Ukuba kuyinyani ukuba umntu usebenzisa kuphela iipesenti ezili-10 zomthamo wobuchopho nangaliphi na ixesha, umntu uye watshintshwa ngokufutshane kwimfumba yeswiti ebizwa Guess Who. Le cheesy, remake-remake remake of Stanley Kramer's 1967 milestone Guess Who's Coming to Dinner is reverses the racing, with the spastic Ashton Kutcher in the Sidney Poitier role and, as a black Spencer Tracy, umntu ovela ngomsindo, ojikeleza amehlo uMalume Isikolo seRus woBugcisa beDrama obizwa ngokuba nguBernie Mac, ondikhumbuza ngento ethile kwitoti. Akulunganga kangakanani umbono? Ndiza kukuxelela. Ibolile ngokwaneleyo ukuba ithumele nawuphi na umntu ophilileyo, ozihloniphayo one-IQ. ngaphaya kwama-40 eembaleki zokungena kuhola wendlela okufutshane. Kodwa izinto ezoyikisayo azipheli. Le driveic morl yavula iNombolo 1 kwi-ofisi yebhokisi kwiveki yokuqala, kuphela ii-Uggs ezimbalwa ngaphambi kokugabha kukaMiss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous. Yonke le nto iyinxalenye yokuncipha kwenkcubeko yaseMelika egcina abagxeki betyhafile kwaye besengqondweni abantu bephindaphinda.
Ngokuchasene nentando yam, ndibone ukuba ngubani na kwindlu yemovie yokwenyani enabaphulaphuli eyakhiwe ngokupheleleyo lulutsha, bonke ababebonakala ngathi banomdla wokurhola imvumo yokunikezela kunye nokudlala ngeeselfowuni kunokubukela imovie. Kwakungekho mntu uhlekayo. Ngeliphandle, kuyathandabuzeka ukuba nabani na kubaphulaphuli ukhe weva nokuqikelela ukuba ngubani oza kwisidlo sangokuhlwa. Kananjalo, kuba okwenzekayo kwimizuzu eyi-103 kwanele ukukubeka kwisidlo sangokuhlwa kwaye emva koko ezinye. Umnumzana Kutcher udlala kancinci okanye u-Simon, yingcongconi-ngqondo efuna ukutshata intombazana entle, ekrelekrele emnyama egama linguTeresa. Yimpelaveki abazokwazisa ngayo ukubandakanyeka kwabo kwikhaya elihle labazali bakhe e-New Jersey. Kodwa ngeli xesha, umhlaseli akazeli kuphela isidlo sangokuhlwa. Uhlala iintsuku zokuthukwa okungapheliyo, ukungcungcutheka ngokweemvakalelo, ubuqhetseba besitcom kunye nokwenza kakubi. Kwisithuba seyure enye, uTata ubamba uMnu. Kutcher ezama iilokhwe zangaphantsi zentombi yakhe (engenangqondo kwaphela, ngaphandle kokuba imovie imalunga nento emnyama ngakumbi kunethoni yesikhumba, enokuthi iyinike isuphu yomdla), kwaye yehla ukusuka apho. Ewe kunjalo, uSimon sisidenge, kodwa ingxaki yakhe ikhohlakele, ikhohlakele kwaye inenzondo kangangokuba ayenzi ngqondo yokuba kutheni eza kuhlala ubusuku obunye, kungasathethwa kangako kathathu.
