Ndifuna ukwenza amanzi ecoconut, akwenze ukuba uqhele ukwenza njalo, uthi xa ejikeleza ekhitshini, uTyler u-Uncommunicative Bro intern phantsi kweenyawo okwe retriever yegolide. Ukufika kuka-Aviva uyaphawula ukuba uSonja uqeshe ibartender enesiqingatha sokwenyani uJohn Mayer, isiqingatha sokubulala isiqingatha sokubulala iziselo zeli phathi lababini. U-Aviva wonwabile kukumenywa naphina kangangokuba awugqibe ngokupheleleyo ngezincomo, uxelele uSonja ukuba yonke into ayenzayo i-chic, ngathi, phumla, isasazeka zii-napkins ze-cocktail kunye namandongomane adityanisiweyo echibini.
URamona bekufanele ukuba azimanye nabo kodwa ubiza uSonja ukuba azicenge. USonja akanayo kwaye uxhoma kuye njengokuba ephakathi kwesizathu. Oku akubonakali kakuhle. Okwangoku, uLuann ubonisa uCarole noRamona malunga nendlu yoyilo apho igumbi ngalinye lihlotshiswe ngumyili owahlukileyo ukuze, ngamazwi kaLuann, anyuse imali yomhlaza wamabele, kunye nokwazisa.
URamona uhamba ngeberserk ngokukhawuleza okukhulu, ecoca iphepha lodonga, ephosa isiko likaLuann elenziwe ngeepleyiti echibini kwaye exelela wonke umntu ukuba indlu kaSonja iye kwitrasti. Bobabini uCarole noLuann bayaqaphela ukuba ukuba uRamona ngumntu obazisela ezi ndaba, konke akulunganga eRamonjaland.
Kamva ngaloo mini, uCarole noKristen bajoyina uHeather kwisiselo sosuku ngelixa umyeni wakhe ethatha abantwana elwandle. UCarole uxelela uHeather oko waxelelwa nguRamona kwindlu yoyilo malunga neengxaki zemali zikaSonja, kwaye noHeather uyaphawula ukuba kukho umsantsa okhulayo phakathi kwamaWonder Twins.
UKristen uya kubona iarhente yokumodareyitha kwaye ngumbono ongenakumangalisa ngokupheleleyo, ngaphandle kokuba uyi-wang epheleleyo ecacisa ipikoko ngenxa yokuba ephambi kwekhamera. Uvavanya iphothifoliyo yakhe ngaphambi kokumxelela ukuba ndicinga ukuba kusekho i-mileage apho. UTHANDO # LUYINYANISO.
Kwiwayini emini emaqanda engcamla no-Aviva no-Luann, imbewu yokungoneliseki kuka-Ramonja iyahlwayelwa ngakumbi. USonja uqengqeleka enxibe i-bikini emhlophe kunye ne-gauzy yokugubungela ngathi ungene nje elwandle, u-Ursula Andress-style. Ungumoya womoya kunye nokubabaza kwaye ngokungakhathali uyamhoya uRamona, ophawula ukuba kukho ukubanda apha, kwaye ayiveli kwiwayini.
Ngandlela thile, ngaphandle kokuba ndikwintsimi yeediliya intle kakhulu, ndiza kulunga kuyo ukuba ibe yinto yokugqibela endiyibonileyo ngaphambi kokuba ndife, amanenekazi ahlala phantsi ayotya uSonja malunga namashishini akhe ahlukeneyo, ngakumbiSchrödinger'sI-oaster ye-toaster, eqhube uninzi lwamabali akhe kumdlalo kule minyaka imbalwa idlulileyo.
Ukuya kwam kwiivenkile zesebe [ukuyokuyibeka] bathi 'Sonja, umkhulu kakhulu [kuneeoyile zethowusta], uSonja uyadanduluka, kuba uninzi lwabathengi besebe banenkxalabo banikwa ingcebiso kubathengisi malunga nokwakha ubukhosi babo. .
Isizathu sokuba abantu bathenge ioveni yam yokubhabha emva kokuba befumene iiresiphi kwincwadana yam- ngesondo! USonja uthi, ngokungathi yeyona nto icacileyo emhlabeni. Ingqokelela yedayimane emthubi namhlophe! Ndiqala ukuzibuza ukuba ingaba oku kukuhlela na okanye ngaba ndinesibetho sokwenene ngumbutho. Ekugqibeleni uSonja uyayivala incoko, ekhalaza ngamandla amabi, kwaye kufuneka ndivumelane naye. Sela nje iwayini, manenekazi.
Kwinxalenye encinci yeNew York, uHeather uza kuCarole ukuze athakathise ngomsebenzi, atye ipitsa kwaye asele itequila, endicinga ukuba yeyona nto iqhelekileyo eboniswe kuwo nawuphi na umboniso kule franchise. Ummelwane kaCarole, TRIPP SWANHAUS, ngubani IMDB undixelela ukuba uneekhredithi ezininzi zomvelisi kwimisebenzi yobugcisa ye-MTV yezinto zokuqala, Abahlaseli bamaGumbi , uza kubuza uCarole ukuba abukele inja yakhe entle. Kutheni bengekho ukuthandana? Ndithumela esi sibini nzima kakhulu. Swanziwill!
