Iidayimani: kulindeleke ukuba babe ngabahlobo abasenyongweni bentombazana.Uyilo oluqhelekileyo Ndinokuvuma izono kwi-Instagram. Emva kokuba ukuzibandakanya kwam kuphelile, ndazifihla isandla sasekhohlo ngasemva komqolo kwiifoto ze-Insta kuba andifuni ukuba snoops sisondeza kwilahleko kunye nokudana okuphuma kumnwe wam ongenanto.
Kwangokunjalo, ukuqala kwam ukuzibandakanya, ndazifihla isandla sam sasekhohlo ngasemva komqolo kwiifoto ze-Insta, kuba ndandingafuni ukuba ama-snoops asondeze kwi-fantasy kunye ne-fairy-tale blinging from my betrothed finger.
Kwaye ngelixa iinkcukacha zobomi bam bezesondo (okanye okwangoku, ubomi obungafaniyo ngokwesini) zikwi-intanethi yonke, bendingafuni ukuba ukuzibandakanya kwam kube-kuvakala kusondele kwaye kungcwele. Ngokuqinisekileyo, kuya kuba yiyo yonke kubonakala iyakhazimla kwaye iyaqaqamba, kodwa bendisoloko ndikhetha ukwenza lula kutshintsho. Umzekelo, andinguye umntu wokutsiba emanzini abandayo. Ndiyi-intshi kwaye ndiyahlupheka. Ndiyabhengeza kwaye emva koko ndihlupheke ngakumbi.
Kodwa eli bali alikho malunga nokuxothwa kwam, okanye isandla sam sasekhohlo esikwi-Insta, okanye nakwi-ex yam. Eli bali limalunga nokuba nobudlelwane nedayimane. Kungenxa yokuba, emva kwayo yonke loo nto, iidayimani zingumhlobo wentombazana.
Ngaba uyazi ukuba amakhonkco okuzibandakanya akholelwa ekubeni avela kwi-Egypt yamandulo? Isangqa sesangqa simele uthando ngonaphakade - sithandana. Kodwa njengazo zonke izinto ezilungileyo, ubukhokhoba bekufuneka bujike i-dick yayo kwaye buqhekeze iziqwenga. Ngexesha lamaRoma kwakuyinto eqhelekileyo ukuba abafazi banxibe amakhonkco anezitshixo ezincinci eziqhotyoshelwe, ezibonisa ubunini bendoda yabo. Ayithandani kangako.
Ke ngo-1477 iArchduke Maximilian yaseOstriya yacebisa uMary waseBurgundy ngobuninzi beedayimane ezithe tyaba ezimile njengoM. Ngaba awufuni nje ukuthi uMaximilian isigidi samaxesha? Ngelishwa, uMary wawa kwihashe lakhe, waqhekeza umva emhadini wasweleka eneminyaka engamashumi amabini anesihlanu. Ngeli xesha, uMaximilian uqhubeke watshata abanye abafazi ababini.
Ngelixa, uM no-M ngokuqinisekileyo babeka iidayimani kwimephu yasebukhosini, yayingu-De Beers abathe bathengisa ngobuqili iphulo lesibhengezo, iidayimani zihlala ngonaphakade. Kwaye enye yayiyimbali enenzuzo kakhulu.
Abazali bam khange bayenze into eringayo. Ngabaculi beSoho kwaye, ukuba kukho nantoni na, bafumana iidayimani zokubandakanya idayimane. Isizukulwana sabo sasitshisa iibrasi kwaye savukela kwizikwere zabazali zabo ii-1950's values. Kodwa isizukulwane sam (bendisondele nje ekubeni ndingene kwi-millennial) konke malunga nokubetha. Sikhuliswe kwi-MTV kwiminyaka yee-90 kwaye ngoku sondla udumo lwe-Insta kunye ne-fortune, simisa ukuthengwa kunye nenqanaba. Kukangaphi sikhe sayibona loo ringi yokuzibandakanya kweekarati ezintathu ibengezela ngokuqatha kunxweme lwaseCapri?
Amakhonkco okuzibandakanya abe kukhuphiswano kunye nesimboli yesimbo sobutyebi. Yekabani enkulu? Ayisiyiyo kuphela enkulu, kodwa ingcono.
Imalunga ne-'Cs ezine, 'utshilo umhlobo wam omtsha uStephanie. Utshatile kabini, ke uyazi yonke into ngeedayimane. Kwakhona kwenzeka ukuba abe ngumthengisi wezobugcisa kwi-diamond yesithili esilawulwa yindoda.
