Pearl ukusuka USteven Universe .Inethiwekhi yopopayi USteven Universe ngumboniso obalulekileyo wezizathu ezininzi: Ukubandakanywa kokuchongwa kwesifungo, ukubanakho komzimba, indlela ephakamisa ngayo imiba yemvume; isihogo, ikwathetha ngokubaluleka kwengqondo. Ungaqhubeka kwaye uqhubeke. Unokude ubonise uninzi lweempawu zeFoucauldian malunga nomboniso. Zama undixelele inkcubeko yeCrystal Gem ayingomzekelo mhle we-biopower!
Kodwa andifuni ukuthetha ngayo nayiphi na kwezi zinto. Endaweni yoko, ndifuna ukuzama kwaye ndibone ukuba kufanelekile ukuba ndibeke umhla wePearl yeCrystal Gems.
Sonke siyazi ukuba kunokwenzeka ukuba utsaleleke ngokwesondo kwikhathuni.
Ndandihlala (kwaye ndihlala ndihlala) ndithandana noMegara waseHercules. Ndiyathetha elo lizwi litshayayo, ezo zinqe, iinwele ezijijekileyo ezinendawo enye yokugungxula ejikeleza ngaphaya kwamehlo eCleopatra. Uninzi lwabantu luye lwathandana noPeter Pan ngaxa lithile ebomini babo. Kunzima ukungathandi mfo ozibhinqileyo, kodwa ndakuba ndiqondile ukuba imalunga neethayithi, ndaye ndagqiba kwelokuba sizakuba ngabahlobo nje.
Andoyiki ukuvuma ukuba ndonwabile nguPearl. Ukuba ndinokuthi ngandlela thile ndimkhuphe kumabonwakude, ndimenze ntathu, kwaye ndimonwabise ngokwaneleyo ukuba andizise kwinqanaba leethafa, andithandabuzi ukuba sobabini siza kuphumelela. Emva koko, ebendenzela iti kwaye andixelele ngokudibana kwendalo yonke. UPearl ebedla ngokundincamisa indlebe ngempumlo engunxantathu. Ngelizwi lakhe lentaka wayeza kuthi, Emily uyathandeka. Indlebe yam embindini ibiya kurhawuzela, kwaye bendizokumdumisa ngolungelelwaniso olugqibeleleyo ndize ndimbulele ngamaqanda afezekileyo kwihlabathi. Emva koko ndiza kumxelela ukuba makenze iividiyo ze-ASMR. Unelizwi layo. Sinokuqala ishishini.
Ukuhlwa kwakuqala kwindawo yokutyela. Le restyu ibizakuba nezitulo ezintofontofo, ezizakundenza ndikwazi ukugxila ngokupheleleyo kuPearl, hayi kwinto yokuba ndihleli ngqo emathanjeni am ngenxa yokuba andinampundu. Ndingayalela isuphu yeOnion yaseFrance kodwa ndicele ukuba bangabeki nasiphi na itshizi ngaphezulu kuba andizukufuna ukophula iLactaid. Ukuba wophula iLactaid ngomhla wokuqala, unxulunyaniswa nokuhamba kwamathumbu ebomini. Le ayisiyonto imbi ukudityaniswa nayo, kodwa ayisiyiyo eyona ibalaseleyo.
Emva koko ndiza kumsa kwiCubbyhole, kodwa bekuya kuphithizela kakhulu kwaye ngekhe ndikwazi ukuliva ilizwi lakhe elipholileyo. Wayesiva ukungonwabi kwam, andibambe ngesandla, size siphume phakathi kwesihlwele. Emva koko ndiza kukhumbula ukusukela kungoLwesihlanu, uMvundla oshushu unamaqela. Ngapha koko, ukuba ufika ngaphambi kobusuku bobusuku kwaye uhlebeze iphasiwedi eyimfihlo, ungangena simahla. Siza kufika ngo-12: 01, kwaye sineentloni sithi uWilly Wonka? Inenekazi elihle eline-pixie cut elisigxotha isandla sakho lingathi, Musa ukuxelela nabani na, manenekazi, kwaye wink.
