Into yokwenyani eyenzekileyo ngokwenene.Ngokunyanisekileyo kweWWE Malunga neminyaka emibini edlulileyo, Ndaya kwi 'WWE' Raw kwiziko leBarclays wafumanisa ukuba ukunyathela phantsi kwentloko enkulu yomsitho we-wrestling kukungenisa enye indlela, enye apho ubuntu bukhona iphakanyisiwe , imigaqo yaphukile kwaye ubundlobongela abuvunyelwanga nje, kunjalo ukhuthaziwe . Ewe, jonga oku, bantu, ngowama-2017 kwaye siphila kwelo xesha linenye indawo. Sithathe indawo yokuhlala isigxina kumhlaba we-bizarro, sithumela iitsheki zenyanga kwindlu yomnini-ndlu yethu. Ngomlingo, iindonga ezide ngeemayile zizakwakhiwa; Ubuxoki zezinye izinto eziyinyani, kwaye iinyani zi #fakenews; UMongameli kungenzeka ukuba ungunopopi kwaye, nokuba ungowasemzini, ngaxa lithile ebomini bakhe wayefumana isiphelo sokufumana iSton Cold stunner.
'I-Cold Cold' uSteve Austin wambetha uMongameli wase-United States.
Okwangoku, uMongameli obambeleyo wase-United States, i-45th kumgca osolula ukuya ku-1789, uthathe i-Stone Cold Stunner phambi kwabantu abangama-80,000.
Nangoku, kude kube namhla, ukuza kuthi ga kulo mzuzwana, andinakukholelwa ukuba le yipesenti eyi-100, eyinyani esemthethweni eya kupapashwa kwiincwadi zembali ixesha eliseleyo.
Kwakukho unyaka ka-2007. Indawo, iFord Field eDetroit Michigan kunye nomsitho: Wrestlemania 23. Ibali eliqhubekayo, elisekrinini phakathi kukaDonald Trump, emva koko Umfundi Ukubamba ngeenwele ezingaqhelekanga, kunye ne-WWE CEO u-Vince McMahon wafikelela esiphelweni ngento eyathi inkampani yabizwa ngokuba yi-Battle of the Billionaires, nangona uMcMahon kuphela Ngamaxesha athile usozigidigidi , kunye noTrump nangoku ngekhe angqine ukuba wakhe wangomnye . Kodwa, nokuba yintoni. Imfanozandi. Ndiyayifumana. Yintoni ebalulekileyo apha kukuchazwa: Bobabini abagidi bhiliyoni bakhetha umqhubi wesivumelwano, abo baxabana baya kuba nomdlalo, kwaye nabani na ogwetyelweyo kufuneka balahle intloko. UTrump wakhetha uBobby Lashley, indoda-intaba ebunjiweyo elityeni enelizwi lomntwana, ngelixa uMcMahon wakhetha u-Umaga, isigebenga esingambhathanga zihlangu eSamoa… uyazi ntoni, ungaze ucinge. Umlo omkhulu we-pro ufana nesiqhulo esikhulu: kokukhona uyicacisa, kokukhona kusebenza kancinci.
Ngokwenyani, into ekufuneka uyazi kukuba uSteve Austin, ngokuqinisekileyo ngowoyena mdlali udumileyo kwimbali engakhange ithiywe ngegama lika ukubunjwa komhlaba , wayengusompempe okhethekileyo weendwendwe, kwaye waligqiba eli candelo ngokunika uDonald Trump owesibini oyena mbi u-Stone Cold Stunner kwimbali ye-wrestling.
I-Huffington Post yapapasha ukufundwa okuhle, okude Namhlanje ichaza indlela owahlangana ngayo lo mzuzu, kwaye no-Austin ngokwakhe wabelane ngebali le-bonkers lokwenyani kwi-podcast yakhe:
UVince [McMahon] waya kanye phaya, wabeka uDonald kwalapho kanye kanye phambi kokuba siphume siye, 'hey, uyazi, uStold Cold uStephen Austin usompempe lomdlalo kwaye sele enesigqibo sokugqibela esibizwa ngokuba yiStone Cold Stunner. Ungathanda ukuyithatha? '
Kwaye, nkwenkwana, kanye ngelo xesha, umcebisi wenombolo yokuqala kaDonald Trump, indoda yakhe yasekunene ngelo xesha, wamnika zonke izizathu zokuba kutheni engadingi kuthatha iStunner. [Uthe] ‘Heyi, ndoda, ayingombono mhle lo; akuyomfuneko ukuba uyenze; Wenza ngokwaneleyo ngokubalapha. '
UDonald wajonga kuVince kwaye uyahamba, 'inene, ndiza kuyithatha.'
Kodwa ayisiyiyo kwaphela indlela endichaphazela ngayo, ingakumbi i… inyani ikhona kwasekuqaleni? Kum, yonke into eyenzekileyo kunyaka ophelileyo, isekisi engapheliyo ebingunyulo luka-2016, i ukubuyela umva okukhulu , ubuxoki obungapheliyo , Sean Spicer's Ukuqhekeka kwexesha lokwenyani , Iimfazwe ze-Twitter , Iindonga , ubuhlanga , uloyiko , ukungoyiki kunye nokuqina okucacileyo kweRussia , iyonke, inokufakwa kwigama elithi Stone Cold uSteve Austin wabetha uMongameli wase-United States. Kuba ayisiyiyo kuphela loo ngxelo iphambeneyo, ikwayinyani. Inyani esihlala kuyo iphakathi komzobo weVenn wempambano kunye nenyani.
Oo, kunene, khumbula xa ndathi uDonald Trump uthathe owesibini owona mbi kakhulu kwiCold Cold Stunner kwimbali yokulwa ngobungcali? Ewe, indawo yokuqala yeyomfazi kaVince McMahon, uLinda McMahon, ngoku okhonza kwikhabhinethi kaDonald Trump njengenhloko yoLawulo lwezoShishino oluNcinci.
Ngo-2035, abantwana besikolo, phakathi Uyenze njani kwaye kutheni le nto uThixo eyiDala iVelociraptor 101 , Uya kufunda ngeTye Cold Cold uStephen Austin, ekuphela kwendoda embalini eya kubetha uMongameli kunye nelungu leKhabinethi. Oko nje… oh ndoda.
Ngapha koko, ubudlelwane obusondeleyo bukaTrump kunye neWWE ( ukwinkampani yeHolo yoDumo ) kukhokelele kutyelelo lwe-White House kungekuphela kwabo baseMcMahons abaphezulu, kodwa unyana wabo / umlweli wexesha elithile uShane, intombi / iGosa eliyiNtloko leBrand uStephanie kunye nomyeni wakhe / wrestler / WWE COO Paul HHH Levesque. Oku, ewe, kukhokelele kwinto endiyithandayo yolonwabo ngalo lonke ixesha:
Ilitye elibandayo uSteve Austin wothuse iipesenti ezingama-46 zabantu abakule foto, kubandakanya nomongameli. pic.twitter.com/GKkz0cjB5d
-Dan McQuade (@dhm) NgoFebruwari 15, 2017
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