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Mfondini, Uphi isihlobo sam? Ukwahlukana ngokuDudelicious, Ukusuka eSontag ukuya eSpicoli

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Kutheni mfo, ngoku? Ayisiyiyo loo Ashton Kutcher, onguthixo we-Dude okokoko mfo, iphi imoto yam? , Uye waba nguthixo weDemi wolunye uhlobo. Ayisiyonyuka nje kaKeanu Reeves (ovuselele umfo kwiBill kunye neTed's Excellent Adventure) njengoNeo-Dude. Kukho okungakumbi, mfo.

Emuva ngo-1964, uSusan Sontag wabhala isincoko esivula amehlo KuHlolisiso lwamaQabane olubizwa ngokuba ziiNqaku ‘kwiNkampu.’ Uphengululo lobuNina, yeha, ayisekho, kodwa inkampu sele ilapha, kwaye ixesha lifikile lokuba kuqalwe ukudityaniswa kwamanqaku kwinto efanayo: Masiyibize ngokuba ziiNqaku ngo'Dude. ' Kungenxa yokuba ubungqina bamva nje bucebisa ukuba i-Dude, nayo-i-Dude ngobuninzi bayo, i-capital-D sense-ilapha ukuze ihlale nayo.

Ngandlela thile, inkuthazo yokufunda inkcubeko ye-Dude iphindwe kabini: Ndiva ukuba ndikhulile (okanye ndehla) kunye nomntu ongathandabuzekiyo, ukuqala kwam ukuyiva kwi-surfer dude enye kwisikolo sam esiphakamileyo emva koko emva koko Yale (uyekile unyaka omtsha ukuba aye epatini kunye namaza). Kodwa kukwakho nesizathu esifanayo nesibangele ukuba uNks uSontag aphande izandi zekampu. Uwavule amanqaku akhe ngesincoko 'seNkampu' ngezi zivakalisi zibini:

Izinto ezininzi emhlabeni azichazwanga ngegama; kwaye izinto ezininzi, nokuba zithiyiwe, azange zichazwe. Enye yezi zinto kukuqonda-ngokungathandabuzekiyo kwale mihla, ukwahluka kobunkunkqele kodwa akunakufana noko -okuhamba ngegama lenkolo 'leNkampu.' (Akekeliswe sithi.)

Ngokufanayo, u-Dude ubiziwe ngegama, kodwa ngaba u-Dude-njengokuziva-uchazwe ngokufanelekileyo? Ukuba inkampu yeyantlukwano ngobunkunkqele, iDude ingabizwa ngokungafaniyo nokungaziphathi kakuhle. Kwaye akunakufane kufane nayo. Ngapha koko inokuba, xa isetyenziswa ngendlela engaqhelekanga njengoko ihlala ilapha kwisiXeko saseNew York, ithathe indawo enobunkunkqele.

Kutheni mfondini ngoku? Ewe, enye into, eyabhalwa nguNks Sontag (okanye mhlawumbi eyenziweyo) yayingumzuzu wenkcubeko xa inkampu-ayichaza njengephantsi komhlaba, ubukhulu becala ubukrelekrele benkcubeko yesini-uwelele phambili. Kwaye ndingavuma ukuba umzuzu ufikile xa, sithande okanye singathandi, kufuneka sivume ukuba uDude-kwinto ongayibiza ngokuba yimincili kaJeff Spicoli ngengqondo-uwelele. Unqumleze ngeendlela ezimbini: Okokuqala, yenze utshintsho ukusuka kwiklasikhi yexesha elidlulileyo lenkcubeko ukuya kwinqanaba lenkcubeko-okanye ubuncinci beelwimi.

Kwaye yintoni-kwaye yile nto ibangele ukuba le nkampu ifana nezincoko, uDude uwelele ngendlela yobufanasini.

Kwaye ke mhlawumbi, kunokuba kufanelekile ukuqala ngala manqaku nge:

1) UKUTSHINTSHWA KWESINI NGOKWESONDO

Ndicinga ukuba le yeyona nto iphambili ebonisa ukuba uDude uhlala apha: inyani yokuba ngoku inokubhekisa kubo bobabini abesilisa nabasetyhini. Kuyinyani ukuba zisenokubakho ezinye iisalon kunye neepati zokutya-ikakhulu kwiindawo ezithile ezingenaziqendu zemfundo-apho isidenge singasayi kuphinda sithethwe khona. Kwaye kusenokwenzeka ukuba uzokuva umfo omncinci edluliswa edolophini, okanye kuloliwe u-L, kunasemva kweemoto zedolophu kunye neeNqanawa. Kodwa ngaphandle kwala manani alusizi azifihla kulonwabo lwenkcubeko ye-pop, i-dude ayisiyonxalenye nje yolwimi-I-Dude yintetho epheleleyo. Kwaye ngaphezulu, i-Dude-ism, eyayisakuba yindoda ikakhulu, ngoku iyazisebenzisa ukuzimela ngabafazi.

