U-Erika Girardi we Amakhosikazi okwenyani eBeverly Hills .Ukuhamba ngeBravo Mhlawumbi sonke sisaxakekile ngesiqendu seveki ephelileyo, xa uDorit Connecticut Kemsley kunye nomyeni wakhe onwabuzelayo uPK balungiswa ngokupheleleyo kwisini sika-Erika Girardi. Ewe, ziqhelanise nolo luvo, kuba iDorit kunye nePK abakakwenzi ukuthathela ingqalelo malunga namalungu abucala asondeleyo.
U-Erika kunye nomlawuli wakhe wokuyila / uChoreographer uRicky bahamba ngekhabhathi yakhe enkulu belungiselela ukufota ividiyo yakhe entsha. U-Erika ukhupha impahla yangaphantsi uDorit wayithenga njengesiqhulo kwaye uxelela uRicky malunga nebango lika-PK lokuba wayehleli ejonge kwilungu lobufazi likaErika ubusuku bonke. Kwityala lakhe, uErika akambizi njengexoki elipheleleyo. Kodwa bobabini uErika noRicky bayazibuza ukuba kutheni, ukuba yena uyenzile eneneni unokungasebenzi kakuhle kwe-wardrobe, uPK akazange axelele uDorit ukuba azise uErika. U-Erika uthi umyeni wakhe u-Tom ngewayenze loo nto, okanye ngeyona ndlela wayeya kuhlala evale umlomo wakhe kwaye angawujiki ube yinto enkulu emva kwenyani. Ndiva u-PK kwaye umfazi wakhe obambeleyo uphila ngokungaguquki kwinto ethile-ngakumbi ukuba ibenza babonakale bekhethekile ngandlela ithile (umz usasaze ukhozi xa wayeboniswa imilenze yakhe ivaliwe kunye ne-napkin enkulu emnyama egubungele yonke imilenze yakhe ephezulu). U-Erika uthi kudliwanondlebe, andiyithengi, emphefumlweni wam. Kwaye andikuniki nyani. Kulungile kuye. Kodwa njengoko exelela uRicky ngeDorit, Luhlobo lwentombazana olo oluthatha lonke ulonwabo ekuhlaleni nabasetyhini. Luhlobo lobuntu olo olonakalisayo kuye wonke umntu. Yinto nje engalunganga.
UDorit usekhaya, esenza okona kubalulekileyo njengomsebenzi wexesha elizeleyo okwangoku: uyayithanda imbonakalo yakhe. Ubuza uPK ukuba ujongeka njani, esithi, khange ndiyinxibe le lokhwe ukusukela phambi kokuba ndibenomntwana. Ewe, intombi yosana lweDorit inayo igama, nokuba umntu ophetheyo akayikhumbuli. UPhoenix uneenyanga ezine ubudala kwaye ukhuliswe liqela labasebenzi abalithoba ukusukela ekuzalweni kwakhe. Oku kunike uDorit ixesha elaneleyo lokuzilolonga kwaye abuyele esimeni, kungoko ke kucinga ukuba ngubani na ocinga ukuba kutheni iConnecticut ifanelwe kukudunyiswa ngale nto. Ubuza uPK ukuba ingaba ilokhwe inde ngokwaneleyo kwaye ijongeka ifanelekile. Iimpendulo ze-PK, ndicinga ukuba xa kuthelekiswa no-Erika Jayne inde kakhulu. Yena noDorit bahleka kwaye uDorit uthi, Ubuncinci ndinxibe iimpahla zangaphantsi ngobu busuku. Kutheni bexakeke kangaka ngo-Erika?! I-Kemsleys ngabantu ababini abaphazamisayo esiye sabona kulo mboniso-kwaye oko kuthetha into.
