Amanzi endoda yakhe kunye noNkosazana Morgan, oza kulandawo ukuze afumane iingcebiso zeshishini kule ndoda ikwazileyo ukuhlawulela usapho lwayo irente eTriBeCa (YINTONI? UKRISTU WAYENZA).
Ngokuqinisekileyo ndineeseti zeendlebe zokumamela, uJosh uxelele uSonja ekuqaleni, nesisiqalo esihle, kodwa kwakamsinya nje ukuba uSonja aqale ukudwelisa amashishini akhe ahlukeneyo, ekubonakala ukuba abandakanya usapho lwaseSaudi kunye neqela lebhola ekhatywayo laseNigeria elityhola ngokutyala imali [kwam ] uyamnquma ngesiqholo. Ingcebiso kaJosh kukushiya i-30 Gs kwiqela lokubonisana ngophawu. Kubonakala kum ukuba uSonja angasebenzisa uncedo olungaphezulu kuphuhliso lwemveliso kunophawu (ndiza kuligcina iqela lakhe ixesha: yonke into kufuneka ibe ne-SONJA kuyo) kodwa andirenti kwanto eTriBeCa, ke yintoni endiyaziyo?
Yeka. Yeka ukuziva, utshilo uJosh.
Ndinamantombazana amaninzi acela incwadi; iithegi sele zenziwe ngezacholo, Sonja babbles.
Ugeza iibhanana! UJosh uyadanduluka, inokuba iyinyani, kodwa ngokuqinisekileyo ayisiyondawo yakhe ukuba athi. Akayi nokuya apha!
Kwezinye iindaba, uCarole unenye indlu eBeverly Hills, KUNYE NEKITITI, axhonywe kuyo ngelixa iikontraka zakhe zikrazula i-oveni eNew York. Indlu iza nenja enkulu, uMargaret. Ndinomdla kakhulu ngale ndlu nakule meko kaMargaret. Ngaba uqhuba indawo xa uCarole engekho? Isebenza kanjani lento? (I-LA ilunge kakhulu kwi-chi yam kuneNew York -Margaret)
UCarole uneentombi zakhe LA zokukhalaza ngobomi bakhe bokuthandana kwaye bamamela ivoyisimeyili apho umntu amlahla khona ngaphambi komhla wokuqala kuba edibene nomnye umntu. Oko kubi kakhulu. Andiboni ukuba ngcono kakhulu xa kufuneka achaze abo bazokulandela ukuba abanakuze batye ukutya okungathathwanga ekhayeni lakhe, nangona.
Emuva eNew York, uRamona, kunye nomyeni wakhe ongatshatanga, ngenxa yokuba uRamona wayeza kuba luhlobo lomfazi obalekayo exelela abantu ukuba unendoda eyindoda, uhlangana noHeather noJonathan, uLuann noJacques noKristen noJosh kwisidlo sangokuhlwa. Itheko elibanjwe nguHeather kuba uthatha abafazi ngeempelaveki ukuya endlwini yakhe eBerkshires.
ENKOSI, ENKOSI, NDIYAKUTHANDA, Mario iziqhulo.
Akukho mntu ukhefu kwiiBerkshires! Akukho mntu ndimaziyo! Utsho uRamona. Unobabalo kakhulu, imvumi yosapho, umsebenzi omkhulu ngeenxa zonke. UJosh, enxibe ihempe yejejama phantsi kweblazer yakhe, uthatha isigqibo sokuba eli lithuba elifanelekileyo lokufihla izicwangciso zeshishini likaSonja. URamona uhamba ngebhola.
Ucinga ukuba ungubani? Ubuza ngokuthetha, ebonisa ukuba akamazi uSonja kuAdam. Oku kunokuba yinyani, kodwa akudingeki ukuba wazi uSonja Morgan ukuba azi ukuba i-oven yakhe ye-toaster ayitholakali ukuthengwa naphi na emhlabeni / kwisistim selanga, kuba ayikho. Ayisosithuko eso, sisiteyitimenti sokwenyani. Yima, kutheni ndimela uJosh? Masiqhubeke.
UCarole umeme i-vampire yokoqobo (ngokomlinganiso womlingisi) ekhayeni lakhe ukuze bathethe naye noKristen malunga nokufunwa ngamadoda. Okokugqibela, umntu uzibophelele ekufikeleleni ezantsi koku!
Kukho amadoda afuna abafazi abaphumeleleyo abanomdla kwaye banokubamba incoko, umlingisi utsho. (Phew! - Uluntu)
Nabani na onemilenze efana neyakho akufuneki anxibe iblukhwe, uxelela uCarole.