UBernie Mac, njengoyise otyhafisayo odlala onke amakhadi omdyarho ngendleko zehonky, kufanele ukuba aphumelele, abe nelungelo, abe nobutyebi kwaye anyuse umgangatho. Ke kutheni ethetha njengoAmos noAndy? Xa enyanzelisa ukulala busuku ngabunye ebhedini enye noSimon ukuze aqiniseke ukuba intombi yakhe ilele yodwa, imovie inika amadoda omabini ithuba lokungqubana kwizikhundla ezininzi ezithukayo akukho ndwendwe liza kukunyamezela, kwaye kuyacaca ukuba eli qela lithembekileyo yokungabikho kweetalente kuya kwenza nantoni na ukuhleka okungabizi. Okwangoku, uSimon uhlasela ngokuhlekisa usapho lwentombazana ngothotho lwezinto ezingathandekiyo zobuhlanga etafileni. Ubiza ntoni na ngamadoda ayi-100 amnyama angcwatyelwe emhlabeni ukuya entloko? I-Afro-turf. Yuk, yuk. Sazi njani ukuba uAdam noEva babengabamnyama? Wakha wambona umntu uzama ukuthatha ubambo emntwini omnyama? Ukwenza ibali elide elingenamxholo ngenceba lifutshane, sinqumle kokudlulayo. Abazali baphantse bahlaziya izifungo zabo zomtshato kwinto ebonakala ngathi yindawo yokupheka ngasemva (ungakholelwa ukuba iimbambo zikuluhlu?) Apho abathandi bezizwe ezahlukeneyo baceba ukubhengeza ukubandakanyeka kwabo. Emva kweentsuku ezintathu zokuthotywa isidima kunye neelayers ezimbi, zonke ziyahlukana. Ukusombulula kwabo ukungaboni ngasonye ngexesha lesiphelo esonwabisayo akuqinisekisi ukude. Ndiphume phandle besebedanisa bonke itango eya kwinto ethi Lola Ufuna Ntoni.
Guess Ngubani omele ukuba ngumboniso bhanya-bhanya othatha irabha enkulu ukuya kwizikrelemnqa, ukunganyamezelani, ubuntamo-lukhuni, ucalucalulo kunye neenkolelo, kodwa ayisiyiyo malunga nantoni na. Ngapha koko, ixhasa bonke ubuyatha obufuna ukubukhanyela. Sivela indlela ende ukusukela ekubeni uqikelela ukuba ngubani oza kwiDinner. Le spin yokuthandana kwabantu beentlanga ezahlukeneyo ifuna ukusenza sibe yimfama, kodwa bendicinga ukuba sele sikhona. Okushiyekileyo kukubhala kwes sophomoric, umkhombandlela ongenantsingiselo kunye nokungakhathali kwenjongo. UBernie Mac, njengosolusapho, uhlekisa njengokutshintsha kwedolo. UZoe Saldana, njengentombi, kunye noJudith Scott, njengomama wakhe, bacwebezisiwe kwaye bayinyani kubonakala ngathi bakwi-movie eyahlukileyo ngokupheleleyo. Umnumzana Kutcher unxibe ngakumbi ukwakheka kwamehlo kunabo. Kwintsapho emnyama ephucukileyo enamaxabiso exesha langoku, uninzi lwabasetyhini lukhangeleka ngathi ziihos ezisuka ‘kwihodo. Ndiyathandabuza ukuba ngaba umlawuli wokuqhekeza uKevin Rodney Sullivan (owancedisa ngeBarbershop 2 ebaluleke ngokwembali nangokubaluleka) angaziqondisa kwigumbi lamadoda ngaphandle kokulahleka.
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Ukuxhobisa uphononongo olubi kunye nayo nayiphi na into eyothusayo, uSandra Bullock obuyileyo ubuyile kwi-Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous, i-unasked-for sequel ukuya kwinqanaba le-farce yesibini engazange ikwenze okokuqala ngqa kumatshini weXerox. Le ngxaki iphosakeleyo, ebhalwe ngokukrakra nguMarc Lawrence kwaye yayalelwa ngokungafanelekanga nguJohn Pasquin, inokuchwethezwa irekhodi likaNks Bullock elingenakugungqiswa lokufika kwizithuthi ezinethamsanqa akukho mntu ufuna ukuzibona. Kodwa nantsi into yokuthambisa: Uqhubeka ezivelisa ngokwakhe! Yikholwe okanye ungakholelwa, le nkunkuma ayinangqondo ayibi kangangeSaziso seeVeki ezimbini, kodwa imbi kakhulu kunakuqala kukaMiss Congeniality ngowama-2000. Yinyani le ithethwayo, kwaye into endifuna ukuyithetha ayinakuprintwa.
