Indawo ithiyori buya kutshintsha ubomi bakho, kodwa bube ngcono okanye bubi? (Ukushicilela iAmazon / Grand Central) UTim Heidecker kunye no-Eric Wareheim balapha ukunceda. Hayi, hayi uTim Nagrume Heidecker kunye no-Eric Sharm Wareheim, abalinganiswa bobuqhetseba abababhalele ukubhala incwadi yabo yokuqala. Abo bafana banomdla wokuchitha ubomi bakho kwaye bebe imali yakho kwinkqubo, njengoko Ithiyori yeNdawo kaTim noEric: Amanyathelo ama-7 alula okuFezekisa uBomi oGqibeleleyo yenza kucace kuwo onke amaphepha anyibilikisa amehlo. Kodwa abafana bokwenyani libali elahlukileyo.
I-Tim kunye no-Eric zizinto ezenziwa ixesha elide kwiCartoon Network's blockbuster growups-kuphela ebusuku yenkqubo yebhloko yokuDada kwabantu abadala, apho isitayile sabo sokungakhathali, esirhabaxa, nesibonisayo sinamandla-njengoko kubonakala kumzamo wabo wokuvula UTom uya kuSodolophu kuthotho lwabo olubalaseleyo Ixesha kunye no-Eric Umboniso omangalisayo, Umsebenzi omkhulu! kunye noJohn C. Reilly- obekade eneenkwenkwezi Yijonge! kunye noGqirha Steve Brule
-Ncedisiwe ukuseta ithoni kulungelelwaniso. Ifunyenwe kumzobo we-venn phakathi kokufikelela koluntu, iMonty Python, kunye noDavid Lynch, umsebenzi wabo ohlekisayo ohlekisayo uvule indlela Ukuqubha kwaBantu abaDala kubonwe kwii-infomercials ezifana Baninzi kakhulu abapheki kwaye Iifayile ezingabonakaliyo zeBhere . Iingqungquthela zabo ezihlala zisongela Amaxesha kaTim noEric okulala , etshintshela kwifomathi eyongezelelweyo yesiqingatha seyure ngexesha layo lesibini elizayo, yeyona nto ibalulekileyo yokuzixelisa, engaphindwanga yenziwe ngobuhle okwangoku.
Kude kube ngoku. Indawo ithiyori , kwintengiso namhlanje, ubona iduo isuka kwiscreen iye ephepheni ngawo onke amandla abo kunye nokuqaqanjelwa okufanelekileyo. Uphawu lwentengiso yemifanekiso yabo egqwethekileyo kunye nothando lwamagama enziwe angathethi nto ngaphandle kokuvakala kwesandi. Kodwa endaweni yeemveliso ezinganyanisekanga, bathatha injongo yabo kukuziqhatha kunye neentshukumo ezintsha zenkolo.
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Akufuneki ukuba, ukufana kweScientology kuvela ngokukhawuleza kunokuba unokuthi umntu oxinzelelekileyo, kodwa iithagethi zisukela kukutya okuthandwayo ukuya kwizikimu zokufumana ubutyebi ngokukhawuleza. Ndiyathemba ukuba uza kufumana ukuhleka okuninzi encwadini, kwaye mhlawumbi kuya kukwenza ucinge ngezinto, utsho uHeidecker. Yiyo yonke into esinokuyithemba. Edolophini kumsitho wokuphilisa kunye nokutyikitya ngokuhlwanje ngentsimbi yesixhenxe ngoku Wallplay (I-118 Orchard St.), UTim noEric bathethe nathi malunga nokufumana inkuthazo kootata, uqhawulo-mtshato, ubumnyama, kunye nendlu eyakhiwe nguL. Ron Hubbard.
Uhlale njani kwisuti yokunceda wena?
U-ERIC WAREHEIM: Ndicinga ukuba ivela kumava ethu okuhlala eLos Angeles, njengoko kunjalo nakwizinto zethu ezininzi-malunga nentengiso, malunga nokwenza imali, ngobuqhetseba, malunga namahlelo. Ubona okuninzi kwi-LA, ngaphezulu kweNew York.
ISIKHULU SETHUT : Kwakubonakala kucacile kuthi.
Ayifumani i-LA eninzi kuneScientology, kwaye kukho izimvo kule ncwadi ezingekho kude kakhulu kwinto eqhubeka eCaweni.