IDorit idreyiza abantwana babo ngomnye umongikazi. Andifuni nje ukushiya iindwendwe zethu, utshilo. Eziphambili! I-Connecticut ibango ukuba ikhule phakathi ukuya kwinqanaba eliphezulu kwaye ithi, ndivela kumgca omde wabafazi abathatha ikratshi elininzi ekunikezeleni nasekusebenzeni nasekubambeni. UDorit uqhayisa ngelithi xa kusiziwa kokonwabisa, uyisa kwelinye inqanaba. Kwaye kuthetha ukuba umyeni wakhe ahlawule abanye abantu ukuba bamenzele. (Ngaphandle: Iinwele ezithe nkqo kunye no-Elvira-esque ilokhwe eluhlaza ayinxibileyo kudliwanondlebe ayenzi nto kuye - ngaphandle kokuba ukhwele nzima kwaye ubeke umanzi kukujonga kukaNkskz Kemsley.) Xa uLisa Rinna efika, uDorit ukhalaza ukuba Sele enesiselo ngelixa iConnecticut ingenayo. Ndiyaqikelela ukuba umgca omde wabasetyhini abazingomb 'isifuba ekubonakaliseni nasekusebenzeni nasekusingatheni awuzange uxelele uDorit ukuba umamkeli zindlu ujonga iindwendwe kuqala kwaye yena okwesibini.
Ngaphandle, u-PK uxoxa ngokubulawa kuka-JFK nomnye wabahlobo bakhe osisiyatha, ophawula ukuba Kulungile kwabangenayo ukubona indlela abanayo ngayo, huh? Ngaba lo mfo uyazi ukuba i-PK yayiminyaka nje embalwa edlulileyo engenamali kwaye exhomekeke kulowo wayesakuba ngumfazi wakhe ukuhlawula amatyala akhe? U-PK uyama kumfazi wakhe omtsha emnyango, emhlambulula, Mntanam, ndiyemba loo mbono. VOM. I-Connecticut ibeka kwaye igobele kuye, phambi kweendwendwe zabo kunye neekhamera, njengesiqwengana esiqhelekileyo. Endaweni yemoto ejongeka ngathi yirusi, uPK wayefanele ukuba uthengele umfazi wakhe iscintilla saseklasini ngenxa yama-40thusuku lokuzalwa.
Ukuba nabantu abalungileyo kwitheko lam kubaluleke kakhulu-ngakumbi kule dolophu, utshilo uDorit kudliwanondlebe. Kwaye ngabantu abalungileyo, uthetha umfana onomsebenzi wakhe wokugqibela owayesebenza njengopapasho lukaParis Hilton kwii-2000s.
UDorit uhleli ecaleni kukaRinna kwisidlo sangokuhlwa kwaye uyamxelela, ndithanda abantu ukuba bazonwabele kumatheko am esidlo sangokuhlwa, ngendlela. Uyazi, ngokungafaniyo neendwendwe ezininzi, ezifuna abantu babe nexesha elibi kwiimbutho zabo zesidlo sangokuhlwa. U-PK ubuza u-Rinna ukuba uyazicazululela kwaye ukhe azibuze ukuba uthethile na. Owu, ndinqwenela njani ukuba umntu ambuze into efanayo. URinna uthi ewe kwaye ubalisa ukuxolisa kwakhe kuLisa Vanderpump kwitheko likaDorit. Kutheni ubunzima kuye? PK uyabuza. Le ndoda indala inomdla kakhulu kubahlobo bomfazi wayo nakwidrama yabo.
U-PK ugxeka u-Rinna ngokungayiyeki ingxabano yakhe ne-LVP kwakamsinya. Uthi xa eyeka ahambe, uyayiyeka ngoko nangoko. YINTONI?! Kwaye kutheni lendoda izifaka kule meko ingenanto yakwenza nayo? Ngubani na yena, uPerez Hilton?
