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Yintoni ephezulu, nerds ?! Ndim, umqadi omkhulu wokukhanya odubula esibhakabhakeni kuyo yonke imovie yamanqatha, kwaye ndilapha ukuhlala.
Ungandazi kwiimovie ezinje nge Abaphindezeli kwaye Amadoda entsimbi. Awungekhe undiphose, kuba ndiyiGiant Sky Beam (GSB ngamafutshane) ethatha uninzi lwesenzo sesithathu. Ndizisa abafokazi okanye ukubhola emhlabeni okanye into ethile. Ayinamsebenzi into endiyenzayo, ukuba nje kuyacaca ukuba ndizindaba ezimbi, sana lwam.
Ndidla ngokwenziwa ngumhlobo wam osenyongweni: iCosmic Glowing Thing (okanye i-CGT). Isenokuba ityhubhu evela emajukujukwini okanye umatshini omkhulu othi ekugqibeleni ube namalungu onke alungileyo. Kwipiniki, nawuphina umntu okhohlakeleyo ophakamisa iingalo zakhe kunye nokufaka umbane uya kuwenza umsebenzi. Ayifuni kuchazwa, kuba nonke niyifumana ngoku, akunjalo? Umntu ombi unento ekhanyayo ngoku, ke wenza i-Giant Sky Beam, ethetha ingozi. 
Umatshini okhohlakeleyo… ngohlobo oluthile, mhlawumbi?Abazalwana bakaWarner
Ndidubula ndiye esibhakabhakeni. Oku kuyakwenza ukuba isibhakabhaka sonke sibe mnyama kwaye siqhwithela. Ayisiyo idope? Ndicinga ukuba intle intambo. Wonke umntu ubaleka esoyika hahahahaha.
Ndazisa amaqhawe: hayibo jonga, kukho iBeant Sky Beam esibhakabhakeni. Kuya kufuneka siyeke olo phuhliso lucacileyo. I-villain (s) iya kuba sezantsi kwelo bhanti intsha intsha yokukhanya. Izakhiwo ezingqonge mna ziyadilika. Yinto entle.
Ndilibali kwelinye icala, mhlawumbi.
Ngokwesiqhelo ndikhatshwa zezinye iiNgebenga eziNgenamntu eziNgenamntu. Oku kulungile kuba amaqhawe angazibulala ii-Thu-non-Human Faceless Thugs (N-HFT) ngaphandle kokuziva kakubi. Amaqhawe sele evakalelwa kakubi kuba ayalwa kunye okanye babukele utata wabo esifa. Kuya kufuneka bakwazi ukubulala iqela lezinto ukuze bazive bebhetele kunye ne-badass. 
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IKER-POW! IKER-POW! IBHANGI! IBHANGI! BUKELA, UMGANGATHO OBALULEKILEYO WENZE WENZE. UKUBA UMQAQA OPHAKAMILEYO WESIBhakabhaka UYAQHUBEKA, IHLABATHI LIYA KUPHELA. Uyaqonda. Uyayamkela le nto.
Andikhumbuli ukuba bendingenile na UBatman V. uSuperman , kwaye nawe awukwazi.
Mhlawumbi ucinga ukuba ndingumkhwa nje. Ezinye i-flash-in-pan-trope ezinje nge-Villain lets Lets Be Captured (TVLHBC), kodwa into ongayiqondiyo yindlela endikhanye ngayo nangokucacileyo. Iingxelo zetrafikhi kwiimuvi ezibalaseleyo ziyafana, kujongeka ngathi kukho enye iBeant Sky Beam, ke cwangcisa ukungqubana okuthile embindini wedolophu yethu yohlobo lweNew York. Andiyi ndawo.
Okwangoku ndinokubonwa kwi IQela lokuzibulala ngasizathu sithile, kwaye loo mboniso bhanyabhanya malunga neqela labenzi bobubi abenza lo msebenzi akekho omnye umntu ofuna ukuwenza. Oku akunangqondo kuba wonke umntu ufuna ukumisa i-GSB. Le yinto umhlaba wonke onokuyifumana ngasemva. Lo mboniso bhanyabhanya bekufanele ukuba uyinto emalunga nantoni na. 
Ngokwenyani yonke le mifanekiso ithathiwe kwiTrailer yeQela lokuzibulala. Andidlali.Abazalwana bakaWarner
Ngethamsanqa undivale, ndilahlekile! Uya kuphumelela. Kukho ukutshintshela okanye uthinte nje into ekhanyayo. Kodwa kuqala, phatha indlela yakho ngoyena mntu uphambili! Amehlo akhe kungenzeka ukuba akhazimla ngeli xesha, ke woyike ngakumbi. Kuba, i-BTW, i-TVLHBC ukuze ibambe i-CGT ukuze yenze i-GSB kwaye ingenise i-N-HFT, NBD. Uyayifumana. Le movie yahlukile kweyokugqibela.
Kwaye andikho nje kwiifilimu ezibalaseleyo. Ndikwintsha Izixhobo zomoya kwaye enye yazo I-Star Treks. Ndiza kungena ngokuthe ngcembe kuyo yonke imovie. Andizukuphumla ndide ndikwiidrama ze-indie. Hayi, Coen Brothers, iimuvi zakho zifuna iiGlass Sky Beams ngoku. Yo, u-Oscar-bait, iziqwenga zexesha: Imfazwe yamakhaya yayineeGlass Sky Beams. Dibanisa iidrama zosapho apho abantakwenu abadala baphinde badibane emva kokuba omnye wabazali babo eswelekile, baphose iGiant Sky Beam ukuze baninike nonke into yokunxibelelana. MASIHAMBE. IIMISEBENZI ZAMAZIKO ANKULU ZONKE.
Yinto esiyifunayo sonke.
