UMat Bomer wehla waya kuDrake waseMelika Ibali loyikekayo: Ihotele . (FX) Uyazi, andikaze ndiyifumane yonke into kaMat Bomer. Mhlawumbi kungenxa yokuba andinakuxela Ikhola emhlophe ukusuka Ingqondo ukusukela embindini wee-aughts zakudala Xo ka kum , kwaye ke ndisoloko ndifumana uBomer edidekile noSimon Baker, okanye uTim Roth, okanye nabani na ovela kwiibhiliyoni zezinye iidrama zabacebisi bamapolisa phaya. Ndiyathetha, ndiye ndadlula kwimifanekiso Ikhola emhlophe ngaphambili kwaye wacinga Wow, laa mfo uvela Ubuhle baseMelika ufumana umsebenzi kwakhona, intle kakhulu! Ndiyathetha, ngobuchwephesha bendiphazama… okanye bendinolwazi nje lwe-SUPER malunga nenyani yokuba ngenye imini kuza kuza umboniso oza kubiza izakhono kunye nokubonakala okufanayo kwe-Wes Bentley kunye neBomer? Ngubani oza kuthi, ngokwenene?
Ngapha koko: UMat Bomer uyathandeka ngale ndlela ye-CW-dude. Ubonakala ngathi ukhulule ihempe yakhe, uyakukhazimla kwaye angabi nazinwele njengetywina elisandula ukuzalwa. (Ndicinga ukuba uBentley uneenwele ezikhulayo kwindawo ezingaqhelekanga.) Ukusukela umzekelo wokuqala wobukrelekrele bukaBomer wayebukele edlala i-Dead Male Hooker # 1 kwisizini ephelileyo Umboniso weFreak , Kwaye ekuphela kwento endikhe ndambona kuyo kamva yile ihotele , ungandixolela kancinci malunga nomfo. Akunjalo ukuba akayithandeki, kuba, kwi-bland, indlela yeBateman. Andimfumani nje enomdla okanye elungileyo. Ukuba besine Ibali laseMelika laseMelika Ibala elino-Evan Peters kwelinye icala kunye noFinn Wittrock kwelinye icala, kwaye isibuko sabizwa into enje, I dunno, Abantu baDrew Baza Kubulala Abantu baDrew bafuna ukubulala, Kulungile, Mhlawumbi 'Ukubulala kunamandla kakhulu iLizwi, kodwa Mhlawumbi vele uhambe kude kube ngunaphakade ?, uMat Bomer wayeza kuhlala kwindawo ethe tyaba embindini.
Kude KWELE SIQENDU SEVEKI. DUH-DUH-DUH.
Ndiyathetha ukuqala, asinanto ininzi eqhubekayo eCortez kwezi ntsuku. U-Iris uyi-vampire, kodwa uxakekile wenza eyakhe ividiyo ye-eulogy (ngubani owaziyo ukuba wayeyikati enkulu kunye nomntu wemvula?) U-Liv Taylor udibana nonyana wakhe, ongambonanga kwiminyaka engama-33 okanye enye into. Oko kukuthi, ngokubhekisele kuphuhliso lwesakhiwo ngaphambi kwesenzo sesithathu. Ewe, uJohn Lowe usenokungayazi imeko ye-vampire okwangoku? Okanye mhlawumbi wayenza kwaye wayilibala, kodwa nokuba yeyiphi indlela uyacaphuka xa uAlex ebonisa njenge-vampire, uSokie, kwaye emxelela ukuba uHaden usaphila (kinda) kwaye uhlala phantsi kophahla olufanayo nodadewabo. He is all You let me believe he was a hallucucination, kwaye ngesizathu esithile uAlex akaphenduli kwangoko kwaye Ungumbulali obulalayo onamabinzana amnyama okuba mnyama, ke makhe sibe nelizwi elinamandla kule meko, brah. Kwaye, ngobuchwephesha xa wamxelela ukuba uHaden wayenombono, wayecinga ukuba unguye. Ulibale nje ukuvuselela umyeni wakhe oza kuba ngumfazi kutshintsho lwesimo. (UScarlett, omnye umntwana kaLowe, ukhankanyiwe ngokufutshane kwaye uyadlula, kwaye loo nto incinci kumntwana wabo ophilayo omncinci kakhulu ukuba angabikho yedwa kwaye ukhathazwe kakhulu ngumama we-vampirism kunye notata okhupha umpu kunye ne-monster ekhubazekileyo usana kwigumbi labo lokuhlala luhlobo nje lwesitayile sokuba ngumzali se-LOL esele silindele kwaba babini.