Zonke iintlobo zamakhwenkwe zingena kwiofisi kaStephanie. Le yi-NYC, ke uninzi lwamaqhosha ezemali anamaqhosha. Eyona nto imbi kubo ayiniki shits zimbini abanokuthanda abafazi babo bangomso. UStephanie wazenza idouche eqhelekileyo, ndim ekufuneka ndimjongile enxibe laa ringi yomntu.
Ndahleka, indlela owenza ngayo xa umntu ethetha into ebuhlungu.
UStephanie wandiphula iidayimani. Ucacisile, Nokuba uchitha ikhulu lamawaka eedola okanye ishumi lamawaka eedola, kuhlala kurhwebo. Ngaba uyafuna ukuba mhlophe? Ufuna enkulu? Ngaba uyafuna icace?
UStephanie wayenxibe isacholo esenziwe ngentenetya kwisandla sakhe. Wayenxibe iringi enkulu etyheli, eqaqambile kwaye ishushu njengelanga.
Intle loo nto. Ndalatha kuyo.
Enkosi, sithandwa, utshilo. Yigarnet nje. Ingxelo yesiqwenga.
Emva koko wangqiyama kwaye wazityand 'igila kum, ke lo mfazi ungene kwiveki ephelileyo efuna ukuthengisa iringi yakhe yokuzibandakanya, kodwa yayingenaso isatifikethi se-GIA kwaye yayivela eYurophu.
Kuvakala ukuba akunamthunzi? Ndiqikelele.
Kakhulu. Kwaye kwane-phosphorescence.
Yintoni lo nto? Ndibuzile.
Idayimane ejika iluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka phantsi kokukhanya okhethekileyo. Kuthetha ukuba ngumgangatho ombi. UStephanie wayenomdla kakhulu. Yayineentsiba kwaye umbala kufanele ukuba yayingu-L okanye uM. Andizange ndibone nantoni na emnyama.
Ngaba yayineentsiba?
Kwakungcolile. Yayineentanda ezincinci kuyo. Kwaye emva kokucinga okwesibini, wathi, Kodwa ikwanobomi.
Ngaba ubomi? Ndibuzile.
Yayibonakala iphila. Kwakucacile. Kwaye yayinkulu. Kwimveliso yethu sibiza iringi njengaleyo yebhola ye-matzo.
Ibhola ye-matzo?
Ewe, kuba inkulu kwaye iyabonisa kodwa inesiphene. Ngokwesiqhelo abantu abadala baya kwiibhola ze-matzo ukuba bakumfazi wabo wesibini okanye wesithathu. Bafuna ukukhanya kodwa abafuni ukuchitha imali eninzi kubafazi babo. Bakhetha ukuzithengela iPorsche.
Ndayifanekisa le bhola ye-matzo ibhola. Ngesizathu esithile, ndaziva ndinovelwano ngayo. Ndacinga ukuba ingafana nenja enkulu yokuhlangula enebala elinamachokoza, uboya obuneentsiba kunye nombala wesallow. Mhlawumbi yayingenayo imilenze yangasemva kwaye yayiqengqeleka ngeenqwelo. Ibiza kuphendula kuMatzo Ball kwaye ijiwuzise umsila wayo omncinci uL okanye uM. Emva koko ijikele kum ngala mehlo makhulu abengezelayo, ithoba ulwimi ngokutyibilika emlonyeni ongenamazinyo-
Ewe kunjalo, kukho abafana abalungileyo, uStephanie waphula ibhola yam ye-matzo reverie, ikakhulu bazisa abafazi babo bangomso kwinkqubo yokwenza izigqibo. Kodwa ungumbhali. Awufuni ukuva malunga nezinto ezilungileyo.
Ewe ndiyavuma! Ndadanduluka.
Abafazi banokuba mbi ngokunjalo. Umhlobo wam uAmanda wayesebenza eofisini apho kwakukhangeleka ngathi bonke abantu ababhinqileyo baganana ngaxeshanye. Ngenye imini kwangena umfazi eofisini elila.
Yintoni engalunganga? Bonke abantu abasebenza naye bathi. Wahlukana nawe?
Hayi, walila, wacebisa.
Ke yintoni engalunganga? Bonke abafazi babuza.
Ngumsesane we-1.5-carat kuphela.
Bonke abantu basetyhini bakhamisile. Wayengakwenza njani oko? Ngaba wayemthanda?
Kwigumbi lokuhlambela, bahleba kwaye bajikeleza amehlo, andikholelwa ukuba wasamkela nesicelo sakhe.