URinna uqaphele kudliwanondlebe ukuba uPK ubonakala ngathi uyazi into embi malunga nokungqubana kwakhe ne-LVP- ngokungathi kukho umntu omgcwalisileyo. Ukuba sithetha ngayo, siyigcina iphila, utshilo. Sihlobo, awudingi kuchazela lo mntu ukuba kutheni engenalungelo lokwazi ishishini lakho. URinna uthi kukho izinto ezibaluleke ngakumbi ebomini, kwaye ukhankanya nokusweleka kukayise. U-PK uthi, Oh, ndiyaxolisa, Lisa. Obo yayilela elona lizwi livakala linyanisekileyo endakha ndaliva kulo mboniso- kwaye, kwakhona, oko kuthetha into ethile.
I-PK emva koko iqala ukuluka ithiyori engenantsingiselo. Uthi mhlawumbi uLinna uphulukene notata wakhe watyala imbewu yeemvakalelo kwaye wachaphazela ubudlelwane bakhe ne-LVP. UDorit wenza njengoko ehlawulwe kwaye uyavumelana nomyeni wakhe. URinna uthi hayi, bekungekho njalo, kodwa uPK unyanzelisa ukuba azi ngcono. Le ndoda indixelela indlela endiziva ngayo nendlela endenza ngayo, utshilo u-Rinna kudliwanondlebe naye. Kwaye iyandivalela. U-PK ucenga u-Rinna ukuba abize i-LVP kwaye amxelele ukuba ukuphulukana notata wakhe kunefuthe kwindlela aziphethe ngayo. Lisa, ndicinga ukuba yinto enkulu leyo. Ndicinga ukuba ngumdlalo otshintsha umdlalo. Akukho mntu ukubuzileyo, PK.
URinna ukhankanya ukuba u-Eileen waswelekelwa ngunina kwiintsuku ezimbini phambi kokudibana kodwa akazange axelele mntu ukuze akwazi ukujongana nayo ngasese. U-PK ukhalaza, ngokungathi yeyiphi na inkxalabo yakhe, ayilunganga kwabanye abantu, nangona. UDorit uyadanduluka, Hayi, akunjalo! Ndiyavumelana nawe 100 pesenti! Akukho mntu wakubuzayo, nokuba, iConnecticut. URinna uthi kudliwanondlebe naye ukuba ayiqhelekanga kangakanani into yokuba uPK noDorit babone indlela yena noEileen ababebuhlungu ngayo kubazali babo. U-PK unyanzelisa ukuba kwakungalunganga ngo-Eileen ukugcina ukusweleka kukanina kungumbandela wangasese ajongane nawo njengoko wayenqwenela njalo. URinna uphakame wema kuye wathi hayi, wonke umntu kufuneka abenokhetho kwinto abelana ngayo kwaye nobani. OKO AKUFUNI KUTHETHWA.
UKyle Richards usekhaya kunye nentombi uSophia. UMauricio uyangena kwaye uthi wafumana itikiti lokubalekisa ngeposi evela e-Itali, apho yena noSophia babeqhuba ngaphezulu kwe-100MPH kunyaka ongaphambili. Uyazingca kakhulu, uyaziqhayisa, kuphela ngumdlali webhola webhola ofumana itikiti lokubaleka e-Italiya kwiFerrari. Ukuba nge-baller uthetha ukuba uzama imali entsha, Moe.
UKyle uyaziqhenya kakhulu ngeMauricio kunye nendlela eyakhiwe ngayo i-Arhente. Kodwa ukhalaza nokuba kunjalo, emxelela ukuba kungcono ancame ezinye zeziqhamo zomsebenzi wakhe endaweni yokuchitha ixesha elininzi kunye naye. Mhlawumbi ukuba sithenge izinto ezingaphantsi, uya kusebenza kancinci, utsho. Yeka ukuthenga izinto, uMauricio umxelela. Owu, gquma!
