Haha oh nina nobabini.
Ukuba uziva ushiywe ngaphandle kuyo yonke i-Twin Peaks phenomenon, silapha ukunceda! Veki nganye, nxulumana nomhleli we-tvUkhuphele umhleli uVinnie Mancuso uzama ukuqonda ukuba kwenzeka ntoni esixekweni kule dolophu, ngelixa umhleli ophezulu / ingcali yeTwin Peaks uDrew Grant ephendula imibuzo yakhe. Kule veki: 'Indoda Elandela Iglasi.'
Ngaba wonke umntu angandenzela inceba? Khawuleza uye Apha kwaye vumela le vidiyo idlale kwiluphu ixesha lonke ufunda le. Kungenxa yokuba ukuba 'Indoda engemva kweglasi' ibonakalisile nantoni na, kukuba yonke into ihlekisa xa iNgoma kaJames iqala ngokudlala ngasemva.
Kwaye, oh, James. Ndiyazi ukuba kuninzi okwenzekileyo kwesi siqendu kodwa eyona nto ndifuna ukuyithetha nguJames, uDonna, unxantathu kaMaddy kuba indibonelele ngokonwaba kakhulu. Kancinci, nditsho. Ukuqala phi? Ngokukodwa ngomgca kaJames ohlekisayo malunga noDonna: Uzama ukwenza zonke izinto ezinzima zonke ngequbuliso. Ndiyathanda ukuba wonke umntu ufana nje nam ukuba uDonna ngequbuliso wacinga ukuba upholile njengesiqendu. Kodwa uMaddy ukhona ukumthuthuzela nge-hand-touch yokutya. Ndimele ndiphinde, ingoma kaJames emnandi idlala ngasemva ngeli xesha lonke. UDonna ubona isandla sichukumisa kwaye uyaphambana kangangokuba uya kukhwaza ilitye lengcwaba likaLaura okwethutyana. Le ayisiyonto ndiva ngathi kufuneka ndichaze kuwe, uDonna uthi ngolwalamano lwakhe noJames. Lol, ewe kunjalo.
Ngapha koko, uJames ukhathazekile kuba akanakufumana uDonna, kodwa ngokunyanisekileyo i-Twin Peaks ayibonakali inkulu kwaye ndiziva ngathi khange abonakale enzima. Uyacaphuka kuba umama wakhe onxilileyo ubuyile, kodwa ayicacanga ncam le nto kuba uluchaza nje. UMaddy wamanga uJames kwaye, kwakhona, konke oku zizandi zomsindo wengoma kaJames. UDonna, ekufuneka ngokwenene asebenze ngexesha lakhe, uhamba kanye njengoJames noMaddy banomzuzwana kwaye uqhume ngequbuliso. UJames uyamleqa kwaye, bantu, ndinqwenela ukubeka amagama ngendlela avakala ngayo xa ekhwaza iDONNA! NGOBA?! Thixo, ukuba awunayo iNetflix ndingacebisa ukuba ubhalise ngokungqongqo kuloo mizuzwana ye-4 kamabonwakude. Ndingayithelekisa kuphela ne, njenge-pterodactyl eyaphukileyo yentliziyo. Lo mboniso, ndoda. Kwenzeka ntoni?
Ndicinga ukuba kufuneka ndithethe ngayo yonke enye into engeyiyo i-James-centric, izinto ezincinci ezenzekileyo ezenzekileyo. Indoda eXhobileyo-nye ibuyile, kwaye kubonakala ngathi isempilweni kwaye isebenza ngokwesiqhelo.
Okanye hayi. Uhamba ngebhola emva kokubona umfanekiso we-BOB, kwaye azame ukuzifaka ngento ethile kwindawo yokuhlambela. Ubekhona, ndoda. Uphetha ngokushiya itafile yonke into enje, kwaye uthi ndikulandela ngoku. Andazi ukuba kwenzeka ntoni! Kodwa ngokucacileyo uCooper uyayenza. Uqaphela isirinji yoMntu oxhobileyo elele phantsi. Ngaphandle kwemichiza, wakhomba. Kulungile duh, kunjengokuba isigebenga sathi! Ngaba ndisachwetheza ngesiNgesi?
