Usuku loBomi olumnandi, wonke umntu.
Ngaba wonwabile ngeeholide? Njani nge Iimfazwe zeNkwenkwezi: Umkhosi uyavusa Ukuvula ngomso, eyokuqala Idabi leenkwenkwezi Ifilimu ukusukela ngo-2005, kwaye eyokuqala ukusukela ngo-1983 ukungabinankwenkwezi a mhlophe umntwana onomsila wempuku ? Ewe unguye! Ngaba nawe, mhlawumbi, uyathanda ukubamba i-hallucinogenics kunye / okanye ubenexabiso elingenampilo lokuzicekisa? Hayi mfo wam, ingaba ndiyakuphatha kakuhle.
Njengoko ilivo linalo, ngo-1978 – ngaphambili Ubukhosi buhlasela emva okanye Ukubuya kweJedi okhe wafika kwimidlalo yeqonga– I-Star Wars Holiday ekhethekileyo isasazwe kwi-CBS kwiveki phambi koMbulelo. Ndithi njengentsomi ndinayo kuba kuthintela obo busuku babubambekayo ngo-1978, i Ekhethekileyo khange iphinde isasazwe okanye ikhutshwe kwividiyo yasekhaya. Isizathu? Icocekile, ingafakwanga fantha yeBantha. Yenza iJar Jar Binks ijongeke njengo-Alec Guiness. Yimpumelelo ebonakalayo kuphela ukwazisa uBoba Fett, ochaza ngokupheleleyo ukuba kutheni enayo Ukufa okuqaqambe kwiscreen kuyo yonke Idabi leenkwenkwezi isaga . Ukuba uninzi lwe-cast engundoqo lubonakala kuphela ukuba ungabukela ngokoqobo njengoko umphefumlo kaHarrison Ford ushiya umzimba wakhe. I-C3PO uqobo, u-Anthony Daniels, wayekhe wabhekisa kuyo njengoMntu oKhethekileyo weholide ekungekho mntu uthethayo ngaye.
Ndilapha namhlanje ukuza kuthetha ngayo. Yonke loo nto. Ngombulelo, ukuveliswa kwe-intanethi kuqinisekisa ukuba akukho nto ilahlekileyo ngokwenene, kwaye ndakwazi ukubukela I-Star Wars Holiday ekhethekileyo phantse kuyo yonke. Ngoku konke endinokucinga ngako ngootatomkhulu bakaWookie bebaleka ukuya kwi-holo-porn kunye nenyani yeChewbacca yade yalala ngesondo. Akukho nto ehlekisayo. Nje… ndinyamezele. Oku malunga nokungaqhelekanga ngendlela engaphantsi kwe-12 parsecs.
- Nantsi indawo ephambeneyo malunga Star Wars Iholide ekhethekileyo … Kulungile, nantsi enye yeendawo ezininzi eziphambeneyo malunga Star Wars Iholide ekhethekileyo -Ilayini-ibali eneneni lalinethuba lokuba lipholile. Isethwe ikakhulu kwiplanethi yasekhaya yaseChewbacca eKashyyyk ngexesha loSuku loBomi (ewe, uSuku loBomi, hayi iKrisimesi, ke ukuba uluhlobo lomntu othukutheliswa ngabantu abathi Holide elungileyo uza kuba ngokwenene uphambene). Ingxaki kuphela? Ubukhosi bamisela ibhlokhi ejikeleze iKashyyyk, kunye neChewie isenokungayi ekhaya ngeeholide. Iyamangalisa. Injalo Iiplanethi, oololiwe, kunye neemoto kodwa endaweni kaJohn Candy noSteve Martin uneChewbacca kunye noHan Solo, kwaye ekugqibeleni umfazi kaJohn Candy akafanga yena uyiWookie nje. Yiba nomfanekiso wabo bebhabha iMillenium Falcon indlela engeyiyo ngentsimi yeasteroid.
- Oko, ukutsho nje okuncinci, ayisiyiyo I-Star Wars Holiday ekhethekileyo ngu. Into yokuqala yokuyiqonda kukuba isiqwenga sokuqala sale nto sinikezelwe kuphela kusapho lukaChewbacca -umfazi uMalla, unyana kaLumpy, kunye notata u-Itchy. Akukho mntu ubonakalayo de kube yimizuzu eyi-15. Oko kuthetha ukuba yimizuzu eli-15 ngqo yonke ingxoxo ngu Ingxolo kaWookie . Yonke loo nto. Ukuba uyayivala ithebhu kwaye umamele nje zonke iincoko ezinesandi ngathi yindawo yokugcina iikati egcwele iikati. Ukuba indawo yokugcina enjalo ikho ngokwenene, ngaba uyafuna ukuchitha nayiphi na ixesha kuyo lingaphantsi kakhulu Imizuzu eli-15 ngqo ? Akuncedi ukuba i-Itchy ayifani ne-Wookie, kodwa ngakumbi njenge-Wookie engaqhelekanga Wampa gqithisi into.
