Eyona Itv 'Ihlabathi lokwenyani: Amathambo' angqina ukuba i-MTV isenokukhetha ukufumaneka kubukho beLizwe lokwenyani

'Ihlabathi lokwenyani: Amathambo' angqina ukuba i-MTV isenokukhetha ukufumaneka kubukho beLizwe lokwenyani

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Isiqendu sokuqala Ilizwe lokwenene ixesha ngamava amnandi. Ithuku lakho lokuqala linokuthelekisa usuku lokuqala kwisikolo esitsha, xa ungazi mntu. Okanye mhlawumbi ubonakalisa umhla wokuqala womsebenzi omtsha, uzama ukufumanisa ukuba ngubani onethemba lokwabelana naye ngetyhubhu. Uya kuba uphosakele ngaloo nto. Besiqhele ukuthelekisa Ilizwe lokwenene kwezi zinto. Kodwa i Ilizwe lokwenene ulibethile ilizwe lokwenyani. Ngoku sithelekisa ezi ziganeko zobomi kunye nomboniso. Ndidibene nabantu abatsha endisebenza nabo okokuqala namhlanje, ibifana nesiqendu se Ilizwe lokwenene . Olunye luhlobo olushushu, ayikuko ukuba ndiza kudibana nomntu endisebenza naye. Kwaye kukho omnye obonakala ngathi uluhlobo, hayi ukuba ndilapha ukuzenzela abahlobo. Inkqubo ye- Ilizwe lokwenene ngumboniso obaluleke kangangokuba ufikelele kwiminyaka engamashumi amathathu nangona yaqala kwiminyaka engamashumi amabini anesibini eyadlulayo. Kungenxa yokuba imigaqo yolwimi lwezibalo alusebenzi nakwi Ilizwe lokwenene .

Umhlaba wenene: Amathambo izakuthatha abantu abancinci abasixhenxe ibabeka kwikhamera emva koko bayeke benze ngathi abazi ukuba bayarekhodwa. Iya kubavumela ukuba bonwabe kangangeeveki ezimbini kwaye emva koko ubalalele ngeemfihlelo zobomi babo. Njengoko i-montage yokuvula isitsho: ENDLELA BAYOKUFUMANA.

Intshayelelo ngexesha lesiqendu sokuqala zibalulekile. Yinto enkulu yokulahla ulwazi oluyinyani yenyani yeTV ye-AOL yokudala yobudala / isondo / indawo. Inqanaba lobunzima bokuma liphezulu kakhulu. Okwenza konke kube nomtsalane ngakumbi ukuba iqabane lokuqala lomlingisi lelinye lawona mavulo alungileyo ngalo lonke ixesha. Isibonelelo sakho, nantsi impinda ekhawulezayo:

IVioletta (eSarasota, FL): Imisebenzi yokwakha V uphuma ngesango, ngokoqobo isango lesikhululo seenqwelomoya, xa kuqhume ngokupheleleyo. Akatshatanga. Unomsesane wempumlo. Uthanda amakhwenkwe achubekileyo, aneendevu, neenwele ezibomvu. Uye wakhanyisa inqwelomoya kuba akazinxibi iibras. Akanxibi bras kuba zenzelwe i-pussies kunye neRiphabhlikhi. Usebenzisa ii-hashtag ngokuthetha kunye neminwe yakhe ukubonisa ngokwasemzimbeni ukuba injani na i-hashtag. Konke oku kungaphakathi kwimizuzu emibini yokuqala yesiqendu. Uthi ndingumtshabalalisi.

UTony (iBaton Rouge, LA): NgokukaTony, amanenekazi afana nomtsalane wakhe kodwa akakho kubudlelwane. UThixo akazange ambusise okuninzi, kodwa unoncumo olukhulu. Icala elisezantsi lelo kukuba ubuthathaka bakhe ngabafazi. Kwakhona, i-kryptonite yakhe ngabafazi. Ungumbonisi / umphathi wesityalo semichiza. Kwaye ukuba sesichengeni kwakhe: ngamanye amaxesha iimbumbulu kodwa uninzi lwabafazi.