Abafazi bayithathaphi le fantasy iphambeneyo yokuba ikrele elikhanyayo kwizixhobo zomkhosi liza kungena lihlangule le ntombazana isezinkathazweni, kuphela ukubaxabisa kwaye uyihombise ngedayimani ngonaphakade. Ndilinde, ndiyeke, intengiso enkulu kulo lonke elaseMelika?
Umhlobo wam uRandi undixelele nje ukuba uZales unentambo yokuzibandakanya kwenkosazana. Ndiyathetha, kuya kuba yinto epholileyo ukuba yinkosazana yobomi bokwenyani, kodwa zingaphi iinkosana zobomi bokwenyani ezingatshatanga kwaye ezikulungeleyo ukuxubana?
Umgca wokuzibandakanya kukaZales uquka uCinderella, uSnow White, uRapunzal, uTinker Bell, uBhele, uAriel, uJasmine phakathi kwabanye abaninzi nakwikhredithi yabo, banabahlali abanjengoUrsula kunye noKumkanikazi ongendawo. Ukuba nabani na ovela eZales ufunda le nto, ndingathanda ukucela iringi kaJoan waseArc, endiya kuyinxiba kumnwe wam ophakathi.
Ukuthetha ngee-ex, ndabaleka ndaya kwenye i-ex, uJoe, kwiscreen. I-Ex ifana nezifundo. Baqhubeka befumba. Ujonge umnwe wam ohamba ze wathi, Awutshatanga?
Hayi, yaphela loo nto. Ndamxelela.
Kodwa khange ubhale nje ikholamu malunga nokonwaba kwakho?
Ndiyenzile, Joe.
Ewe, ubuncinci usabonakala umhle.
Enkosi, nditshilo, ndidlulile. Kuba ngokucacileyo, engqondweni yakhe, lelo lixabiso lam.
Ndothukile nje, watsho.
Bubomi, Joe. Bubomi.
Ubomi bunendlela yokumangalisa. Inokukuzisa emadolweni okanye izise olona lonwabo lungalindelekanga. Njengoko uMadonna watsho, Ubomi buyimfihlakalo.
Uthando luthambile, kodwa iisimboli zenqanaba ziyancanca. Iidayimani zihlala ngonaphakade kodwa ngamanye amaxesha abantu bayaqhekeka. Okanye baphila ubomi obude kunye kwaye ngenye imini, abavuki. Ke iidayimani zihlala ezisefini, okanye emazantsi edrowa yangaphantsi, okanye ziphinde ziphinde zenziwe okanye ziphinde zithengiswe-uphawu lwangaphambili loluthando.
Ke kuthekani ngothando? Imali ithenga izinto ezintle ezinjengeadayimane, kodwa ayinakuthenga uthando. Nokuba kwimisele yentlungu yothando olulahlekileyo, xa inkumbulo yothando lwakhe ibonakala ngathi kukumbombozela, uthando luhlala lukhona, ngaphakathi kwakho, njengokubetha kwentliziyo. Uthando luhlala luhleli-nokuba unqwenela ukuba luhambe nje. Uthando aluze lukuncame kwaye ukuba luyakwenza oko, olo ayilo thando.
Umhlobo wam uJes uthi izinto zizinto nje kude kube kukho uxinzelelo emva kwazo. Imisesane yokuzibandakanya inokuba luphawu lobukhoboka okanye umqondiso wokudibana.
U-Jes uyabuza, Ngaba uzibophelela ngamakhamandela okanye unebhongo ngokuba kunye nomntu wakho?
Yintoni lento? UJes uphakamisa ibhendi yerabha.
Ibhanti yerabha, nditsho.
Yintoni le? UJes ubeka ibhanti yerabha esihlahleni sakhe.
Isacholo, nditsho.
Yintoni le? UJes wenza isilingi.
Isixhobo. Ndithi.
Yintoni le? UJes uphosa ibhanti yerabha emhlabeni.
Inkunkuma.
Isithembiso sayizolo sinokuba yinkunkuma yanamhlanje. Isangqa sokubandakanya idayimane sisithembiso kwaye izithembiso zinokwaphulwa. Kodwa not uthando. Uthando luqinisekile. Uthando lunesibindi. Uthando luxhuma lukholo.
Ke ngoku kuthekani ukuba uthando luyonakala? Ngamanye amaxesha kuya kufuneka uwe ukuze uqonde ukuba uthando luya kuhlala lukubamba. Ngenxa yokuba uthando alukho ngaphandle kwesiqu sakho, yimeko yokuba kuyo. Kwaye lo msesane wedayimane osemnweni wakho, nokuba mkhulu, mncinci, uyakhazimla okanye buthuntu, yile nto, iringi yedayimane