ULisa Vanderpump noKyle bakwimoto kaKyle. I-LVP ibuza uKyle ukuba uza kuba ngumyeni kabani ukuba kunyanzelekile. I-LVP ithi izakuya kuTom. UKyle uthi, andithethi ukuba krwada, kodwa andifumani namnye kubo onomtsalane ngoluhlobo nangayiphi na indlela, ukumila okanye uhlobo. Akukho nto ikrwada ngaloo nto! Sonke siba shagging abantu esingafuni ukuba ngamanye amaxesha, itsho i-LVP. UKyle akasazi isizathu sokuba afune ukulala nomyeni womnye umntu. Kutheni ndingathoba? Uyabuza-kwaye unayo inqaku.
U-Kyle no-LVP bafika kwi-ofisi yo gqirha wezonyango ukuze bafumane unyango lwe-laser. UKyle uthi kudliwanondlebe naye, ndifuna ukubonakala ndimhle kakhulu - kum, kumyeni wam, nakubantwana bam. Sasicinga ukuba uyinyani de wakhankanya abantwana, akunjalo?
URinna no-Erika baya e-Eden Sassoon's studio yePilates ukuya kusebenza. I-Eden blonde encinci enee tattoos. Utata wakhe wayengumlingisi weenwele uVidal Sassoon, owasungula i-bob. Bobathathu babeke ukuzilolonga okunzima, ngexa apho u-Rinna esithi mhlawumbi kufanele ukuba ubufazi bakhe buqiniswe, kwangoko athi akacingi ukuba uyayidinga. U-Eden uthi ukuba ukhutshele ngaphandle abantwana ababini, uyayidinga. U-Rinna uyahleka, kwaye unokuthelekelela ngokupheleleyo umntu ofana ne-LVP ethatha loo joke kwaye ayiguqule ibe ngumxholo webali onomsindo.
U-Eileen noDorit badibana elwandle ukuze bathathe uhambo. UDorit (uxele kwangaphambili) uqala ngokuqhayisa ngemoto awamnika yona uPK ngomhla wakhe wokuzalwa. Ngumgxeki kuphela onokuzibuza ukuba kuhlawulwe, okanye ukuba ngaba iPK ihlawulelwe nje ukuqeshisa inyanga enye. Kubetha umoya kakhulu ukuhamba, njengoko kungqinwe xa ilokhwe ka-Eileen inyuka kwaye uDorit esithi, sele ndiyibonile - ngaba uzama ukundibonisa eyakho nayo? Ewe, uthetha ngoErika - KWAKHONA. UDorit ubulela uEileen kakhulu kudliwanondlebe lakhe ngokunxiba iimpahla zangaphantsi. Ndicinga ukuba ndiyibonile ngokwaneleyo loo nto mva nje, uyazikhupha, esenza ngathi ubone ubukrwada bukaErika. WEIRDO.
Bobabini bahlala etafileni yepikniki, baxoxa ngokuphuma kwegumbi lokubaleka, kwaye uEileen uthi waziva embi kuErika. Ndicinga ukuba waziva engaboni, ngathi wonke umntu wayekweso siqhulo ngaphandle kwakhe. U-Eileen uthi wabona u-Erika ejonga egumbini xa eqonda ukuba wonke umntu uyazi malunga nebango le-PK's gawking ngaphandle kwakhe. Wayenentloni, amazwi kaEileen. UDorit uyagxotha-oya kuba ngumxholo walesi siqendu.
U-Eileen ukhankanya uDorit ukuba u-Rinna wamxelela ngengxoxo yeqela lesidlo sangokuhlwa malunga nokusweleka kukanina. Ufuna ukucacisa naziphi na izinto ezingalunganga uDorit kunye ne-PK abanokuba nazo malunga nokuba zibuchaphazele njani ubudlelwane bakhe ne-LVP. UDorit udlala esisimumu, esithi akayikhumbuli kwaphela loo ncoko. Andikhumbuli nokuba igama lakho likhankanyiwe ngobo busuku, ukunyaniseka. UDorit uthi kudliwanondlebe ukuba akazukukhumbula yonke incoko anayo, ngakumbi xa ibingathethi lukhulu kuthi. Ukhohlakele.
