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Ndiza kuphuma nje ndize ndithi: Umhlaba wenene ngowona mboniso ubalaseleyo owakhe wakho kumabonwakude. Kwaye kuya kusiba ngcono. Iphinde yaziphinda kaninzi kwisithuba seminyaka engamashumi amabini anesine kwaye iyaqhubeka nokuphucula kuyo Ex-Plosion & Amathambo ifomathi yokuphosa abantu ongabaziyo kunye nokuzisa abachasi bexesha labo elidlulileyo. Ngokuvula ubungakanani bento evunyelweyo kwikhamera, ebonisa abavelisi, amalungu eqela labasebenzi, kunye nentwana yasemva kwemiboniso eqhutywa ngumboniso, bakwazile ukuvuselela ilungelo lokuthengisa amalungelo. Besihlala sisazi ukuba lo ngumboniso kamabonakude esiwubukeleyo, kutheni usenza ngathi akunjalo? Siphila kwihlabathi lepost-show podcast kunye ne-intanethi ye-intanethi apho abantu bevela kule miboniso kwaye batyhile konke. Ke kutheni ungayamkeli loo nto? Nika abantu umxholo abayifunayo.
Kwaye kuza kudlala ixesha elikhulu kule veki njengoko sibona igazi elibi lihlanganisene ePortland, malunga neeyure ezimbini kude Umhlaba wenene Indlu eseSeattle, becinga ukuba sele beza kuqalisa inkqubo yabo entsha yeMTV. Ngaba bekukho umzuzu ongcono kunoJenn, ngubani owayeyintombi kaDJ Masserobbie, efumanisa ukuba zijija? Ndacinga ukuba umhlathi wakhe waphuka ngenxa yempembelelo yokubetha kwawo emhlabeni. Ndiyathetha, sonke besisazi ukuba izakuba ngumbono kuba uMvelisi kaMat gawd ubonakalisile kwaye ukhohlakele ngakumbi kuneso siqingatha sengcuka-indoda engenayo i-Altered Beast.
Abahlali basekuqaleni basixhenxe baselunxwemeni bonwabela inkampu yomlilo nabantu abangabaziyo, amaphepha avuthayo namaphupha abo kunye nomnqweno ovuthayo, abathi xa bendicela ukuba ndibhale phantsi ukuthanda kwam bendizakuprinta nje kule minyaka mithathu idlulileyo wam Umhlaba wenene ndiphinda nditshise ezo kuba yiyo yonke into endikhathaleleyo ngayo. Bahlala ubomi obulungileyo kwaye konke malunga nokuza kuphazamiseka. Into leyo-awukwazi ukuqhubeka Umhlaba wenene Kule mihla kwaye ungazi ukuba kuhlala kukho ithuba lokujija. UTy noTheo bacofa oku xa bedlala iprank kubantu abahlala nabo ngokuthatha iisutikheyisi ezimbalwa ezilele ngapha kwendlu kwaye babhale uJohn Igumbi # 4 kubo kwaye bazishiye ngaphandle epasejini ukuba zifumaneke. Iyasebenza kwaye wonke umntu uyaphuma. Akukho mntu ukhathazayo ngokuvula iisutikheyisi, ezingenanto. Ndiyathetha ukuba babenyanisile, ndiyaqikelela ukuba kuya kuba yinto ekhwankqisayo ukuvula isutikheyisi yomntu kwaye uhambe ngayo kodwa nokuba kuthekani ukuba kukho umkhondo apho? Yabona? Prank enkulu. UTheo unika uTy oku kubambana ngesandla emva komva endiya kuthi ndisebenzise ngokuqinisekileyo ukuba ndiphinde ndenza into epholileyo kwakhona. Ke ngelixa ahlala nabo bonke bayaphazamiseka malunga nabantu abatsha abahlala nabo, siyabona abo bahlala nabo bahlanganisene. Imveliso ye-MTV ngokugqibeleleyo.
Ngoku, nantsi iseti entle ngakumbi. Udadewabo kaKatrina, uAnna, ligazi lakhe elibi. Kodwa bebethetha kwaye bencokola ngevidiyo okoko uKatrina ebesendlini. UAnna uphantse wadibana nabantu abasele besendlwini. Ucinga ukuba uya komnye umboniso kodwa uyazi ukuba kunokwenzeka ukuba bamphose Umhlaba wenene kuba bambonisa ukuba uyakhululeka xa iMveliso imxelela ukuba uya ePortland endaweni yoko. Nasi isizathu sokuba oku kungakholeleki. Okokuqala, sihlala sisiva ukuba yena noKatrina abavani. Kodwa basathetha kakhulu. Basoloko bethumela imiyalezo okanye bencokola. Ke banxibelelana omnye nomnye. Ngoku, cinga ukutyhilwa apho zonke iintshaba ezimbi kakhulu zihlanganisene khona kwaye ubonakalisa kwaye ufumanisa ukuba uligazi elibi lomntu naye-udade wakho. Inkulu. Inkqubo yam yokucinga: Ndinjani igazi lakho elibi bhuti? Sithetha kahlanu ngemini? Ngokwenene? Ndim ngokwenene? Ndilutshaba lwakho olubi? Umbulelo uza kuba mnandi kakhulu kulo nyaka.