UNicole (IStenen Island, NY): UNicole unxibe ihempe enobuso bakhe kuyo ethi SELFIE. Izihlunu zakhe zingundoqo. Ungumlingani wesini kunye nomdlali. Ungumdlali omabini kunye nabasetyhini nakwibala lebhola, apho wayengumfazi wokuqala kwiqela. Uyi-EMT egcina ubomi kwaye i-triplet. Isimbo sakhe se-Staten Island sikhulu kangangokuba kuvakala ngathi ligama laseBoston.

ISylvia (isixeko saseKansas, MO): USylvia uzazisa njengeMexico, ethi kuye ithethe amaxabiso osapho. Unokuphuma esandleni ngamanye amaxesha, nto leyo ayicacisayo yinto eyenzekayo xa usenza itheko ze. Umama wakhe ufuna ukuba abekho kwiLizwe leNene ukuze aphume endlwini yakhe.

Bruno (Providence eMpuma, RI): UBruno wazalelwa ePortugal, efama. Wayenenkomo yakhe. Ngoku uhlala eRhode Island kwaye unemoto ayithanda kakhulu. Wenza ihlaya lobudoda kunina kodwa ungabaxelela ukuba basondele. Ukwabethwa lolunye uhlobo lwesithuthi kwaye uneyona mibini imbi, eyona mihle kakhulu ekhangeleke imilenze yakhe. Ukufumana ingozi kuye kwamnceda ukuba awususe wonke umsindo wakhe. Ndifuna ukubona ukwanda kwakhe ngakumbi.

UJason (Fayetteville, NC): UJason nguloo mfo uzichaza njengothembekileyo, hayi iqhude, kuba umntu kufuneka ayitsho loo nto okanye kufuneka ayibize yonke le nto. Sesona sizathu sokuba isiQithi seSilingo sarhoxiswa kuba ngexesha elinye akukho mntu wakuthethayo kwaye akunakuhamba emoyeni. UJason uyakwazi ukubopha iqhina lesaphetha kodwa ufumana amanqaku ebhonasi ngokwenza ireferensi kaSteve Urkel / Stefan Urquelle. Kuninzi okwenzekayo ukuze asebenzise ikhefu (… dun dun dun * whispers Skeletons…)

UMadison (Austin, TX): UMaddy uthi abantu bathanda ukuthandana noMaddy kwaye uMaddy ulunge kakhulu ukuba angayenza nantoni na. Uzibiza ngokuba ngudlalani, kodwa uhlobo olumsulwa kuba akazange aphulukane nobuntombi bakhe de wabaneminyaka elishumi elinesibhozo. Ungumntu omhlophe. Ndiyayazi le nto kuba xa engena, umntu ukhala ngokuba une-blonde. Akazange abe namantombazana njengabahlobo kwaye unethemba lokuba abantu baya kumazi. Ngokwenyani ulapha ukuze azenzele abahlobo. Ukuba oku akuyiyo uphawu lokubonisa isilumkiso, andazi ukuba yintoni. Bukela uMadison, bantu.

Njengoko wonke umntu engena aze adibane, sijonga endlwini. Kukho itafile yephuli, duh. Kunye nemijelo yegolide. UNicole ukhupha into yokuqala ayiqapheleyo ngomntu ngamnye ngathi Umhle, kunjani? Umde bhuti, kwenzeka ntoni? Unqwenela ngokwenene ukuba indlu ibinomtsalane wokutsala, ukuba abhengeze ngohlobo lokuba uTony acinge ukuba uthi ibhere le-polar kwaye akalunganga ekuveni oko. Kuza kubakho uninzi lukaNicole othetha izinto ezothusayo kwikamva lethu. Kananjalo, uNicole angazalisa ngokwenza intshulube. Amanqaku ebhonasi kuye.

