Wamkelekile kwakhona kuMillionaire Matchmaker, umboniso ololuhlobo lokufumana uthando kodwa ubukhulu becala malunga neeseli zesibini ezikwinqanaba lokwandisa amakhondo omsebenzi. (BTW, ingaba niyivile iTLC ukuba iya kukhenketho ?!)
Usozigidi wethu wokuqala kule veki nguMario Lavandeira-a.k.a. I-celeb yokuhleba i-blogger uPerez Hilton.
UPerez-uxolo, kunqabile nje ukumbiza ngokuba nguMario-uthi unengxaki enkulu yokufumana abafana abathandanayo. Kukho inyani yokuba ngutata ongatshatanga (kwi olona sana luthandekayo , FYI), kodwa eyona ngxaki inkulu kukuba abantu bathanda ukumgweba. Bambona nje ngokuba uyaluma, u-Perez Persona ulinywa kule minyaka idlulileyo, hayi njengemnandi, ukwamkela umntwana , iinwele ezingatshatanga-orenji UMario ungaphakathi. 
JONGA BAHLOBO NDIMNANDI NGOKU, NJENGOKO KUBONAKALISWA YIMBonakalo YAM YOMZIMBA NOMNTWANA WAM.
Kwintlanganiso noPatti, uPerez ukhalaza igama elibi azenzele lona, kwaye uyavuma ukuba ulahlekile kumlinganiswa awamdalayo. Umnxeba wokuvuka kwakhe, wathi, wawunjalo ukwenza iIfumana ividiyo ebhetele kwaye efumana ukugxekwa okungathethekiyo ngenxa yokuba, njengokuba omnye umgqabazi ku-YouTube ebeka, wayengoyena mntu ubalaseleyo wokuxhaphaza. Ngaba ndim ndedwa, okanye iyaqala ukuziva ngathi ukuvela kulo mboniso yayiyindlela kaPerez yokuqinisekisa ilizwe (kodwa inene ngabantu ababukele uBravo) ukuba akasosilo.
Ngapha koko, ngoku uPerez ushiye i-LA wafudukela eNew York eyokufumana umyeni kwaye WALUNGISELELA ISIQINISEKISO SAKHE kwaye afumane utata womntwana wakhe KODWA JONGANI NIBA NGAMAKHOSI U-PEREZ HILTON UHLE kwaye AKABONAKALI NGOKUQINILEYO.
Ukuqhubeka! Usozigidi wethu olandelayo umhle kakhulu Oomama bokwenene Inkwenkwezi uSonja Morgan, owaqhawula umzukulwana kaJP Morgan ngo-2008, kwaye ukulungele ukutshata kwakhona. USonja uthi ufuna umfana onobomi obungebakhe-hayi umntu ongene kwimali yakhe okanye ofuna ukuba phambi kwekhamera.
Ufuna i umntu , UPatti utsho ngobulumko, hayi inkwenkwe. A umntu .
UPatti naye uqinisekile ukuba uSonja ufuna ukhuseleko, kuba uswiti kakhulu [kwaye] usengozini. I-LOL, khumbula elo xesha uSonja waphosa ipati ngembeko kuye, kwaye umntu waphosa umlenze ngaphaya kwegumbi? 
USonja ufuna umntu onokumkhathalela.
Emva koko, lixesha lokuba uPatti kunye nabahlobo bakhe bafumane indoda kaPerez. Endaweni yokuhlanganisa umxube ogcwele i-10s (okt, amahle uZac Efron-esque amakhwenkwe uPerez athanda ukuwathanda), uPatti uqokelela iqela le-8s, kuba ucinga ukuba baya kwenza amadoda nootata abangcono. Mfana, oko kuyakuba mnandi emadodeni ukuba afunde njengoko ebuyela umva kwaye abukele esi siqendu.
Emva kokuthambisa inkwenkwe entle egama linguCody othi uphulula amaphambili kumphathi weqela lebhola ekhatywayo lesikolo esiphakamileyo, kunye nomfana ogama linguScott ngelishwa ngeenwele ezi-spiky, uPatti uhlala kuGregory, ongumnini wesalon. 
Ndingathanda, ndenze izinto zikatata ngokupheleleyo
Ngoku lithuba likaSonja. Ngelixa uPerez wayengenakuthetha ngomhla wakhe ongaboniyo, uSonja ukhetha phakathi kwamadoda amane akhethwe ngesandla nguPatti. Kwakutheni ukuze uPatti enze njalo? Ukwenza umdlalo womdlalo kuyamangalisa!
Kumadoda amane kaSonja, enye iyadika njengesihogo kwaye enye yingcali yezonyango evela eQueens ngeyona tan ecekisekayo inye endakha ndayibona. Akanomdla. Kwezi zimbini ziseleyo, uyayithanda iKent, indoda ekhangeleka intle nezinwele ezimangazayo, kodwa ekugqibeleni iya kuTomas, indoda enamandla amakhulu, ekhangeleka ngathi angayonwabela i-alligator kunye nokuba neentlobano zesini emva koko. 
Hee Sonja ingaba ufuna ukwenza igama eliphambeneyo
YO BABE YEKA IBANG Uyayazi into endingenakukunceda kodwa uqaphele? Kwiziqendu ezininzi, uPatti umvumela ukuba abe zizigidigidi ezibini bathethe bodwa. Ngokwesiqhelo benza intetho emnandi engathandekiyo encinci malunga nokuba imbi kangakanani into nganye yokuthandana. Kodwa izolo ebusuku, uPerez noSonja khange badibane kwaphela. Mhlawumbi uyaphambana malunga noku ? Ngubani owaziyo.