Heidecker : Ewe. Bendifunda Ukuhamba ngokucacileyo xa siqala ukubhala le nto. [ Ihleka ] Ibifana kakhulu, Owu, ndiyayikrwela loo nto! Ndifuna ukuyikhumbula le nto! Iphefumlelwe kakhulu yile.
Wareheim : Nokuba ividiyo yethu yokwazisa kwi-Intanethi —Sifumene enye yazo ukuvuza ngaphakathi Iividiyo zeSayensi apho zikhona ezi ntloko zithethayo kunye nemifanekiso ekhawulezayo ngokwenene, kwaye besifana, Ilungile kanye loo nto.
Kukho iphepha kwangoko kwincwadi apho igqwetha-jikelele lomntu othi unyanzelekile ngokusemthethweni ukuba ubandakanye ukucacisa, ngendlela ecacileyo kunye novelwano, kutheni abantu bexhamla kwezinye iinkqubo zeenkolelo xa iindlela ezikhoyo zokufumana ukuzaliseka zingaphumeleli. Ke iyacima iileyili, ewe, kodwa kubonakala ngathi ubunayo loo nto engqondweni xa ubusebenza kwiprojekthi.
Heidecker : Ukubeka loo nto ngaphakathi bekufana, Kukho indoda yakho ethe tye. Indoda ethe tye inyusa isandla sayo kancinci, emva koko ihambe iye kuyo yonke incwadi. [ Ihleka ] Awudingi okungaphezulu koko. Kodwa besicinga ukuba kufanele siyamkele, ngendlela ekrelekrele, ukuba le nto iyintoni na ngokucacileyo. Ayisiyonto inkulu, kunjalo, siyazi ukuba yintoni le.
Wareheim : Enye yezinto endizithandayo kule ncwadi ngulomnye umlinganiswa onobuqhetseba ohamba namava kule ncwadi, oqhubeka ekrwaqula intloko yakhe esithi Ndincede! Ndingubani?
Heidecker : Luphupha elibi.
Zininzi izinto ezimbi eziphumayo. Kukho iphepha elifundwayo eliqaqambileyo elinombhalo oshicilelweyo ujonge ezantsi kwaye ubuye umva ekulumkisa ngento ekuthiwa yiLow God Prim, kwaye okokuqala ndigqibile yayothusa kakhulu.
Heidecker : Sisoloko sifuna ukuyenza loo nto ngayo nantoni na esiyenzayo: yenza eyona visceral, eyona inomdla kumava. Nokuba ufunda incwadi okanye ubukele into, ayisiyonto intle. Ayenzelwe ukuba ibe ngasemva. Ukuba ufunda incwadi, kufanelekile phakathi yiyo. Ukwenza izinto njengokukwenza ukuba ushukumise incwadi ujikeleze yinxalenye yako.
Wareheim : Kwaye ayingohlukanga kwizinto ezininzi zaseMpuma zokuzinceda ezothusayo, njengokucoca, kunye nezinto ezenza ukuba uzenze emzimbeni wakho-ezi zinto ziphambeneyo, zibuhlungu ohamba kuzo abanye abathi ziya kukucoca.
Yonke into ecetyiswa yile ncwadi iyabulala.
Wareheim : Kwedini lomntu!
Heidecker : Silindele amatyala.
Nobabini niba mnyama maxa wambi, hayi apha kuphela kodwa nangoku Umboniso omangalisayo kwaye ngakumbi kwi Amabali okulala . Ucinga ntoni xa usenza lonto?
Wareheim : Ngamanye amaxesha xa ukwimeko embi, uyahleka ngenxa yokuba uphambene: Andiyikholelwa le nto. Kuyadinwa ukuba ndikulomhlaba!
Heidecker : Ubomi buhle ngokungenangqondo, ngokubanzi. Izinto ezininzi malunga nayo zihlekisa nje.
Wareheim : Imixholo yethu emininzi imnyama kakhulu-iingxaki ngomzimba wakho, iingxaki notata wakho-kuba sizifumana zinomdla kwaye zinomdla. Sithatha nje elona xesha loyikekayo ebomini kwaye sifumane into ehlekisayo ngayo, uyazi?