Isibini. UAnna uneti kubo kuba uhlala ethetha nabo. Ke xa lonke igazi elibi lihlanganiswe kuhambo lwabo lwaseWinnebago-kumnandi ukukhwaza Imigaqo yendlela ngendlela-wonke umntu uyazi utshaba lwakhe kuphela. Kodwa Anna uyakwazi ukuthetha wonke umntu. Sele ebiza uTy nge bitch. Oku kubalulekile kuba komeleza iyantlukwano. Abahlali egumbini lokuqala bahlala besithi baya kunamathela kunye. Kwaye igazi elibi lihlala lisenza ngokufanayo. Kodwa asikaze siyibone kwicala legazi elibi, kuba asiziboni de zibe sezindlini. Le mbono iphindwe kabini yongeza uxinzelelo kwintlanganiso. Ikwasivumela ukuba sive omabini amacala ebali ngalinye, ngoko ke asikhethi cala kwimvelaphi.
Olunye uhlengahlengiso olutsha ku Umhlaba wenene kukuba abasanqunyulwa ehlabathini. Ixesha lokugqibela kwi Yiya Kakhulu Okanye Ugoduke , Bebezikhangela ngokwabo kwi-intanethi njengoko izinto zaziphuma malunga nemveliso. Olunye undwendwe luye lwavuza ulwazi kumntu ahlala naye ekubeni bubuhlanga kunye nokuzonda abathandanayo. Kulo nyaka, kuye kwakho iiselfowuni ezininzi kunangaphambili. Uninzi lwee-selfie kunye ne-snaps kwaye usenokulandela (ngaphandle kwabaphangi) ngelixa babefota ngehlobo. Umba wetekhnoloji unomdla omkhulu kuba ujike wonke umntu waba ngama-super sleuths malunga nokujija. Indawo ka-Anna eposwe kolunye usasazo lweendaba ezentlalo esithi ubhabha esixekweni esiya kwesinye, indlela efanayo uKatrina ayithathileyo. UJenn uthumele into ngendawo yakhe kuyo, eyavumela uRobbie ukuba abone ukuba bekukude iiyure ezimbini. Ngokwesiqhelo, uya kufuna ukugcina umbono we-twist efihliweyo. Kodwa ukubukela i-paranoia kumnandi ngakumbi kunokuba kusothusa ngokupheleleyo. Abakayazi, kodwa bayazi.
Kwaye jonga, uthando lwam kulo mboniso aluthethi ukuba andiyifumani indlela yokuziphatha ecekisekayo ngamanye amaxesha. NjengoMike ethatha isilwanyana sika-Anika esigxunyekweyo asibeke phezu kwenkunkuma yakhe ukuze xa elala naso, azi apho ibikhona kwaye onwabe ngako. Akukho kukhuthazwa koku. UPeter, igazi elibi likaMike, othe ngendlela uthi uyabhabha kwiThunder Jacksons, ibhar endikhe ndayidlula ngapha kwesigidi eSoho apho wawukhe wakwazi ukuthenga i-40 ebharini, kulungile uPeter uthi uMike akanguye mfondini olungileyo. Into exakayo malunga nesiganeko seenyosi, kwaye manditsho ndomelele ukuba ngekhe kubekhona sizathu salo, kodwa eyona ndawo ingaqhelekanga kukusilela ngokupheleleyo komxholo wayo. Ngokwazi kwethu kwinto esiyibonileyo, uMike noAnika bayavana. Okanye ubuncinci, kwakungekho mlo ubonisiweyo. Bekungekho andimthandi lo mntu ndizokucoca indlu yangasese ngebrashi yabo yamazinyo Ubhuti omkhulu ixesha lesibini. Kuvele kwenzeka nje ngaphandle kwesiqendu. Yinto engaqhelekanga kwaye eyoyikisayo. Ngaba inokubuya ijikeleze kamva? Inokwenzeka kakhulu.
Inye into eqinisekileyo, igazi elibi liyinyani kwaye siza kuyibukela. Umzala kaTheo, uKassius, othi ngokutsho kukaTheo sisizathu sokuba aphulukane nezifundo zakhe ze-D1 waphuma ngegeyithi ngunyana wam, waphuma kwisikrelemnqa sam. Leyo yindawo yokuqala. Nantso ke incam oza kungena kuyo endlwini. Igazi likaTy elibi, uKimberly, uthi isimbo sikaTy waseBritani asiyonyani. Ndiyathetha ukuba lelo licandelo lendawo endifuna ukuyibona idlalwa. Wayengenalo uphawu lwesikolo esiphakamileyo. Ingayiyo. Asazi. Ndifuna ukwazi. Ndifuna ngokwenene ukwazi. Oku kubaluleke kakhulu ukuba ndiyazi. Isimbo sokubonisa ubuxoki Umhlaba wenene Ihlazo lilunge kakhulu. Ahhh, lo mboniso.
Kule veki izayo kukutyhilwa okukhulu. Iindonga ziya kwehla ngoko nangoko, kuba kukho amagumbi okulala afihlakeleyo abo bahlala kunye nabo. Ngamanye amaxesha isikweko esigqibeleleyo sifihla endlwini yakho.
