(lr) UJulianne Wainstein, uSonja Morgan, uDorinda Medley kunye noLuann de Lesseps - (Ifoto ngu: Charles Sykes / Bravo)Ifoto: UCharles Sykes / Bravo Ekugqibeleni, sifikile. Inxalenye yesithathu yokuhlangana kwakhona. Ixesha apho sizenza ngathi siye sajongana nezinto ngenene. Ixesha apho ubuqhetseba bufika kwiziqhamo, apho eyona nto ibalaseleyo yedrama kulindeleke ukuba igcinwe okokugqibela. Kwaye ixesha xa u-Andy egqiba ukugqiba ehleli nala mabanzi, aphose isibini okanye ezimbini, kwaye adumzela kuye, Akukho ndawo injengekhaya.
Kodwa, ngelishwa, le ntlanganisela yaziva ingathi inesiphelo, uluvo lokuba izinto kujongwana nazo. Kuyinyani, ayizizo zonke iingxaki ezazisonjululwa. Kodwa uAndy, kube kanye, wakwazi ukuba ngumninimzi olungileyo wokudibana kwakhona. Wabuza imibuzo efanelekileyo. Wavumela abafazi ukuba bachithe bodwa xa ixesha lalifuna njalo. Walandela xa uRamona wayebonakala ngathi unolwazi oluninzi lokungathembeki kukaTom. Ude wanyanzela amanenekazi ukuba agqibe ngokuzisola kwabo ngelixesha lonyaka.
Kodwa ngaphambi kokuba sifike kwisiphelo esihle esiboshwe kwi-ww, kwafuneka silwe nomdlalo weqonga. Kwaye bobabini uBethenny noDorinda babonakala ngathi banqenqemeni, ngokungathi yimithombo eyonzakeleyo kwaye ilungele ukubetha. Ngokucacileyo uBethenny wayengaphilanga. Ukugula kwesikhumba sakhe kunye namehlo akhe anefiva kuqinisekisile ukugula kwakhe ngaphambi kokuba akhankanye, ngendlela ekhohlakeleyo, ukuba wayenomqala. Kwaye ke uBethenny wayengenguye ogqwesileyo ngobusuku bokugqibela (okanye ngokwenene yayiyinxalenye yokuhlangana kwakhona). Ngokwesiqhelo uBethenny angabufihla ubukrakra bakhe phantsi kwengubo yokuhlekisa. Kodwa wayengenakukwazi ukuqokelela amandla kwaye endaweni yoko wayevakala enomsindo, kangangokuba iibarb zakhe zazibukhali kunokuba wayezimisele. Ndiza kuhlala ndihlala ndithanda uBethenny, kwaye uphume kamnandi enuka ngathi ziiroses emva kokutsalwa nguLie-Ann noDorinda Meddler. Kodwa wayexakekile ngexesha lokudibana, kangangokuba kwakunzima kwaye kwakungonwabisi ukubukela.
Ngokubhekisele kuDorinda, ukuba ndlongondlongo kwakhe kwakuziva kungafanelekanga. Kwaye ngelixa uBethenny wayenokumgxeka ebusuku-ngokugula, indlela yokuziphatha kukaDorinda yayibonakala ngathi ayinakuchazeka.
Wabiza uSonja ngesidenge esisidenge sokuba nobuganga bokubiza uMadame Paulette ukuba acoceke (um, uyithiyile into yokuyaphula kuwe, emangalisa njengoMadame Paulette, iseliziko lokucoca elomileyo). Wakhwaza uBethenny ngenxa yokusabela ngokweqile kwigama leshishini likaSonja. Wakhwaza uSonja ngokubiza uDorinda ngokuziphatha kwakhe ngokuthoba isidima ngakuSonja. Ukubhukishwa kwezi rantshi, uDorinda wayenobuxoki, ebanzi ngo-Heather-smile. Uhlobo loncumo olwenze ukuba ufune ukukhupha amazinyo omntu ngaphandle.
Kwimizamo yakhe yokuzithethelela ngezenzo zakhe, ukubonisa ukuba wenza ngothando, uDorinda uqhubeke nokuthoba isidima sikaSonja. Ngokuqinisekileyo, uSonja wakhawuleza wamxolela uBethenny, kwaye ewe, kunokubonakala ngathi yinto ehlekisayo emva konyango olubi u-Sonja alufumana ku-Bethenny. Kodwa loo nto ayimenzi akhohliswe. Ngelishwa, uDorinda akayiqondi kakuhle inkcazo yokulahlekisa. Kwaye yena, njengoLie-Ann, isiqephu sokugqibela, uyisebenzisa njengesixhobo-anokuthi enze ngathi siyayithomalalisa ngemfesane yakhe.
