhobo esidumileyo esisetyenziswa ngumntu wonke.
I-Congressman uJohn Shimkus ungene kweyona nkcukacha, ethetha ngoyise oneminyaka engama-88 kunye nomama wakhe, osebenzisa i-iPad kuba engakwazi ukuphatha ikhibhodi.
UShimkus uphinde wancoma uFacebook ekusasazeni (funda: ukusasaza ngqo) i-DRM Baseball Game kunyaka ophelileyo. Unjani, bantwana bam?
UScott Adams Ufumene uPapasho oluKhulu
Ngubani owaziyo ukuba uninzi lweenkongolo lwaluthanda UDilbert ?
I-Congressman yase-Texas uMichael Burgess wazisa ngo-1997 UDilbert comic strip apho isihloko somlinganiswa sityeshela ukufunda isivumelwano selayisensi yomsebenzisi.
Emuva ngo-1997, uDilbert wayilungisa. Kwiminyaka engamashumi amabini ananye kamva, bambalwa kakhulu abantu baseMelika abafunda 'imigaqo kunye neemeko' esivumelana nazo mihla le. Abathengi kufuneka babe nezixhobo kunye nezixhobo abazidingayo ukuze baqonde indlela yokukhusela idatha yabo. pic.twitter.com/FIJbb6BCfQ
-UMichael Burgess, MD (@michaelcburgess) Epreli 11, 2018
UBurgess ekubhekiselwe kuye UDilbert umdali uScott Adams njenge-teknoloji yakhe enkulu.
Umntu wase-Texas Congressman uGene Green emva koko walandela ikhathuni.
Kuyathuthuzela ukuba ii-congressmen zifumane ingcebiso yezobuchwephesha kumaphepha ahlekisayo.
Ukukhupha uJim Carrey
Imibuzo yangoLwesithathu eyoyikisayo yavela kwiCongresswoman (okanye gentlemady) uMarsha Blackburn.
Waqala ngokuthelekisa uluntu olonwabisayo lukaFacebook Umboniso weTruman . Emva koko, watyhola uZuckerberg ngokwenza iifilimu.
I-Blackburn yayiyenye ye amalungu amahlanu eCongress ngubani ogcobe uZuckerberg malunga neDayimane kunye neSilika, i-pro-Trump vlogging duo efumene ucofe uFacebook ngenxa yokuba umxholo wabo uthathwa njengongakhuselekanga eluntwini.
IDayimane kunye neSilika ayibobugrogrisi, utshilo uBlackburn.
Umntu Usamthiyile Inethiwekhi yokuNxibelelana
I-Congressman uBilly Long uthathe uZuckerberg emva kweentsuku zakhe zekholeji ngokubuza malunga ne-Facemash, le webhusayithi ikhankanywe ngentla esele iqalisiwe nguZuckerberg kwikholeji ukuze abeke ukubonakala kwabasetyhini.
Ngelixa eqinisekisa ukuba iFacememash ibingaxhunyiwe kwi-intanethi, uZuckerberg uthathe ithuba lokuhlaba umboniso bhanyabhanya ophumelele u-Oscar.
Kwakukho imovie malunga noku, yayiyinyani engacacanga, utshilo.
Ngaba uDavid Fincher kunye noAaron Sorkin bayafumaneka Inethiwekhi yokuncokola 2 ?
Ukulungisa iRekhodi
Kwakukho imiba eliqela eyinyani kwiintsuku ezimbini zokumanyelwa ngumbonisi onokuthi ancede nayo.
Kuqala, ngolwe-Lwesibini, uSenator Ted Cruz ubuze uZuckerberg ukuba ingaba ikhona na idatha malunga nokuba bangaphi abasebenzi baka-Facebook abafake igalelo kumaphulo eRiphabhlikhi. UZuckerberg uthe wayengazi.
Njengoko uMbonisi uxele ngoFebruwari, nangona kunjalo, uFacebook noTwitter banikele ngaphezulu kwe- $ 2 yezigidi kwiphulo likaMongameli likaHillary Clinton kodwa ngaphantsi kwe- $ 35,000 kuDonald Trump.
Emva koko, ngolwe-Lwesithathu, u-Congressman u-Tony Cárdenas wazisa u-Zuckerberg malunga neendaba ezithi intloko ye-Cambridge Analytica igxothiwe u-Alexander Nix.
Abasebenzi bam bandibhalele nje, utshilo uCárdenas.
Ewe, unokufuna abasebenzi abatsha. UNix waye unqunyanyisiwe uvela kule nkampani kwiiveki ezintathu ezidlulileyo, kodwa akakagxothwa.
UCárdenas ukwathe abantu abazizigidi ezingama-89 bavuna idatha yabo eCambridge Analytica. Inani ngenene 87 yezigidi .
Kwaye uZuckerberg ngokwakhe wenza impazamo enye ebonakalayo ngasekupheleni kobungqina bangoLwesithathu.
ICongressman Buddy Carter iqaphele ukuba ukuzingelwa ngokungekho mthethweni ngokungekho mthethweni bekudala kuyingxaki kuFacebook, ekuthiwa yiCEO yayingazi kwanto ngayo.
Oko kuyindida ngokumangalisayo, kuba kwinyanga ephelileyo u-Facebook wayengomnye weenkampani ezingama-21 zobuchwephesha ezathembisa ukunciphisa ukurhweba ngabantu ngezilwanyana kumaqonga akwi-intanethi ngama-80 epesenti ngowama-2020.
Iqela lakho kungcono libuyele kuwe ngolwazi olungcono kwixesha elizayo, Phawula.