Ewe ewe, ngaphantsi kwemizuzu emihlanu kuwe kubonisiwe ngengcinga ngaxa lithile kwimbali uWookie waxhoma iWampa. Ukuqala okuqinileyo.
- I-wook-ialogue iyacaphukisa, ewe, kodwa ngaba ubusungulile kusasazo lwangaphambili sele u Idabi leenkwenkwezi fan, ubuncinci uyaqonda. Ke, ngokujikeleza amanqaku emizuzu engama-20, kuyacaca ukuba ayibhalwanga ngu Idabi leenkwenkwezi abalandeli kodwa igumbi eligcwele ziitshimpanzi zityiswa ikofu kunye ne-LSD, kwaye kukho into engahambanga kakuhle.
Yile nto uLumpy abukele uhlobo oluthile lomdaniso wehologram… into, ndicinga ukuba ndiphazamisa inyani utata wakhe, umvukeli owaziwayo, kungenzeka ukuba ubhubhile. Iyaqhubeka ngaphezulu kwemizuzu emihlanu, kodwa ayiphuhlisi ngokwenyani ngaphaya komfanekiso phaya phezulu. Ayonwabisi ngokwenyani nakwabaqinayo Idabi leenkwenkwezi abalandeli, kwaye ndinokucinga ukuba yayiyinto entle ukudideka kuye nabani na ozimiseleyo ukuze abukele ubusuku obucwangciswe rhoqo IHulk eNqabileyo isiqendu .
- UMalla okhathazekileyo ufowunela uLuka Skywalker ukuze abone ukuba uyasazi na isizathu sokuba uHan noChewie bafike emva koSuku loBomi, kwaye uMark Hamill oneminyaka engama-27 ubukeka nje onwabile ukunxiba Idabi leenkwenkwezi Iindleko kwakhona. Msikelele. Ukuba yinto enye yokususa kuyo yonke le nto, kukuba uHamill, uCarrie Fisher, kunye noHarrison Ford bonke banomtsalane kangangokuba banokulala-bahambe ngendlela yabo ngamasikizi esi script kwaye basabonakala sihle. Uyazi ukuba uHan noChewbacca banjani. Ngebabemile ndaweni ithile okanye babanjwa sisivunguvungu seAsteroid, uLuka uxelela uMalla, kuba ukumisa kwenye indawo yinto ekufuneka yenziwe nguHan noChewie.
Yiza, masibone uncumo oluncinci, uLuka ucela. UMalla unyanzelekile, okanye utshaye nje ezinye zezityalo ezintle zaseKashyyyk.
- Awu, ukulungiswa koSuku loBomi kufuneka kuqhubeke nangona uChewie engekho. Oku kubandakanya ukupheka. Nantoni na ngokupheka ndithetha ukubukela uloyiko olubi uWilly Wonk-ian ephekwe ngumntu obukele ukwakhiwa kwehlabathi Ithemba elitsha ngamatye njengeebhola kwaye wacinga ukuba oku kufanelekile.
Oko..into ifundisa uMalla ukwenza iBantha Surprise. Isikhumbuzo esikhawulezayo, yile nto uBantha ajongeka ngayo . Ummangaliso kukuba i-shit iya kungcamla kakubi.
- Ngeli xesha uHan noChewbacca benza ukubonakala kwabo okokuqala, besokola ukufikelela kwi-Empire's blockade. Kutheni ndihlala ndicinga ukukusa ekhaya ngoSuku loBomi kuzobalula ?? U-Han uyakhala, ophakamisa umbuzo okonwabisayo-kodwa-ongaphendulwanga wokuba kutheni ukuzisa iChewbacca ekhaya ngeholide kuhlala kunzima kakhulu.