Ngapha koko, nanku nomnye umgqatswa wenkunkuma. Ukuba ukhumbula nantoni na malunga nesavenge sokuqala esine-loopy, u-Nks Bullock wayeyimbumbulu ye-FBI. iarhente egama linguGracie Hart oye wazifihla njengomntu okhuphisana ngobuhle ukuze abambe umbulali obulalayo owayesenza umonakalo kwi-Miss United States Pageant. Kwiminyaka emine kungoko (zintathu kuphela iiveki kwiskripthi), uGracie uye waduma kakhulu kangangokuba ufumana i-fan fan, izicelo zokubonisa intetho kunye ne-Godiva iitshokholethi ezivela kubalandeli. Ngelishwa, ukupapashwa okuthe kwabangela ukuba ubuso bakhe buze kwimipu yoomatshini kunye neemagnethi ze-icebox kumenze wangabinamsebenzi njengearhente yentsimi. Zimkile isithandwa sakhe esidala kunye nentombazana ebukekayo nemesis (esindisa uBenjamin Bratt noCandace Bergen ihlazo lokwenza ezinye izidenge kwikhamera), kodwa u-Ernie Hudson wenza imbonakalo emfutshane njengomphathi wakhe ongaqinisekanga kwiarhente, emenza Ubuso obutsha be-FBI
Ubumnandi bufutshane, nangona imovie ingekho. Ngelixa ekwityelelo le-PR ehambisa iingcebiso kubantu abathanda ulwaphulo-mthetho kulutsha, u-bubblehead u-Miss United States ubanjwe liqela lezigebenga e-Las Vegas, kwaye u-Gracie uthatha umsebenzi wokumfumana, ngenkani ehamba nomlindi we-butch ogama lingu-Fuller (the onesiphiwo kodwa ochithayo uRegina King, umdlali weqonga wezinto ezicace gca). Ummeli onobutshaba u-Fuller uneengxaki kulawulo lomsindo kwaye, ekuguqulweni kwendima, ubetha uGracie ngokungenanceba, esenza iintlungu ngalo lonke ixesha. Kwelinye icala, uGracie, ngequbuliso ufumanisa ubufazi njengesixhobo esifihlakeleyo, esenza ubundlobongela ngomtsalane. Andikuthandi ukusebenzisa umpu wam-ngaphandle kokuba kukuzikhusela, okanye intengiso elungileyo eBergdorf! Utsho uGracie, emalunga nesishwankathelo somgangatho weziqhulo. Okanye njani malunga: Uhla njengomfazi otyebileyo kwi-Fireball egcotyiweyo? Okanye: Khumbula oko kwathethwa nguLouis Vuitton-konke kusengxoweni. Le banter ingakholelekiyo ivela kuMarc Lawrence, umbhali weskripthi owabhala u-Miss Congeniality wokuqala, kodwa obonakala ngathi unenxeba entloko ukusukela ngoko kubonakala ngathi kumshiyile u-goo-goo-ga-ga kodwa usemvuzo.
I-Gracie inokuba luxanduva kwi-Bureau ejongeka njengonodoli kaBarbie noBotox, kodwa usenokudubula indlela yokuphuma kwingxaki yokuthinjwa. Ke unxiba njengo-Big Bird ngelixa u-Agent Fuller ngokungathandabuzekiyo ebeka i-mascara kunye nepeyinti yemfazwe njengo-Tina Turner. Kodwa endaweni yokuya kumdlalo wekhasino weSiqithi seParadesi apho ukumkanikazi onobuhle abanjwe khona, benza umda ongachazwanga werou-queen revue, apho bamisa khona umboniso. URegis Philbin, uDolly Parton, uWilliam Shatner, u-Eileen Brennan kunye noNyango lukaWilliams zezinye zeetalente zokwenyani ezenza iidrive-bys, kodwa akukho mntu unokufaka ubungqina obuninzi kwiskripthi esifileyo esifika sinuke njenge-mausoleum. Eqinile kwaye ehlekisayo, UNks Bullock ubonakala ngathi uyayenza yonke loo nto njengoko ehamba. Ngelishwa, uza njengenye yezo ntombazana ezonwabisayo ngakumbi kunokubukela kwiscreen.