UTony mde kwaye ibhityile. UBruno noJason banezihlunu. Kukho amaxesha amathathu ahlukeneyo kwesi siqendu xa uTony ethetha malunga nokubamba abafana abakhulu. Ngenye imini xa wadibana noBruno, ngokulandelayo noJason, emva koko noSylvia noVioletta. Esi sisicwangciso esilungileyo kuba ukuba uziva ungonwabanga kunye nawe kwaye uyitsalela umnxeba ngokuphindaphindiweyo akukho mntu uya kukhathalela kuba akekho omnye umntu okhathalayo. Ixesha alithetha ngalo ejikeleze amantombazana, uSylvia uncoma amehlo akhe emva koko uVioletta uyavuma ukuba ewe, unamehlo okuzala kukaSathana. UVioletta ulungile ekuthetheni izinto ezinje kwaye uyathandeka kodwa andijongane nokubulawa kwendlela kwaye uyafuna ukwanga ngenxa yokuba ngathi andizukulala nawe, kodwa oko kuhlwile ngokuhlwa. Xa uVioletta efika kuqala endlwini uxakwe luxinzelelo kuba akathandi abantu abamchukumisayo kwaye kukho nekhamera ebusweni. Ke ukhupha ibhotile ye-tequila kwaye bonke abantu ohlala nabo bathelekisa iitattoo zabo. UVioletta une-THUG LIFE tat'd ngaphakathi komlomo wakhe ongezantsi. Amanqaku ebhonasi kuye.

UTony sele evumile ukuba uVioletta luhlobo lwakhe kodwa noMadison luhlobo lwakhe kuba uhlobo lwakhe lukhangeleka kakhulu. Okanye mhlawumbi umfazi luhlobo lwakhe kodwa kunye nobuthathaka bakhe obunye. Kodwa kananjalo, imoto eshushu kaBruno kwiwigi kunye nelokhwe enkulu kodwa inokuba luhlobo lwakhe.

I-crew iqengqeleka phezu kophahla bar yaseChicago, kuba ixesha lifotwe eChicago kwaye ke kuya kufuneka uye kwindawo yophahla kwaye ukhwaze igama elithi Chicago esixekweni okanye kungenjalo ngekhe kwazi ukuba ulapho okanye isixeko kwakhona. Ekugqibeleni sibona uNicole esebenza. Ngokufana noTony, udidi lwayo ikwangumfazi Kwaye uhlaba umdlalo ophambeneyo kubantu abaninzi ababhalwe kwiscreen njenge-BAR LOCALS, owona mzobo mhle. Amanqaku ebhonasi. Ke itab yebar iza kwaye iyi- $ 800 kwaye akukho mntu unokufumana indlela. Isizathu sokuba i-tab ixabise i-800 yeedola kungenxa yokuba xa usiya kwibha eluphahleni emini kwaye usekhona xa kumnyama, oko kuthetha ukuba ubusele iiyure ezingama-800 zeedola. U-V uthi unedola ezingama-400 kwithebhu. UMadison wazisa kuphela iidola ezingama-50 naye. Kuqala umlo omkhulu malunga noku. UV kunye noSylvia bafuna ukubulala uMadison ngokungazi ukuzisa imali eninzi kunye naye. Ukulungisa izinto phantsi, u-Bruno uthi ngokungakhathali njengo-Ben Affleck kwi-Retainer Ukuzingela okuhle imeko. Isebenza okwethutyana. Amanqaku ebhonasi.

UTony uzama ukuvuyisa uMadison ngelixa betshaya babuyele endlwini. Ukwenza oku ngokwenza naye. Umvelisi ubuza uMadison ngendlela uTony awanga ngayo kwaye uyagigitheka. Impendulo kukuba uTony uyamanga ngokutshaya umdiza esandleni sakhe malunga ne-intshi kude neenwele zakhe. U-V kunye noSylvia bayabuya kwaye bazama ukulwa noMadison. Esi sesona sizathu sokuba uMadison kufuneke afundiswe ekhaya! Emva koko uV uzama ukulala noTony. Ubuthathaka bukaTony kuphela ngabasetyhini, ke uzama ukugcina edlala ngothando noMadison no-V kuba uthanda abafazi besilwa ngenxa yakhe, enokuba bubuthathaka besibini, okanye iseyinxalenye yobuthathaka bakhe kuphela. V uphosa i-coatrack. UBruno uthi ngokungakhathali njengoBen Affleck, kwakhona. Iyasebenza, kwakhona. UBruno akacingi ukuba ukunxila kukujonga kakuhle, ngakumbi umntu wasetyhini. Kanye emva kokuba uBruno esitsho ekuvumeni, uye wanga u-V. Emva koko u-V wamanga uSylvia. Emva koko u-V uthuka ukuba ungusomashishini olinganayo, ukhwaza, uyakhaba umlenze kwaye ukhanyise ikhamera. Usenokucinga ukuba iimpahla zangaphantsi zenzelwa i-pussies kunye neRiphabhlikhi kodwa loo nto kukuqikelela kule ndawo.

