Lo… mhlawumbi bubukhosi? Andazi. (E!) Pakisha iibhegi zakho, bantu oqhelekileyo kunye nabo! Kule veki ku IiRoyals , siya eMonaco! Kwaye imigulukudu ilapha: uLen, uLiam, uOphelia, uAshok, uGemma, kunye nabazala ababini abangakhange baphoswe mntu xa bemkile. Kodwa ngaphambi kokuba singene kumhlaba weNkosazana uGrace, masithabathe uhambo olukhawulezileyo oluya eLondon kwaye siqwalasele abadala beRoyals, andithi?
UKumkani uSimon ubuyile kwaye uKumkanikazi uHelena akanakukhathalela. Uqhele ukonwaba xa undibona. Ubukade undiphathela iintyatyambo. Yhu.
USimon udumbile malunga nenqaba ezolileyo kwaye kubonakala ngathi akayazi ncam ukuba makenze ntoni ngaye. Ngena uPrudence, umbulali wethu omncinci osileleyo. Ungakhumbula kule veki iphelileyo ukuba uKoreshi wamtyhola ukuba aye kuhlola uKumkani. Uyenza kwaye konke esikufumanisayo kukuba uSimon uyazimela ajikeleze isixeko kwaye abantu babukele. YAWN.
Ubulumko bubuyela kwinqaba kwaye uxelele uKoreshi ukuba akasayi kuphinda enze umsebenzi wakhe omdaka. Ubiza ibluff yakhe. Ukuba uyamxela ngenxa yesizathu, unokwazisa umhlaba ukuba wamdlwengula kwaye wamtyhola amaxesha amaninzi. Ndiva ukuba uPrudence unamandla apha.
Ngeli xesha, emva kokuvuma ukuba angaze abe ne-Princess Eleanor ngesondo kunye nokuqhushumba ebusweni bakhe, uJasper ucela ukukhutshwa kwinkonzo yakhe. Ngaba le yeyokugqibela esiya kuyibona malunga nemfihlakalo yeVegas? Ngaba siye savalelisa kweso siqingatha-Batman sase-Bhritane sokuzama kwakhe ukuzama? Hayi! Uhambela phezulu! Kwicala laseMpuma! Kwifulethi yedeluxe esibhakabhakeni! Ewe akunjalo. Ngokwenene uhanjiselwe inkonzo ka-Helena kwaye utata ka-Ophelia akachithi xesha ekulumkiseni uJasper malunga nokumkanikazi. Ebesoloko ejonge kwixesha lakhe elidlulileyo kwaye ukuba ufumanisa ukuba ungubani ngenene, uya kuvavanywa ngokungcatsha umbuso. Utata ka-Ophelia uxelela uJasper ukuba u-Helena usongelwa lulutsha luka-Eleanor kunye nobuhle ngokungathi yayingeyonyani eyaziwayo. Ukuba ngumlawuli ophetheyo, uJasper usebenzisa oku kuluncedo kwaye ulala no-Helena. Kucacile ukuba u-Eleanor ngokuqinisekileyo uya kufumanisa malunga noku kwaye mna, ndoyike loo mini. I-Spice Girls ithe ukuba ufuna ukuba sithandwa sam, kuya kufuneka ufumane nabahlobo bam. Akukho ndawo kuloo ngoma kukho ivesi echaza ukulala nomama wakhe. Ngelixa ubudlelwane bakhe noJasper babungekho mpilweni, kubonakala ngathi wayekhula emkhathalela ngendlela yakhe. Inkosazana yethu ayinakuze ibambe ikhefu. #TeamEleanor
Ukuthetha ngeNkosazana yethu, masingene ngaphesheya eMonaco kwaye sibone indlela iiroyali ezenza ngayo ngeempelaveki. Ngokusisiseko, into abayenzayo kukurenta indlu entle, banxibe iimpahla ezintle, basele kakhulu, bangcakaze, kwaye babelane ngesondo. Intle kakhulu into eyahlukileyo kunaleyo bayenza yonke imihla.
U-Ophelia noLiam ekugqibeleni bendawonye kwaye gosh darnit, ukuba abathandeki nje. U-Liam uhlala eyindoda kwaye masenze u-Ophelia abe negumbi lakhe lokulala ukuze bakwazi ukuthatha izinto kancinci. Oko kuhlala sonke isiqingatha sosuku kwaye kungekudala bayamanga kwaye bathathe iintloko kwaye baphile ngenyaniso yabo!
Abantwana badityaniswa yindoda entle, endala egama linguBekk esifumana ukuba yayingu-a) Owona mhlobo kaRobert kunye b) othatha ubuntombi bukaLen. Ngalo lonke ixesha ejikeleza, u-Eleanor ujika abe yintombazana eneminyaka eli-12 edibana nelungu lakhe lesithathu alithandayo kwi-One Direction okokuqala. Usengumntu osebenzayo, kodwa uyigiggly kwaye uyoyika kuloo nto. Uye wabajoyina kwisicelo sikaLiam kuba ucinga ukuba kuyakwenza uLen onwabe. Into yokuqala eyenziwa ngu-Beck kukufihla ibhegi kaLen yeziyobisi kwaye kunyanzelekile ukuba achithe impelaveki engaphucukanga. Ezi zimbini zithetha ngoRobert ngothando kwaye zikhumbula. Ubukrelekrele bukaLen bubonelela ngonxibelelwano olunzulu olusuka entliziyweni kunye neemvakalelo zokwenene. Ukuba phakathi kuka-Beck kumenza akhumbule uRobert nangakumbi kodwa uyaqonda ukuba yinto elungileyo. Kanye xa thina njengababukeli siqala ukuziva ngathi uLen usenokuba ekugqibeleni umfumene umntu olungileyo kuye, umbhoxo uqhawulwe phantsi kwethu kwaye kutyhilwe ukuba u-Beck utshatile… kubonakala ngathi akonwabanga utshatile… kodwa utshatile. Ngaba asinakuvumela u-Eleanor onwabe kube kanye kwaye aphumelele enye?!
IGemma iseMonaco nayo kwaye ayichithi xesha lokwenza iOphelia (nabo bonke abanye abantu) bangonwabi. Udlala i-poker kunye no-Ashok kwaye ugqibela ngokuphulukana nemoto yakhe entsha yezemidlalo kwisandla esibi. Ndihlala ndicinga ukuba uGemma ulumkile, kodwa ngubani esihogo sokubheja imoto engange-200, 000 yeedola? U-Liam ukwazile ukubuyisa imoto umfo waseFrance onamavili ajikelezayo. U-Ophelia ubuza uLiam ukuba waba njani ulunge kangaka kwiidarts kwaye sifumanisa ukuba kungenxa yokuba wayefuna ukuchukumisa uRobert.
Ukungabikho kukaRobert kuye kwanzima kakhulu kule ngqungquthela kwaye kusebenza kuphela kwimbono yam yokuba uRobert usaphila. Masikhumbule, asikaze sibone umfanekiso wenkosana eswelekileyo (ukuphosa akuzange kuzenze iingqondo zabo?), Wasweleka kwiimeko ezimangalisayo (ewe, wenza njalo), kwaye yeyiphi indlela yokushukumisa isiphelo sexesha lonyaka. Ithiyori yam kukuba uSimon uzokwehla njengoKumkani kwaye ngaphambi kokuba uLiam abekwe isithsaba, uRobert uza kwenza ukubuya kwakhe. Oko, ewe, kuthetha ukuba sizakufumana enye i-Brit ebukekayo ukuba ijonge kwimizuzu engama-44. Ukudinwa.