Andiqinisekanga ncam ukuba yenzeke nini. Kusenokwenzeka ukuba bendisazi ngendlela engeyiyo, kodwa ndiyazi elona xesha lililo lokuqonda ukuba dude ugqithisile isini weza kum. Kwakukwiveki yesibini kaMeyi; Bendisemotweni ndaweni ithile kude nohola wendlela ophuma eChicago ndinabafundi bobuntatheli ababini abebendifunqule e-O'Hare ukuba bandise kwigig ye-guest-gig eMedill Journalism School. Sasibonakala ngathi silahlekile kwaye, njengoko ndikhumbula, umfazi owayehleli esihlalweni sangasemva wathi kumfazi owayeqhuba ivili, Sihlobo, ndicinga ukuba sihamba ngendlela engeyiyo.

Sihlobo! Mnandi! (njengoko besitsho ku-Dude, Iphi Imoto Yam?) Aba babengabafazi abakrelekrele, abafundileyo, abaziqondayo abakwiminyaka yabo yama-20, kwaye babengacingi nto ngokubizana. Bathi ukusetyenziswa okuqhelekileyo. Ewe, mhlawumbi nentwana ye-irony eyakhelwe-ngaphakathi eyenzelwe ukuba ibe ngabo bonke abayisebenzisileyo- u-Jeff Spicoli.

Bendingazi ukuba ndibona into, enyanisweni, yayingumxholo oshushu phakathi kwababhali bezichazi-magama kunye neengcali zeelwimi, ngokutsho komhlobo wam uJesse Sheidlower, umhleli osisilumko waseMntla Merika kwiOxford English Dictionary: ukufuduswa ngokwesini kwedude. Apho i-dude yayisebenzise ikakhulu-kuphela-emadodeni, kukho ingxoxo eninzi ngoku, utshilo u-Jesse, phakathi koogxa bakhe kwishishini lokufundisisa ngamagama, ngalo mbandela: ingaba uyindoda (ngendlela echazayo kunokuba ichaziwe) ngoku ngoku kuthiwa usebenza kubo bobabini nabasetyhini. (Indlela umntwana awelele ngayo esuka kwelinye icala, usenokuthi.)

Ushicilelo olwenziweyo kwi-Intanethi kwiAmerican Heritage Dictionary, umzekelo, sele iwenzile kwaye yaqaphela ubumbano lwesidoda xa kufikwa kwisini, sichaza (ngo-3.b., dudes) njengabantu besini esinye.

U-Oxford wayesafunda lo mbandela, utshilo u-Jesse, nangona wayijonga i-O.E.D. 'S on-line data base kwaye ndafumana isicatshulwa sedude esetyenzisiweyo emfazini kwangoko phakathi kwiminyaka yama-70. Kwaye enye phakathi kwiminyaka yama-80, eBret Easton Ellis ’Less Than Zero, apho ibhinqa eliselula lixelela unina, Hayi, mfondini.

Ezi yayizizinto ezizimeleyo, kodwa kwakubonakala ngathi yinto nje yexesha ngaphambi kwe-O.E.D. iya kunika i-dude ngenxa yesibizo sesini. (Okanye njengoko iAerosmith isenokuthi, Dude [ngamanye amaxesha] ujongeka njenge nenekazi.)

Ukuphumelela kukaDude kungaphezulu kwegama elinye. Imalunga nokuziva konke, ukujonga umhlaba. Ukuyiqonda kufuneka…

2) INDLELA YOKUJONGA IMBALI KWISIDUDE: Inomboniso 'wobuhle' bendalo.

