UKim Kardashian, usaqhubeka.TV elungileyo Abafana. Kule veki ndithenge i-Blac Chyna brand lip gloss kwaye yeyona nto imnandi yomlomo endakhe ndanayo. Usemthethweni inkosi yam nomsindisi ngokusesikweni, ke ndicinga ukuba ndingumntu odla ukufa ngoku? Yayiza kwenzeka ekugqibeleni.
Iindaba ezimbi kukuba, uKimmy Kardashian akakahlangulwa yiNkosi uChyna kwaye ke wacaphuka xa uRob embeka emnxebeni naye engabhengezwanga. Ungathini yena! Kuyabonakala ukuba uzimisele ukuzama nokusebenza izinto, kodwa hayi nje ngeefowuni. Ndifumana oko ukuya kwinqanaba kodwa ndithanda nesipili seselfie osithathile noBlac Chyna asithethi nto kuwe? Ukuba ushiya isipili seselfie kwikhamera yakho, ngaba i-butt yakho ikhona ngenene? Nangona kunjalo ndiyathemba ukuba oku kuyakulunga ngokujonga uKylie noTyga ngoku sele begqibile, kuba amandla ka-Lord Chyna awazi mida.
Umbuzo wenene: Ngaba uKim noKhan abanakhaya? Njengokuba, indlu yabo ingaze ihlaziywe, kwaye iyakhathaza kancinci. Yimalini marble enokuthi ifakwe phantsi kophahla olunye? Kwaye kutheni behlala nje noKris? Ngaba badibene noKris? Ngaba akukho makhaya aqeshisayo afumanekayo kwindawo enkulu efihliweyo yeNduli? Ndinemibuzo!
Nangona kunjalo, ke bahlala noKris ixesha leshumi elinesine malunga nexesha kwaye uKris wenziwe njalo ngomdlalo weqonga. UKim akasifumani isizathu sokuba umama wakhe akhathalele ukuba intombi yakhe esele ikhulile, umyeni oguqukayo, kunye nabantwana ababini abangaphantsi kweminyaka emihlanu ubudala bahlala endaweni yakhe kwaye babhengeza ukuba umama wakhe uphambene. Bathetha ukuba inkcazo yokuhlanya iyaqhubeka ivumela intombi yakho endala kunye nosapho ukuba ihlale nawe kwaye ilindele iziphumo ezahlukileyo.
Ke umdlalo weBlac Chyna uyaqhubeka, njengoko uKim efumanisa ukuba ubeke uKylie kuqhushumbo lomboniso wakhe we-Intanethi Ukupheka noKylie. Ndiyaphinda, uKylie Jenner unomboniso we-Intanethi obizwa ngokuba Kukupheka noKylie. Apho upheka khona ukupakisha okutsha kweikiti zakhe zomlomo ndicinga ukuba? UBlac Chyna unomsindo kuba ethanda, waqamba iinkqubo zokupheka, eqinisekisa ngakumbi konke ukukrokrela kwethu ukuba ungo-Emeril Lagasse ngokurhuqayo. UKim ucinga ukuba oku akupholanga.
UKris waziphosa zonke izinto zikaKim endlwini yakhe ngefestile njengesihlobo esasithandana naye kwaye ndifumana imbeko kuye. Ewe, akazange ayilahle ngefestile, kodwa wayinika uRob okuyinto efanayo. U-Kanye uxela ukuba oku kunokuba ngumqondiso wokuba uKris ufuna ukuba bahambe. Ingqondi yokwenene. UKris ubanga ukuba ifanitshala yayinguRob ukuqala kodwa uKhloe chimes kuloo Kris uhleli nje kwitrone yobuxoki. Kwaye uKhan ubukele.
Kodwa ungakhathazeki, uKim unecebo elibi lokubuyela kumama wakhe. Uza kuba nabahambisi beza kwaye bathathe zonke izinto zakhe baphume endlwini kaKris ngelixa uKris esesidlo sasemini noKourtney. Oko kuya kumbonisa ngokwenene! Yonke into uKris awayeyifuna yayikukuba uKim athathe izinto zakhe ashiye indlu yakhe, kodwa uKim waguqula iitafile kuye ngokuthatha izinto zakhe waphuma endlwini! Enjani yona ukuhlekisa!
Ukongeza kwi-rollercoaster yeemvakalelo ezivela kwi-Kim's prank, uRob uthumele ividiyo ye-Snapchat kunye / okanye meme ehlekisa ngokutya kwezempilo athe uKris wamthenga. Sonke sazi ukuba iimemes ziya kuba kukuwa koluntu ixesha elithile. Kodwa uKim akazukuvumela esi silayidi. Ubangela umdlalo omninzi kakhulu kwaye uyamazisa. Nditsho nokumbiza, encinci njenge f * ck. Gosh, ndiyamthanda uKim kakhulu, nangona ndimthanda uRob noBlac Chyna nabo. Ndiyayithanda indlela angoyiki ngayo ngokubiza abantu. URob uthembisa ukubangcono kwaye bayazenza ngokuphela komnxeba. Indlela yokubetha imilo, uKimmy!
URob emva koko uxolisa uKris buqu kwaye bayangana. Konke kwakulungile. Kude kube yiveki ezayo!
P.S. Uphi uKendall? Ngaba uphilile? Ngaba ulunge kakhulu kulo mboniso? Ndiyamkhumbula.