Njengovelwano olucingelwayo alubonakalisile ngokungamemi uSonja kwiiBerkshires. Ewe, kwakubusuku obunye. Kwaye, kwisikimu sezinto, ayisiyonto inkulu. Kodwa masibe yinyani ngomzuzwana-inyani yokuba wonke umntu wayesazi ukuba izakuba yishitshow, isiganeko esiqinisekisiweyo seziqendu ezininzi, apho yonke imfazwe nayo yonke idrama iya kufotwa.
Xa ujongwa yile lens, ukuhamba kwakhe okusondeleyo kunye nemilambo yeenyembezi kuyavakala. Uziva engabandakanywa kuphela, kodwa uphume kwimeko yakhe njengoMfazi wasekhaya oqinisekileyo, umjelo obalulekileyo wengeniso. Kwaye njengokuba uDorinda — owayenenkani, no-willfull uDorinda — bemba izithende zakhe kwaye eqinile ukuba akazisoli ngokummema eBerkshires, uSonja waphulukana nayo. Ilizwi lakhe laphuka. Amehlo akhe athi gwantyi. Uvakalise ukuba ugqibile ngomboniso. Wayesecaleni kwinqanaba lokuhamba xa abanye abafazi ekugqibeleni bekwazi ukumqinisekisa ukuba ahlale phantsi kwakhona. Iimvakalelo zikaSonja ziphinde zaphindwa zafakwa ezibhotileni zaphoswa ecaleni, ngenxa yokuqhubela phambili ukuxoxa ngezinto ezibalulekileyo njengohambo oluya eMiami.
Ndiyifumene inomdla kakhulu, xa uAndy ebuza uDorinda malunga nokuba kutheni exelele uBethenny ukuba ajonge esipilini xa uBethenny esithi uDorinda ubethe-brows kwaye unyanzela abahlobo bakhe ukuba benze izinto (ngakumbi malunga nomsindo kaRamona noDorinda ngokwenza kwakhe enye into). Le yayiyimpendulo yakhe: Andibethi ebantwini. Ndicinga ukuba uBethenny ubetha abantu. Ubabiza ngamagama. U-terse kunye nabo. Ubenza bazive bengonwabanga ngamanye amaxesha. Kodwa konke oko kunokusetyenziswa ngokulula kuDorinda, kwisiqendu sangokuhlwa. Wabiza uSonja ngamagama. Wayenomdla kuSonja, kunye noBethenny noRamona ngomlinganiso olungileyo. Wamcaphukisa uSonja kangangokuba wamlilisa. Ndiqinisekile ukuba uDorinda wazichaza ngokungazi. Kwaye waliphikisa ibango lakhe ngaye. Kwaye yayintle.
Kwaye ke ndaye ndaqonda: UDorinda akakwazi ukumelana nokugxekwa. Ukuba kumnandi, uya kuhleka. Kodwa emva kwexesha, xa sele enethuba lokuhlafunisisa kwaye ecinga nzulu, uya kuqala athabathele kwaye akhathazeke kukuba abantu bangathetha izinto ezinjalo. Ukholelwa kwisimo sakhe esakhiwe ngononophelo-ilizwi lesizathu, ibhere mama, i-alpha yeqela (qaphela ubuso bakhe obumuncu xa uJules enika eso sihloko uBethenny). Kwaye ezi zityholo zokuba uyisikhubekiso, ukuba akabakhathalelanga abahlobo bakhe, kwaye nokuba unokuba yingqele engenantliziyo ayihlali kakuhle naye. Kuye, unovelwano nothando.
Kodwa ubaluleke kakhulu ngaye. Yena uyazi eyona nto ilungele uSonja, yena Nguye kuphela onokuveza ulwazi olubuthathaka, yena kufanele ukuba yinkokeli yeqela. Kodwa kukubaluleka kokuzimela, ekukhanyeni kwesimilo somtshato wakhe, esimthintelayo ekubeni yinyani. Kungenxa yokuba, njengoko uBethenny ebonakalise kakuhle kangangeminyaka njengomfazi wendlu, eyona ndlela yokufumana inkwenkwezi yeyakho. Kwaye uDorinda akanangxaki yakhe.
Kodwa uBethenny, nangona egula, uyakwenza oko, kwaye uyavuma ukuba unetyala, ngaphandle kwento enye: indlela ayityhile ngayo ifoto kaTom kuLie-Ann. Ndicinga ukuba indlela awayehamba ngayo malunga neTom-Bomb yayingakhathali kwaye ikhutshiwe ngokungeyomfuneko. Njengoko uBethenny watsho, kwakungekho ndlela ilungileyo yokuyiphatha. Ulwazi, nokuba lutyhilwe njani, luya kuba yimpazamo kwinyani eyakhiwe ngononophelo ka-Lie-Ann. Nangona kunjalo, yayingeyonto kwakufuneka ibonakalisiwe kwikhamera. Kwaye, ukuba ibingumyeni womnye umntu okanye umntu oza kutshata naye ndingavuma ukuba bekungafanele kutyhilwa kubaphulaphuli. Kodwa lo ngu-Lie-Ann, umfazi oye wenza okomntu oselula onamehlo okomntu otyhaphazayo. Kwaye owayephethe iindaba ezimbi yayinguBethenny, owayenegazi elibi leminyaka esibhozo phakathi kwakhe noLie-Ann.