Wonke umntu ucinga ukuba i-dude ranch yeza kuqala kwaye ngandlela thile yayiyimvelaphi. Kodwa yavela phi i-dude kwi-dude ranch? Ngaphambi kokuba i-dude-ranch dude ibekhona dudey, i-dude njenge-esthete yedolophu; Yayiyidolophana yedude eyenza i-dude-ranch dude dude-ish. Inguqulelo eprintiweyo ye-O.E. Ngokumangalisayo ubiza ukuba dude kwasekuqaleni ligama elichazayo. Isangqa esiyinyani? Ndicinga ukuba le nto bayicebisayo yinto enje ngento eyenzekileyo xa abafana abenza ii-Swingers bezama ukwenza imali njengegama elipholileyo. UThixo, yayiyintlekele leyo. Ihlazo ngokupheleleyo, mfo. Kutheni le nto umntu ophumeleleyo ephumelele ngelixa imali iswelekile? Inokuba nento yokwenza nemvelaphi yayo.

Isidwangube inokuba yenziwe ngokwenyani (ndingathanda ukwazi umntu oyenzileyo), kodwa ngokwe O.E.D. , yaqala ukuduma eNew York malunga nowe-1883, ngokunxulumene noko i-O.E.D. ubiza 'ngobuhle bobuhle' bosuku.

Ubuhle bobuhle: Ngaba awuyithandi, mfondini? Oku kubalulekile ukukhunjulwa ekuqwalaseleni indlela i-dude eguquke ngayo, indlela eye yasetyenziswa ngayo kwinkulungwane emva kwemvelaphi yayo, ubungakanani begama. Ewe, inokusetyenziselwa ukubhekisa emntwini okanye kwiklasi yabantu-indlela endandiqala ukuyiva kwidolophana yam ngokubhekisele kwi-surfer dudes. Kodwa okunomdla ngakumbi yindlela imvelaphi yayo kwindawo yobuhle enokunxulunyaniswa nendlela dude (okanye mandithi Duuuude!) Yaba ligama elinye lokubonisa uloyiko kunye nokumangala. Umothuko olula Duuuude! Njengendlela yokubonisa ukwamkelwa kobuhle, ukuxabiseka okuxabisekileyo kokuxabiseka kobuhle, into ethethwa ngumntu, okanye into ethile ubani ayibonisayo. Ukuvuma ukothuka kunye noloyiko- okanye, kwezinye iimeko, ukungqubana kunye noloyiko.

Umhlobo wam ubonakalisile ukuba yintoni abasebenzisi be-dude (kunye nabahlukumezi) abanayo ngokufanayo zezothutho. Ekuqaleni, i-dude yayi-dandy ekhwele ihashe; Iidudes zeli xesha zisebenzisa ezinye iindlela zothutho-skateboards, iibhodi zokuhamba emanzini, iibhodi zekhephu kunye nezinye.

Kukho ukuhlangana okunomdla apha kunye nenkcazo kaNks Sontag yemvelaphi yenkampu, enye nayo ebuyela kwi-esthete nakwidandy.

Inkampu ibona yonke into kumanqaku okucaphula, wabhala. Njengoko u-dandy eyinkulungwane ye-19 ngokwesivumelwano se-aristocrat kwimicimbi yenkcubeko, ke ikampu le dandyism yanamhlanje. Inkampu yimpendulo kwingxaki: ungaba njani umntu othandekayo ngexesha lenkcubeko ... Isitayile esidala sikuthiyile ubukrwada, isimbo esitsha ... siyabuthanda ubukrwada.

Mfondini, usenokuthi-Mfondini nge-capital D-yenye impendulo kumbuzo wokuba yi-esthete njani kwiminyaka yenkcubeko, kuba i-Dude yindlela yokuzisa into engaqondakaliyo -ukungahlekisi ngento engaqhelekanga, into engekhoyo kwikoteyishini amanqaku, ubucukubhede obuntsonkothileyo-ukuya kuxabiso lwenkcubeko edumileyo.

Ubuncinci yile ndlela endiyivileyo kunaniselwano phakathi kwabafazi besikolo iMedill J-esikolweni; yindlela endiyisebenzisa ngayo; Nantso indlela endiyiva ngayo apha eNew York-apho, umzekelo, oyena mntu uthethe kakhulu endimaziyo uyasebenza e-New York Review of Books.