U-Eileen uzama ukugijima kwimemori kaDorit, ngelixa i-Connecticut imjonga ngamehlo angenanto ebusweni. U-Eileen ucacisa ukuba ukusukela oko u-Rinna wakhankanya le ncoko kuye, esazi ukuba bayahamba, ngekwakumangalisa ukuba wayengazisanga. UDorit uthi, ndicinga ukuba kuyothusa ukuba uyizisile. Kodwa ayothusi into yokuba ukhulise ubufazi bukaErika Girardi ngokukhawuleza xa ubona uEileen? Kulungile, perv. UDorit uyaqhubeka nesenzo sakhe, esithi u-Rinna wayengathethi ngo-Eileen kwitheko lesidlo sangokuhlwa. U-Eileen uthe u-Rinna nguye omxelele ngale ncoko, kwaye wayexhalabile ngokwaneleyo ukuba angayazisa. Ngaba iyavakala loo nto? UDorit uthi hayi. Okokugqibela, ngandlela thile, uDorit uyakwazi ukucacisa into acinga ukuba uyayithetha uEileen, aze abuze, Kutheni ungakhange uyithethe nje? WENZA!
URinna, uErika kunye no-Eden bakwisidlo sasemini emva kokuzilolonga. I-Eden ngomnye wabantwana abane bakaVidal Sassoon. Wayenodade omdala, uCaty, owasweleka kukudlula kweziyobisi xa wayeneminyaka engama-34. UCaty wenza imuvi yakhe yokuqala noKim Richards, uRobert Downey, Omnci noJames Spader. Bonke bazimanya kunye, kwaye i-Eden ithi eso yayisisiqalo samaxesha amabi kakhulu kuwo wonke umntu. Ubonakala ebuthathaka kwaye ethule, nto leyo endenza ndizibuze ukuba kutheni esenza lo mboniso.
UKyle uzisa isidlo sasemini kuMoe emsebenzini. Intombi yabo uSophia ngumfundi kwi-Arhente, kwaye umntwana omdala kaKyle uFarrah usebenza apho, naye. UKyle uthi bafuna umsebenzi omninzi / ulungelelwano lobomi. UMoe uphinda athi xa uKyle exakekile, uyivelisele kuye kwaye amenze ukuba axakeke. UKyle uthi umtshato nosapho zezona zinto ziphambili kubo ngoko benza konke okusemandleni abo. Uxelela uMoe ukuba uyavuya nje ukuba ufuna ukuba naye ngakumbi. UMauricio uhleka enovalo. (Ngaba eli libali labo elibukhali ngeli xesha lonyaka? Isiqhwala.)
UCamille Grammer unabafazi endlwini yakhe entsha kwisidlo sasemini. U-Eileen uqala ukubonisa, ene-orchid enkulu emhlophe. UDorit ufika kunye nomtya wakhe we-bra obonisa- iklasi emsulwa, leyo. Xa uErika efika apho, yena noDorit babulisana kakuhle, kodwa kukho ukungavisisani okucacileyo. Nje ukuba bahlale ngaphandle, u-Eileen ukhankanya ukuba u-Erika unefoto entsha ezayo. UDorit ubuza ukuba yeyantoni le vidiyo, emva koko avume ukuba akanalwazi kwaphela ngenkqubo yendlela ezenziwa ngayo ii-albhamu kunye neevidiyo. Ndijongana noMfana uGeorge mihla le, uyaxoka (kwakhona). UDorit uthi akazi nto ingako ngomculo kaErika, kodwa unika itoni yesandi kudliwanondlebe naye: Andazi, mhlawumbi kukuzonwabisa kwakhe, ndiyaqikelela? Ngaba ngokwenene uDorit ulala ngesondo noPK ngemali ixesha elide kangangokuba alibale ukuba abanye abantu basetyhini banamakhondo omsebenzi? U-Eileen ukhumbuza wonke umntu ukuba u-Erika wayenombolo yakhe ye-9 kwinombolo ye-Billboard yokudanisa. UDorit wenza ubuso obunobunkunkqele, kucacile ukuba akonwabanga ukukhunjuzwa ukuba nguye yedwa apho omele alale nge-tubby creep ukuze ahlawule izihlangu zakhe zeLucite.