Uguqulelo olubi
Kwakufuneka yenzekile. Emva kokuba yi-Flavour yokuqala yase-Mexico exotic ye-Decade ukusukela nge-Dolores Del Rio, uGaadala Garara uGael García Bernal uye kwilizwe jikelele. Ukuxhalaba ukunqanda ukubhala ngokuchwetheza kwaye ugutyungelwe zizithembiso zokwanelisa iimfuno zabafundi be-fan-mag kulwimi ngalunye, i-hunk enciphisayo enamathambo amancinci kunye namehlo amakhulu e-boudoir avela kwi-Amores Perros, Y Tu Mamá También, Imfundo engalunganga kunye neDayari yeZithuthuthu iyasebenza. Kumdlalo bhanyabhanya ohlekisayo ichaphaza i, ifilimu yakhe yokuqala ngesiNgesi, udlala uKip, umdlali weBrazil ongasebenziyo eLondon, odibana noCarmen (Natalia Verbeke), imbacu yaseSpain ogxothiweyo kwimisebenzi engama-35 kwiinyanga ezintandathu. . UCarmen uzimisele ukutshata nalowo ahlala naye egumbini, umlingisi wefilim ogama linguBarnaby (James D'Arcy). Ukuhlonipha isithethe esidala esinyanzela umtshakazi ukuba atyale okokugqibela emlonyeni womntu wasemzini ngaphambi kokuba anikezele ngenkululeko yakhe, uCarmen ukhetha uKip kwindawo yokutyela enabantu abaninzi. Isiphumo sokulalisa ngomlomo xa betshixa imilebe kutshintsha ubomi babo ngonaphakade. I-Blurry, ii-angles zekhamera ezijolise ngaphandle kunye nomculo ongaqhelekanga ubonisa into engaphezulu ezayo.
Emva kokutshata noBarnaby, uCarmen uqhawukile phakathi kwendoda yesiNgesi ebonelela ngokhuseleko kunye nomthandi waseLatin onika uthando, kwaye okwexeshana kubonakala ngathi andiyonto nje enye yonxantathu oqhelekileyo wothando, uCarmen ejikeleza eLondon edlala iibhedi zomculo kwaye enxibe kancinci kangangoko. Oku kuyawaxabanisa omabini la madoda, ade omnye wabo azibulale noCarmen-okwenzeka ukuba abe ngumdanisi ophambeneyo uFlamenco ubila ihlazo netyala kumgangatho wokudanisa. Kodwa linda. Oku ngamava okwenyani, kwaye yonke loo nto ibiyindlela echuliweyo eyenziwe nguBarnaby ngoncedo lomthandi kaCarmen waseBrazil, uKip, kwifilimu ezimeleyo ayenzayo ngaphandle kolwazi lukaCarmen. UCarmen ngoyena mntu uhlekisayo. Nokuba utyikityo kwisivumelwano sakhe ikopi yekhabhoni yokubhala ngesandla kwilayisensi yomtshato, nazo zonke i i-dotted. Akumangalisi ukuba abe nomsindo nkqu neflamenco iphulukana nokuhlaba kwayo. Enye into ejijekileyo kunye namachaphaza aphela nge-premiere, ukubulala okwenyani kunye nokuziphindezela kukaCarmen, apho abeka khona amancinci ambalwa. Ukubonisa, ndiyaqikelela, ukuba akukho bhanyabhanya iyothusayo kwaye ayinakulinganiswa nobomi bokwenyani. Ngeetalente ezinamava okuyalela umkhosi, imirhubhe ebomvu kumbhali-wokuqala ongumlawuli uMateyu Parkhill iscript esingaphiliyo sinokubonakala ngathi asiyonto yenziwe, kunye nabanamava ngakumbi ukuxhasa intetho yakhe yesiNgesi, uMnu García Bernal unokubonakala engaphantsi. Imbi kwaye ilusizi. Le yinto eyenzekayo xa amakhwenkwe anetalente eshiya ikhaya. Omnye unethemba lokuba uMnu García Bernal ubuyela kuPedro Almodóvar kunye netalente yakhe ayiphelanga-kwaye hayi umzuzwana kungekudala.