Ewe kunjalo, kusekho uhlobo lwe-dude emsulwa, ukusetyenziswa okungaqhelekanga kwegama. (Ayikuko ukuba akukho nto iphosakeleyo kuloo nto.) Umntu angaphantse athi, bekukho, kwimbali ye-dude evela kwimvelaphi yayo e-1883, i-dialectic ye-Dude, i-dialectic ye-sophistication kunye ne-unsophistication. Eyona nto ifuna ukuba…

3) IMBALI EMFUTSHANE YEDUDU, ICANDELO LOKUQALA: IMFIHLELO Yotshintsho

Imfihlelo yokwenyani yembali kaDude yiMfihlakalo yoTshintsho. Kwenzeka njani ukuba i-dude ranch ethobekileyo, inzala ethe ngqo yedolophu yase-1883 yedolophu, ibe sisiqalo sentetho ye-surfer-indlela ehloniphekileyo yedilesi ngqo, njengakwiPati, dude. Umfazi endimaziyo wanikezela ngolu luvo lokuba umntu osisigebenga wafuduka njani ukusuka kwindawo ehlekisa ngefama ukuya kwixesha lokuhloniphana: U-Dude ekuqaleni wayehlekisa ngobunene, usenokuthi, okanye ubumnene, kunye nabashenxisi kamva bahlangula ubumnene ekuhlekiseni.

Xa itshintshiwe, okanye iguqulwe kwisithethe senkcubeko, kule meko, intetho yaseCalifornia-intetho yentsusa yayiyintsimbi, kwaye, ngendlela ephindiweyo ephikisayo inokwenza into elungileyo, yaba ligama elinyanisekileyo, elinembeko , hayi ukuhlekisa. Into eyenze ukuba utshintsho lwenzeke bubukho belo dandyism inesidima kuzo zombini ezi zinto zisetyenziswayo. I-Surfer dudes igqibe kwelokuba ibe yeyayo, ibe neyabo inkcubeko ebukekayo yenkcubeko, indlela amanye amaqela ezizwe akholelwa ngayo ukuba banokuba namagama ayekade ehlekisa.

Ngandlela thile, ukubhekisa komnye umntu njengesidwangube kwaba luphawu lwentlonipho ehlekisayo kulwazelelo lomntu.

4) IMBALI EMFUTSHANE YEDUDU, ICANDELO LESIBINI: UKUNYANEKA NOKUQHUTYWA KWAKUDALA

Kulungile, ke mfondini wenze utshintsho ngaxesha lithile kwiminyaka engama-60 ukuya kwixesha lentlonipho- kodwa okwethutyana lahlala apho, uhlobo lokulala, isigama senkcubeko yengingqi, sigcinwe siphila kumazwi athile e-rock (All the Young Dudes).

Okwethutyana, bekubonakala ngathi i-dude isenokufa okanye iphelelwe lixesha njenge-groovy (ngokuchasene nokupholisa, okusaphilayo kwiincasa ezahlukeneyo). Kodwa ke umfo waqala ukuphinda avele emva kweminyaka yama-70's, engaphantsi njengegama ledilesi-Hee, mfondini! -Kodwa njengokuba, kwakhona, inkalo yobuhle bobuhle, ngokuthetha.

Oku kusizisa kwinto onokuyibiza ngokuba ngubani, ukudibana okungafunekiyo-kwaye nokufakwa ngaphakathi kubani ngu-dude.

Kubonakala ngathi ndikhumbula ukwaziswa ngolu tshintsho ngo-1980 okanye ngo-81 ngebali elavela kwiNew West Magazine, ngumbhali onesiphiwo uCharlie Haas. Njengoko ndikhumbula, ibingowokuqala ukubhala uxwebhu lweGrateful Dead. Kodwa into eyayihleli engqondweni yam yayikukuhlekisa kuka-Mnumzana Haas kodwa evula into ebiza ngokuba zii-whoa dudes: abafana abasebenzisa u-Whoa, mfondini! ukuqala-kunye nokuphela-malunga nayo yonke impendulo yencoko, ngendlela efanayo naleyo yokuba iVall Girls yayiqala ukusebenzisa ngathi kwaye iyonke njengeziphumlisi zokuncokola. (Kwaye ngale ndlela, sonke esinye isincoko sinokuzinikela kwindlela i-Valley-speak eye, ngeendlela ezininzi, yasinda yaya kuzwelonke-njengoloyiso olungalindelekanga lwe-Blonde esemthethweni njengobungqina BONKE.)

Ngayiphi na imeko, into eyayibhalwe ngu-whoa, dude phenomenon yayiyindlela dude eyayenze ngayo olunye utshintsho olubalulekileyo. Yayingumzuzu xa isithi isithandwa sasingeyondlela yokuthetha nomntu; Kwaqala ukuba kukuvuma konke okumangalisayo, kolo hlobo lude- Duuuude! -kwaye apho umntu owoyikekayo ujikelezwe ngaphakathi kwe-Duuuude edibeneyo! ukuze ibe lulwalamano kunye kunye nokumangalisa kwayo yonke into, ngokuthetha.