Heidecker : Sinomgaqo-nkqubo wokuba akukho nto ikhutshiweyo, kodwa ngekhe uyenzele isihogo sayo, okanye ube mbi. Senza le nto iphilayo kwiiveki nje ezimbalwa oko kungumboniso wokuhlekisa, umboniso wokwenyani apho sinxibe khona njengamahlaya, kodwa ke into ephikisayo kukuba iya kuba ngumboniso wokuhlekisa, kwaye thina ' Ndiza kuthetha ngomtshato. Iyahlekisa loo nto kuthi. Kwaye ngumnyhadala omkhulu womculo ongaphandle-
Wareheim : Yiloo nto abafuna ukuhamba ngayo umnyhadala.
Heidecker : Ke ayisiyonto ingacwangciswanga, kwaye ayisihlekisi ngabantu abaqhawula umtshato ngokuyimfuneko, kodwa sisiphikiso somboniso womhlekisi. Mhlawumbi yeyona nto yokugqibela umboniso wamaqhula angafuna ukuthetha ngawo. Ezo zigqibo ziza ngokwendalo kuthi. Abacingelwa ngokugqithisileyo okanye bahlalutye okanye baxoxe, kodwa ukuba uyafuna ukuyihlalutya, ndicinga ukuba yile nto iqhubekayo.
Kwinqaku elisezantsi elithetha ngezinto ezimbi la maqela afuna ukuba uzenze, kwisahluko sosapho, umyalezo kufuneka ubalahle.
Heidecker Ndiyathetha, intle empumlweni, akunjalo? Yinyani le nto ithethwa zezinye [ezi ntshukumo]. I-Scientology ikukhuthaza ukuba uzahlule ebantwini abangabandakanyekanga. Kuyacaca ukuba yintoni leyo, uyazi? Kukususa naziphi na izimvo ezichaseneyo malunga nento oyenzayo ukujonga le mbono inye. Abacacanga njengokuba sinjalo, kodwa ewe.
Wareheim Inqaku lomhleli elinye ebesinalo kukuba besisebenzisa ulwimi oluninzi olubi-amaxesha amaninzi sifana noFuck wena! kumfundi, kuyo yonke loo nto-kwaye bebengathi andicingi ukuba le nto iyayifanela le vibe. Kodwa yile nto eyenza umbono uhluke, ndicinga ukuba.
Heidecker : Inale toni kuyo ongayi kuyifumana kwincwadi yokuzinceda. Ilizwi lombhali libonakala ngathi liyaphambana kwaye alihambelani—
Wareheim : Kwaye ndinomsindo.
Heidecker : Kwaye uzama uku ngokukhawuleza bhala incwadi. Kukho uluvo lokuba, kulungile, akunamsebenzi, masigqithe kule nto. Akukho mntu wabuza ukuba kutheni le nto ingqondo inyamalala nje. Kwaye ekugqibeleni, kukho igama lokugqibela elithi Siyibhale le nto ukuze umntu enze imovie ngayo. Owu, yonke le nto yenzelwe loo nto? Intoni? Iyahlekisa loo nto kuthi.
Uninzi lwezi gurus zinobuntu be-huckster ezihlala zifihliwe, kodwa ngaphakathi Indawo ithiyori iphandle.
Heidecker : Siza nayo kanye.
Wareheim : Iphepha lesithathu limalunga nendlela esiyithathe ngayo imali ngentengiso, kwaye yindlela esenza ngayo le ncwadi. [ Ihleka ]
Heidecker : Ayisiyongqangi nje yeencwadi zokuzinceda. Ngokwenyani, inokuba iyinto entle-efana, Ewe, injalo kanye-kodwa ukuba ufuna ukwenza into ngqo IDianetics okanye nantoni na, iya kuba mnandi. Zibhalwe kwilizwi elithe nkqo, kodwa besifuna ukukuhlekisa kwiphepha ngalinye xa ufunda. Kuya kufuneka ulahle ngaphandle [umbono we] ikopi ethe ngqo ukusuka kwenye ukuya kwenye kancinci.
Unyanisile-ukuphela okujamelene noluntu ekupheleni kwale mibutho kuhlala kungahlekisi. Uninzi lwamaxesha banobuqili ngokwaneleyo ukwenza into enje ngeScientology Super Bowl yorhwebo, ekhangeleka ngathi nayiphi na ihlelo lenkolo ibinokuthi liyile. Kuphela kuxa ubona izinto ezenzelwe amakholwa okwenyani ukuba ufana nantoni na.