Kudliwanondlebe naye, i-Connecticut ithi u-Erika akabonakali njengomdlali weqonga xa engadlali. Kwenzeka njani ukuba oku kungaqhelekanga? U-Eileen uthi kwisidlo sasemini uyamthanda uErika ukuba nempumelelo enkulu kweli nqanaba lobomi bakhe. U-Erika uthi ayiqhelekanga kakhulu kwaye unethamsanqa. Wow, kutheni ingaqhelekanga? UDorit uyabuza. Ewe, ayiqhelekanga kuba kufanelekile ukuba uneminyaka engama-20 ubudala kwaye uboniswe emnyango xa uneminyaka engama-25, uErika uyaphendula. Ngaba iDorit idlala esisidenge kwakhona okanye ngaba lexinene? Uchaza uErika njengentombazana encinci. U-Erika ucacisa ukuba ukwiminyaka yama-40 kunye nakwishishini lomculo womdaniso, ngokuqinisekileyo uthathwa njengomdala. UDorit uthi uziva ngathi kwi-40s yakho, unemvakalelo entsha yokuzithemba. U-Erika uyahleka, Ube nama-40 ngeveki! Kanye, kubonakala ngathi uDorit uziva ngathi mncinci kwaye usisidenge njengoko wayehlala esenza njalo.
U-Eileen uyavuma ukuba, xa sele umdala, Uyakhathala kancinci nangaphantsi malunga nokuba abanye abantu bacinga ntoni. U-Erika wongeza ukuba awubanjwanga kakhulu zizinto ezenziwa ngabanye abantu. Uyazenzela indlela yakho kunye nobomi bakho. Ngaphandle kokuba uyiDorit, kwimeko apho akukho nto iqhubekayo ngaphandle kobudlelwane bakho nesipili kunye nomyeni wakho ovukelayo, ke ugxila ngokungagungqiyo kwinto eyenziwa ngabanye abantu - okanye wenze amabali ngabo.
UCamille ubuza malunga nokuhamba kukaDorit noEileen baya elwandle. UDorit uzisa incoko yabo kwaye uthi ebengafuni kubonakala ngathi uyamgxotha u-Eileen (ewe ewe wenze njalo). U-Eileen uphinda utshintshiselwano lwabo kuye wonke umntu kwaye uthi, bendingazami ukubangisana. UDorit uyabaxa oku ngendlela enkulu. U-Eileen uthi kudliwanondlebe, Kubonakala kum ukuba uDorit uzama ukundenza ingxaki. Xa ndingazami ukuba yingxaki tu. U-Erika uxela ukuba u-Eileen no-Rinna 'babhubha abazali babo abananto yakwenza nokwehla phakathi kwabo ne-LVP. UDorit unyanzelisa ukuba uErika atolike egameni lika-Eileen. U-Erika uthi, ndithetha egameni lam, kuba ndandikho. UDorit uqhanqalaza, kwaye u-Eileen ngobunono wakhombisa ukuba yiyo loo nto uErika wayecacisa. I-Dorit snaps, mandigqibe! U-Eileen kunye naye wonke umntu bayamangaliswa yile nto ayenzileyo uDorit.
SIYAQHUBEKA, sixelelwa. Ngaba kuninzi kakhulu ukuba nethemba lokuba iyaqhubeka noDorit ukukhatyelwa ngaphandle kwendlu kaCamille ngenxa yokuba enezimilo ezimbi kwaye enobubi ngaphezu kuka-Allison Dubois?