- Ngalo lonke, iAccess Award yokuphumelela umlingisi Art Carney udlala iSan Daunn, umrhwebi eKashyyyk. USan Daunn ubonakala kwikhaya lakwaWookie eliphethe izipho zoSuku loBomi, kwaye unikezela i-Itchy ngesigcina-ntloko sokwenyani. Usuku loBomi obumnandi, kwaye Ndiyathetha Usuku loBomi olumnandi, utsho. Kwaye uyafana, kulungile, oko kukuhanjiswa kwemigca engaqhelekanga apho kubuGcisa kwaye emva koko uLumpy ujike umnqwazi kwaye akukho ndlela yimbi yokuthetha le ngaphandle kokuba uLumpy ubukele iphonografi. Ngamanyala. Yi-100% yamanyala. UTatomkhulu uWookie ngqo ubukele iphonografi phakathi kwegumbi lokuhlala phambi kwentombi yakhe kunye nomzukulwana wakhe kwaye ukuba sisithethe soSuku loBomi ungandibala nje.
Umdlali weqonga obhiyozelweyo u-Diahann Carroll ubonakala njenge hologramu engokwesini egqithisileyo, ehleba ngomqala izinto ezifana nelizwi lam lelakho wedwa. Ndifunyenwe emehlweni akho kuphela. Emva koko uNksz Carroll uyacula ingoma yokwenyani, inde kakhulu, inde kwaye inesondo ngokwaneleyo ukuvumela ukuba uzibuze koloyiko olungathethekiyo okwenzekayo ngaphandle kwehologram. Emva koko Star Wars Iholide ekhethekileyo ithatha inyathelo elinye kwaye ikubonisa nje, kwaye ndiyakuvumela ukuba uze kwizigqibo zakho.
I-FYI, simalunga nesiqingatha ngeli nqanaba. UCarrie Fisher njengoNkosazana uLeia ubonakalisa apha, kodwa andinakutsho ngokunyanisekileyo ukuba ndiyicubungulile into ayithethileyo, ngenxa yokuba nolwazi ngezesondo zabucala notat'omkhulu kaChewbacca kwimizuzwana nje ngaphambili.
- Okwangoku amagosa oBukhosi afika kunye neStormtroopers ukuza kutshayela ikhaya laseChewbacca. Ngokuqinisekileyo kukho ukungahambelani kweWWII kuyo yonke into. Iyafana ukuvula indawo evela Basterds yokutya , Ngaphandle kwendlela engaphantsi kwexesha kunye neWookie ukuyibetha kwi-holo-porn ngasemva. Nangona kukho indawo enye apho iStormtrooper sikrazula khona isilwanyana sikaLumpy, kwaye… kubuhlungu ngokwenene? Khumbula laa mzuzu phakathi kwincopho yokuhlekisa ukuya Ukubuya kweJedi , nini Ngaphandle kwendawo ii-Ewoks ezimbini ziyaqhushumba , kwaye enye i-Ewok izama ukuvusa i-Ewok efileyo? Kwaye ufana no-Oh yiza kwesi sidenge oh Nkosi yam kutheni ndilila ? U-Lumpy uzama ngelize ukubeka kwakhona idoli yakhe e-Bantha eyonakeleyo ngokuchanekileyo.
- Ngelishwa, iimvakalelo zokwenene zilandelwa ngevidiyo yomculo kaJefferson Starship. Ngandlela-thile, umthengisi we-porn uSan Daunn uziva eyona ndlela yokuphazamisa i-Stormtroopers ikwibhokisi yomculo kaMalla, eyenzeka nje ukuba ibe nevidiyo yonke kaJefferson Starship. Oku kuthetha ukuba amalungu kaJefferson Starship anamawaka eminyaka ubudala, okanye isitayile somculo sikaJefferson Starship kuphela kwentsalela yempucuko yethu yokuhamba kwiminyele emininzi. Andazi ukuba loluphi ukhetho endilukhethayo. Nokuba yeyiphi indlela, elona candelo lokuzonwabisa kuko konke oku ngumdlali webhodi yezitshixo kaJefferson Starship ongenalo nofifi lokuba angenza ntoni ngale ikhibhodi ibengezelayo.
- UHarvey Korman uyabonakala kwakhona , Njengomnye umlinganiswa ozama ukutsala uBea Arthur eMos Eisley Cantina kwiTattooine. Ukunyaniseka, andazi. Okwangoku yonke le nto ihambele kuhambo olubi lweziyobisi kwaye iinkcukacha azibalulekanga. Ngokukrakra, ukuba awukwazi ukufumana ikopi yefayile ye- Star Wars Iholide ekhethekileyo , yehla nje ibhegi epheleleyo yama-shrooms kunye ne-binge Iimfazwe zeNkwenkwezi: Iimfazwe zeClone kwiNetflix. Iya kuba ngamava afanayo. UBea Arthur ucula ingoma ngaxeshanye. UHarvey Korman ugalela isiselo entlokweni yakhe.