Heidecker : Ndabona kwiminyaka eyadlulayo ukuba umntu othile wavuza into eyayifana nevidiyo yoqeqesho kubantu abangaphakathi kwiqela-ngaphakathi, babesenza uphicotho kunye nezinto. Yayiyiminyaka yama-80s, eyenziwe kakubi, kodwa yayinesi simo sengqondo sokukhonkotha. Ibiyi ngokucacileyo ubuqhetseba obunamakhadi amathathu, njengawe ungadlula njani koku? Zigcine zibandakanyekile ngelixa sisebenza kuzo! Babengazami ukuyishukela. Kwakucacile ubuqhetseba. Kwakungekho mbuzo malunga nayo. Kuyahlekisa ukuba encwadini, kungaphezulu nje.
Ezinye zeendlela zabo, njengokusetyenziswa okubanzi kwejoggon, hlangana nezinto enisoloko nithanda ukuzenza emsebenzini wenu, njengokwenza amagama angenantsingiselo. I-Ex-Scientologists ithi ukubizwa kunceda ukuthintela abantu ekucingeni nangayiphi na enye indlela, ukuya kuthi xa bephuma eCaweni bayeke ngaphambi kokuba bathethe kwaye bacinge, Ngaba eli ligama eliyinyani, okanye ligama leScientology?
Heidecker : Siyaluthanda ulwimi. Kwimiboniso yethu sihlala sisenza la magama angenangqondo angathethi nto. Kwakumnandi ukubonakala Yabona amazwi. Senza incwadi yeaudiyo kwiveki ezayo ngalo mfo uBob Ross, obekuninzi kwezinto zethu- iTyhubhu yokutya , umsuki .
Wareheim : ICinco Brooch .
Heidecker : Ke bendithetha naye kule veki iphelileyo, kwaye wathi, Xa ndifika kwigama elikule ncwadi ndingazi ukuba ndingalibiza njani, ufuna ndenze ntoni? Ndandifana nje Kutheni ungahambi kule ncwadi kwaye wenze uluhlu lwezinto onokuba nemibuzo ngazo. Kodwa, la magama awazange athethwe ngaphambili, ke sebenzisa eyona ndlela uyiqikelelayo yokuseka ukubiza amagama. Mhlawumbi kulungile. [ Ihleka ]
Incwadi iphindaphinda ithi yeyamadoda kuphela, endicinga ukuba
Heidecker : Impazamo enkulu? [ Ihleka ]
Ewe, nina bantu nitombile uburharha obuninzi ekudibaneni kwamadoda.
Heidecker : Kuthi yayiyinto nje ehlekisayo. Kutheni le nto singabakhupheli ngaphandle i-50% yabemi kanye kwi-bat, siyenze lo mthetho ungqongqo, ungqongqo, kwaye singaze siyicacise?
Wareheim : Sayikhupha le vidiyo apho ndathi Le yeyomntu wonke-amadoda, abasetyhini… Kwaye isikrini sithi HAYI KUBAFAZI. Kodwa abalandeli bethu ababhinqileyo bayayifumana.
Heidecker : Badlala kunye.
Wareheim : Bayafana, ndingathanda ukufumana le ncwadi, kodwa… Siyaxolisa. Ndicinga ukuba besifuna ukuyifumana.
Heidecker : Kwaye ndineentloni kuwe ukuba uthatha nantoni na esiyithetha nzulu nangayiphi na indlela. Kutheni le nto inokuba yeyona nto sizimisele ngayo?
Andicingi a Ithiyori kaZwelonke kaTim noEric intshukumo enengxaki izakubonakala nangaliphi na ixesha kungekudala.
Wareheim : Kwaye ukuba iyenzeka, siyazamkela uqhanqalazo. Nawuphi na umshicileli ombi ungalunga.
Ngaba ukhe walufumana naluphi na uhlobo lokubuyela umva?
Heidecker : Hayi. Abagxeki bangabalandeli kwaye bayayithanda into esiyenzayo, kubonakala ngathi nokuba senza ntoni, okanye bayayithiya kwaye babhale uphononongo olubi kwaye bathi yeyona nto imbi kakhulu. Ndicinga ukuba sikhuselekile phantsi komhlaba ngokwaneleyo ukuba ayifikeleli kubantu abakhubekiswa yiyo yonke into. Kodwa njengo-Eric watsho, ingayinto entle le ncwadi ukuba abantu bayacaphuka yiyo nayiphi na into yayo.