Kodwa ke, konke oko kukuphela kwabo. Ukutshintshiselana ngesondo, uJohn unceda ukulandelela iqela labantwana be-vampire abajika ngengozi, kwaye omnye ubulawa yimasisi (elusizi) kunye nomnye-umntwana oneenwele ezibomvu owayedlala uDrew kwi Emanzi ashushu ehlobo laseMelika Umboniso weTV kwaye uvela nje kuyo yonke indawo kwezi ntsuku-luhlobo lwevumba elimnandi xa inenekazi elilinenekazi elilungileyo libarhangqa bonke libasa ehotele, apho libazisa kumnyango owenziwe ngentsimbi okhokelela kwipaseji emnyama, engapheliyo. kwaye ubaxelele ukuba baye konwaba.
Ewe? Utsho umntwana oneenwele ezibomvu, kodwa uyatyhalwa ungene. Yesu, ezi zimbini zenza ukubhujiswa kweVolturi yaBantwana abaNgafiyo kujongeka njengokukhulisa ihelikopta. (Nguwo lowo Twilight: Ukuqhawula iDawn 2 Isalathiso, kubo bonke abalandeli beQela Edward.)
NANGONA UNGANANGO! UMat Bomer udanisa kwiDlingling Hotling Bling yeDrake njengemizuzwana eyi-60 kule veki, kwaye yi-AH-MAZING. (Uxolo ngomgangatho wevidiyo, nangona!)
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85qRDPjV4lM]
Kwakhona, uDonovan njengomlingisi uwuphakamisile umdlalo wakhe kule veki: ukuphuma emini (linda, ayithandi na loo nto, yenze buthathaka nezi vampires zingadlaliyo?) Kwaye ubulale uValentino ngompu- vs-ngekrele umlo owawufana ngqo nalowo uvela I-Indiana Jones .
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anEuw8F8cpE]
Ujika uDonovan afune ukuba i-Countess imbulale, ayilungiselela ukuyenza, engalibali ingcebiso yomyeni wakhe wokuqala ukuba ayeke ukubulala umdla wesakhiwo, apho ngokungathandabuzekiyo ajika abe ziziporho ezinkulu ezicaphukisayo. (Jonga: Ngaba uDrake.)
EMVA koko! U-Liz Taylor no-Iris ngena, izibhamu zivutha! Badubula isixa samaxesha kwaye sisixhoma eweni, ndiyaqikelela, kuba awuboni ukuba kukho umntu odutyuliweyo. (IiVampire azikho bullet-proof, njengoko sihlala sikhunjuzwa.) Kodwa yiza, ayisiyiyo le Ipulp engeyonyani . Akukho ndlela naziphi na ezo mbumbulu ziphosakeleyo ZONKE. Imali yam ikukufa kukaDonovan kwaye u-Countess uyaphila, kwaye emva kwemizuzu emihlanu uDonovan ubuya elungile njengomphefumlo kwaye esoyika ukuba indlela yakhe yokubaleka imgwebele unaphakade obanjiwe kwintolongo yehotele.
Ukuthetha ngeentolongo, umsebenzi olungileyo uLiz Taylor: ekugqibeleni waxhuma kwakhona nonyana wakhe, osamkela ngakumbi isimo somzali wakhe sokudlulisa (kananjalo, ukushiya ngokupheleleyo) kunoPfefferman, kodwa kwangoko aqale ukubulala abaqeshi bakhe. Uthini umdlalo apha? Ndiyathetha, ngoku uya ejele ngenxa yokubulala. Okanye ijele ye-vampire yababulali bevampire. (Oko kwenzekile Igazi lokwenyani , kunene?)
Ke: indlela yokuhamba, izigqibo ezimbi macala onke, kodwa ubuncinci ndiyitshintshe ingqondo yam malunga neBomer, akunjalo?