Ukuthetha ngoBOB, uLeland ngokucacileyo ngamakhwenkwe ane-BOB ukusuka emva kwemini. Ewe, hayi amakhwenkwe, ngakumbi njengo-BOB yayingumfana ocekethekileyo ezantsi kwindlu yelichibi losapho eyayiza kudlala ngokulingana nabantwana abancinci kwaye ithi shiti ngathi Ufuna ukudlala ngomlilo, nkwenkwana? Yonke indlu yamachibi inobuncinci omnye wabo bafana. Inyaniso.
Okwangoku, u-Audrey waphoswa kwifayile ye- Hostele Umboniso bhanyabhanya, apho abopha khona kwaye umntu wasemzini ngokungathandabuzekiyo uyayondla itshokholethi yakhe aze omnye umntu ayifilimu? Kwaye indoda engaziwayo yelinye ilizwe ngumntakwabo Jaques Renault, kwaye ufuna ukubulala uCooper? Kwaye usebenza noBlackie O'Reilly bobabini bafika eCooper baphanga uBen Horne? Kwaye lo mboniso awudingi omnye umgca webali odibeneyo, kodwa ufumene enye?
Ewe. Kwenye indawo embindini wayo yonke le nto uNadine ujika kwi-Incredible One-Eyed Hulk kunye neebhasi eziphuma kwezinye iintambo, emva koko acinge ukuba uneminyaka eli-18 ubudala kwakhona. Ayikho enye into ekufanele ukuba ixelwe apho.
U-Cooper noTruman bavela kwindlu yasePalmer ukuba babambe uLeland ngokubulala uJaques Renault. Iyandikhathaza yonke le nto kuba bafumanise ukuba kwenzeke ntoni kuba uGqirha Jacoby wayenombono. Yiza, Iincopho zamawele . Ayizizo zonke iimbambano ezinokusonjululwa kuba umntu ebenombono. Ngaba akukho mntu unokwenza nawuphi na umsebenzi wobuchwephesha ongokoqobo?
Ekugqibeleni uDonna, ecaphukile ngenxa yokuba wabona uJames emanga uMaddy kwaye ngenxa yokuba engakwazi ukukhupha ingoma kaJames entlokweni yakhe, ukhawuleze waya kwikhaya likaHarry Smith. Owu, ewe, uHarry Smith ufana nalo mntu uvalelekileyo kwi-horticulturist uLaura azise ukutya kuye kwaye mhlawumbi ebelala naye kuba abakho baninzi abantu kwiTwin Peaks Laura wayengekho ukulala ngesondo. Noba yintoni. Konke okubalulekileyo, unedayari eyimfihlo enkulu kaLaura, ekunokwenzeka ukuba iqulathe iimfihlo, zohlobo oluthile. Kwaye kukho kuphela ukukhangela i-Netflix * 19… Thixo othandekayo… 19 ezinye iziqendu ezishiyekileyo ukufumana ezo mfihlo. Ncwina.
Ndicinga ukuba ndinemibuzo. Ungayicima iNgoma kaJames ngoku. Okanye hayi.
Okokuqala, NGUBANI ESIHOGWENI LE NGQOBO?
AH! Oko kufana… .umfana werhwebi! Uhlala enxibe njengoFred waseScooby-Doo! Hayi, andisebenzisi imikhondo yomxholo kuphela, yiyo yonke loo nto kunokuthiwa malunga… nesi sithandwa? UDick Tremayne!
Igama likaDick Tremayne lithetha konke, ngokusisiseko. Uza kuba yifoyile kaAndy kulo lonke ikamva elibonakalayo, ke bhinca kwi-ascots yakho kwaye ugcine inkwenkwana yakho ibhulukhwe emfutshane ibhinqile!
Ngaba undixelela ukuba uLucy wayelele ejikeleze kwi-Sheriff Andy, ekhulelwe enye into evela kumntwana wesebe levenkile yaseHorne ?? Andiqondi ukuba ndiyazi ukuba luyintoni na uthando lokwenene.
Nceda umamele le ngoma ngaye phambi kokuba ugwebe!
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Umbuzo oqhelekileyo oqhelekileyo, kodwa ngaba bahlala befuna ukusombulula ukubulawa kukaLaura Palmer? Cinga nje.
Buya kwiveki elandelayo undibuze loo nto.
Hee, kwenzeke ntoni kuMike? AyingoMike onezixhobo, ngaba uMike oneenwele ezoyikekayo?
Owu, ukufutshane. Mjonge kumgca wecebo eliza kubakho likaNadine, kodwa mhlawumbi hayi okomzuzwana kuba hee, kukho iibhiliyoni zeminye imigca yeploti ekufuneka siyiqwalasele….
