Ngaba bobabini aba mama basekhaya bayinyani? (IBravo) Into yokuqala yokuqala, ngexesha lokuvula iikhredithi kukho umkhohlisi phakathi kwethu! Kwaye ngomkhohlisi, ndithetha umfazi omtsha wendlu ogama linguAshley. Umgca wethegi yakhe ugqibe kwisilayidi kwindawo yokugqibela, Phosa le nkukhu yasentwasahlobo kwindawo yomqolomba kwaye yeka imidlalo iqale. Ndiyasiqonda isizathu sokuba ehliselwe kwisigaba sesibini.
Sivula kanye apho besishiye khona. Oononkala. Amathumba. Ukuprintwa okungafunekiyo okwenziwe ngasedamini. U-Gizelle uzijonga kwisakhelo esibonisiweyo njenge-diva ecekeceke esele simazi ukuba inguye. UKaren uphuma eqhuma ngumsindo. Ukuziphatha kukaGiselle kuyothusa, kubonakala ngathi.
UCharisse emva koko ufumba. Naye wothukile! Wothuswa kukuba uGizelle angalinga ukuvumela iinwele zakhe, aka Uncedo (kwiithiyetha zika-Agasti 2011), ukuba ade acinge ngokuya kumgangatho wesibini wendlu yakhe. Ndothukile. Ndothuke kakhulu.
Iindaba ezimnandi zezi, abantu ekugqibeleni batya oononkala kweli theko. Ndikulungele ukuphuma. UKatie uqhayisa kubantwana bakhe ukuba utye imilenze yonke yoononkala abahlanu! Kwakhona, uKatie undenza lusizi, kuba oko akubonakali ngathi kukunkala okuninzi kum, konke konke.
UGizelle uphelele ngaphezulu kukaKaren noCharisse, njengathi sonke. Ulahla ngakumbi izikhombisi zenkcubeko yokuchaza aba bafazi kunesiqendu seGilmore Girls. UDiane Von Furstenberg. UJosephine Baker. Inenekazi uEloise. Yena kunye nomgcini wezinwele uyaphuma, kodwa hayi ngaphambi kokuba uKaren abhengeze ukuba ufuna ukhuseleko kuye akukho mntu, kuba sikwisiqingatha seedonki ezisemva kwendlu.
Siye sibuyele kuKatie. Uva usana lukhala kwiscreen sokutshintsha kwepeppy. Ndivakalelwa ngendlela efanayo. UKatie utyhila ukuba akangobuzwe nje, kodwa ungumJuda, kwaye njengawo onke amanenekazi kumdlalo, ndicinga ukuba, Kulungile, kwaye uqhubeke.
Ndiyaqhubeka ndikhwankqiswa kula matafile asekhitshini. Mhlawumbi uKris Jenner kufuneka anikele ngamanye amatye emabhile awawebileyo kuKim kule veki i-Keeping Up With The Kardashians kubafazi balo mboniso. Ingcinga nje.
Sidibene noMakazi kaKaren, obonakala inguye ofundise uKaren yonke into ekufuneka eyazi malunga nendlela yokuziphatha. Andiqinisekanga ukuba yeyiphi imigaqo yokuziphatha ekhoyo apha, kuba ukuza kuthi ga ngoku yonke into eyenziweyo ngegama lesimilo ibonakala ikrwada kum. Kodwa ndiyi-pleb, ndiyazi ntoni? Ndicinga ukuba lo mboniso ufuna ukuba ndibenomdla ku-Aunt Dot, kodwa ndingumakazi Not. Ngakumbi iGizelle, nceda!
Le ntombazana intsha itya isidlo sasemini iyodwa kwigumbi lokuhlambela, uAshley, iphosa iSip nepati yeSocialites. Ndinomdla kakhulu ekucoceni nabantu ekuhlaleni. Ndinomdla kakhulu kwinto yokuba eli qela laliyintoni, elalicuthwa kancinci ngoonontlalontle, ngakumbi ukubukela umyeni ka-Ashley okhulileyo ebethwa ngesando. UAshley uxela ukuba ufuna umntwana waseGemini (okanye uLeo, nantoni na). Ndonwabile ngokuzithandela njengerhafu. Ndingathanda ukuba ngumzali womfana onxilileyo ongotata wam kunye nenkosikazi yakhe emdala kunam ngeminyaka emibini. Ndiza kuba ngumntwana wakho waseGemini.
UGizelle akanyamezeli u-Ashley ngelixa uKatie ebonakala ngathi unomdla wokuba ngumhlobo wakhe. Yiyo yonke into ekufuneka uyazi ngo-Ashley.
Umtshato kaCharisse usasebenza, uyafunga! Umyeni wakhe uhlala eNew Jersey kwaye akazange ambone, kodwa balungile ngokupheleleyo. Ukuqaqamba kwexesha leBeverly Hills Camille Grammer umdaniso entlokweni yam. Oko kuthetha ukuba ndilindele ngokupheleleyo uCharisse ukuba abambe itheko lesidlo sangokuhlwa esino-Allison Dubois. Mhle nceda?
UGizelle unikezela ngobulumko bakhe be-diva kubantwana bakhe, uGrace, iAngel, kunye no-Adore, ngokucacileyo, kwaye ndithatha amanqaku. Ndingathatha uGizelle njengomqeqeshi wobomi. Ubhala iileta zikaKaren noCharisse zokucela uxolo ngokwenza into ephosakeleyo. Kutheni usenza le nto, ubuza? Masithi kunye, uGrace, iNgelosi, kunye no-Adore! Soloko ulungile kwiintshaba.
UKatie unomnyhadala wamaYuda wokunika amagama abantwana bakhe. Imnandi. Masiqhubeke.
UKaren noCharisse bameme uGizelle kwivenkile yokutyela enezitayile zeCheesecake Factory, ngeenjongo zokuqhubeka nokujongana naye ngokuzisa iinwele zakhe kwithumba elingunonkala elingasemva elingenayo ne-hors d'oeuvres, nasemva kokuba ethumele iileta zokuxolisa, kuba isimilo.
Ngubani ozisa umsizi weenwele kwithumba lononkala? Ngokwenene wonke umntu, uCharisse. UKaren ufuna ukwazi ukuba uGizelle ubaleke wajonga ngasemva kuye. Ndifuna ukwazi ukuba uCharisse ubaleke wajonga umyeni wakhe ohlala eNew Jersey. Wow, that was very catty of me. Ndingathanda ukubulela uGizelle ngokuphefumlelwa kunye nefuthe lakhe. Inenekazi uEloise.
Ndicinga ukuba uRobyn wayekule episode. Ingayiyo? Ndidinga ukwazi ngakumbi malunga nokuxhonywa kwakhe kunye nomyeni wakhe wangaphambili, umthetho.
Nokuba kunjalo, iPotomac inayo yonke into. Idrama eyenziweyo, uninzi lweenwele kunye notshintsho lwewodropu, abantu endibathandayo, nabantu endibathandayo ukubathiya.
