Ukuqinisekisa uAdam Levine ukuba Ngokwenyani uyiDouchebag

I-Douchebag (isibizo): i-asshole ene-obnoxious, ene-self-inflated, ihlala ikuzalisa ngomnqweno ongacimekiyo wokumbetha ngenqindi ebusweni. Bona kwakho: Jerk Off, Dick Head, Adam Levine.

Imvumi ephambili yeMaroon 5 isandula ukuxelelwa GQ ukuba akazazi ukuba uyingxowa yedouche, kwaye ndilapha ukuze ndimxelele ukuba akakho. Kuba ukubiza uAdam Levine ngokulula yingxowa yedouches yinto engekhoyo. NguDouchemaster. IDoucheking. U-Lord Douche, umlawuli wePlanethi yeDouche yeDouche Galaxy.

Ke ndizokuzibonakalisa ngokwenyani ngoku kwaye ndizibuze imibuzo enzima, ukufumanisa, kube kanye, ngokuqinisekileyo, nokuba ndiyibhegi yesokhethi, uMnu.Levine uxelele uJessica Pressler. Ndingakwazi ukunceda ngokulula. Kuyo yonke le minyaka, umnumzana uLevine uye wagcwala kwimithombo yeendaba zentlalo, unomathotholo, udliwanondlebe kunye nomabonakude ngentaba eqokelelweyo yobungqina obukhomba kwinto yokuba, enyanisweni, yeyona douche bag inkulu kwindalo iphela. Nazi ezona zikhanyayo.

• Ndivakalelwa kukuba abantu bayandazi kuphela njengemvumi ethandana namantombazana amahle. Incinci yebhimbo. Mhlawumbi ndandiluhlobo lwebimbo. Ndingumdude womculo owayehamba ze ngalo lonke ixesha kunye namantombazana, kwaye kulungile, akukho ngxaki kuloo nto. - Iinkcukacha , 2012
• Uyazi ukuba yintoni elungileyo yeyoga? UAdam Levine ubuza, ayeke phakathi phakathi kwengcinga njengoko exoxa ngobomi bakhe obunempilo. Utsala ngeenyawo zakhe, ibhalansi kwindawo yejethi yabucala emxinwa, akhombe kwindawo yakhe yokugcina ingqolowa, kwaye ahlaba isinqe sakhe njengeenkwenkwezi ezingamanyala. Ndiza kukuxelela ukuba yeyiphi ilungile yeyoga: Fuuuuck-ing. -Ibid
• Kukho amadoda ajija iihagu ezingaqondakali kakuhle, kwaye ke kukho amadoda athanda abafazi ngenene, acinga ukuba ngabona bantu bamangalisayo emhlabeni. Kwaye ndim. Mhlawumbi isizathu sokuba ndiziphathe kakubi, kwaye ndifuna ukulala nabaninzi babo, kukuba ndibathanda kakhulu. - iyelenqe lokuceba ... Ibid.
• Oku , yonke le nto. Cofa eli khonkco emngciphekweni wakho, andithathi xanduva ngokuphuma kwendlebe okanye ukugabha okunokwenzeka ukuba uyakwenza oko.
• Umnumzana Levine ebetha imoto kaBlake Shelton.

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• I-Douchebeard isisombululo.

I-MTV, 2002

Ndichitha ubomi bam bonke ze. Ngapha koko, ndihlala ndixelelwa ngabantu abandingqongileyo ukuba ayifanelekanga ukuba ibe ze njengam. - Ngo-2011 . Kwakhona, lo mfanekiso.

Nanini na xa i-Twitter icebisa ukuba ndilandele abantu ekubonakala ngathi 'bafana nam' ndiqala ukuqonda ukuba andoyiki njengoko bendicinga ukuba ndinjalo.

-Adam Levine (@adamlevine) Nge-1 kaMeyi 2014

Ndiyathemba ukuba abantu bayaqonda ukuba xa besithi iinwele zam zikhangeleka ngathi ziyothusa ndiyithatha njengeyona nto incomekayo.

-Adam Levine (@adamlevine) Nge-4 kaMeyi 2014

Ndizoqala ukuphatha imak ngokujikeleza ukuze ndiyilahle xa ndisenza into entle.

-Adam Levine (@adamlevine) Epreli 23, 2014

Izinto zeediliya zibhetele nje kunezinto ezintsha. Baziva bebhetele. Zibonakala zingcono. Zivakala ngcono. Bangcamla ngcono. BANGcono.

-Adam Levine (@adamlevine) Epreli 16, 2014

Ibhonasi! Ukuhlamba kuqaphela ishawa.

Ndifumene umnxeba ovela kubhuti omkhulu @iqosweb . Ndikufumene ndoda. Ndiqale kwiYouTube kwaye ndenza njalo @NtsikeleloTyala ke…

-UJustin Bieber (@justinbieber) Ngomhla we-14 kuMeyi 2014