Wareheim : Simele siyithumele kuRachael Ray kwaye senze isiphaluka esipheleleyo semiboniso yeentetho zabasetyhini. Ungajonga, kodwa…
Kwakunjani ukuhamba ukusuka kumdlalo weqonga-ifilimu, umabonwakude, iinkqubo ezenzeka-ukuya kwincwadi? Uyiguqulele njani into oyenzayo?
Heidecker : Luhlobo lwentsikelelo exubeneyo neNdada yokuDada apho nanini na sibenzela izinto, yipropathi yabo. Nanini na xa sisenza into ngaphandle kweli lizwe, kuya kufuneka siqale ngokutsha. Awunakho ukuphinda usebenzise izinto kwakhona. Uninzi lwabantu luya kuthi lubeke isikhokelo Umboniso omangalisayo Imveliso yeCinco okanye enye into.
Wareheim : Ewe, besinokwenza ngokulula isahluko UkuShukuma ngeshishini .
Heidecker : Ke oku ibingumceli mngeni. Kuya kufuneka uqale ucocekile kwaye wenze izinto ukusuka ekuqaleni, ekugqibeleni enelisayo. Kwakukho ixesha apho sasicinga ukuba inokuba ngumxube webali lokwenyani ngathi elijika libe yile nto, kodwa kwavakala kumnandi ngakumbi ukuyigcina ivulekile. Indawo ithiyori igcwele kangangokuba ungangxala naluphi na uluvo ulwenze ukuba lusebenze.
Wareheim : Ngokuqinisekileyo yayingamava amatsha okufunda, kodwa embindini wawo, yinkqubo efanayo, eyilayo. Elinye lawona macandelo makhulu oku nguTim kunye nokuhlangana kunye nokuba nesidlo sasemini, sihleka malunga nendlela esiza kuyilungisa ngayo le nto. Uhlobo olunjengokwenza i Amabali okulala okanye imuvi: Nantsi into ekufuneka siyenzile ukuze sikhanyiselwe, nanga onke amanyathelo, emva koko sizihambela sodwa kwaye sibhale kancinci.
Heidecker : Yayisisilayiti esingenanto: Nina nifuna ukubhala incwadi? Sazise ukuba ufuna ukubhala ngantoni. Inokuba yiyo nantoni na. Isenokuba yimbali ye UTim noEric , okanye isikhokelo sethu sokuba ngutata. Le yayiyinxalenye enzima: ukugxila kwinto esasifuna ukuyenza, emva koko siyigcwalise ngeziqhulo ezaneleyo kunye nemibono evakalelwa ngathi yinto onokuhlala nayo ngaphezulu kwemizuzu elishumi. Ukuqinisekisa ukuba iyaya ndaweni ithile, inombono, ukuba yayiyindalo yayo yonke ingekuko nje ububhanxa obupheleleyo.
Wareheim : Besisazi ukuba sifuna ukuba nesimbo sokubonakalayo esifana nezinye zeTV okanye zevidiyo. Sazi ukuba sifuna ukusebenza nomyili omnye [ UDuke Aber ] owenze zonke iiDVD zethu kunye neepowusta. Uyilo lwakhe lufana nomlinganiswa kule ncwadi. Iyabonakala ngokwenene.
Unokubonisa ukusasazeka kwamaphepha amabini kwilungu lobudoda encwadini, ongenakuyenza kumdlalo weTV. Ndifikile kulaa ndawo ndacinga ukuba ndonwabe kakhulu ngaba bafana! Bangayithatha ukuya kuthi ga ngokufuna kwabo!
Wareheim : [ Ihleka Ngaphandle kwento yelungu lobudoda, ayisiyiyo lonto ngakumbi ngakumbi.
Uhlobo lobudoda lumi ngaphandle.
Wareheim : Ngokuqinisekileyo. Besinethemba loko. Ngale nto ithile, ndithethile nomzobi wethu malunga nayo. Asinako ngokusemthethweni ukuthatha ipeni kwi-intanethi, kwaye wayengafuni ukufota enye, ke wayibumba loo penisi kuzo zonke ezinye iipenisi ukuze ibekhona ngokusemthethweni. Kanye into yokuba senze umntu olihlwempu ukuba ayenze intle kakhulu.
Heidecker : Kwaye yenzelwe ukuba uvule incwadi kwelo phepha uye eGahhhh-bayenzile kwakhona, ezo mpundu!