Lixesha lokuba imihla yoosozigidi 'yeentsuku! Okokuqala nguPerez, othatha uGregory kukhenketho lweSegway eVenice Beach. Ukhenketho lweSegway luluvo olukhulu lomhla kuye nabani na ofuna ukutshata notata, kuba kuyinyani eqinisekisiweyo yokuba abazali bayayithanda iSegways.
Xa uPerez edibana noGregory, uyothuka akufumanisa ukuba sele emazi eMexico ngo-2011. Er, okay! Babonakala bonwabile kwaye benobuhlobo omnye komnye. 
Ngaba ufuna ukwenza ngoku
Kulungile, ndikhathazekile kancinci-hayi, Okuninzi ochaphazelekayo-malunga nengubo yomhla kaPerez. Kutheni enxibe iibhulukhwe ezimfutshane ezirhuqwayo ebhinqelwe ngapha nangapha, njengeengono zakhe? Ngaba uPerez Hilton ebenxiba ngale ndlela okoko waba ngutata? Ukuba kunjalo, andicingi ukuba lidumela lakhe elimthintelayo ekufumaneni imihla, i-TBH.
Ngomhla kaSonja, uPatti unyanzelisa ukuba enze iklasi yokupheka. NgokukaPatti, unokugweba umntu oza kuba liqabane lakho ngendlela aqhuba ngayo kwiklasi yokupheka. Uninzi lwabafana bahlala phantsi kwaye balindele ukukhonzwa, uyacacisa.
Iyahlekisa indlela uPatti acebise ngayo iklasi yokupheka uSonja kanye ngexesha eliqwalaselweyo umpheki oshushu uRocco DiSpirito ebekhupha incwadi yakhe entsha yokupheka, akunjalo? Njengokuba, kwenzeka ntoni ngengqondo !! Iyamangalisa indlela iingcebiso zikaPatti zokutshatisa ezihambelanayo kunye nokukhululwa kwencwadi yokupheka kaRocco DiSpirito ngendlela engacwangciswanga kwaphela. 
Molo ndinguRocco DiSpirito kwaye yinto eyenzekileyo ukuba ndilapha
U-Patti uyavuma ukuba uye waqumba ukuba u-Sonja wakhetha u-Thomas-hyper-sex-kwaye ulungile. Njengokuba uSonja ewenza wonke umsebenzi wokwenyani, uThomas wenza izinto ezinzulu njengokujija isiqwenga sengulube emlonyeni wakhe kwaye enze ukuba uSonja ayilume. Ayivakali ngathi ukhuseleko konke konke, amiright?
Kodwa uPatti ungumlingisi wesizukulwane sama-742, ngoko ke wayenesicwangciso sokuxhasa ngalo lonke ixesha. Ukhupha uThomas kwaye endaweni yakhe ufake uKent, umfana uSonja wayethande indawo yesibini. UKent ngoko nangoko uqala ukuchuba i-shrimp-uphawu, ngokuka-Patti, lwamandla akhe obudoda. UPatti wonwabile ngesiqu sakhe. 
Ngaba umntu angathi INDODA YOKUFUNDA
Yiyo le nto undibhatala. Ekupheleni kweklasi, uSonja kufuneka akhethe phakathi kukaThomas noKent ukuba ampheleke kulo lonke usuku. Ukhetha uKent, obv. 
Ndizothatha ongazange andenze ukuba ndilume inyama yehagu ebusweni bakhe
Emuva kuhambo lweSegway, uPerez noGregory bathetha ngomntu kaPerez.
Nangaliphi na ixesha umntu esemehlweni abantu, uGregory uxelela ikhamera, le nto uyifundayo noyibonayo yahluke mpela kwindlela abaphila ngayo ebomini. Aww, mhlawumbi likho ithemba ngaba babini, ngaphandle kwebhulukhwe ezimfutshane zikaPerez!
Emva kohambo lweSegway, uPerez noGregory babanda eluphahleni kunye ne-champagne. Awunakho ukuthi hayi kwiintshatsheli! UGregory yelps.
Konke kubonakala kumnandi kwaye kuthandana kodwa ngequbuliso, ngaphandle kwento, bobabini bayavuma ukuba banayo i-zero chemistry kodwa bangabahlobo abakhulu kwaye bekumnandi ukuxhoma. Bacofa iiglasi zabo ze-champagne kunye neepaneli zekhamera kude. Ewe, loo nto inyuke ngokukhawuleza. 
Kodwa bendicinga ukuba olu thando lungahlala!
Asinakuthetha okufanayo ngoSonja, ngoku osetafini eshushu kunye noKent, esela i-champagne kunye nokubila. Yifumane, gurl.
Ekupheleni kwesiqendu, uPatti ugqiba kwelokuba nangona uGregory engenguye uPerez, ngoku uyazi ukuba uyakwazi ukufumana uthando lokwenene, okuyindlela ethembekileyo yokuba akaphumelelanga. Okanye ukuvuma ukuba ukufumana uthando yayingeyona nto iphambili kuPerez ukuqala ngayo. Nokuba yeyiphi.
Ngokubhekisele kuSonja, yena noKent bahlala benxibelelana ngomnxeba kunye nemiyalezo, kwaye uKent uceba ukumtyelela e-NYC. Ukuba uthando lwabo aluyongqamana kwisizini elandelayo ye NGOKUGQIBELA , Ndizakuba lusizi.