Okwangoku, inguqu yokwenyani-umzuzu wokuhamba kuka-dude kwihlabathi liphela (ukusebenzisa igama langoku), umzuzu xa u-Dude aqhuma (ukusebenzisa ibinzana lama-80 eliqhubekayo) -ukukhutshwa kwefilimu enye, i-Fast Times eRidgemont High, kunye ukwaziswa komlinganiswa omnye ophantse ube yintsomi….

5) IIMODIMI ZEDUDE, ICANDELO LOKUQALA: JEFF SPICOLI

Ndingumlandeli omkhulu womsebenzi onzima kaSean Penn, ukusuka kwi-underrated At Close Range ukuya kwicala lakhe le-Crossing Guard -kodwa ngokwenene, uJeff Spicoli kwi-Fast Times eRidgemont High kungenzeka ukuba abe ngumntu wakhe ongafiyo waseMelika, phantse njengoHuck IFinn okanye iTramp encinci yeChaplin.

Yintoni eyenza uJeff Spicoli mkhulu? Ewe, wayengu-fusion-synergistic fusion of the wellsprings of late-70's Dude culture: surfer, stoner, suburban Valley-speak and biker-rocker dude. (Khumbula iphupha likaSpicoli, eligqiba ngokucwangcisa kwakhe ukuya eLondon kunye nokudibana namatye?) Kodwa ngaphezulu koko, yayiyindalo entle emangalisayo, engenakulibaleka ukuba uMnu Penn, njengoSpicoli. Uvuyo lukaDude.

6) IIMODIMI ZEDUDE, ISIQENDU SESIBINI: UKHENKETHO UBONAKALA KUMTHETHO OYILWAYO NAKWIMIBONELELO

Ndiphantse ndilibale ukuba uBill noTed beza ngaphambi kukaWayne noGarth kunye neWayne's World. Kwaye elo hlabathi likaWayne-zombini ingqiqo yomzobo wangoMgqibelo wobusuku kunye neefilimu ezalandelayo-yayilipolisa elimsulwa elivela kuBill noTed. Kwaye yayinguKeanu Reeves ongafakwanga ibinzana elithi Party, dude, hayi uMike Myers. Ezi zibakala zibalulekileyo. Kwaye nangona uBill noTed bengabambeki ngendlela i-Fast Times eyenzayo, yayinguBill noTed abathi bazisa icandelo lobuhle elaziwa ngokuba liGqwesileyo! kwiDude lexicon, nangaphambi kokuba uBart Simpson kunye noMnu Burns benze amaqabane kunye namaqabane agqwesileyo kulwaphulo-mthetho.

7) IIDEMI ZEDUDE, ICANDELO LESITHATHU: LEBOWSKI vs. SLACKER

Kuya kufuneka ndivume, inene, andiyithandi kakhulu iBig Lebowski enkulu ukuqala kwam ukuyibona. Kodwa ikhule kum. Hayi kwisimo sehlelo esifunyenwe ngabathile: Ubusazi ukuba uMnyhadala weSibini oMkhulu weLebowski uza kwenzeka kwindawo ethile eKentucky ngoJulayi 19 (jonga ku-www.lebowskifest.com)? Qaphela kumhleli: Mfondini, nantsi isikhonkwane sakho! Ingxaki yam ngeLebowski ekuqaleni yayikukuba uJeff Bridges unika islacker ubuqhetseba ngegama elibi-ngelixa uSlacker wangaphambili eyinika igama elihle. (Jonga ikholamu yam kuleyo Dude film, Braganca, Aug. 13, 2001) Slacker, kunjalo, icacile kwaye iyabukeka kuneLebowski, kodwa mva nje ndicinge ukuba ikhona into ethandekayo ngabazalwana bakaCoen ' ifilimu, phantse ngaphandle kwe-Dude element.

Into eyayindicaphukisa yayingumlinganiswa waseJeff Bridges ozibiza ngokuba nguDude. Yayiyinto engeyiyo-Dude ukuyenza. (Phantse kuyacaphukisa njengokumiselwa kukaDude nguDell Dude. Andikubeki tyala kuDell Dude ngokuthatha le gig, kodwa wayephantse wayilungela-ukuya kuthi ga, okwethutyana, ndaqala ukuziva ndincinci ukusebenzisa i-dude.)