Andidanisi kuba umfana ogama linguMike kwiBar Mitzvah wakha wandixelela ukuba ndingumdanisi ongaqhelekanga, kwaye khange ndikwazi ukulahla ibhloko yengqondo. UPearl angayiqonda ngoba naye uneengxaki zokuzithemba. Bendiya kungqiyama ngebar ndibukele iPearl dance. Wayendijonga ndimjongile. Ekugqibeleni wayeza kundidanisa ngokudibanisa nam, kwaye yayiya kuba lixesha lokuqala ukuba ndidanise ukusukela ngaloo Bar Mitzvah. Emva kokudanisa, sasingadibanisi. Sasiya kubuyela kwigumbi lam, sithetha lonke ixesha malunga, oh, iCrab Nebula, iKinsey, isiKhokelo sikaHitchhiker esiya kwiGlass, elona themba lethu linkulu kunye noloyiko, kunye nendlela umntu endandihlala naye wayehlala egcina iitamponi zakhe kwisikhenkcezisi.
Xa sifika emnyango wam wangaphambili, uPearl wayeza kuthatha indebe esilevini sam kwaye ndiza kuthi, Ndingaphefumla ngaphakathi komlomo wakho? Wayehleka, kwaye ndiza kungena ekuphuzeni nasekuphuzeni ngamazinyo akhe ngengozi. Wayeza kuhleka nangakumbi aze awe kwindlela esecaleni kwendlela (kuba iPearl ayikuqhelanga ukubakho kwihlabathi elinemilinganiselo emithathu). Bendiya kumbuza ukuba uyaphila na aze aqhubeke nokuhleka. Ndingathi Intoni? kwaye Uya kuthi, Ukwanga oko. Ndingazenza ngathi ndineentloni nyani. Wayefika eze kundithuthuzela. Ndiza kumtsala njengenkqubo yokwenyani kwaye ndenze ngathi yonke le nto yayiliqhinga (ekuthi, ngokungazi, kunokuba kunjalo). Emva koko sasinyuka siye endlwini yam.
Kodwa yeyiphi iPearl endiza kuyivusa kusasa emva kwayo?
Into malunga nobudlelwane obunokubakho noPearl ukusuka USteven Universe indixhalabisa kakhulu. Ngokuvavanya umboniso, ndingachonga ukuba uPearl angakwazi na ukuba nobudlelwane obusempilweni kunye? Kwaye ukuba ukhona, kutheni ndimoyika kangaka? Ithini loo nto ngam? Nam, ndinamava okuba uthando olugqithisileyo lukaRose Quartz, kwaye ngesiqhelo, alukho nangomnye umntu; imalunga nemiba yokulahlwa kwam buqu. Ngubani okulahlileyo, Pearl?
Kuya kufuneka ndihlolisise uthando lukaPearl oludla yonke into ngoRose Quartz. Ndiziva njani malunga nokutya konke-okuxhomekeke-ku-Rose-for-a-sense-of-purpose Pearl? Ukuba bendikhe ndathandana noPearl, ngaba kungakho indawo apho angatshintsha ukusuka kuPearl ongumama onomtsalane ukuze athumbe uSteven kwaye azame ukugqobhoza umoya kwi-rocket ye-neurotic Pearl (okt isiqendu seRace Space)? Kuba kuya kufuneka ucinge ngezi zinto.
Kwaye, sekuyiminyaka okoko uRose wadibana noGreg. Iminyaka. Ngaba ndinentliziyo ebandayo yokucinga ukuba ebefanele ukuba sele eyicombulule ngoku, okanye andingowothando nje? Mhlawumbi ndibona nje ubudlelwane bezothando njengokuhamba kancinci kokudibana.
Ndonwabe kakhulu ukubona uPearl enxibe umnqwazi ophezulu kwaye ekugqibeleni eqhubekeka nokumlahla uRose ngelixa ecula Kuphelile, akunjalo? (Ixesha lesithathu, isiqendu 8, Mnu. Greg). Ndiyathetha ukuba leyo yinto ethile yokwenza i-dapper. Kodwa makhe sijonge lo mfanekiso ngokusondeleyo. Ngaba ayothusi kancinci xa ucinga ukuba kudlule ixesha elingakanani ngaphambi kokuba afike kweli nqanaba leemvakalelo? Ithathe uPearl Okude Ukuqonda ubudlelwane noRose Quartz kwakungazukwenzeka, nangona uRose wayeselefile iminyaka (ewe, wayiyeka imeko yakhe yomzimba; kuba andikholelwa kwimiphefumlo, kungasekho kufuduka kwemiphefumlo, ndiyayilinganisela lento ukufa.)