Kodwa uRamona-loo mehlo aphambeneyo, uRamonacoaster-ngaphandle kwento yakhe yokwenene yobudlelwane kunye no-Lie-Ann, kunye ne-anti-climactic ityhila ukuba kwakufuneka enze ulayini weTipsy Girl, wajika waba lolona luvelwano . Kwakucacile ngendlela awayeqhubeka ngayo ebuza, ungathanda ngokwenene ukwazi? ukuba wayeyazi into ehlazo ngoTom. Kwaye, kwesinye sezihlandlo ezimbalwa apho uAndy Cohen wancanca njengombuki zolo phezolo, akazange amtyhale uRamona ukuba athethe ukuba yintoni. Ukuba yinto uRamona acwangcise ukuyityhila ngaphandle kwekhamera ku-Lie-Ann ekupheleni kobusuku, kufanelekile ukuba ahlonitshwe emhlabeni. Kodwa ndiyathemba ukuba ukusabela kukaLie-Ann kuyakuqinisekisa ukuba uRamona uza kutyhila into ayaziyo kwisizini ezayo.
Kude kube sekupheleni, uLie-Ann akakwazi kuyeka ukuxoka. Umtshato wakhe wawungumtshato ovulekileyo. Kodwa, ngoncedo lokugoba okumbalwa kwinyaniso, ngoku kubonakala ngathi uLie-Ann, engqondweni yakhe, wahlulwe ku-Count xa wayecela umtshato ovulekileyo.
Ukuxoka kukaLie-Ann kunye nokuzikhusela ngendlela uBethenny enze ngayo kwakwanele ukwenza ukuba uBethenny eme ngokungathi angahamba (ngakumbi emva komdaniso kaDorinda kunye nomdlalo wepony wobukrwada kunye nokuzikhusela) njengoko uLie-Ann waphosa izihloko malunga nobuhle bobudlelwane bakhe njengoBethenny wazama ukuzicacisa. Kungenxa yokuba uBethenny uyazi ukuba ulwalamano lukaLie-Ann kunye noTom luba faker kuneebhokhwe zikaRamona. Ukubukela i-vignette yeqela lika-Lie-Ann lokuzibandakanya kwe-yacht, ukusebenzisana kukaLie-Ann noTom kwakubonakala kunyanzelekile, njengomdlali weqonga ombi ozama ukuzonwabisa. Yinto ekuthethwa ngayo, ngendlela ebefanele ayinyanzele ukuphuma kwakhe qho xa esitsho igama likaTom, okanye ukuba uyatshata, okanye uyathandana. Kwaye xa uAndy ebuza into ayithandayo ngoTom, wayebonakala ukuba ngumkhenkce okomzuzwana, ngokungathi wayebizelwe eklasini xa wayechithe ixesha elininzi elele, emva koko wadwelisa iiasethi eziphezulu.
Kwaye emva koko, ukudibana kwakuphantse kwaphela. UAndy Cohen, obekhe wanolawulo olupheleleyo lokulawula aba bafazi, uthathe isigqibo sokuphela naye wonke umntu echaza ukuzisola kwakhe ngeli xesha lonyaka. Kwakunjalo, ngonyango. Ngokunyanzela wonke umntu ukuba athethe ngokuzisola kwakhe, yayivumela ukuba iphele ngenqaku elilungileyo. Impendulo yakhe wonke umntu wayeyazi kakuhle-uCarole eqonda ukuba kufuneka anciphise izinto kwi-bud, uBethenny eqonda ukuba akufuneki abe ndlongondlongo-ngaphandle kuka-Lie-Ann, owayexelwe kwangaphambili, ezisola ngokuba wayelwile noTom kwisakhelo sakhe sokuzenzela.
Kwaye ngaloo nto, ukudibana kwakhona kwakusongelwe kwisaphetha, ukuphela kwesiphelo somoya ovuthuzayo. Kuyinyani, ukuzithemba kunye nokwangana kweqela (apho uBethenny angakwazanga ukujoyina, ehleli ngokungathandekiyo esofeni njengoko abafazi babesamkela) babenobuxoki. Kodwa, ngeendlela ezininzi, sisigqibo esingeyonyani esilingisa ubomi bokwenyani. Kwilizwe lokwenyani, izinto azisombululi kwaye zisongelwe kwisaphetha esihle. Uya kuhlala umthiyile umntu osebenza naye, loo mzali mnye kwi-PTA, okanye olo frenemy ulubonayo kwiminyhadala yoluntu. Nokuba izinto zisonjululwa, abo bantu abayi kutshintsha undoqo wento ekwenza ungabathandi. Kwaye kulungile. Ukuba ngumgunyathi akusoloko kubi kangako. Ngokukodwa ukuba iyakunceda ugqibe usuku.