Kodwa ukubuyela eLebowski: Oyena Dude emfanekisweni ngumhlobo kaLebowski, uWalter Sobchak (odlalwa nguJohn Goodman) oyena mntu ubalaseleyo kumdlalo bhanyabhanya-kunye nabo bobabini besebenzisa igama elithi roll for bowl (transport again). Ewe kunjalo, i-Bowling / inkalo yokomoya yefilimu ibalaseliswa ngokwala kukaSobchak ukuziqengqa kwi-shabbos.

8) IIDEMI ZEDUDE, ICANDELO LESINE: ASHTON KUTCHER

Andazi ukuba omnye umntu uyiqaphele le nto, kodwa isihloko Dude, Iphi Imoto Yam? inokulandelwa kumgca kwiThe Big Lebowski, xa uSobchak ebuza uLebowski: Iphi imoto yakho, mfondini? Kwaye nangona uninzi lweDude, Iphi imoto yam? yenza nokuba uBill kunye noTed babonakale ngathi bathotyiwe, umsebenzi wasekwindla wenkosi ye-cinema yaseJapan engacacanga, u-Yasujiro Ozu, u-Dude uye waba yifilimu yehlelo, kwaye isihloko somdlalo bhanyabhanya uwedwa uxabisa ixabiso lokwamkelwa. Kwaye ukuza ngonyaka we-2000, kwabonisa ngokucacileyo ukuba uDude wayeya kugqitha ukuqala kwenkulungwane. Isihloko esoyikekayo sokulandelelana sedwa- ngokungathandabuzekiyo, mfondini, iphi imoto yam? (icwangciselwe ukukhutshwa ngo-2004) -kufanele ukuba i-inshurensi yokuba i-Dude ihlala kakuhle kwi-millennium entsha.

Kodwa, ewe, kukho okungakumbi kuDude, Iphi imoto yam? ngaphezu kwesihloko kunye nomxholo wezithuthi ezilahlekileyo. (Ewe, kancinci ngaphezulu.) Kukho olo tshintsho lukhulu, ngoku oludumileyo phakathi kuka-Ashton Kutcher noSeann William Scott xa befunda ii-tatoo emqolo komnye nomnye. Akunjalo ngubani owokuqala?, Kodwa akusiyo ukuhlaziywa okubi.

Yabona, bafumanise nje ukuba bafumene ii-tatoo kwimiqolo yabo, abangenakukhumbula ukuyifumana. Ngenxa yokuba iitatto zisemqolo, kufuneka nganye ifunde inki yabanye. Kwaye bafumanisa ukuba itattoo kaKutcher ifunda uDude, kunye noScott ifundeka kamnandi.

Kwaye ekubeni i-Sweet ibe yinto efana neyoyikisayo iDuuuude, ingxaki iqhubeka:

Sihlobo, ithini itattoo yam? Ubuza uScott.

'Imnandi,' utsho uKutcher. Uthini ngeyam?

‘Sihlobo,’ utsho uScott. Ithini eyam?

'Imnandi,' utsho uKutcher. Uthini ngeyam?

‘Sihlobo’! Utsho uScott ngokuya ecaphuka. Uthini ngeyam?

‘Kumnandi’!

Kwaye ke kuhamba, bade babe omnye umqala omnye komnye.

Mhlawumbi ayinangqondo kwabo bangakhange bayibone, kodwa uhlobo lokunikezela ngalo xa usenza njalo. (Umhleli wethu weeshizi ezinkulu, njengoko iVeki yeentsuku ezisibhozo ethanda ukumbiza, uqhayisa ukuba uyikhumbule). Ukuba oku kubonakala kungabalulekanga kangako kunendlela yokufundiswa kwabafundi bam, ndivumele…

9) UDUDE, IPHI IMOTO YAM? UMDLALO WONCWADI

Le yayiyinto endiyicebileyo ngexesha lesidlo sangokuhlwa nabahlobo bam uVirginia noDavid, nangona beze neyona mpendulo intle. Umbono kukujonga ukuba mingaphi imisebenzi emikhulu yoncwadi onokuyifumana kwi-Dude, Iphi Imoto Yam? sikhokelo.

Umzekelo, iMoby-Dick - Dude, Uphi uMnenga wam?

I-Iliad-mfondini, ziphi iiTrojans zam?

Umbambisi kwiRye - Mfondini, Buphi ubumsulwa bam?

Intsomi yezixeko ezibini- mfondini, iphi intloko yam?

Olubomvu noMnyama - Mfondini, Uphi umbala wam weNgqondo?

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Ndiza kuligqibezela eli fakelo laManqaku kwi-'Dude 'ngemikhwa ethile engathandekiyo:

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