Yonke le nto yenzekile ngaphambi kweKlabhu. Le ayisiyiyo imfazwe yasebusuku. Oku kuhambe kuselwa imini kodwa sisaya kuphuma silwe. UNicole upholile. V uthatha isigqibo sokuhlala ekhaya. UBruno uhlala ngokunjalo. Sika kwiKlabhu, iqela lemigulukudu liphinde lavuselelwa. UMadison uyavuma kuTony ukuba khange abelane ngesondo kwiinyanga ezintandathu. Uye walala nabantu abasixhenxe kuphela. Kodwa ishumi elinambini eneneni. Ishumi elinambini linani elinyanisekileyo. Kodwa uMadison unemfihlo emnyama. Siyayazi le nto kuba abo bumpers kwezorhwebo baqhubeka besithi uMadison unemfihlo emnyama. UJason noSylvia bayakhothana, bemka kunye, kodwa abaphelelanga ebhedini enye. Wonke umntu ulala kwiibhedi zakhe. Ubusuku buphelile.

UNicole noV bavusa wonke umntu e6 ekuseniyosuku lwesibini. UMadison uyavuka kwaye ahlawule amantombazana ngoku sele esekhaya apho ikhoyo imali yakhe. Wonke umntu uziva kabuhlungu ngomlo. U-V kunye noBruno baneentliziyo ezithandekayo kwi-hammock. Ufuna ukwazi ukuba unxile njani. Uqhula ukuba wamfaka eluphahleni. Uthi ndiyazi. Utsho nyani? Uthi hayi uyindoda elungileyo. V kwelinye icala uthetha ngokungabi ngumfana olungileyo. Unexesha elidlulileyo kwaye akazingci ngalo. Uzama ukushiya konke ngasemva. Basayibiza ixesha lonyaka wama-30, abayazi ukuba ibizwa njani Amathambo .

UTony noMadison abakhathazeki yile nto bayenzileyo. UTony waphula umthetho # 1 nangona ungazange wenziwe kwiklabhu. Umthetho # 2 awusoze ukhululeke kwiklabhu. Ibhonasi ikhomba kuye ukuba wophula lo mthetho. UTony noJason banencoko malunga nokuba ngubani oza kuba ngowokuqala ukutshayisa endlwini. Bayavuma ayibobukrelekrele ukungcola apho utya khona. Kubalulekile ukuba nemithetho enjengale ukuba uphile ngayo njengomntu okhulileyo kuba imithetho yiyo yonke eyahlula ukuba singatyumzi, sibe zizilwanyana ezitya inyama. UTony uyazi ukuba kunjani ukujongana nomfazi othathe izinto kakhulu. Sika kwi-ex yakhe, inike intetho malunga nokuba akukho mntu uza kungena njani phakathi kwabo, basathandana, baya kuphelela kunye. Ndinika ex ithuba lokungathandabuzeki lokufumana indlela uTony azame ngayo ukwenza yonke into ayibonayo phezolo. Sika kwintengiso: IINTSUKU EZI-13 KUSE KUYISELE AMASELE.

UNicole wayeza kudibana nayo yonke intombazana endlwini. Unemincili kakhulu ngexesha lonyaka. Ubonisa uMadison indlela yokwenza u-kiss-sit-up. Bendingazi ukuba le yinto kodwa ngoku ndinengqondo encinci. Amanqaku ebhonasi.

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