Ngapha koko, uCarole uxelela iqela ukuba ufuna ukuphakanyiswa kobuso, umzuzu owahlekwa de wasweleka kwi-promos kodwa -JK-uthetha ukuphakanyiswa kwendlu! Emva kwexesha uya kuba neekontrakta ezimbini ezingaphezulu kokuthetha ngokubeka igqabi legolide kwisilingi sakhe kunye nokubeka iofisi yakhe ekhitshini lakhe kuba akayisebenzisi. Ugh, oku Ukwabelana ngesondo esixekweni izihlangu-kwi-oveni persona lelona candelo lisecaleni lobuntu bukaCarole kumdlalo, kwaye andizukuchitha ixesha elininzi ndithetha ngalo.
URamona uza kuSonja ukuze amfumane esenza uphuculo lwasekhaya. Kuyabonakala ukuba emva kokuhlala kwiiHamptons kangangeeveki ezimbini indawo yindawo yokulahla inkunkuma (NDIYAFUNA Abafundi baka Sonja Ispinoff ebonisa uhlobo lwamatheko / ukuzama iimpahla ezinqabileyo iimontage ziyaqhubeka xa engekho) kwaye ke yena ukhuhla izindlu zangasese kwaye ukhupha iimpahla zokudada kwi-bidet. Njengoko usenza.
Ndineglasi yewayini kuba ndifuna ukuba nencoko enzulu, utshilo uRamona. Uxelela uSonja ukuba uyazi ukuba kungafuneka ashiye indlu kungekudala (NGENXA YOKUBA IBHANKI ILUNGILE NGOKU) kwaye kufuneka aqale afune ezinye izindlu (UKUZE ANGASHIYELWA ANGAHAMBI NAYE, ).
Andina bomi buthoba? Andinazo iingelosi ngakum? USonja uyabuya. Ngaba ufunde Imfihlelo ?
Nda.
Intetho emnandi, wonke umntu.
Izinto ezoyikisayo ezahluka-hlukeneyo: UAviva, uHarry noReid bahlangana isidlo sangokuhlwa sentsapho ngaphambi kokuba unyana wakhe omdala uHarrison aye kwinkampu yokulala; U-Reid ukhumbula ngoncumo olude malunga nokungena kwiikhabhathi zamantombazana kwinkampu yakhe ukuba adlale nabo njengolutsha; Isoka elineminyaka engama-23 ubudala likaSonja liyammela ukuba atye isidlo sangokuhlwa ngoko ke ubiza umfundi kwaye enze isizathu sokuba adibane naye ukuze angabinakho ukujongana nesizungu esiqobayo sokuba yedwa ngokwenene; okuncinci okuthethwa malunga noCarole pranking uHeather, uKristen kunye noLuann ngokuzibandakanya okungeyonyani ngelixa bobane benxibe iibrabhu ezimhlophe ezinoboya kunye nokusela ivodka kwindawo ye-ice, kungcono.
Nanku apho kwenzeka khona umlingo: onke amanenekazi ahlangana ngemini ye-spa ebanjwe nguSonja anganikeli ngqalelo kwimeko yemali eyoyikisayo emva kwekhethini uMorgan. URamona ufumene iinwele zakhe zangaphambi kwespa, ngoko ke amaza akhe agqibeleleyo eChekhov ngokucacileyo aza kuhluthwa entlokweni yakhe okanye into kule mizuzu mihlanu izayo. Ngelixa uLuann, uHeather noCarole bephumla kwiindawo zokuhlambela ezimdaka kunye neminye imisebenzi ye-spa, uSonja noRamona baqala ukulwa.
Ndicinga ukuba nguwe unobangela [oneminyaka engama-23 ubudala] uBen akabizanga, utshilo uSonja, nto leyo ehlekisayo de sifumanise ukuba uRamona uyamazi umama wakhe (!!!) kwaye usenokungafowuneli azokujonga kuye (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!). Ngapha koko, uthi kuSonja, ucinga ukuba mncinci kakhulu kuye.
NGUMDLALI WAMAZWE NGAMAZWE, uSonja ongalandelelaniyo.
Kuyabulala, uRamona ongalandeli mva.
Kuvakala ngathi umona kaRamona, uKristen wenza iziqhulo ezivela echibini, ngokucacileyo akalindelanga ukuba uRamona AHAMBE IGLASI YAKHE YEWayini EBusweni BAKHE. UKristen uphendula ngendlela nawuphi na umntu ofikisayo ozihloniphayo: ngokutshiza uRamona ebusweni ngamanzi ashushu ashushu kwaye amonakalise.
Ndifundisa abantwana bam ukuba bangabethi, bangaphosi- ngaba uRamona wayiphosa le memo kwiminyaka engama-65 eyadlulayo? UKristen uthi. INDLELA YOKUBONISA UKUHLEKA. Yiyo le veki. kodwa ngokucacileyo ivuliwe. Maziqale iimfazwe zobudala!