Imnandi loo nto, utsho uKristen.
Okwangoku, kwi-antigravity yoga (ekhangeleka ngathi i-maaaaazing, umva wam osezantsi ngokoqobo uyancwina ngelixa ubukele oku kulandelelana, kodwa ke amanenekazi awanakudlula kwi-Oms okanye abeke iinwele zabo kwii-ponytails ze-GD ezinde ngokwaneleyo ukuvuna nayiphi na izibonelelo, i-RAMONA) u-Sonja uqinisekisa ukuba i-American Indian yinto elungileyo ukuba ithi (Ewe -Luann) ngaphambi kokuguqula incoko kuhambo olukhululekileyo noluzithandela lokuya eBerkshires. Ngokucacileyo, ngokummema ukuba abe lundwendwe lwakhe kule mpelaveki, uHeather unyanzelisa uRamona ukuba ajongane neenkumbulo ezimbi malunga nobuntwana bakhe, nangona sinokuthi sixelele uRamona ukuba akazange akhulele kwindlu kaHeather eBerkshires kwaye, ngaphezulu, kubonakala ngathi unobubele. yokungakhathali apho zikhoyo iiBerkshires.
Njengoko amanenekazi ebaleka esixekweni ngempela-veki siphathwa ngengqondo yabo yokuncipha kwincoko yohambo lwendlela, njengokuvula unomathotholo, gals. Bafika kwindlu entle kakhulu kaHeather, apho axakeke khona ekhupha amashwamshwam amnandi kunye notywala obunamaxabiso kwaye esenza izinto ngokugqibeleleyo ukufika kwabo.
Ngaba le yindlu okanye igaraji? URamona ubuza kwangoko akufika, kwaye inyani yokuba uHeather angamxeleli ukuba abuyele emotweni kwaye aqhube iesile lakhe ekhaya bubungqina bokuba nomonde kwaye athande njengomntu. Ude aphathe nemithwalo kaRamona, ngenxa yothando lukaThixo. URamona ubuyisa obu bubele bungakholelekiyo ngoku-odola isixhobo somoya kwaye asiwe endlwini kwakamsinya emva kokuba befikile, emva koko yena noSonja bazama ukukhwaza isixhobo sokungenisa ukothula izinto kunye nokuzifaka ngelixa u-Heather, uLuanna, uKristen noCarole beziphumlele engceni.
Emva kwexesha, uHeather uthatha amanenekazi awasa echibini, apho iingqondo zabo ziyaphambuka kwingcinga yokuba kunyanzelekile ukuba barhuqele amaphenyane abo emanzini. Ndiyathetha, indlela ephakathi. UHeather ubapakishele iwayini kwaye lixesha lemilingo kwaye ezo zinto zidibene zibonakala ngathi zizolisa ngokwamanani ezi bhidi ngomzuzwana. Banendlela yokuloba baphosa imigca kwaye uCarole ukwazile ukubamba intlanzi, eyizulisela uRamona ocothayo kwifashoni yentsha yesikhwama sokungcola.
Sasikwitheko lesidlo sasebusuku sikaHeather nabanye bethu ababalulekileyo, ke ukuba wawungekho kungenxa yokuba wawungenayo enye into ebalulekileyo, uRamona watshica uSonja njengephimpi, ngaphambi kokumxelela kwangoko ukuba uJosh wayemhlambalaza. UHeather noKristen, abo bangene emanzini, babhukuda baya kwiphenyane labo ukuya kwindlebe. Kwimiboniso yokuthintela okukhulu, batshiza uRamona ukuba aqhekeze i-gossip sesh kunokuba abethe isikhephe sonke. Uyaphuma kuba eli lixesha lesibini lokuba iinwele zakhe zenziwe ngaphambi kokuba zikufutshane ngqo nomzimba wamanzi.
Oku kubini kubini! Uyi-bitch encinci, utshilo kuKristen, ngaphambi kokuphosa imixholo yeglasi yakhe yewayini, elandelwa yiglasi yakhe yokwenyani, kwicala likaKristen. Iglasi imbetha ebusweni kwaye yahlula umlomo.
Ndingumongikazi, ungalibali! Uyakhwaza uLuann. UCarole uziphose phantsi ngephenyane lakhe.
URamona kunye noSonja babheqa elunxwemeni, uRamona wasigxeka sonke eso sehlo ebuntwaneni bakhe.
Bendingenawo amanzi esandleni sam ndaphosa into ebendinayo, she shrugs as she is getting in car and peels away. Ingqele! Ndiyathemba ukuba uKristen uphosa i-air conditioner kwiveki ezayo. Bone ngoko!