Sihlobo, andazi.
- Ngelishwa, nangona kunjalo, eyona nto ibalulekileyo yeyona Star Wars Holiday ikhethekileyo Umzuzu weStormtrooper-y kwimbali yeStormtroopers . Ewe, ngakumbi iStormtrooper-y kunexesha leStormtrooper wabetha intloko emnyango . Ke, uHan noChewie ekugqibeleni bafika eKashyyyk kwaye bayachwechwa badlula kwiStormtroopers bangena endlwini. U-Han unkqonkqoza umpu kwesinye sezandla ze-Stormtroopers, kwaye xa esiya kuyithatha i-Stormtrooper ihamba ngeenyawo zakhe kwaye uwela ekufeni kwakhe. Iyamangalisa. Kuyenza ngokunyanisekileyo ukuba yonke loo nto ikuxabise. Ndiqinisekile ukuba uyinxibile iyunifomu yeStormtrooper ngamaphephandaba anebala kuya kuba yinto encinci kunabo bonke abaphilayo eStormtrooper kuzo zontandathu Idabi leenkwenkwezi Iimuvi.
- Ithiyori: Nalu usapho lakwaChewbacca ludityanisiwe, kwaye uBukhosi bahleli nje ngamagqabi kuba… kulungile kuba. Iividiyo zoBukhosi ngokubanzi zingene endlini ukubuza malunga neStormtrooper, ekufuneka ndiyiphindaphinda ndikhubekile ndaza ndafa, kwaye iSan Daunn ifana no-Oh, ngokupheleleyo endleleni yakhe ebuyayo ngoku. Kwaye uBukhosi buyayithenga. Undikhumbuze okuninzi Ayizizo ii-droids ozifunayo . Ngaba nditsho ukuba uSan Daunn ngokufihlakeleyo nguJedi ogqibe kwelokuba ayokufihla njengomnini-venkile olula eKashyyyk emva kokuba uMlawuli ebulewe Umyalelo 66 phakathi Impindezelo yeSith ? Kutheni ewe, ewe ndinjalo. Ngaba iyayichaza i-Wookie porn? Hayi, hayi ayenzi njalo.
- Kuyabonakala ukuba, isithethe esikhulu soSuku loBomi kukuba xa usapho lukunye, banokubamba amatye aqaqambileyo kunye ne-teleport kulo lonke ixesha kunye nendawo ukuya emqolombeni apho zonke ezinye iiWokie zibhiyozela uSuku loBomi. Ewe, yintsimi encinci ekhohlo. UHan, uLuka, uLeia, uR2D2 kunye neC3PO bakhona, nabo, ngenxa yesizathu esithile. Nokuba sihluke kangakanani, uLeia uthi, sonke siyafana kwimizabalazo yokulwa namandla obubi kunye nobumnyama. Umntu othile wayibeka kwindebe ye-Starbucks, ASAP.
- UCarrie Fisher usivala ngengoma, kwaye hay ayonto imbi leyo. Kodwa kwenye inqaku, abantu abaninzi bayathanda ukuthetha ngendlela uHarrison Ford ayinguye umlandeli weWar Wars. Ngapha koko, ukwirekhodi ( unxibe isinxibo senja eshushu ) esithi ufuna uHan Solo abulawe kwi-trilogy yoqobo. Makhe ndikuxelele, ngokuqinisekileyo akukho nanye kwezi eya kuba yimfihlakalo wakube ubona ubuso bukaHarrison Ford ngexesha lokugqibela leThe Star Wars Holiday Special.
- Ufuna ukwazi elona candelo linomdla Star Wars Iholide ekhethekileyo ? Kulungile, zininzi iindawo ezinomdla kodwa uyazi ukuba yintoni eyamangalisa ngokwenene? Ndibukele zonke iikhredithi, yonke indlela de kube sekupheleni, kwaye igama likaGeorge Lucas alibonisi kube kanye. Ngokucacileyo yindoda ethatha ityala kakhulu ngokonakalisa Idabi leenkwenkwezi, indoda enye eyayinekamva I-Darth ikhupha iVader thetha oku , khange ithathe nxaxheba kweyona ntloni inkulu yesaga. Oko ngokusisiseko kuyithetha kwalapho.
